The 140th round
The 140th round
"Come on, I'll take you in and have a look, don't you know. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Hong Lijian shouted in horror: "Baby, don't bring it in!"
"What are you afraid of if it doesn't eat you? In the future, it will follow me, let it know you." ”
"No! I'm afraid!"
With a wave of the baby's hand, the golden light shield opens and blows with his mouth, the door of the camping tent opens automatically, and the red bat king enters the camping tent. Hong Lijian's whole body contracted in fright, and he curled up in a corner tremblingly, staring at the Red Bat King in horror.
The Red Bat King entered the camping tent and crawled in the tent, his wings drooping, and he walked slowly and looked at the baby with green eyes: "He is the one in your family? He looks so ugly! How could you marry such an ugly man? Not as good-looking as the one outside; just let me eat it; ”
The baby stopped: "Don't say stupid things; he is my husband, and he will be your master in the future." If you don't, I'll burn you to death. ”
"It's your husband, I don't eat it! His meat doesn't taste good at all!"
"That's right. His name is Hong Lijian, and my name is Baby. ”
"Baby, that's a good name! Treasure is valuable. Unlike his name, no matter how good the sword is, it can be bitten off in one bite!"
The baby stroked the Red Bat King with his hand: "Be obedient, your mother catches fish for you every day." ”
"Why do you want me to call you Mommy?"
"Of course you have to call Mom, I'll give you something to eat, and I'll take care of your life. It's not called Mom, what's it called?"
"Then I want him to call Daddy?" the Red Bat King thought for a moment and said, "No, no! It's okay to call him Mom, but I can't call him Daddy!"
"It's a fact, it's your dad or not. ”
"Why?"
"He's your mother's husband;
The Red Bat King thought about it again and said, "It should be called Daddy." ”
"That's right. ”
The Snakehead Flying Man shouted from the mouth of the Red Bat King, "Baby, let your child open his mouth, I'm going to come out." ”
The Red Bat King heard a strange sound, just now I thought my mother's brother was outside, but I didn't expect it to be in my stomach. If he didn't open his mouth, he would be suffocated in his stomach.
Seeing that the Red Bat King was hesitant, the baby knew that he had an idea, and said, "Son, open your mouth quickly, or he will burn your stomach as soon as he sets it on fire." ”
The Red Bat King was frightened into a cold sweat and opened his mouth, and the snake-headed trapeze flew out of the Red Bat King's mouth and deliberately frightened: "I wanted to set fire to its belly, but for the sake of the little junior sister's face that he recognized it as a son, I held back." ”
The red bat glared at him and was very angry: "Mom, I hate your brother to death!" He burned my wings and body with fire, and it was Mom who healed my injuries. ”
"Child, Uncle will not burn you again in the future. ”
The Red Bat King opened his mouth and exclaimed, "Mom, let me call him Uncle?
"Child, this is an immutable fact. Your mother's brother, what should you be called?"
The Red Bat King thought for a moment and said, "It should be called Uncle." But I don't want to scream! He's going to burn me;
"It's okay not to call it for the time being, and it will be called again in the future!"
"Why?"
"The facts are immutable. He will always be your mother's brother, and he will always be your uncle. ”
The Red Bat King thought for a moment and said, "The future is the future; ”
"Okay, son, you haven't told your mom yet, are you a woman or a man?"
"Of course it's a man, a woman can't be a Red Bat King!"
"Since you are the Red Bat King, you must have a lot of soldiers, and I haven't seen any of them. ”
"They all starved to death. The kings are dying of starvation, can they still exist?"
"Then you're my son, do you want to sleep with mom and dad, or do you want to sleep outside?"
"The camping tent is too small to sleep. I'm still out on the outside, in case something else disturbs me. I hid as soon as it was dawn; ”
"Well, come in by yourself as soon as dawn comes. Don't go, just sleep in the camping tent. ”
Hong Lijian objected: "How can you sleep in such a small place?"
The baby defended: "Senior brother turned into insects and crawled on the tarpaulin, it is not safe outside, and it is very troublesome to be eaten by a big bird!"
Hong Lijian suddenly realized: "Did you turn into a worm and be eaten by a big bird?" Hong Lijian was afraid when he thought about it: "Oh my God! Your life is really big! Don't become a bug in the future, okay?"
"Ah Jian, how do you know that the big bird can't digest people? What's the use of worrying now? I'll pay attention in the future. ”
The Red Bat King shouted in embarrassment: "Mom, I'm going out to guard you." You still cover it with a golden light cover, so that I have a place to stay. ”
The baby waved his right hand and said, "Son, it is covered;
The red manta king drooped his wings and crawled to the door of the camping tent and flew out. The smuggler turns into a bug and crawls on the tarpaulin. Baby and Hong Lijian hugged tightly and slept on their sides. Hong Lijian smelled the fragrance of the baby, endured it, but still didn't hold back,
After a hot kiss...... The baby grabbed Hong Lijian's shoulders tightly with both hands, gasped, his whole body trembled, and he bit Hong Lijian's left ear with his mouth, biting Hong Lijian's "whooping" screaming;
Hong Lijian pinched his left ear with his right hand, and said in annoyance, "Baby, why are you biting my ear?"
"I'm going to call you long-eared, remember to make an oath to the sea. ”
"What didn't I do? Why didn't I remember?"
"Buy a corset and panties for Xiaomi, what is that for? Go to someone's house...... I'm embarrassed to say. ”
"Nothing?"
"It's no better! "Baby wants to come and go and fall asleep unconsciously......
"Chirping" a lot of birdsong woke the baby and opened his eyes, and the red bat king clenched his wings and slept at the baby's feet and asked, "Mom, are you awake?" It was too bright outside, I couldn't stand it, so I came in. ”
The baby stretched out his right hand and said, "Good son, come here, let your mother hold you." ”
The Red Bat King leaned over and stroked the Red Bat King's head with his right hand and said, "Son, it's hard work, and Mommy will get you more fish at night." ”
The Red Bat King nodded, slept next to the baby, closed his eyes tightly, and gasped for bat breath, very comforting......
"Little junior sister--little junior sister--knock!knock!" There was a shout from outside the camping tent.
Baby saw that the insects on the camping tarpaulin were still there, indicating that the senior brother was not moving, but who was shouting outside?
"I'm your senior brother Crested Eagle. ”
Baby teasingly asked, "Is it a ponytail eagle?"
"Don't say it so badly, I'm going to take you to Goofy. It's almost noon and you don't get up, isn't that stupid man sleeping next to you?"
The baby was very depressed and yelled: "He's my husband, where can he sleep next to me?
"Little junior sister, just joking? I ate the fish that were in the sky, and I went away without disturbing them. ”