Chapter 149: Xiaoqiang who can't be killed
However, when they turned around, they found that they had thought wrongly, and the residents of Tieguan did not suddenly change their minds, but they were not happy with this discovery, because what stopped them was the more "nightmare" existence in their hearts, the devil who buried their original mercenary group with his own hands - Zheng Ding.
"Yes...... It's you, you...... Aren't you dead, ...... by the gods," Jia Cao'an looked at Zheng Ding and his party and said tremblingly.
"If your whole family is dead, I won't die!" Zheng Ding was so angry that green smoke rose above his head.
"What do you want?" Seeing that Jia Cao'an was taking pictures of Zheng Ding's "obscenity", and lost the function of speech, Fu Caolong immediately stepped forward and blocked in front of him.
Unexpectedly, his natural move amused Xi Yutong on the side, and joked with a smile: "The two seniors have gotten along quite well recently!"
Jia Cao'an and Fu Caolong glanced at each other awkwardly, their old faces were slightly red, and they hummed and chirped in response.
Seeing this scene, Zheng Ding almost didn't hold back his laughter, took a few deep breaths before returning to his face, and said seriously: "First, you must not set foot in the Tieguan realm in the future; If I commit any of the above, I won't be as merciful as I am today!"
"But we mercenaries, if we don't accept the commission of hurting the heavens and helping the abuse, do we still have work?" I don't know who muttered in the rear.
Unexpectedly, such a soft-spoken complaint could not escape Yan Huixue's ears, and he glared at a pair of big eyes and scolded angrily: "Why are you not alive? Find the lost pet cat and help the farmers plant seedlings...... There's a lot to be done!"
"That's too cheap...... the man still tried to protest in a low voice, but was stopped by a look from Jia Cao'an.
"Let's go ......" As Jia Cao'an gave the order to evacuate with a lonely expression, the mercenaries also set out on the way home listlessly.
Although no one came forward to clearly reply to Zheng Ding's two conditions that represented humiliation, they knew very well in their hearts that the era that belonged to them was gone, and the "sequel" of the New Spring Breeze Mercenary Group was destined to be impossible to regain its past glory, and they might not even be able to win the production department, and it may be time for them to end their careers as mercenaries.
Once upon a time, the Spring Breeze Mercenary Group was still a name that could give them a strong sense of belonging and pride, and at that time, they all took it for granted that the only possibility of leaving the mercenary group was to die.
However, as if in the blink of an eye, this gorgeous high-rise collapsed, and the shining name became worthless overnight, so fast that everyone had no time to get used to it.
They didn't know that in fact, before them, when the Spring Breeze Mercenary Group was in its heyday, it was not without precedent for such a thing as breaking away from the organization alive.
For example, the well-known Xi Yutong not only broke away from the mercenary group, but also joined forces with the enemy, which directly led to the demise of this powerful organization.
However, what they don't know is that in fact, in addition to Xi Yutong, there is another person who also took the initiative to give up his identity as a mercenary before the end of his life, and that person is Xi Yutong's former wingman Sha Caojing.
Time back to half a month ago, the three forces met and competed in the iron pass, and Sha Jing, who was conscientious and did not forget the assassination mission, continued to doom, even if he was 10 million percent favorable, he could still be betrayed by his partner, and he failed.
The assassination failed, and Zheng Ding and the others, who heard the news, instantly blocked all his retreats, and also because of his good water nature, he jumped into the river in a hurry, which saved a small life.
After sneaking at the bottom of the river, when he came out of the water again, he was already on the edge of the Iron Pass, because most of the young adults went to the dock to fight the zombies, and the old and weak women and children all went to the shelter, so compared to the place where he fell into the water, this place can only be described as desolate.
"Stinky woman, you actually defected to the battle, you are fully responsible for the failure of the mission, and when you go back and see the head of the regiment, Benjing will definitely make you never turn over, and talk about it well!"
I don't want the head of the regiment in his mouth, Bai Caoku, as if Cao Cao possessed him, suddenly appeared behind him as soon as he was mentioned by name, and said softly in a slightly ridiculous tone: "Who is such a big enmity with you?"
"Tuan Tuan Tuan Tuan Tuan!" Sha Jing was shocked, and he looked back in shock, and almost fell back into the river.
"Are you so surprised to see me?" Bai Caowei stroked his long hair, "Is it because you didn't complete the task, and your heart is empty?"
"I'm about to report to you!" Sha Jing brushed her chest and gasped, forcing herself to calm down, "Xi Caotong, this stinky woman, turned her elbows outward, and repeatedly obstructed her subordinates from carrying out their tasks, which made Dave's old thing survive to this day!"
Bai Caoqu smiled and nodded, his attitude was as kind as the sunshine in spring: "So that's why this mission failed?"
"Not really!" Sha Jing's eyes shone fiery.
"Hmm......" Bai Caowei pouted and muttered for a moment, and suddenly stretched out an index finger towards Shajing, "What is the first paragraph of the first paragraph of the Spring Breeze Mercenary Regiment Regimental Regulations?"
Sha Jing was petrified instantly, and small beads of sweat continued to ooze out of his face: "Regiment, regiment commander! It's only been a few days since my subordinates joined the regiment, and they were sent out on a mission, and they haven't had time to study hard yet......
"That's a shame, let me tell you. Bai Cao Ku sighed lightly, "Whoever collects the customer's money, completes the customer's entrustment, and makes any discount on the execution of the task under any pretext, die!"
Sha Jing was stunned for two seconds, and suddenly defended himself emotionally: "However, this is because that stinky woman is in the way everywhere, and his subordinates are ......."
Bai Caoqu shook his index finger lightly to interrupt his chatter: "Isn't this a discount! You don't understand the will of our Spring Breeze Mercenary Regiment grass well enough!"
At this moment, bathed in the "warm" smile of the white grass withered again, Sha Jing felt only the cold, the cold that gushed out from the bottom of his heart, and only after a long time did he groan: "Benjing is not satisfied! Benjing wants to quit the group!"
"Quit?" Bai Cao sneered, "Yes, but you have to wait until you die!"
"Just kidding, just kidding! How could a subordinate quit the group? The subordinate loves the mercenary career to the core!" Sha Jing hurriedly put on a smiling face, "The subordinate will go back and solve Dave!" After that, he rubbed his hands and turned around to leave, but when he took the first step with his right foot, he suddenly looked back and shot three silver needles at the white grass wither.
It didn't seem like he had time to dodge, and the silver needles had already reached the front door, but he still stood motionless.
The sneak attack unexpectedly "went well", and even Sha Jing himself couldn't believe it.
But after a while, the faint worry in his heart became a reality, and the silver needle suddenly flew back upside down just as it was about to pierce the white grass wither's head, and at the same time, a wave of air exploded under his feet, lifting himself into the sky.
However, this was only the beginning, followed by the continuous expansion of the air around his body, and Sha Jing, who was in the center of this high-pressure air flow, only felt as if his body was about to be squeezed flat.
"You!" As soon as he said a word, bursts of explosions suddenly sounded all over his body, and the ultra-high air pressure that wrapped him turned into countless bombs, which instantly devoured his entire person.
After the energy was vented, everything returned to normal, only Sha Jing seemed to have been skinned, unrecognizable, and his body was incomplete, and he fell into the river with a bang, staining the entire body of water red, and sank to the bottom of the water and never floated up again.
Of course, so much ink was wasted on him, according to the convention, he would not die, and his "corpse" flowed into the sea with the river eastward, and after drifting for several days, it was finally found by several girls running on the sea, and then rescued.
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After another ten days, Sha Jing, who had more than ten nightmares in a row, successfully woke himself up and bounced out of bed.
"Wake up? Do you dare to go out in the future? Didn't you say that you will definitely get ahead outside? Why did you almost take your life?" A woman's voice hit the eardrums.
Sha Jing turned her head in amazement and looked around, the room with pink wallpaper, the chandelier with colorful balloon shades, the single bed with the scent of lavender, the half-human-high cross-stitch on the bedside table, and the familiar face of a middle-aged woman.
"Mom...... ...... Benjing went home?" Sha Jing looked at the woman and said in astonishment.
"Yes, I don't know how you did it, but you were injured like that! Fortunately, Luo Lan and the woods found you in time, so that you could pick up a small life! You lie down first, and I'll bring you a bowl of porridge!" Sha Mu said and was about to get up, and after walking a few steps, she couldn't help but tell him, "Just say that it's dangerous outside! Don't have those unrealistic dreams in the future, as a man, you can get a tolerance, you should be secretly happy!"
"No!" Sha Jing clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, "If it weren't for that stinky woman, Ben Jing wouldn't have ended up like this!"
"I haven't woken up from my dream yet!" Sha Mu's expression was quite helpless, and she slowly left the room while shaking her head.
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The characters have something to say:
Hello everyone, my name is Sha Xuan, and I am an embarrassing mother......
Readers, are any of you mothers?
Can you imagine the first time I saw my son in a dress, the first time I heard him proudly show off his cross-stitch creations to me, the first time I found out that his bed was covered with lavender, the first time I entered his dreamy princess-style room?
In short, over the years, it is difficult to describe and surprise......