Chapter 59: The Right Assistant
I have to say that these two people are still very edible, Liu Yifan cooked a big pot of rice porridge, which almost swept these two people away, and even the side dishes were clean.
It's no wonder that both of them traveled overnight, which consumed a lot of physical strength, and the food on their bodies had already been eaten.
After Liu Yifan cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, he said to the two: "Welcome the two of you to join our beggar village, then from now on, you will have to trouble the two of you." ”
Lu Dashi waved his hand: "Thank you to the village elder for taking me in, and then I just have to order, and the two of us will definitely do our best." ”
Liu Yifan smiled: "That's great, but before I work, I'll say two rules." ”
"Please." The two looked extremely respectful.
"First, I have a backyard here, so I can't go in." Liu Yifan pointed in the direction of the backyard and said.
Because Qin Qiong lives in the backyard, Liu Yifan placed him in the backyard just to let him cultivate quietly and not let outsiders disturb him.
"No problem." The two immediately responded.
"Second, there are families in the village that do not have men, so you two should not be distracted and concentrate on your work." Liu Yifan put away his smile and said.
"That's even better." Lu Dashi said: "Both of us are serious people, and we will never do those things that are unscrupulous. ”
Zhao Cripple nodded on the side, but his eyes glanced at Yun'er on the other side of the stone table from time to time.
"Then let's start, the first one to go to Widow Zhou's house to have a look, I heard that her old sow doesn't give birth to cubs, you two come with me and see what's going on." Liu Yifan pointed to a family in the direction of the village.
Yun'er didn't drink too much at this time, and also got up and went out with Liu Yifan, she wanted to find an opportunity to tell Liu Yifan the truth.
Then several people came to Widow Zhou's house.
"Hey, village chief, you're finally here, my family lives on this old sow, you can take a look, ah, Miss Yun'er is here too." Widow Zhou grabbed Liu Yifan's hand and walked towards the courtyard.
"Sister-in-law Zhou, don't worry, I found two capable people and let them take a look." Liu Yifan said with a smile.
At this time, Lu Dashi and Zhao Cripple were slightly embarrassed, just now they said that they had been security chiefs in order to let the other party take them in, and in order to let the other party let down their vigilance, they accepted themselves.
But this old sow can't give birth to cubs, where does he know what to do, the two squatted in front of the old sow, you look at me, I look at you, I don't know where to start.
"Well, you two watch first, let's go into the house and drink saliva." With that, Liu Yifan and Yun'er followed Widow Zhou into the house.
As soon as he entered the house, Liu Yifan made a silent gesture to Widow Zhou, took Yun'er's hand and walked into the house.
Widow Zhou nodded, smiled, and did not follow.
"What's going on?" Liu Yifan hurriedly asked, he noticed the strangeness of Izuyun'er.
Yun'er lay on his shoulder, whispered softly, and said the conversation between the two and all the people in the fastest way to Liu Yifan.
Liu Yifan was shocked when he heard this, but fortunately, when he left, he left a box of liquor to cover up the demonic aura on Yun'er's body, otherwise he might have been taken away by these two at this time.
"I behave strangely when I see these two people, I didn't expect to be a mage, but I don't know if they are powerful or I am powerful." Liu Yifan pondered in his heart.
"That lame man is not a problem, mainly that Lu Dashi, I feel a very strong aura on his body. It's very domineering. Yun'er raised her hand, looked at the wine bottle in her hand and said, "If I was never afraid of these two people before, but now I have to rely on this liquor to maintain the temperature of my body, I'm afraid that some of them can't beat them." ”
Liu Yifan rubbed Yun'er's head and said softly: "Silly girl, don't worry, there is me." ”
"Hmm." Yun'er nodded with a smile, happy in her heart, Liu Yifan was the first human to know her true identity and was willing to be with her.
"But how did these two find here? How do they know that there is a demonic spirit in the village, our village is very popular, and it should be enough to cover up your breath. Liu Yifan wondered.
Yun'er thought for a moment and said, "It should be the energy generated by the secret technique I cast that night that made them find out. ”
Liu Yifan nodded and said with a smile: "Don't worry, leave the rest to me, you remember, this liquor can't be separated." ”
"yes, got it." Yun'er responded.
Just about to leave, Liu Yifan turned to Yun'er and reminded, "Don't drink too much." ”
"Hehe, got it." Yun'er said with a smile.
When Liu Yifan and Yun'er walked out of the door, they saw Widow Zhou looking at the two of them with a smile at the door.
"Village chief, it's very fast."
Again, Liu Yifan took a deep breath, calmed down, and walked out, sooner or later he would have to clear his name.
Yun'er turned her head and snickered, and a blush rose on her face.
While Liu Yifan and the two were discussing, Lu Dashi and the others outside were also talking quietly.
"Senior Brother Lu, this village chief looks quite normal, although he is a little handsome, but I don't think there is anything abnormal in his behavior." Zhao lame said, touching the old sow in front of him.
"What do you know, this demon is disguised as an adult, naturally he is like a learner, and there is no abnormality in his behavior, which can only mean that he has been in the crowd for a long time and has figured out a set of human behavior habits." Lu Dashi stared at the old sow and frowned.
"Do you see the clues?" When Zhao lame heard it, it seemed that there was a situation.
"Although I didn't see anything abnormal, but this village chief is definitely not simple, I faintly feel that there is a cold chill on this person's body, and an extraordinary ghost aura, this kind of ghost aura is not a demon, not a resentful ghost, nor a fierce ghost, this kind of aura is the first time I have encountered it, it is really strange." Lu Dashi walked behind the old sow, squatted down and continued to check and say.
"And his first one, the backyard, I think there must be something strange, he can tell you and me in front of that girl, which means that everyone knows about it, and no one has been there so far, there should be some ulterior secrets in it."
"That's right, how did I forget that backyard, and I said that the unknown grain I planted before, even farmers who have been farming all their lives don't know what it is, I think it must be a bad thing." Zhao lame echoed.
"So, you and I have to continue to pretend, figure everything out thoroughly, catch them all in one go, and return peace to the people." Lu Dashi couldn't help but touch the back of the old sow, frowned and said: "You said that this old sow doesn't give birth to cubs, how can we deal with it in a while?"
"Well. Senior Brother Lu, this is really embarrassing to me, you said how to make this pork delicious, why don't you give birth to cubs, I really don't know. Zhao Cripple was also puzzled.
At this moment, Liu Yifan and Yun'er walked out, and the two hurriedly kept silent and carefully checked the old sow.
"How's the two of you looking? What the hell is going on? Liu Yifan knew the true identity of the two at this time, and as soon as he got out of the house, he saw the two mages who subdued the demon and subdued the demon, one squatting in front of the old sow, and the other squatting in the back, the serious look was ridiculous, and he was almost happy.
"Well, what's this......" Lu Dashi didn't know what to say.
In the end, Zhao Cripple, who was still more clever, stepped forward and said: "This sow gives birth to cubs, similar to people, it may be too lazy to give birth to cubs, you see how fat this is, don't exercise, you let this sow exercise often, just exercise." ”
Lu Dashi on the side hurriedly echoed: "Yes, yes, in our village before, the sows were running back and forth in the village, and they couldn't catch them, and they gave birth to a litter in their lives, which was very powerful." ”
Liu Yifan almost couldn't hold back, coughed dryly twice, and said with such an expression: "In this way, I said that this is good, why don't you give birth to cubs." Or are you two great? ”
Yun'er was afraid that she couldn't help it, so she turned her head and looked to the other side.
Immediately, Liu Yifan said to Widow Zhou: "Sister-in-law Zhou, you will look for Gu Yunmo in a while, tell him about it, and let him take a walk on your old sow, he is familiar with this matter." ”
Widow Zhou didn't understand what these people were saying, but she listened to the village chief's affirmation, nodded and said, "Thank you so much to the village chief, these two are really amazing, I said that this old sow is lying all day long." ”
"You're welcome. Sister-in-law and sister-in-law left that week, and there was something else to do. Liu Yifan greeted Lu Dashi and the others and walked out of the courtyard gate.
"Come back someday, village chief, and I'll send you one when my pig has a cub." Widow Zhou shouted.
"Okay, then thank you Sister-in-law Zhou first." Liu Yifan and the others walked into the village.
"Well, village chief, what old sow doesn't give birth?" Lu Dashi asked weakly, he was really afraid of revealing his flaws, and wanted to discuss his rhetoric with Zhao Cripple in advance.
"Don't worry, there's no one who doesn't have cubs, the rest is something else." Liu Yifan walked leisurely in front.
"That's good, that's good." Lu Dashi breathed a sigh of relief, he really couldn't treat the beast.
But he completely underestimated the shortcomings of the working people's parents.
On this day, Liu Yifan took the two to Widow Zhou's house.
I also went to Chen's blind man's house, helped him fetch water and bathe, water the garden, and sweep the yard.
Go to Aunt Li's house to catch chickens and mend the roof.
I came to Uncle Yu's house again to repair the fence and change the new door.
In the end, I went to Sister-in-law Lin's house, repaired the latrine, and poured out feces.
When I returned to Liu Yifan's house, it was already unitary time, and it was already dark.
Lu Dashi and the others sat on the ground with their butts, panting heavily, looking tired.
Liu Yifan walked over with a smile and brought two bowls of water to the two.
"Come on, you must be thirsty, this water I just boiled, you're welcome."
Where did Lu Dashi and the others know how to write the word polite at this time, they took the water bowl and drank it in a big gulp.
With a sigh of relief, he found the stone chair and sat down on it.
"Yun'er, these two relatives of yours are really amazing, this day's work, this month's work has been completed, they are really a right-hand man." Liu Yifan took back the water bowl and turned his head to Yun'er and said.
"That's natural, these two relatives of mine are very capable, and you will know about it in the future, village chief." Yun'er's eyes were confused, and she said with a smile.
Lu Dashi thought that this little girl had drunk too much, and there was something in her words, if she accidentally said her true identity, wouldn't it be a bad thing, and today's hard work would be in vain.
So he got up and said, "That, Yun'er, look at what you've drunk, your mother told you not to drink so much wine, but you just don't listen, go home quickly." ”
Yun'er said "um", swayed towards the door, but when she came to the corner, she turned over and returned to the courtyard, just behind her boudoir, gently lifted the door and window, jumped in, and didn't know it.
In the front yard, Liu Yifan had already brought out the wine and food and placed them on the stone table.
He raised his glass and said to the two: "You two have worked hard today, come, dry this glass of wine." ”
"The village chief is polite, as long as you say something in the future, my brothers will definitely go all out." Lu Dashi and Zhao Cripple also raised their wine glasses.
The three of them drank it all.
The meal lasted an hour.
Liu Yifan saw that the time had come, and the corners of his mouth rose and said with a smile: "I don't know something, I don't know if you can answer it." ”
At this time, the two of them were already drunk and staggering, and their tongues were whirling when they spoke.
"Village chief, please speak."
Liu Yifan was secretly happy when he saw the two of them in such a state, the wine they drank did not need to be poisoned, in this era when there was no high number of wines, only the degree was higher, and the two naturally took off their guards.
"You two have traveled a lot and seen a wide range of things, so I don't know what you think of the 'demon'." Liu Yifan stared at the two with a weird smile.