When I saw that the thin monkey was wearing only a pair of shorts, it dawned on me. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Skinny Monkey, you......" I hated to point at Skinny Monkey, and I was so angry that I smoked.

I thought: a good chess move, but I was disturbed by the thin monkey.

"Brother Zhang, I... I don't know what's going on, but all of a sudden my blood boiled like crazy......" said the thin monkey regretfully.

"Skinny monkey, tell me what happened?" I said sternly.

It turned out that in the afternoon, the thin monkey accompanied the toad girl to work in the vegetable garden, and at about four o'clock, the two picked some vegetables and went home.

As soon as I got home, I met the triangular eye. He said to the thin monkey in a weird way: "You kid is really good, as soon as you arrive at the master's house, you will hook up with someone's daughter." ”

The thin monkey pursed his lips and said provocatively: "If you have the ability, you can also hook up." ”

Triangle Eyes grinned and said, "Little brother, I already have a wife, and I won't tell you anything, in addition to my wife, I also have three beautiful lovers." So, I don't covet you at all. To be honest, I'm happy for you and wish you success in marrying this beauty. ”

Triangle Eye said, handed the bottle of drink in his hand to the thin monkey, and said with concern: "You two are thirsty, come, drink this drink." ”

"Great, we're dying of thirst. The thin monkey took the drink, unscrewed the bottle, and handed it to the toad girl: "You drink." ”

The toad girl took a few sips, then handed it to the thin monkey and said, "You can drink some too." ”

The thin monkey craned his neck, took a few sips, and then handed it to the toad girl, saying, "The rest is yours." ”

Seeing that the thin monkey and the toad girl had drunk all their drinks, Triangle smiled and said, "I don't have a light bulb, you two go into the cave room." With that, he turned back to the house.

The skinny monkey and the toad girl brought the dishes into the kitchen, and the two of them chose the dishes together.

The skinny monkey suddenly felt very hot on his body, and this heat was a little strange, as if it had gathered in his lower abdomen.

"Mom, why is it so hot. The skinny monkey said, taking off his shirt and wearing only a vest.

"Oops, I feel so hot, too. The toad woman also took off her shirt and wore only a crewneck.

The toad girl's crewneck shirt was a little smaller, and her plump breasts were held high, making the thin monkey swallow a few mouthfuls of saliva.

"Toad girl, you are so plump. The thin monkey looked at the toad girl's red fluttering face and said greedily.

"Am I beautiful?" the toad girl twisted her waist and asked, "The girls in the city should be prettier than me, right?"

"Hmph, there are few girls in the city who are as beautiful as you, and if you dress up again, it will be even more beautiful. The thin monkey's eyes swirled on the toad girl, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that the toad girl was a big beauty.

"Skinny Monkey, do you like me?" asked the toad girl, bowing her head and blushing.

"Of course I like it, I like it so much. The thin monkey licked his lips, and he felt that in his heart it was like a rabbit had been drilled into it, and it was fluttering and fluttering.

"Skinny Monkey, do you want to hug me?" asked the Toad Girl, gasping for breath.

"Yes, I've wanted to hug you for a long time. As he spoke, the thin monkey hugged the toad girl and pressed her against the pile of firewood and grass in front of the stove.

Just as the two of them rolled into a ball, the mute came to the kitchen.

He saw the thin monkey crush the toad girl under him, and roared and carried the thin monkey into the yard like a chicken. Pick up a rope and tie the skinny monkey to a tree.

The toad girl blushed and ran into the bedroom.

After listening to the thin monkey's narration, I asked, "Does the drink that Triangle Eye gave you smell?"

"It smells a little weird. Skinny Monkey recalled.

"Alas, skinny monkey, you've fallen for the triangular eye. He must have put an aphrodisiac in the drink to make you and the toad girl go into heat. I sighed.

"Grandma's, this triangular eye is plotting against me, I can't spare him. The skinny monkey said hatefully.

I looked at the skinny monkey and asked, "Didn't the dumb man beat you?"

"Nope. Just tied me to a tree and patted my ass and left. The skinny monkey replied.

"What didn't you say?" I asked again.

"I didn't say it. The thin monkey pursed his lips and said, "Brother Zhang, it was the toad girl who asked me to hold her." ”

I thought to myself: the dumb man just tied up the skinny monkey, but didn't beat him. This illustrates two problems: one is that the dumb man doesn't want to make a big deal out of it, and he can't do it, because the thin monkey didn't treat his daughter after all, at best, he hugged each other and made love. The second is that the mute still has the idea of letting the thin monkey be his son-in-law.

I looked around, but I didn't see a living mute, nor a toad girl, nor a triangular eye.

"Where's the triangular eye?" I asked the skinny monkey.

"I didn't see him. The thin monkey speculated, "I think that after the triangular eye had made me drink with the toad girl, I am afraid that he had been supervising the two of us, and when he saw that we had rolled into the haystack, he ran and called out to the mute." ”

I nodded and said approvingly, "You are right, this time, you fell into the trap of the triangular eye. ”

"Hmph! This guy is so vicious, I'm not done with him. The thin monkey said angrily.

"Brother Zhang, take the thin monkey down. Said the spank.

I thought about it for a moment and stopped: "I can't solve it." ”

Uncle Xu pulled me aside and said, "Xiao Zhang, this stage is not easy to get off." ”

I said, "It's not good, it's good." ”

Uncle Xu asked, "Do you have any good ideas?"

I laughed a little and said, "Let's have a bitter plan." ”

"Bitter meat trick?" Uncle Xu smiled and said, "Xiao Zhang, you thought of it with me." ”

"Uncle Xu, the dumb man only tied up the thin monkey, and he didn't hit him, just to see our attitude. Now, we have to force the thin monkey to be the son-in-law, otherwise, the dumb man can't spare us. Not only will it not take us into the toad hole, but it will also detain us in the toad village. I analyzed.

"Yes. I think the skinny monkey will be obedient without beating, and with a few whips. Uncle Xu said with a grin.

"I'm afraid it won't work to have a few whips at random, I have to move it seriously, so that the thin monkey can't stand the pain, so I will let go and become a son-in-law. I said darkly.

"I'll leave this to the dog's nose, and I'll say hello to him. Uncle Xu said.

Uncle Xu shouted the dog's nose aside and muttered for a while. Then, he explained to the fart beater.

I said to Uncle Xu: "Wait until the mute comes back, let's act, there must be people to watch the play." ”

Uncle Xu smiled, nodded, and said, "Xiao Zhang, fortunately you let this thin monkey come, otherwise, we really wouldn't be able to enter the toad hole." ”

When it was almost dark, the living dumb returned.

I said to Uncle Xu, "The big drama has begun." ”

Uncle Xu waved his hand at the dog's nose and the fart bug, and shouted: "Pick up the skinny monkey's pants for me, and then press them down on the stone mill." ”

The dog's nose and the fart worm swarmed up, stripped the skinny monkey's pants, and pressed them down on the stone mill in the yard.

"Call me!" Uncle Xu said.

The spanking worm held down the skinny monkey tightly, and the dog's nose lifted a leash and pumped it against the skinny monkey's buttocks.

(To be continued.) )