In the dim alley at this time, lanterns are hung high, the people of Shendu are the most lively, hearing this kind of humiliating thing, all the houses are brightly lit, hurriedly out of the door, noisy children who do not want to sleep, secretly poke their heads out of the door and window, but the adults who were found pressed back again, the staring eyes are afraid that their children will hear something that should not be heard, the children in Xicheng are playing all day long "riding horses and fighting" , and never tired of it, and loves to pester the old people in the family to listen to the stories of the war when he was young, as well as the chivalrous courage in the rivers and lakes. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The kid rolled his eyes and thought to himself, "What is this lingerie maniac you just heard?" and the kid jumped up excitedly.

Why? Because they can finally play with different tricks, in the eyes of children, they are tired of riding horses and fighting, so, after a few days, the children running in the streets and alleys are playing a game called the battle of the underwear maniac, and the hardest thing in each game is the child who plays the underwear maniac, because he has to be chased by a group of people, but they are all happy.

And at this time, Ye Shuo was extremely angry in his heart, but he was also helpless, looking at the large army that had gone away to denounce the underwear maniac, he secretly came out of a dark alley gatehouse, and slapped the dust on his body, this gatehouse looks like no one has lived for a long time, fortunately witty as me, I hid in this gatehouse, otherwise I really jumped into the Lethe River and couldn't wash it.

The fat man floated out of the Yama mark at this time, and after a sigh, he looked at Nightshimmer sympathetically.

"You said you, why did you encounter this kind of thing, it's too unlucky!"

Forehead......

Nightshimmer could only shrug his shoulders, not wanting to!, and then gritted his teeth and said, "Don't let me run into that person again, or he won't be able to eat and walk around." ”

The fat man stretched out his hand and pointed at Ye Shuo and said, "Why are you still holding it, why don't you throw it away quickly, do you really want to be that underwear maniac and be chased around again?"

Ye Shuo looked down, and through the faint moonlight, he saw the pink sexy thing in his hand, and immediately threw it on the ground, with a look of annoyance, it was this underwear that hurt him, if he didn't have this underwear in his hand, he wouldn't be chased by someone at night.

Depressed to depressed, Ye Shuo could only curse in his heart the immoral character who framed him, passing by the street, and met the group of people chasing him, he was about to run subconsciously, but he still made up his mind, and walked by with the same face as he passed, and pretended to be curious to listen.

"I still let that underwear maniac run away, it's been several times, and the efficiency of this government is too low, and I haven't caught it now. ”

One of the fiercest chasers shouted: "Tomorrow, I will inform the neighbors, ropes and sticks are prepared at night, as long as you hear a little wind and grass, everyone will be together, and you can't catch this thief if you don't believe it." ”

The big man's words attracted a group of echoes, and Night Shimmer hurriedly walked by, if he suddenly found out that he was the person he was chasing just now, it would be miserable, fortunately, everyone was expressing their opinions, and Night Shimmer was able to leave smoothly and methodically, and when he left the street where Night Shimmer was aggrieved, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

With the heart of a fat man, how could he not seize this opportunity to take advantage of words.

"Although I didn't see the duel in the ring tonight, this excitement is no worse than the duel in the ring, in one word, cool. ”

Without saying a word, Ye Shuo sent the fat man back to the Yama mark, and slowly enjoyed himself in it!

During the walk, he finally returned to the Longmen Inn, at this time there were only Bai Hejiu and the gambling monk in the inn, the gambling monk sat on the chair and meditated as always, Ye Shuo walked straight to Bai He Jiu, just sat down and took the wine glass in front of Bai He Jiu, a mouthful, the sudden pungency made Ye Shuo's face flush, and he couldn't help coughing, pulling his throat and saying, "What kind of wine is this?" ”

Bai Hejiu looked at Ye Shuo and smiled slightly: "What's the matter? I'm in a bad mood today? Who provoked you." ”

Which pot is not opened, Ye Shuo immediately became angry, and his face was red from drinking just now, and in Bai He Jiu's eyes, the whole one was angry.

"Don't mention it, it's all tears. ”

Bai Hejiu beckoned to the shopkeeper, brought a wine glass, poured it and drank it in one gulp, smashed it and said, "Tell me about something with Lao Bai, maybe I can help you." ”

Ye Shuo squinted at Bai He Jiu, and suddenly woke up, yes! Lao Bai has been in Xicheng for so long, what kind of underwear madman must have thoughts, and even knows that the opportunity for him to avenge his shame early is not in front of him.

coughed, looked at Bai He Jiu in front of him and said, "Old Bai! I said that you can't tell others, this ...... It's a little embarrassing, but you've got to help me. ”

Looking at Ye Shuo's twisted expression, Bai Hejiu immediately became interested, touched his beard, and said righteously: "Of course, who doesn't know my old Bai's reputation, as for helping you, you have to tell me something!"

Ye Shuo glanced around, beckoned to Bai He Jiu, whispered about what happened tonight, sighed after speaking, poured a glass of wine to himself, and just drank it in his mouth, there was a loud laugh from the opposite side, and the kind that slapped the table.

Ye Shuo didn't hold back a sip of wine, squirted out, and the laughter stopped abruptly, the two pairs of eyes stared at each other like this, looking at Bai He Jiu who was sprayed with a face of wine, although Ye Shuo was indignant that this old Bai was too faceless, but looking at his appearance of falling into the soup, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but hook up a smile.

Let you laugh at me, Bai Hejiu looked helpless, what is the matter, wiped the wine on his face with his sleeve, and said: "Okay, I'll inquire more for you, brother, it's better to encounter this kind of thing less in the future." ”

After speaking, he patted Ye Shuo's shoulder and walked straight out of the door, Ye Shuo looked at Bai He Jiu who left suspiciously, and didn't say a few more words?

At this time, the shopkeeper appeared behind Ye Shuo and said with a smile: "A pot of knives to burn, fifty taels, no bargaining?"

Ye Shuo's face was clouded, and he suddenly covered his forehead, Axi, careless, how did he forget this one, why did he not remember it for a long time, he was pit a jar of wine last time, and this time he was pit a pot of wine, and it was so expensive, I could only think alone, this day, when is it a head!

In Ye Shuo's reluctant little eyes, he still took out fifty taels of silver, and then walked decadently to the staircase, at this time the gambling monk opened his eyes, looked at him and said, "Donor, please stay." ”

Nightshimmer stretched out her hand and said impatiently, "Monk, what do you want?"

The gambling monk said with a serious face: "The poor monk smelled the smell of a woman on the donor's body, and wanted to warn the donor to know how to control it!"

Ye Shuo said without looking back: "Temperate your sister!"

The monk who quit gambling looked puzzled and said: "The poor monk is a monk and has no sister. ”

"Then you will roll the calf......"

I understood this sentence, and after thinking about it for a while, the monk turned around and shouted angrily: "Your sister!"

Then with a happy face, I didn't expect it to be quite imposing to shout like this, yes, I can use it in the future, a smile outlined at the corner of my mouth, and then I put my hands together, and only said Amitabha, sin, sin, sin.