024 Five thousand years of chu male
"Hey...... Stinky girl, I just invited your sister to double cultivate with me, how did I become what you call a despicable, shameless, obscene and dirty nymphomaniac? ”
Xu Wen turned his head to look at Xia Wuyu behind him, with a puzzled expression.
"Fog and rain! What are you doing...... Put the knife down and stop joking! ”
"It's okay, this kind of knife won't hurt me at all."
Xia Wuyu was about to take the knife back, but at this time, Xia Qing also reassured, "I think, maybe the double cultivation in Xu Wen's mouth is not the kind of double cultivation we understand!" ”
"What do you know about double cultivation, I'm still quite curious......"
"That's it...... It's ......"
Obviously she is already a 24-year-old person, but Xia Qing, who is still a girl with a clean heart, blushed, and finally mustered up the courage to shout loudly, "That's what ** means!" ”
“**…… What is the meaning? ”
Xu Wen tilted his head, revealing a puzzled expression.
"Ahh **It's—"
Xia Qing's face flushed, and she made all kinds of explicit hints, but Xu Wen still couldn't understand what they meant.
"Do that kind of thing...... Is there any special significance? ”
"Of course it is, of course it's for the sake of making children!" Xia Qing blushed and muttered, "Don't you immortal cultivators have children, you jumped out of the cracks in the stones?" ”
Xu Wen replied lightly: "Of course, immortal cultivators also have children, but giving birth to offspring will seriously affect their own cultivation, and the inner ties are not conducive to realm breakthroughs, unless there is really no hope of becoming an immortal, otherwise there is no question of considering having children at all for a Kuangshi Immortal Venerable like me, who was originally profound......
"So you just haven't done anything like that at all?" Xia Wuyu was very interested in Xu Wen's statement, and asked playfully, "If you think it's meaningless......
"Of course I won't do anything that doesn't make sense."
Xu Wen made an assertion based on only one-tenth of his memory.
And after listening to Xu Wen's speech, Xia Wuyu suddenly couldn't help but laugh, Xu Wen didn't feel angry, and immediately frowned:
"What's so funny?"
"Five, five hundred years poof—virgin."
"What five hundred years, I have lived for five thousand years, okay!"
Worst...... Dizzy and exposed his true age......
Xia Wuyu obviously didn't care about the age reported by Xu Wen, anyway, it was just a number.
Then she looked even more pleasant:
"That's- poof, five thousand years of virgin !!"
Xu Wen didn't feel inferior at first, but seeing Xia Wuyu laughing there all the time, it made him feel very annoyed.
"What does it mean to be a virgin, is it so funny?"
"No, no, I finally understand why you are so powerful, Lord Xu Wen."
No matter how dull Xu Wen was, he could hear that Xia Wuyu was just sarcastic about him, but he didn't want to dwell too much on this matter, "Anyway...... What I mean by double cultivation is that two people cultivate together, and if they cultivate together, they can run a larger Zhou Tian under the effect of the harmony of yin and yang, and the aura gathered in the sea of qi will also be more stable......"
Xu Wen kept chattering about the original concept of double cultivation, but Xia Qing's mind was not on it at all.
After listening to Xu Wen's answer, she was quite surprised.
In fact...... There's also a little bit of a surprise.
I don't really understand why I feel a little happy.
"Do you understand? Look at you there. ”
"Listen, hear, understand!"
Xia Qing, who came back to her senses, asked casually, "That...... Specific to the actual process of cultivating immortals, how can I cooperate with you? ”
"I'll teach you when I actually double cultivate...... This girl is too annoying to be next to her. ”
Since Xu Wen told just now, Xia Wuyu has been snickering there and constantly interfering with him, Xu Wen tried his best not to be influenced by the other party, but he still couldn't help but be entangled in the topic of "virginity" in his heart.
Mahayana monks who have lived for 5,000 years, what have I not seen?
Mere worldly desires...... It's not in the eyes of the deity at all......
"Okay, in that case, let's take a lunch break...... By the way, the fog and rain, it's so hot at noon, Xu Wen is afraid that it will be difficult to sleep in the living room, so I can let him rest in my bedroom? ”
Xia Qing only tentatively asked her sister's opinion, and she didn't expect anything from it;
But her sister's attitude was so good that she didn't expect.
"Yes, but he'll have to take a shower first...... The smell of sweat affects my rest. ”
"Huh?"
Why is it so easy to talk all of a sudden!
Is it because Xu Wen is a 5,000-year-old virgin?
However, this time, Xu Wen didn't intend to appreciate it, he stood up, as if he was planning to leave:
"Immortal cultivators are not as weak as mortals, and they don't need to rest at all. I have to keep cultivating. ”
At this time, Xia Qing also subconsciously said to Xu Wen's back, "That'...... Remember to come back early for dinner in the evening. ”
After hearing this, Xu Wen was slightly stunned-
I saw him nod his back to Xia Qing, and then let out a soft "um".
After Xu Wen left, Xia Wuyu took an apple from the refrigerator with great interest, and gnawed it after a little rush, while nibbling, he also teased his sister:
"The way you called him just now is like a mother and son."
"Have I become an old mother in your mind......"
Xia Qing cried with a sad face with some grievances, and then Xia Wuyu stepped forward and handed the apple to her sister who was still washing the dishes and took a bite.
"No...... It's just that I suddenly felt that Xu Wen was a stinky fart on his mouth. ”
"I feel like he's quite naïve inside, like a child."
"I agree with that......"
Xia Qing chewed the apple in her mouth, and suddenly showed a very comfortable expression:
"Hmm...... This apple is so sweet...... Where did you buy it? How much is a pound? ”
"It's the Meijiafu supermarket next door, and I buy it at a special price...... Do you like it? I'll cut you another one......"
"How many are left in the fridge? Remember to save a late peach, she loves apples so much...... Ah, also, leave one for Xu Wen, he probably hasn't eaten it either......"
"Hmph, you also said that you don't want to be Xu Wen's mother!"
"You—What are you talking about, foggy rain!"
At present, Xu Wen's channels for obtaining knowledge from the outside world are very limited, and the common sense in this world is generally obtained through the Xia Qing sisters.
Probably because Xu Wen's memory has too many down-and-out memories of being treated roughly by passers-by during the wandering period, Xu Wen always seems to have an inexplicable sense of resistance to dealing with mortals other than the sisters.
After several unsuccessful attempts to strike up a conversation with passers-by to seek virginity-related knowledge, Xu Wen began to think on his own:
Virgin......
That kind of meaningless thing that hasn't been done before, it's a virgin?
If you haven't done it, you can become a Mahayana monk who is the crown of the Qianyuan Immortal Realm!
Xu Wen didn't understand why he was so angry with such a title.
However, it is not without a way to get rid of this title.
If you really can't-
Xu Wen's mind came to Xia Qing's gentle appearance with a smile.
That woman is so easy to talk to, so she reluctantly makes do with her, it shouldn't be impossible, right?
However, she probably didn't agree so easily, so after helping her cure her asthma, let her repay the favor......
After Xu Wen figured it out, he was in a good mood and found another place to practice quietly.