Chapter 17: The King Kong Bride
The people in this procession were ordinary people, and when they saw these fierce gods dancing with all kinds of weapons jumping out, they were shocked and stood there in fright and did not dare to move. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Although the twelve people carrying the sedan chair were strong, but the courage was not big, and when this group of robbers surrounded them, they hurriedly let go of the sedan chair stick in their hands, and the wide sedan chair instantly smashed to the ground, and after a few bumps, a piece of loess was stirred, and the eyes of the people standing nearby were a little unable to open.
The thin groom was even more unbearable, the red flowers on his body trembled violently, and after a while, he finally couldn't control his body, and fell off the tall horse, and his crotch was wet.
The squint-eyed man was originally a novice, but when he saw that these people were so afraid, he was a little arrogant, stepped forward with a figure-eight step, stretched out his hand and pulled the reins of the yellow, and spat on the groom with disdain, and smiled cruelly on his face.
There were also a few blood-hot young people in the crowd who saw their relatives and friends being humiliated like this, and they also wanted to rush forward with their fists, but before they could open their legs, they were held down by several people around them. Although these hoe steel forks are simple farm tools, they are also real iron tools, in case any guy does not have a door in his hand, poke it into his body, it must be a transparent blood hole.
Echan was not far from the place of the robbery, and after seeing this chaotic scene, he simply squatted down and watched the chaotic scene with great interest.
Da Chun hurriedly took off the knife on his back, his face was calm and solemn, he wanted to protect the front of the second egg, but he looked left and right and didn't find the figure of the kid. Looking behind him, Erdan had already run out dozens of feet in a smoke. Looking at his running figure, even if the legendary Buddhism crosses the river with a reed, it is nothing more than that.
Fortunately, that kid has a bit of a conscience, and when he saw that Brother Da Chun and Master E didn't keep up, he stopped, bent down and gasped for breath, looking anxious, and hurriedly waved his hand, with an expression that you are too dangerous there.
Ezen glanced at him with slanted eyes, and scolded in a low voice: "It's really a grandma!"
Just when the thieves were looting the people who were sending off their relatives one by one, a deafening shout came from the sedan chair: "You people who have suffered a thousand knives, dare to spoil the good deeds of the old lady!"
The shout was like a flash of thunder, and the thieves were momentarily stunned.
As the curtain of the sedan chair was opened, a sturdy figure jumped out of it.
I saw that she was dressed in embroidered phoenix red clothes, a standard bride's dress, but she was eight feet tall and had a waist circumference of seven feet, standing there and the size of the old man, the red hijab on her head had been lifted, and the facial features exposed were not ugly, but the gaze of those big eyes was more fierce and cruel than those robbers who were looting, and her figure and eyes were very similar to the angry eyes of King Kong enshrined in the temple.
Master E was also happy when he saw it, touched his cheeks and white beard, and thought: I thought that it was the custom here for twelve people to carry a sedan chair, but it turned out that there were few people who could not carry it...... Then he looked at the skinny groom who was crawling on the ground and was sifting chaff like a chicken cub, and thought crookedly: Is it appropriate......
When the robbers saw the angry King Kong-like bride pop out, they were all a little stunned by her shocking figure. There are many women with hot personalities but delicate bodies in Shudi, and the domineering figure of the bride is rare even if it is put on the gentlemen of the North.
The cuckold boss came back to his senses and shouted: "We are just robbing money, not hurting our lives, you bride go back or be your bride, jump out and shout something!"
The bride of King Kong's eyes spewed out as if she were angry, and shouted viciously: "The old lady found her mother-in-law when she was so old, and let you splashes mess up a good thing, my in-laws must think that I am a broom star and retired from this marriage, you eight calves, the old lady is going to kill you alive!"
In the world, women are still slender and weak, and her figure is relatively different, plus her mother died in childbirth due to her huge size, and was identified as an ominous person, how can anyone dare to marry her.
Most of the daughters of ordinary families got married in their teens, and she only talked about this family affair in her twenties this year, and these robbers disturbed her big day, how could this woman not be angry!
The bride stopped shouting and walked to the edge of the palanquin on her thick legs like beams.
Because her figure needs to be carried by twelve people, the wooden sticks on this sedan chair are also specially customized, and they are unusually thick compared to ordinary sedan chairs. I saw her bend down, pull out the stick that was thicker than a small tree with one hand, walk up to the thief boss who shouted just now, and swing it out with a single stroke.
The wooden stick was mixed with a strong sound of breaking the air, and it came quickly!
The cuckold wanted to dodge sideways, but the speed of the stick was too fast, and he gritted his teeth, so he could only meet the steel knife in his hand horizontally.
But in an instant, he regretted that his intestines were greener than the hat on his body, because the rushing wooden stick carried a huge impact, and he felt as if he had been hit by some wild horses, and with a 'bang', like a kite with a broken string, flew out to the side.
A poignant red line spilled in the air.
A few thieves hurriedly ran over.
"Big brother, big brother!"
"Big brother, hold on, you still owe me twenty dollars, who do I want for your burp. ”
"Big brother, wake up, what should you do if you die, sister-in-law, if you don't say anything, my sister-in-law will be taken care of. ”
The rest of the thieves were frightened when they saw the eldest brother being thrown away by a stick, but they were also robbers, and they were a little unreasonable to be frightened by this woman, plus there were many people, holding weapons in their hands, and they had the courage to surround the bride in the middle.
When the squinted-eyed young man saw that his own people were trapping the woman, he couldn't help but be bold and bold, walked up to him, and shouted at the top of his voice: "You spicy girl dare to beat our boss, do you want to die!"
Although the bride was surrounded, there was no panicked look on her face, and her free left hand pulled out another wooden stick used to carry the sedan chair, holding one stick in each hand. Because he had just seen this man snatch away his father-in-law's horse, and now he was cursing there, he was even more annoyed with him, and smashed both sticks together.
The squinted-eyed youth is out of luck.
The cuckold boss has reached the top grade of the water realm, known as the first master among the bandits within a radius of dozens of miles, such a powerful character was also swept away by a stick, this time the King Kong bride is holding two sticks in both hands......
"Bang Bang"
Two loud bangs came out one after another!
Dust and fog filled the sky.
The yellow smoke dissipated, and I saw that the squint-eyed young man's face was covered with blood, the pair of squinted eyes were beaten and he couldn't see clearly and was not slanted, his thin shoulders were smashed to pieces, his body seemed to be half short, and his two legs were smashed into the ground and submerged in most of them, but he exposed his waist and above, and inserted there like a human stick.
The thief saw the tragic situation of squinting eyes, and no one dared to go up, and after someone took the lead in running out, dozens of men who were still fierce and vicious just now with instruments in their hands, each turned their heads and ran wildly, all of them ran no worse than rabbits, for fear of being left behind by the fierce girls to give themselves a stick.
The bride saw that they were retreating, but did not chase them, threw the stick with both hands, and smashed a pair of deep pits on the ground, probably thinking that she might face the miserable situation of being divorced, and sat on the ground and cried.
The old man stood not far away, seeing everything in his eyes, knowing that the bride had never learned martial arts, but only with the anger in her heart and her natural brute strength, she was so powerful and powerful.
"What a seedling!" the old man sighed.
The old man saw the second egg standing on the stone dozens of feet behind him, and couldn't help but feel angry, so he walked over and stretched out his hand and patted the young man's head: "You rabbit cub, what are you doing so fast!"
Erdan covered his head with some pain, and said aggrievedly: "There are so many of them, if you don't run, you will fight them." ”
"Lao Tzu has taught you martial arts for several years, can't you beat a few thieves!"
"I don't know if what you teach is easy to use or not, if you can't beat it, your life will be gone. ”
"You unproductive bunny!"
Ezen really couldn't do anything about him, so he wanted to tease him, so he was so smooth, he raised his gray eyebrows and smiled: "Erdan, I will marry you a daughter-in-law like that just now in the future, what's the matter." ”
The timid boy scratched his hair and thought about it, with a look of disgust: "I don't want it, I can't afford it, that size is about the same size as you, it is estimated that you can eat ten buns in one meal, or you will marry." ”
E Chan scolded with a smile: "Lao Tzu is buried in the loess, and he still marries a fart daughter-in-law, just like you, it's not bad to marry such a daughter-in-law." ”
Erdan was a little unconvinced, and hurriedly showed off: "I have married a daughter-in-law, Niuniu has already agreed to be my daughter-in-law!"
"What's so good about Niu Niu?"
"Niu Niu is handsome, and obedient, and she eats less than that big guy...... Is it?"
Thinking about the amount of food the little girl, Erdan scratched her head, and she was a little uncertain.