014 Pretending to be stupid
After the end of the high school entrance examination, Xia Wuyu's life in the graduation season is basically maintained at home, department stores, and kindergartens.
Take care of household chores at home; shopping for groceries and various supplies at the mall; Go to kindergarten to pick up the late peach home.
These are the jobs of my sister Xia Qing before the exam in the fog and rain, and it is precisely for this reason that she will appear in a department store today.
Not to mention that she has to worry about the ramen restaurant and McDonald's part-time work every day.
Things were originally going very smoothly, and the burden on my sister's shoulders was shared a lot by the fog and rain this summer vacation.
But the sudden appearance of an uninvited guest, Xu Wen, briefly interrupted their peaceful life.
The stupid wanderer, his true identity turned out to be an immortal cultivator from the Qianyuan Realm.
This immortal cultivator actually took advantage of her cherished sister to take advantage of her inattention and licked her.
was knocked over by my sister and then fled.
If it's just a villain, then forget it.
But the key is......
The key is......
This simple immortal cultivator has a life-saving grace for himself.
If he hadn't stepped forward to save herself, she might not have seen the sun today.
So Xia Wuyu's feelings for Xu Wen are quite complicated.
Still, it's okay......
He hasn't been seen since last nightβ
What a ghost!
Xia Wuyu saw Xu Wen lying flat on the ground, looking at him with his eyes blank, and then realized the "astringent wolf" on his lips, but he couldn't shout.
Time seemed to stand still at this moment.
Xu Wenping was lying on the floor of the women's bathroom, staring blankly at Xia Wuyu.
After Xia Wuyu was surprised, he looked at Xu Wen calmly.
I don't know how long time has passed, Xu Wen suddenly opened his mouth.
"Abba ...... Abba'a. β
Xia Wuyu also suddenly realized: "Why have you become stupid again?" β
Call......
It's easy to hide it!
It's me! The peerless immortal venerable of the Qianyuan realm!
No matter what the odds are, I will not be afraid!
Be brave and not afraid of difficulties!
"You're really...... This is the women's bathroom.,Even if you become stupid, you can't run around like this.,If you're caught in the bureau as an astringent demon.,Then no one can save you.γ β
Xia Wuyu dragged Xu Wen up and said to him coldly: "Don't come in again." β
Then Xia Wuyu kicked Xu Wen out of the bathroom, and Xu Wen noticed that the original sign in the cleaning was no longer known to be taken away.
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Xu Wen was standing alone outside the bathroom, and the reason why he didn't leave immediately to check the treasures in his Qiankun bag was because he was very annoyed now.
Treat your life-saver so roughly, this heartless dead girl......
If she is let go so easily, it will be too cheap for her......
Xu Wen has a lot of scenes in his memory that Xia Wuyu dislikes, if the favorability of Xia Qing is 10, the favorability of Xia Wuyu is only -100.
It's better to take advantage of this opportunity to pretend to be stupid and let her suffer a little......
Not long after Xu Wen stood outside, Xia Wuyu walked out of the bathroom.
At a glance, she saw Xu Wen standing on the edge of the corridor in a daze, and when she noticed her coming out, she immediately came over happily.
"Tsk...... You haven't left yet, have you? β
Something to be expected.
Seeing Xu Wen again, Xia Wuyu's mood was still very complicated.
If she had seen a normal stinky fart, she would have managed to run to a crowded place and shout for help.
No matter how powerful Xu Wen is, he is definitely unwilling to expose his abilities prematurely in this world.
That's why she hesitated for so long when she saw Xu Wen.
But now it's a different story.
How did he become a fool again...... Is it because of the after-effects of that slap yesterday?
But is this reasonable?
When Xu Wen came over again, Xia Wuyu pinched his nose and kicked Xu Wen, "Don't get so close to me!" You smell of disinfectant all over you! β
It was on the ground when Xu Wen slipped and fell.
Xu Wen immediately pretended to be pitiful and shrank back.
If it were your sister Xia Qing, seeing me so pitiful, she would definitely feel guilty for offending me just now.
And Xia Qing also said to Xu Wen who was in a foolish state before that her sister is a hard-mouthed and soft-hearted type.
So......
"You're there, don't follow me."
Xia Wuyu left without looking back.
The dead girl is so ruthless!
Looks like this damn girl is a normal person.
Thinking that their family is as stupid as Xia Qing is really a luxury.
Although he was treated indifferently by Xia Wuyu, from the other party's point of view, he still recognized Xia Wuyu's behavior.
But...... Having done something like this to me, it's not that easy to get rid of me!
Xu Wen strode and followed.
Tut......
Sure enough, they followed me.
Xia Wuyu couldn't help but think of the stray dog that Xia Qing picked up at home.
They named it Becky.
Xiaobei is usually taken care of by her sister Xia Qing and sister Wantao.
At that time, Xia Wuyu got out of school late, and only on weekends would he interact with Xiaobei.
It is only an occasional opportunity that she will be idle and bored to feed Xiaobei.
As a result, whenever Wuyu came home, Xiaobei would come to her with her tail wagging her tail, happily circling around her arms and legs, and licking wildly all the time.
Therefore, a creature like a dog cannot be considered loyal at all......
Isn't it...... Is it a mother if you have milk?
Xia Wuyu was annoyed by Xu Wen's follow, so he turned around and glared at him and said, "How long are you going to follow me?" Go to the fast food restaurant over there to beg for food, don't look for me. I'm not going to cook anything for you to eat, get out of the way. β
But Xu Wen still followed her all the way to the entrance of the mall.
"I said you......"
Xia Wuyu crossed his waist and glared at Xu Wen with an annoyed expression, "How long are you going to follow me?" Don't you remember the disgusting thing I did to my sister last night? β
Xu Wen nodded vigorously, his eyes full of anticipation.
"Is that what it means to remember or not to remember......"
Xia Wuyu had no choice but to support his forehead.
"Forget it...... If you have to come along, just come along, just help me carry my things...... But you are not allowed to run around, and you are not allowed to take goods and things indiscriminately, you have to listen to me, do you hear? β
Xu Wen nodded seriously, showing a gentle smile to Wuyu, but in his heart he was thinking about bad ideas:
You must find a way to make this girl deflated!
However, this was the first time Xu Wen visited a department store, and he showed a rather surprised face in the face of a dazzling array of various commodities and foods.
The Lower Realm ...... It's terrifying!
Isn't it just something to eat...... Isn't it enough to fill your stomach, how can you make so many tricks?
These mortals are really idle and have nothing to do!
"What are you doing?"
Xia Wuyu's inquiry made Xu Wen's face change immediately, and when he turned to look at the other party, Xu Wen showed a warm and expectant gaze.
"Give me less of this set...... I'm not my sister. β
"No matter how much you wag your tail and beg for mercy, I won't be able to buy you food."
......Shh This dead girl can't help but look down on us immortal cultivators too much!
It's just a mouthful of appetite, but we immortal cultivators have gone through the tests of the sword mountain, the sea of fire and the heavenly tribulation, how can we not be able to suppress this temptation-
Xu Wen followed behind Xia Wuyu and watched Xia Wuyu put all kinds of fresh vegetables into the shopping cart that was being pushed and pulled.
Just when he was thinking about how to make this stinky girl deflated, he suddenly smelled a rich fragrance that he missed very much.
Wait, that smell isβ