076 Watching horror movies
When Wuyu came back from shopping, Xu Wen and Xia Qing didn't start watching the movie, they arranged the living room a little, and the sofa was full of dolls and dolls with evening peaches, which seemed to be very safe.
"What are you guys doing...... Watching a horror movie is so ritualistic? ”
"The fog and rain are coming, let's watch together, and leave a place for you, here."
"I don't want it." Wuyu said disgustedly, "There is no air conditioning in the living room, won't you die of heat when you wrap a blanket?" ”
"Hot? Is this a problem for us immortal cultivators? ”
Xu Wen just snapped his fingers, and the entire living room was soon filled with a somewhat chilly air.
"You're pretty arrogant right now......"
In the early days, Xu Wen was particularly cautious about the consumption of spiritual power, but now he has become much more casual, after all, there is no need to break through the bottleneck and build a foundation, and the threat on the surface does not exist, so his heart naturally becomes slack.
"The fog and rain are coming, let's watch a movie together!"
Xia Qing has been patting the position next to her, beckoning Wuyu to come over, "We sisters haven't watched a movie together for a long time, so let's accompany me, okay?" ”
"Okay...... Then I'll put the vegetables in the refrigerator first. ”
"I'll come, I'll come, you sit first."
Xia Qing pulled Wuyu to sit down, and Xu Wen on the side also lay on the sofa staring at the TV screen, holding the remote control in one hand and supporting his cheeks with the other, showing a very lazy expression.
"Why are you staring at me?"
"It's nothing," Xia Wuyu said, "Why haven't you forced my sister to cultivate lately?" ”
"Your sister's qualifications are really limited, and I can't take it anymore."
Xu Wen glanced at Xia Wuyu, "However, if you are interested, you can come to me at any time to learn from me." ”
"If you want me to worship you as a teacher, then you and my sister are Taoist couples, what will I call my sister and me when the time comes?"
"You can call yours, and your sister refuses to marry me, so you don't need to call me my wife."
"Just tease you a few words and kick your nose in the face!" Xia Wuyu snorted, "You don't have a house, a car, no money, and you don't have a stable job, why should my sister marry you?" ”
"Is it enough for your sister to like me?" Xu Wen plucked his ears and said, "Aren't you here paying attention to free love, your sister is still so wide." ”
"Tsk......"
I didn't learn the skills I should have learned, why did I learn this thing so quickly.
"Y-What are you talking about, talking so happily......"
Xia Qing walked over tremblingly with a fruit plate full of snacks, and Wu Yu and Xu Wen stared at her flushed face expressionlessly.
"I said Qingbao, you are also an immortal cultivator, listening to the words of the living room across the kitchen is obviously something that even mortals can do, you won't be able to hear me, I don't believe it."
"If you hear it, you have to pretend not to hear it! How embarrassing! Will you cooperate with me...... Really. ”
Xia Qing muttered a little complainingly, "Besides, it's not that if you like it, you have to get married...... Don't keep talking about marriage, we can't even count as a formal relationship now, where is the time to talk about marriage? ”
"That's it, Rubbing Dog."
Wuyu grimaced at Xu Wen, Xu Wen was angry but didn't say it, thinking that he didn't have to be as knowledgeable as these ordinary people, and then he suddenly changed his words:
"Are you ready to watch a horror movie? Hurry up! ”
"Uh-oh, wait for me."
Xia Qing first closed the curtains, and then turned off the lights in the living room, and then returned to the sofa seat, and Wuyu took the initiative to give up her position and let Xia Qing sit in the middle.
"I obviously said that I was afraid of horror movies, but I did so many rituals......" Xu Wen frowned, "Are you really afraid?" ”
"I—Of course I'm afraid...... However, the atmosphere of watching horror movies still needs to be in place. ”
Xia Qing huddled in the middle of the sofa with her knees huddled, the blanket wrapped around every inch of skin on her body, her back was padded with a doll, she held one in her arms, and finally stretched out her hand to hold Wuyu's hand.
"Foggy rain, you sit down a little...... A little closer, well, stick to me, well, Xu Wen too. ”
"Isn't this hot for you? I can't keep releasing the cold breath of Xuanbing. ”
"It's okay...... In this way, you will feel more secure. ”
Xia Qing wrapped herself in a cage and only had a pair of eyes outside.
"Here we go, the movie."
The fog and rain began to play the cabin in the forest, and the background music of the movie sounded, and Xia Qing shrank and lowered her head.
"What are you doing, look up."
The more Xu Wen watched Xia Qing's instigation, the more interesting she felt, and she lifted her hat and bullied her very inhumanely.
The opening plot of "Cabin in the Forest" is a very old-fashioned horror movie, a group of handsome men and women with excessive hormones meet to go on vacation to a cabin in the forest, they go to a deserted dense forest very desperately, enter a mysterious underground cabin very desperately, and very desperately mess with the things in the basement to open the seal, and everything becomes a precursor to the coming storm.
And in this process, there are still some inappropriate bridges in this heavy-tasting movie, such as the second female suddenly started dancing towards the wolf's head for no reason when she was playing Truth or Dare, and her posture was very charming and enchanting, Xia Qing had a premonition that something was going to happen later, so she subconsciously stretched out her hand to the fog and rain, blocking her vision and said, "Little, children, don't look at this-"
"What is this woman doing? Ass writhing ......"
As soon as Xu Wen's words fell, the second female suddenly came up and made a passionate inappropriate action with the wolf head hanging on the wall, Xia Qing looked red-faced, and then found that Xu Wen on the side seemed to be very serious, and he was busy blocking his eyes and said, "You, you are not allowed to look-"
"I'm five thousand years old, why are you stopping me?"
This bridge section was finally distracted and fooled over.
"Really...... If you put a horror movie, you can put a horror movie, what are you doing with these meat-selling scenes......"
Xia Qing looked very annoyed, but the next plot was the second female protagonist pulling another male character to fight in the forest, Xia Qing was about to turn off the TV and change the program, but the ghosts came out of the dirt, Xia Qing was so frightened that she screamed, and she got into Xu Wen's arms and shivered.
It seems that I am really scared......
Awakening the undead, this is just a spell commonly used in ghost cultivation, and Xu Wen doesn't care about it.
What he cares about is the intimate interaction between the second female and the male character, and in the previous plot he already knew that the two were a couple.
So he asked Wuyudao, who was watching the plot with a solemn face, "What are the two of them doing?" Do couples have to be so honest with each other? ”
"Well, that's normal......"
Wuyu looked at it seriously, and the answer was perfunctory.
"Hey, Qingbao, get up and watch a horror movie!"
"No, I...... I'm afraid ......"
Now the inappropriate bridge and the horror bridge are played in parallel at the same time, and Xia Qing can't care so much, just trembling in Xu Wen's chest.
"How do you know you're afraid if you don't look at me? Get up. ”
Xu Wen forcibly broke Xia Qing's head to watch a movie, this episode just happened to play the plot of the second female being killed, screams inside and outside the screen came and went, Xia Qing whimpered and screamed, holding Xu Wen's arm tightly and refusing to let go.
Gee...... What a coward with no prospects.
I don't know why, Xu Wen feels very happy and enjoying it now.
It seems that this horror movie is indeed Qingbao's weakness......
It's just that the intimate thing they were doing just now, Xu Wen is still a little curious.
The plot became fast-paced in the middle and late stages, but as the mystery was gradually revealed, Xia Qing's sense of fear had weakened a lot, and she began to lean on Xu Wen's shoulder, covering one eye and watching a movie.
Hum......
Xu Wen's provocative mind came up again, only to see him stretch out his hand, and one of Wan Tao's dolls moved under his control, and when Xia Qing was engrossed in watching a horror movie, Xu Wen manipulated the doll behind Xia Qing's back, reached out from the direction of fog and rain and patted her shoulder.
"Don't, don't scare me, foggy and rain......"
"Huh? What do you say, I didn't touch you-"
Xia Wuyu and Xia Qing turned their heads at the same time and saw the doll that was floating in the air.
"Ahh!!!h
Xu Wen never expected that he would kill two birds with one stone and scare the two sisters of the Xia family into crying, among which this Xia Qing was even more heavyweight, at this moment of being frightened, he threw himself into Xu Wen's arms and sat on Xu Wen's body, jumping up and down, trembling and trembling.
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Xia Qing herself was frightened and unintentional, but for Xu Wen, the experience was very different.
Feeling Xia Qing's body temperature and touch, and at the same time thinking of the scenes he had just seen in the movie, Xu Wen, the Immortal Venerable who had no desire and was single-minded (maybe for the first time), had a physical reaction that made him blush and ashamed.
Not...... Uh-huh-huh......