Chapter 53: Self-righteousness
"Spiritual realm? Doesn't the master know that the spiritual realm is the place where the spiritual artifact and the owner of the artifact meet, and the owner of the artifact sees the original form of the spiritual artifact. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info here you can freely communicate with the spirit weapon, so that the owner of the weapon can better exert the power of the spirit weapon, by the way, the scene around the spirit realm can be switched by the owner. The little angel sat on Ling Feng's shoulder, shaking his calves slightly, and said softly and slowly.
"Why does it sound so mysterious, it's the same as the truth. Why is it so much like dreaming of cultivating immortals, is it really fake?" Ling Feng looked at the little angel sitting on his shoulder and muttered in his heart.
"Spirit Realm, since you say this is the Spirit Realm, why is there nothing here, isn't the Spirit Realm a place to meet with spirit weapons? Where is my spirit weapon? Where is my spirit weapon" Ling Feng looked around, trying to find his own spirit weapon from this vast and empty surround, but to no avail. I didn't see my own spiritual weapon. It's still empty.
Ling Feng's expression was a little gloomy, his eyes were full of disappointment, and his eyelids drooped, as if he was an old man in his twilight years. Words like "I'm sad" were written all over my face. His shoulders were drooping, and his face was covered with black lines.
"Is it a spiritual realm? It's not that there is nothing, and sure enough, I'm not from this world, so I won't have a spiritual weapon? It's really nonsensical, where is my spiritual weapon?" Ling Feng looked up at the sky, no, it shouldn't be called heaven, Ling Feng looked up at the sky above the Spirit Realm, but still didn't find a knife similar to Shi Yin, Fred's axe, Xiu's revolver, as well as Nangong Le's red umbrella, Qianben Xueying's line, nothing.
His head was lowered again, and the long hair on his head trembled. "My hair has grown a lot, it seems that it's time for a haircut, but I don't know if there is such a profession as a barber in this world, haha. Ling Feng scratched his head and secretly smiled bitterly in his heart.
"Master, why are you smiling bitterly in your heart?" the little angel blinked his eyes and waved his white wings, unlike the little devil, the little angel is really like a little angel, and the little devil is more like a naughty child.
The reason why Ling Feng called them little angels and little demons was, of course, because they were indeed angels and demons, but they were just miniature versions.
"What, how do you know that I am smiling bitterly in my heart, is it possible that you know how to read minds, or do you have superpowers!" Ling Feng held the little angel in the palm of his hand and asked with curiosity. The little angel was not unfamiliar, and sat in Ling Feng's palm very familiarly.
The little angel shook his head vigorously. Obviously, Ling Feng's speculation was negated.
"For we are the spiritual ......... of our masters"
"I'll come on, I'll come on. The little devil immediately flew over, for fear of being preempted by the little angel.
"Why should you say it, this is my master, I won't let you say it. The little angel glared at the little devil and said childishly with a pout. "Don't tease me, you actually think these two guys are your masters. The little devil shook his hand, and then laughed heartily, "Haha." Laugh at me" "What are you laughing at, do you little bastard want to beg for a fight?" The little angel shook his fist, and the little devil's words made the little angel very angry. Ling Feng was not angry.
"What's the matter, little girl, I just want to beg for something, how to fight. The little devil said in a tone of "I'm just biting you, you're going to hit me!" The little devil stuck out his tongue.
"Hey, don't make any noise, okay!" the two guys were still chattering and arguing. Ling Feng's words were like a fart, a fart that was neither loud nor smelly, so no one noticed.
"I said can you stop arguing. Ling Feng shouted rudely, making a volume like a car horn.
Silence finally returned, and the quarrel between the two men just now was like two shrews screaming and cursing over trivial matters across the street.
"I said, since you say that this is the spiritual realm, isn't the spiritual realm the artistic conception of the communication between the owner of the instrument and the spiritual artifact? Then where is my spiritual artifact? My eyes scanned for a week, 360 degrees, and I still didn't find my spiritual artifact, except for you and me, I didn't even find the shadow of the spiritual artifact. I said, little devil, are you playing tricks on me, I'm going to be the man of the harem king!" Ling Feng asked.
"Look. This second-class husky, I have already talked about this place, and I still haven't found it, it's really stupid. ”
"You are not allowed to speak of that master. "Little angel
"Hey, there must be a limit to complaining, hold back and spray me like this, if you really want to spray me, I will spray you all over your body. I Ling Feng didn't dare to admit how strong I was, I was still very confident in this kind of tearing and complaining thing. Ling Feng wiped the tip of his nose and said confidently. After all, he is a character who can cause a big war with a clockwork barrage.
"Bang"
The little devil angrily smashed at Ling Feng's head.
"We're your spiritual weapons! It's stupid, I've never seen you so stupid. The little devil said in great distress, slapping his forehead.
This time it was Ling Feng's turn to laugh heartily, "Haha, haha, stop, you are my spirit weapon, I also said that I am your husband, aren't you just like the little devil who will appear in the Disney animation, return the spirit weapon, I am also the spirit master." Haha, little devil, you really know how to tell cold jokes!" Ling Feng covered his mouth, but he still couldn't help but show rows of big white teeth, "But your cold joke is not cold at all, it's even a little hot, see me tell you a cold joke, there used to be a guy called hot, and then he died." How's it going, it's cold enough, isn't it?"
The little devil's eyebrows were about to twist into braids. Shaking the big hammer in his hand, it looked a little scary, and Ling Feng was also frightened.
"You're always so brain-dead, just like the first time you saw Shiyin come out of the comics, you thought it was a two-dimensional beautiful girl to save you and help you get out of the sea of suffering, but look at where Shiyin looks like the heroine in the comics, and the most important thing is that you see that we are two-dimensional planes? We are a living existence, you are always so self-righteous, self-righteous and very stinky fart, always dreaming of being very brainless, are you eating too much, or Amway drinking too much. It's a cruel world here, please have a snack, we're your spiritual weapons. You are our instrument master............" The little devil said angrily, very unwilling, Ling Feng was also said to be useless.
"Yes, I'm always so self-righteous, Shi Yin just happened to come out of the comics, and she wasn't the heroine of the comics at all. And I'm not the male lead. Ling Feng paused, "But you guy, as a spiritual weapon, dare to complain about your master like that, you really don't have the appearance of being a spiritual weapon, I am your master, and I am the master." Then you still have the appearance of a servant. Ling Feng said in a cold tone.
The little devil was also frightened, it didn't seem that the young man in front of him was only guilty of the second disease, it seemed that there was still a way to save it? Wasn't he terminally ill yet? But this feeling was only for a moment, and the little angel also looked at Ling Feng like a savior
However, the little devil still did not hesitate to swing the hammer and slam it at Ling Feng.
"Don't pretend, what are you thinking in your heart, as a spiritual weapon, we are clear, don't play with us these virtual things, we know what you think in your heart. ”
"Oh, it's been discovered, it looks like it's really my spirit weapon, but why isn't my spirit weapon a knife or something, why is it a little devil, why, by the way, since the little devil is my spirit weapon, then the little angel you are also my spirit weapon!, but how do you know so much?" Ling Feng turned his head to look at the little angel.
"Yes, master. The little angel nodded in agreement.
"Why, you have to ask yourself, the form of the spirit weapon is determined by the owner of the spirit object, you ask us, it is better to ask yourself? and we actually live in your heart. The little devil snorted and flew in front of Ling Feng and poked Ling Feng's heart.
"I didn't think I would have a monster living in my body like Naruto, haha. "Who do you say is a monster?" said the little devil angrily.
"It's really the setting of the second middle school, but I like it, I have two spirit weapons, it seems that it has established my position as the leading actor, by the way, since there is a spirit weapon, it is time to give you a name, what kind of name should I choose!" Ling Feng swayed back and forth in front of the little angel and the little devil.
"Let's call it the Angel's Blade, and the Demon Blade! Are you still satisfied? It seems that you are not satisfied, then I will think about it again, wait, I will definitely take out the name of the knife like Shiyin, Onitoru. Ling Feng looked at the little devil and changed it to a bigger hammer, and quickly explained.
The expression on the little devil's face was like to say, you better hurry, I'm very impatient.........
"It's called Devil May Cry, the name of the little devil. The little angel is a girl, and she has to give it an elegant name. But you can't lose your domineering, what's it called, it's really nerve-wracking, it's called crimson, how about it. Ling Feng said very solemnly, at this time, Ling Feng seemed to be a father naming his newborn child, with a serious face. Don't be sloppy at all. "I'm not kidding, really, really not kidding, really, really. ”
"Nima, it's broken, are you going to murder your master, okay, okay, whatever you want, I won't take a name, whatever you want, okay. Ling Feng looked at the little devil's fierce eyes, and he was very scared.
"That's pretty much it. The little devil said.
"By the way, little devil, what is your ability, the spirit weapon always has some ability, right?And where am I in reality, Ling Feng here is not in the ontological state, and you can't let me tell Qiao Xian that my spirit weapon is a demon and an angel, I'm afraid they will arrest me as a psychopath, right?" Ling Feng asked
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