The 293rd time to save the baby in the tree

The baby flew up from the tree. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The two-headed vulture was surprised and spread its wings in hot pursuit.

The right-angled fanged pig shouted, "Hey, it's strange, people can fly?"

All the tusked pigs chased after them.

The baby flew into the magic room in the air, and the crocodile-headed mage flew out of the magic room, stretched out his right hand, and said "Wow!" The fifty-meter magic knife was pinched in his hand, held high, and stabbed at the two-headed vulture.

The two-headed vulture flipped around and missed, flew high into the air, swooped down, and tried to grab the crocodile's head with its talons.

The crocodile-headed archmage flew a horizontal knife and slashed the two-headed vulture's body in half, flying in the air, blood flowing, and death fell.

A group of fanged pigs went crazy and divided up the three-five-divided.

The crocodile-headed archmage flew into the air demon room, saw the baby embarrassed and asked, "How did you come back to the isolated island?"

Baby repeats the incident of the storm and asks, "How can you find me?"

The crocodile-headed archmage pondered for a while and said, "After I returned to the island, I built a magic room, and I searched with magic and found you. ”

The baby panicked, "I'm dying of hunger!

The crocodile-headed mage stared at the fanged pig with his eyes and said, "This pork is very delicious, if you want to eat it, I will kill one and burn it for you!"

The baby waved his hand and said, "These pigs are so disgusting that they eat everything!

The crocodile-headed master said, "Pork is a dish, what do people eat if they don't eat pork?" You see, I'll kill that right-angled fanged pig!" "How can you kill them alone?"

As soon as the crocodile-headed mage cast a spell, the right-angled fanged pig flew up from the ground, and the four pigs' hooves grabbed and kicked wildly, desperately shouting: "Help, help!"

With a magic knife, the crocodile-headed arch mage cut the right-angled fanged pig in half, and the blood will drain and die, and it will hang high in the air and will not fall.

The scimitar-horned pigs shouted, "The right-horned fanged pigs are dead! soon we will be here, quick, hide!" The scimitar-horned fanged pigs ran in front, followed by a herd, ran into the sandy reef and burrowed into the hole.

Baby asked, "How can you cook pork without fire?"

As soon as the crocodile man cast a spell, more than a dozen flints flew up from the isolated island, and the right-angled tusked pig was set on fire; "whew"; the fire was in the sky, and the flint burned, burning the pig's body; and an hour later, the smell of barbecued pork wafted out.

Babe drools and stares at the pork with her eyes.

The crocodile-headed mage used magic to move the pork to the magic room, cut off half a catty with the magic knife, and handed it to the baby with a hot fragrance. The baby took a bite and chewed it, it was very fragrant! Gobbling it up, it was finished in a while, and said, "I want more!"

The crocodile-headed archmage tore a large strip of lean meat with his claws and gave it to the baby, and the baby just stuffed it in his mouth, and the belly was round for a while. The crocodile-headed archmage took one look and said, "Your belly is bulging." ”

The baby touched it with his hand and said with satisfaction: "I haven't been like this for a long time!"

The crocodile-headed archmage smiled, "Baby, let's get married!"

The baby said, "I'm so tired! I want to sleep!" and climbed into the magic bed and lay down flat.

The crocodile-headed archmage probed, "Baby, can I sleep next to you?"

The baby turned his back to the crocodile-headed mage and said, "Sleep if you want!"

The crocodile-headed archmage scrambled onto the magic bed and lay down beside the baby. The fragrance of the baby came in bursts, and I couldn't help it, and hugged it tightly......

The baby turned over, his whole body trembled slightly, and he pulled the crocodile mouth with both hands for a while before relaxing......

The Crocodile-Headed Grand Mage continued......

The baby sweated slightly, shivered again, and rolled around on the bed, pinching the crocodile's mouth with his left hand and hitting the crocodile with his right hand, and after a while, he let go.....

The crocodile-headed archmage finally couldn't hold on anymore and lay down on the magic bed. The baby rolled over and hugged tightly.

The crocodile-headed mage's heart was as flat as ironing, and he lay on the bed and fell asleep in a daze.

Director Hua shouted into the shouting microphone: "Stop! This is the end of today!

The actors dispersed, Director Hua packed up his tools, the baby went into the make-up room to bathe, and the shemale makeup artist closed the door and came to the bathroom door and shouted, "Baby, do you need me to help you rub your back?"

The baby refused and said, "Go away, Director Hua will come in a while! Let him see, you will be in trouble!"

The shemale makeup artist said, "I didn't do anything, why are you afraid of him?"

"Don't you want to do it now? You're disgusting and disgusting! Get out of here! Otherwise, I'll put you out of work!"

"If you are unemployed, you will be unemployed!" When I see you, I can't do anything, what's the use of having a career?" "I'm an old woman, not for you!"

"I know you think I'm feminine, but I can't take it off! I don't want to!" "It's your business, it's none of my business! I don't want to talk to you!"

"Baby, I can't help it! Open the door! No, I'm going to break in!" Director Hua shouted, "What are you doing inside?"

The shemale makeup artist panicked and opened the door.

Director Hua stood outside the door with a gloomy face and roared, "Remove your makeup, remove your makeup, what are you doing when you close the door?"

The shemale makeup artist calmly said, "It was the baby who asked me to turn it off!"

Director Hua rushed to the door of the shower room and shouted, "Baby, is it the door you asked Ren Xiaoli to close?"

Baby asked, "I'm taking a shower in it, isn't it good to close the door?"

Director Hua moved his gaze to Ren Yaoli, glared at her eyes and shouted, "Don't get out of here!"

Ren Xiaoli walked out of the door stupidly, slammed the door shut, and rushed away angrily!

A baby's voice came from the bathing room, "What are you doing with such a big fire?" "I see that this kid is stunned and has bad intentions towards you, I want to get him away!"

"I think people have no problem, the problem is on you, are you jealous?" "This film hates me to death! The crocodile head mage actor has taken advantage! I really want to take this film!"

"I want to open it! This is the plot needs! I don't want to!" "Baby, let's get married!"

The baby pondered for a while and said, "Don't forget, you have a wife in the sky, what is it if I marry you?" "It's a goblin, I'm human, how can I be with it?"

"But you have a lot of children, and you are tied to it! Where are you going to put me?" "That's not what I want!" "But it's a fact, and it can't be changed!

"It doesn't matter if Axiarong doesn't tolerate it, the key is whether you can tolerate me?" "What do you say?" "I don't know!" "I share a husband with a goblin?" "Baby, it's not my woman!"

"But you're a husband and wife, and you have a lot of children!" "I'm not with it anyway." "If you don't follow it, it wants to follow you! What can you do? If you can deal with your problems, talk to me about it!"

Director Hua was very depressed, pacing, thinking about it and having no choice. The baby comes out of the shower room and goes into the locker room to change clothes. Director Hua rushed over desperately and hugged him tightly.

Baby asked tentatively: "Acting as a director; this is not going to work, are you going to force me?"

Director Hua said sadly: "Baby, I beg you! Let's love it once! I really can't wait!"

The baby said gently: "Love once, love ten times, you can find out your problem! I can marry you! What is it like this?"

Director Hua was very disappointed, his heart was dark and suppressed, and he felt that the baby was too ruthless! But he couldn't help it! he couldn't let go of his hand, and said in frustration:

"I'm going crazy! Get me a fairy woman and have a bunch of kids. Why did I fail like this? Can you bear to see me fail?"

The baby changed his clothes and pants and said, "If the problem is dealt with, I will give it to you! You are the director who knows better than me! I want to go up to heaven to see, will you go?"

Director Hua lowered his head and pondered: "If you go, I will go too! I can't stay at home by myself, and when I close my eyes, it's all your shadow!" "You can think more about Ah Xia; Ah Xia is also a woman! What I have, Ah Xia also has!"

"I don't love Ah Xia! I've tried it all, but I can't love it!"

"Let's stop talking, let's go!" the baby waved his right hand, and a white cloud floated in. The baby took Director Hua's hand, stood on the white clouds, and came to the big magic room for a while.

When the baby saw it, he was startled: Director Hua's children have grown five times, and the boys and girls are still indistinguishable, all of them look like Director Hua, and they also have four goldfish tails, flapping a pair of wings and flying over, shouting around Director Hua:

"Mom, we're starving to death, and we're only coming back now!"

Director Hua asked in confusion, "Where's your father?"

The older daughter said, "Dad doesn't know how to make food, he only knows how to play." We are hungry, and it doesn't care! Mom, you can't just go for days! We will starve to death if we don't eat!"

Baby asked, "What about Sister Honghong?" "Sister Honghong can only search for food, not burn, we can't eat it!"

The baby shouted, "Red red, red red!"

Honghong flew out of the conference room and asked with a gloomy face, "What are you calling me for?"

Baby asked, "Don't you know how to breathe fire?"

Honghong said impatiently: "My nozzle hurts, and the skin of my mouth is burned!"

The baby solemnly announced: "Honghong, you listen well! Although I am not your biological father, your mother is my husband, so I take care of you like this."

If you always treat me with this attitude, I will have no choice but to take all the magic houses and leave! You should know that I take care of you for the sake of my husband's face, don't do a good job! Is there any point in my efforts?"

Honghong bowed her head and said nothing.

The big demon room flew out green, ancient, and red, followed by a large group of children.

Lulu pouted and said, "Dad, you can't take back the magic room, as soon as you take it back, we won't have anything to live in!"

Gu Gu said with a gloomy face: "Dad, Honghong's attitude only represents herself, it can't represent us, and we can't live without Dad." ”

Spotted Red glared and said, "Without Dad, we will have nothing but starvation! Dad, you can't go!"

Flowey said, "I've searched with the Magic Eye! Dad killed our dad out of desperation. We can't just look at the surface, we have to carefully analyze what happened at that time!"

When the baby heard these words, he was very comforted and said, "Children! I have never thought about you as my own children!

I don't even have time to look at him for your sake! I'm all focused on you! Daddy will be very chilled if you treat me like this!"

Honghong still bowed her head and didn't speak.

Director Hua said: "Children, we are a family! Now this family is bigger! If you use the members of this family as actors and make a movie, there will definitely be many people watching it!"

Now that we have come together, we will give up our personal grievances and build a beautiful home together!"

The baby clapped his hands and praised: "Director Hua, you finally want to open it! This is the truth, and it is unavoidable." Honghong, do you have any other opinions about Dad, tell me in front of your brothers and sisters?"

Honghong said awkwardly: "Director Hua is so ugly!

The big goldfish called, "Mom, we're so hungry!" and we're dizzy, and we're so limp, and we're not interested in anything. ”

Director Hua glanced at the baby and said, "Let's get something to eat!"

With a wave of the baby's hand, the magic turned on, and the search was made in the world, and after a while, many kinds of fish flew from the sky and were stained in front of everyone. The baby flew over and spewed fire violently with his mouth, and the fire was very strong, and soon the smell of fish came out.

The baby grabbed a bigger fish, tore a piece off and gave it to Director Hua, tore a small piece himself, took a bite, chewed it and said, "Fragrant, very fragrant! Honghong, bring brothers and sisters to eat fish." ”

As soon as the words fell, a swarm of bees came up and grabbed them, and after a while, the fish were eaten all over the place.

Baby asks the big goldfish, "Where's your dad?"

The big goldfish said, "Daddy has been out for two days!

Baby asked, "Are there enough of these fish?"

The bigger goldfish looked at it and said, "That's enough!"

"Didn't Dad give you a name?" "Dad said let Mom take it, but it can't be taken!"

The baby looked at Director Hua and asked, "Have you thought about what to name the children?"

Director Hua pondered for a while and said, "Not yet." With so many children, how do you choose a name?"

Baby pondered for a while and said, "I used to take a nickname, the first one, called the boss, the second one, and the second one, so you can take a nickname first, and the other names will come later." ”

Director Hua thought about it, but didn't come up with any way, and said: "The problem: The children are all born together, and they can't be arranged in order." ”

Honghong shouted loudly: "Director Hua, I have an idea, use paper one by one, write one to thirty-one, and start drawing lots, whoever catches the number will be the old number." ”

Baby praised: "That's a good idea! I think it works!"

Director Hua shouted: "Find a pen and paper." ”

The baby said, "Give it to me, make thirty-one lots with magic, and let them catch it." As soon as the baby stretched out his hand, there were thirty-one lots wrapped in a piece of paper.

Director Hua shouted loudly: "Children, come to draw lots, the lot you are holding is your name, you have to remember it, and you have to show it to everyone, so you can shout it in the future." ”

All the goldfish flew over and surrounded them, and took a lot from the baby's hand.

Director Hua said, "Show them to me one by one, and remember your own name?"

The goldfish lined up in a long line, and Director Hua looked at them one by one and said: "In the future, the older goldfish will be the deputy parent! If I am not there, I will look for it if there is something, and it will react to me; and then I will deal with it." ”

The baby said: "You also have to have a roster, roll call, after a long time, you will know!"