Small Theater: The grievances and hatreds that have to be said between the divine beast Bai Ze and Di Yu
The scene at the beginning of the creation of Bai Zemon:
Di Yu: The girl who was just promoted to the god is very beautiful, do you want me to give her something to show it?
Huang Chen: I heard that she likes to torture small animals or something, so I'm going to give her that little dragon in the dragon clan. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
(The Dragon Emperor roared: I am the Dragon Emperor born by the creation of heaven and earth, the emperor of the dragon clan, not a little dragon!)
Di Yu: I see. By the way, I just learned to create life, so why don't I just create a new species for her, which can not only show my sincerity, but also show my strength, yes, that's it!
Bai Ze opened his big shining eyes, saw the world for the first time, and had a good impression of the beautiful man who appeared in front of him, and kept rubbing his clothes with his nose.
Di Yu frowned, sighed and said, "Sure enough, it's still too ugly!"
Too ugly! too ugly! too ugly
Oh my God, the master actually commented on me like this, how can I be ugly if I am so different, with the majesty and domineering of the Dragon Emperor and the majesty of the nine-headed lion?
Sure enough, when I opened my beautiful big eyes, he finally looked at me carefully again, and a gratifying smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
He put a collar around my neck and pulled me to give it to his beloved girl.
I followed him with graceful steps, beaming, and raised my head proudly.
"God, your pet is so special!"
"What kind of special law?" Di Yu looked at me again, and I bowed my head shyly.
"It's ugly!"
Oh my God, I was struck again, and I had a long mouth and fangs at the man who was passing by, but he was already far away, and I turned my head and looked at Di Yu pitifully, rubbing my head against him, longing for his comfort.
He smiled nicely, touched my head, and said, "It's ugly and distinctive, so Sister Kite might like it." ”
Forget it, I'll just be ugly and compliment me!
I regained my strength, thinking that I must please Emperor Yu's sweetheart, so that I would become the greatest divine beast in the entire divine realm, and even in the world, surpassing the grass and mud horses, and becoming a symbol of mythology.
I finally saw the woman who was about to become my master, and it was really beautiful, Di Yu, this guy, was domineering and cold in front of others, and he was particularly fan, as if the whole world was trampled under his feet, but when he saw the beautiful girl, the whole person turned into a pug wagging his tail and begging for mercy, and said to her with a smile:
"Sister Kite, this is a little beast that I have newly created, because its ass is very white, so I named it Fart White, I hope you like it. “
Fart white, such a fresh and refined name, why doesn't this divine beast know where?
"It's so ugly, what's the use of asking for it?" Ji Yuan looked disgusted.
"It is precisely because you are ugly to the limit that you can abuse him without mercy, torture him, and vent your dissatisfaction, this little beast is born for you and died for you!"
Poof~~ I vomited blood in my mouth, and I almost died of anger.
The witch finally revealed her demonic nature, laughed and trembled, and dragged me into the infinite darkness.
Di Yu, I hate you, I hate you all my life!
Under the constant torture of the witch day and night, I finally lost my dignity as a divine beast, got what later generations called Stockholm syndrome, liked her torture and destruction, and became inseparable from her, because I couldn't roar and scream when I was in pain, so I could only let out a snort of laughter, and my fart became white.
But then in the ancient war, the witch suffered a crime, and I also escaped from her control, fled to the human world, met a person, he regarded me as a lucky star for him and his people, and named me a sacred beast to protect the country, in order to vent the resentment in my heart, I fought with him in all directions, and finally made the world peaceful.
After his death, I suddenly felt that the world was a little boring, so I recuperated in a place full of spiritual energy, and his descendants actually built a temple for him next to me, and I felt that I had no mind to care.
After tens of thousands of years, I didn't expect to see the reincarnation of Emperor Yu, this little rabbit cub is as high-spirited as before, likes to tease me, always hit my ass with a stone, I am angry and angry, but I dare not get angry, so every night in the dead of night, I silently cursed him in my heart: let this goods go bad luck, let this goods go bad luck, let this goods go bad luck.
Sure enough, the emperor lived up to his heart, and he finally became disabled, ~tsk tsk~, Nima, I hate this kind of laughter, but I still have to laugh, tsk tsk~~