The 167th round
The 167th round
"I was brought out by him this time, and I don't want to go back to the monastery, where the woman is widowed. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"Do you need a man?"
"Absolutely. Don't you need it?"
"I need it too, but I'm more afraid of getting hurt. It has been said that men bring much more pain to women than happiness; ”
"Not all men are unreliable; Can you guarantee that all women can be relied upon? Bad women are in the minority after all. ”
"I don't trust men anyway. ”
"If you don't believe it, don't fall in love! You don't know where you kicked a man?"
"Leave him alone, he can fly, anyway, he can't die. ”
"Isn't he mad at you?"
"Sheng! I don't pay attention to him, and after a while, he comes cheeky again, and the master often talks about me. I'm just like you, I don't want to go back to the Taoist Academy, so I stay here to do things. ”
"Is that man still here looking for you?"
"I haven't seen it in a long time. ”
"Men are like that. Often absent, there is the same as nothing, and the widow is alive. I can't stand these men!"
"Alas, it's us women who are the ones who suffer. Pregnant, the man is not around, the baby is not coming back. How can a man know about a woman's pain?"
The real mage came out of the general's mansion and asked, "Is the demon girl still there?"
Bibi said, "It's frozen. ”
"I'll take a look!" the Master walked over and touched the surface of the bowl with his hand, which was very cold, and knocked it with his hand, and said firmly, "The king is not at ease, let me come out and have a look." ”
Bibi smiled: "I heard that Minnie is your best friend?"
The Positive Dharma Master pondered for a while and said, "It's not a secret, everyone here knows it. ”
Bibi questioned: "You are a mage, can a mage also marry a wife?"
"A mage can't marry a wife, but I'm making my debut. Of course you can marry. You're making your debut now, and you can marry as well. ”
Bibi was very confused: "The master said, 'If you enter the Tao, you will never marry!
"Of course it's a lie! In order to set an example, your master will not marry for the rest of his life, and at the same time, he doesn't want to watch his disciple get married. ”
"Is it true?"
Minnie said, "It's true! I'm the head of the monastery, and I know the situation very well." What woman can endure loneliness? What woman is a woman without a man called? Therefore, she has to get married and start a family. ”
"It turned out that my master didn't dare to marry, and it wasn't that he didn't need a man. How do we know as disciples?"
"You've made your debut, the master can't control you anymore, if you want to marry, find someone to marry?"
Master Shifa smiled: "I heard that Master Zhifa doesn't have a woman yet, do you want to marry, help you draw the red line." ”
Minnie said, "People have boyfriends; don't make a mess!"
The Great Demon King of the Nine Qilin Heads of the Human Body, with a large group of people such as the Shabat generals and the Zhifa Master, came to the bowl and round hat to observe, touched the ice in the bowl and round hat with his hand and said, "Yes! It is freezing very tightly, and the day is almost dawn.
Let's hang the bowl in the air at the city gate for everyone to see!"
Bibi said, "It is good to hang high, that is, as soon as the sun shines, man himself comes out." ”
The human body Nine Qilin Head Great Demon King hated Queen Sonia to death, gritted his teeth, stared, and said, "It's better to fall out, let the car crush people." ”
Bibi asked, "Who's going to hang it, where is it?"
The Human Nine Qilin Head Great Demon King said: "There is a master of the Straight Law here, he can hang." It's just that the demon queen freezes until the next day, will it not be?"
Minnie opens her lip eye and hangles it in front of her, showing Queen Sonia in her bowl-and-round hat motionless in the ice, her eyes closed and her face pale.
The Human Nine Qilin-headed Great Demon King carefully observed and said, "Death is death, but what is the little yellow thing beside her?"
Bibi said, "It's the Great Bend Moon Demon Knife, and the Demon Queen wants to use it to dig holes and drill out." ”
"Alas, the demon queen is a disease in my heart; she's dead! Everything is easy! Master Zhifa, it's dawn, where is the demon queen to put it? Let everyone see it. ”
Master Naofa observed it and said, "The city wall is blocked by the enemy, no one passes through, it is useless to hang there, it is still a high overhang, everyone can see it." ”
Minnie retracted the Eye and said, "Hang it up first, and then adjust it." ”
Master Zhifa waved his right hand: "The bowl round cap does not move." ”
The Human Nine Qilin Head Great Demon King was very confused and asked, "Master, what's wrong?"
Master Zhifa was so embarrassed that he couldn't raise his head, and argued in embarrassment: "To move the bowl, you must have a secret; ”
The Human Nine Qilin Head Great Demon King knew that he had made a mistake in judgment, adjusted his mentality, moved his gaze to Minnie and said, "It's better for you to hang it." ”
Minnie waved her right hand, and the bowl hat flew up, hanging high in the middle of the intersection. Bibi said, "It's too tall, it's shorter." "The bowl cap automatically descends and is hoisted to a certain height.
The Great Demon King of the Nine Qilin Heads shouted loudly: "Okay, good! That's it!"
Minnie kicked her legs and flew up, followed by Bibi, and they flew around the bowl and round cap, and landed, saying, "Yes, no problem." ”
The Human Nine Qilin Head Great Demon King looked at it carefully and said, "You two guard today, don't let the demon queen escape." We still have something to do, let's go first!"
Minnie asked the Practicing Master, "What's the matter with the King?"
Master Shifa said, "There is going to be a military meeting, let me also participate." ”
Minnie said, "Go, come back and talk to me." ”
The Nine Qilin Head Great Demon King, Shabat, Master Zhifa, Master Shifa and a large group of people came to the Shabat General's Mansion and sat down around a large round table twenty meters long.
The Great Demon King of the Nine Qilin Heads said, "After the Demon Queen is destroyed, our eyes will naturally shift to the siege of the city. General Shabat, what do you think, tell me about it?"
Shabat pondered for a while and said:
"In this battle, the king was very wise, he saved Zhao by besieging Wei, he attacked from three sides, he defeated the enemy in one fell swoop, and he saved the land. My opinion is similar to this one, attacking from three sides, and sending Peng troops to land in the city from a high altitude to form a flank attack from all sides. ”
The Human Nine Qilin Head Great Demon King pondered for a while and said, "Tell me your opinions?"
Master Zhifa said: "I don't know anything about military affairs; But where are we going to find Peng? I heard that Dapeng is a legendary big bird, which does not exist in real life!"
Shabat shouted loudly: "Black God, fly in!" The shout fell, and a big bird, three meters high, five meters long, and two meters wide, with an eagle head, eagle claws, and an ostrich body, asked, "Master, looking for me?"
Shabat smiled, "Let me introduce you; Ladies and gentlemen, it's called the Black God. Please tell it by name. ”
The head of the Nine Qilin was very curious, and said, "I am the king, and I will serve me in the future." ”
The black god said, "Yes, my lord. ”
The Shabhat general introduced: "I use my fingers, you have to remember. ”
"Yes, master," said the black god. ”
Shabat used his fingers to introduce them separately and said, "Black God, open one wing for everyone to see." ”
The black god stretched out violently, and one wing opened, about ten meters. The black god introduced: "I can seat ten airborne soldiers on one wing, and twenty-five airborne troops can sit on two wings and five people on my back." Plus, I can also participate in battles. ”
The Human Nine Qilin Head Great Demon King praised: "Okay! Can you fly up and show us?"
The black god said, "Of course. After saying that, he walked out of the door, ran a dozen steps, and flew up, his body was big and stupid, and after flying high, he was very fast.
Shabat said: "Stupid is stupid, as long as you can fly and send the airborne troops into the city walls, the mission will be completed." ”
The Human Nine Qilin Head Demon King analyzed: "The target is too big, it would be nice if I could be invisible." ”
The Shabhat general said: "It is a roc and will not be invisible." Use it to give it away. ”
"What if I fly up the wall and someone finds me shooting down?"
The general Shabat said: "Enter the city from above, and soldiers descend from heaven." ”
The Human Nine Qilin Great Demon King praised happily: "Good idea, good idea!"
Master Zhifa was puzzled and asked, "Just one, how to transport troops?"
General Shabat introduced: "What about one? We have five or six hundred, and we will be there in a moment." ”
The Positive Mage shouted, "Look, what is the Black God holding in his mouth?"
The Shabhat general asked loudly, "Black God, what are you holding in your mouth?"
The black god said, "It's a bowl." ”
The Human Nine Qilin Head Great Demon King asked, "What are you doing with it?"
The black god flew in front of him, and landed in front of Shabat and said, "I wanted to eat the people inside, so I took it back." ”
She was followed by Minnie and Bibi. As soon as Minnie landed, she said, "This big eagle that came from nowhere took the bowl away." ”
The Human Nine Qilin-headed Great Demon King pondered for a moment and said, "Since the black god wants to eat the woman in the bowl, let it eat; ”
Minnie asked, "Is this big eagle ours?"