073 I was offended just now!
Xia Qing turned around tremblingly, and saw a sturdy bearded uncle appear in front of him, he looked eagerly at Xu Wen in Xia Qing's arms, Xia Qing also took a defensive posture towards him, and at the same time hugged Xu Wen in his arms tightly.
"What are you going to do? I warn you, don't come here! Don't look at me like this, I don't know how heavy it is! ”
If the other party is really the identity of an immortal cultivator, the current Xia Qing can only be sure of defeat.
But even if there is little hope...... It's better than doing nothing—
"Don't, don't get me wrong!"
Uncle Hu hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I'm not here to trouble Xu Wen, I'm here to worship him as a teacher!" ”
"Bye...... Xu Wen as a teacher? ”
Xia Qing tilted her head again and again, and suddenly felt that the man in front of her was a little familiar.
"Looking at your immortal appearance, I think you are Xu Wen...... Ah no, you are Xu Wen Shangxian's sister, right? ”
"No, I...... Forget it, you just take it. ”
Xia Qing originally wanted to change her name to Xu Wen's "object", but the two just liked each other and did not confirm the relationship between lovers, although there was already a bond of Taoist couples, I am afraid it would be quite troublesome to explain-
"Please allow me to introduce myself, my name is Zhang Yuanlong, I have strayed into the heinous pyramid scheme den, and under the brainwashing of the leader of the organization day after day, I have become a faithful believer——"
Zhang Yuanlong spoke eloquently, "Until the pyramid scheme den was smashed, the tireless education of the righteous people's police, and the truth of their evil deeds, I finally realized the mistakes I had made all along, and decided to change my past mistakes and stop doing these things that harm the people!" ”
"Ah...... Hmmm......"
Xia Qing felt a little embarrassed, "This...... That's good. And then, why do you want to worship Xu Wen as a teacher? ”
"It all started on the day the MLM den was smashed......
"Please, just get to the point, my hands are sore......"
Xia Qing was about to lose her grip Xu Wen.
"Okay......"
Zhang Yuanlong immediately, "At the beginning, Xu Wen Shangxian introduced the immortal method to me, saying that my qualifications were too poor. I didn't think much of it at first, thinking that Xu Wen Shangxian was just a joke about the attack of the second illness, until I woke up hazy from the bed——"
Zhang Yuanlong looked into the distance, his tiger eyes were full of tears, his slightly curly beard shook in the wind, and his long-experienced face revealed a trace of incompatibility with his age
Staring at Xu Wenshang's immortal posture under the moon, he suddenly realized that the power of mortals always has a limit...... We are like mayflies in the vast world, as small as a corn in the ocean. Alas! Thinking that our life is just a short moment, I can't help but envy the Yangtze River is endless. I want to travel around the world hand in hand with Xu Wen Shangxian, embrace the bright moon and live forever in the world, but I know that this is almost impossible, just pinning on this sad autumn wind! ”
"Don't think I didn't hear that you were translating "Red Cliff Fu"!" Xia Qing complained, "Who hasn't memorized a few classical Chinese texts!" ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I can reunite with Xu Wen Shangxian again, this situation...... I can't help but want to use the scenery to lyrically—"
Boy...... You've just been rescued from a pyramid scheme den, and now you're thinking about ascending to immortality?
Isn't this the rhythm of just getting out of the wolf pit and entering the tiger's den?
However, Xu Wen is really an immortal cultivator, so he can't say the same.
But having said that, Xia Qing didn't want too many people to know that Xu Wen was an immortal cultivator.
"That...... What, you must be reading it wrong, right? How is it possible for a normal person to fly in the sky? You drank too much in the first place, didn't you? ”
"When I found out that Xu Wen Shangxian was dancing under the moon, I also thought that I was just dazzled, so I kept pinching my cheeks and arms until my arms were swollen, and I was sure that Xu Wen Shangxian was real!"
"No, no, no...... That's outrageous—"
Xia Qing waved her hand and couldn't help but step back, "I...... I ignore you anymore and I'm gone. ”
"Wait, Sister Shangxian! I know that Xu Wen Shangxian is currently cultivating in out-of-body retreat, but at least let me leave your contact information! I'll be sure to visit me another day, get ready, and then—"
Zhang Yuanlong strode forward to catch up with Xia Qing, and when he was about to put his hand on Xia Qing's shoulder to hold him, a powerful air current overturned him.
Xu Wen woke up.
Xu Wen, who woke up, seemed to have a deep resentment of getting up, he floated up from Xia Qing, and looked condescendingly at Zhang Yuanlong, who was sitting in a very enchanting posture in front of him.
"How dare you disturb my dreams, you guy—"
"Xu, Xu Wen Shangxian! Disciple, please accept me as a disciple! ”
Zhang Yuanlong respectfully saluted Xu Wen a few times, making Xu Wen, who had just woken up, look confused, he looked back at Xia Qing, and Xia Qing followed and said in confusion: "What's that...... Isn't he a friend you met in MLM before? You've slept with him before—"
"How did this guy find me......"
Xu Wen suddenly realized at this time, "Since you have discovered my true identity, I can only kill you now......"
"Release, rest assured, Xu Wen Shangxian! I will never betray you! Absolutely, absolutely! ”
Xu Wen was about to kill Zhang Yuanlong, when Xia Qing grabbed him, "You, can't you delete his memory?" If you can't kill anyone, try to still-"
Xu Wen left without waiting for Xia Qing to finish speaking.
"Didn't I say you had poor qualifications? You can't cultivate immortals at all, take advantage of me"
"It's okay! Even if it's an outer disciple, or even a handyman......"
Zhang Yuanlong suddenly burst into tears, "I've had enough of this boring, miserable mortal world, as long as I can intersect with immortal cultivators, let me do anything!" ”
"Really, anything?"
"Really! Never break your word! ”
Xu Wen immediately stretched out his hand and said, "Give me all the money in your wallet." ”
And at this moment, Xia Qing behind him began to push Xu Wen frantically, "Xu Wen! Tell me about you, what's the difference between that and stealing and robbing, you tell me-"
"He wants to give it to me himself, so what can I do!"
"Whew...... To give! ”
Zhang Yuanlong gave all the 20 yuan change in his wallet to Xu Wen.
"That's all the money in the bag, what do you say you want your wallet for!" Xu Wen felt humiliated.
"What about card cards and the like......
Xu Wen threw the wallet to Zhang Yuanlong, and Zhang Yuanlong continued, "Why don't you let me use my prestige to transfer money?" ”
"My phone hasn't been delivered yet, I'll talk about it when it comes, or you can transfer it to this woman."
Xu Wen pointed to Xia Qing behind him, Zhang Yuanlong nodded, "Okay, Shangxian hopes that I can honor our sister first, right-"
"What sister?" Xu Wen frowned and said, "This woman is my Taoist companion, Taoist companion!" ”
Saying that, Zhang Yuanlong stared at Xu Wen for a while, and then stared at Xia Qing for a while, and then seemed to finally react.
"Whew...... Ah, I see, I totally understood, I was offended just now! ”
He...... Is it really something else weird?
But Xia Qing really didn't have the strength to complain.