"Thoughts?" Xu Wen pretended to be calm and frowned slightly, "What do you think?" ”

"It's—"

Xia Qing suddenly smiled and got up from Xu Wen, "Forget it, it's a little early to explain this to you now......"

Although she is now in a relationship with Xu Wen, Xia Qing has never felt that Xu Wen has that kind of idea about herself, after all, the image of Xu Wen's 5,000-year-old virgin is really shocking, and in the future relationship, Xia Qing did not see Xu Wen pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

As for Xu Wen's favorite, Xia Qing just regarded it as a special way for Xu Wen to maintain his emotions, which was not so difficult to accept.

As for Xu Wen's sudden reaction this time, Xia Qing did not feel that Xu Wen was perverted, but was a little excited.

On the one hand, Xia Qing was happy that he, a man who had lived for thousands of years, was finally enlightened, and on the other hand, he also had further confidence in his charm.

It's just that Xu Wen was teased by Xia Qing like this and passed, although he was a little relieved that he didn't continue to be troubled by her, but Xu Wen was also a little annoyed.

This little girl who has lived for more than 20 years, why does she still want to educate me in the end?

If it weren't for my memory lapse, this thing would have been understood.

Xia Qing rested for a while and began to prepare for today's live broadcast.

Although she got a 6k salary in the first month's live broadcast, which was twice her expected income, Xia Qing also understood that she couldn't sing or dance, let alone deliberately betray her hue.

But it's not enough to just be good-looking, she also has her own real talent and learning, so she will study more recipes and special food practices, but this is a long-term accumulation process, and Xia Qing must also have enough attractive and interesting selling points to really attract the love of the audience and fans.

In Xia Qing's opinion, she thinks that the biggest selling point of her live broadcast room should belong to her domestic Xu Wen cat - pineapple.

In the previous live broadcast, most of the time, Xu Wenmao has been playing the role of a fish.

He kept curling up next to Xia Qing to sleep while he was cooking, and when Xia Qing finished cooking, he waved goodbye to the audience under Xia Qing's guidance.

Because Xia Qing really has to eat by herself when cooking, Xia Qing did not broadcast the interface for eating. Although I had thought about letting Xu Wen perform a cat to eat, after all, the food eaten by people was not very healthy for cats, and Xia Qing was worried that she would be attacked by cat rights, so she didn't take this risk.

So Xia Qing and Xu Wen discussed:

"Although you can't give cats food made by humans, if you are asked to eat dried fish live, maybe the audience will like this show? This will also make you feel a little more presence. ”

"If you want to make a show, just for me to eat, right? The show of petting the cat has not worked well. ”

Xu Wen frowned and thought for a while, and then said, "You feed me to eat and broadcast, that's pretty much the same, so you don't have to record dinner this day."

"You...... Do you want me to feed you? ”

Xu Wen nodded, "You don't want to feed me?" ”

"I didn't say it! Feed it if you want to...... It's just that I still have to buy food bowls and small dried fish and stuff like that. ”

"Wait."

Xu Wen raised his hand and said, "I'm tired of eating dried fish, is there any food that other cats can eat." ”

"Would you like something else?"

Xia Qing thought for a moment, "Something else...... That's cat food and that kind of chicken strips. By the way, catnip's words may work for you, too. ”

"What does it do?"

"It is said that it will make cats fluttering, and when I watch cat movies, they smell very cool, but they are not addictive, and there is no harm to the cat's body."

"I feel like I can try it."

Xu Wen showed great interest in the life of cats.

"Really...... Do you really want to try it? I feel like I'm going to wronged you......"

"So what does it matter? It's all about making money. Xu Wen said seriously, "As long as we can live a happy life, what is it for me to be wronged." ”

Whining......

Xia Qing was grateful to Xu Wen for her dedication and loyalty to the family, but she herself couldn't suppress the urge to raise a cat in her heart, and when she went to the supermarket to buy ingredients and other items, Xia Qing bought all the things that looked like a few sets.

"I'm OK with everything else, what are you buying this litter box for?" Xu Wen frowned and said, "You don't expect me to poop inside, don't be stupid." ”

"I—I'm just in case!"

Xia Qing said seriously, "You think, if my grandfather or other relatives come, you will immediately become a cat, there are indeed these things at home, and your identity will not arouse suspicion...... Really, really! I don't have any perverted preferences, don't look at me like that. ”

"I hope you really don't have ......"

Xia Qing fixed the position of the live broadcast on her mobile phone, and after confirming that there was no problem with the placement, Xia Qing opened the live broadcast room.

Compared with the shyness when she started to do live broadcasts at the beginning, Xia Qing has now become quite skilled and at ease, and after waiting for the audience in the live broadcast room to enter the venue one after another with another mobile phone, Xia Qing began to greet enthusiastically:

"Hello everyone! This is Pineapple Qing's live broadcast room, I'm your old friend Aqing! It may be a little boring to cook live every live broadcast, but today I want to make a special show, and that is-"

"Boom, boom!"

Xia Qing picked up Xu Wenmao, who was outside the screen, and said, "I'm here to do a live broadcast today, but the object of the food broadcast is not me, but our pineapple brother!" ”

Xu Wen meowed loudly, slapping Xia Qing's cheek with a meat ball, as if protesting against his brother's statement, and the barrage live broadcast room was also full of joy.

[Brother, what's the matter, brother, dare to beat your master? 】

[Brother, don't make trouble anymore, brother, you can't escape the clutches of your sister Qing. 】

[How blasphemous it is to dare to be so disrespectful to one's master! 】

"Of course, it's cat food for my pineapple brother, but this time I changed the breed of cat food and the taste of the snacks, so let's see how our pineapple will react! First Words...... It's this! ”

Xia Qing pushed Xu Wenmao's food bowl to the table and filled a large pot of cat food.

"Slightly."

Xu Wen looked at the black granular food in the food bowl without any beauty to speak of, and suddenly stuck out her tongue, revealing an expression of disgust, Xia Qing didn't expect Xu Wen to be so uncooperative all of a sudden, and immediately smiled at the screen: "It seems that pineapple is not very interested in new flavors of cat food——"

As soon as Xia Qing's words fell, Xu Wenmao walked to her hand and began to lick the back of Xia Qing's hand with her head down.

"Hey...... What are you doing...... The cat food doesn't eat and suddenly comes and licks me-"

Xia Qing and Xu Wen did not rehearse this section in advance, Xia Qing thought they were going to mess up, but there was also jubilation on the barrage.

[Knocked to the knock, is it seen as cat food and read as dog food? 】

[Pineapple is worthy of the battle meow in the color meow, I actually have the ambition of a cat! ] 】

In addition to smelling it a few times at the beginning, Xu Wen did not eat a bite of the cat food that Xia Qing brought up, and the audience seemed to like this real live broadcast reaction, and they were all waiting for Xia Qing's overturning scene, Xia Qing was not discouraged, but continued:

"Since we don't like to eat this flavor of cat food, let's try this......"

Xia Qing took out her second trump card, that is, the hottest cat snack on the market, gold medal fresh shrimp meat strips.

The shrimp strips look a bit like small jelly strips, as soon as Xia Qing tore open the packaging bag and sent it to Xu Wen Maomao, Xu Wen Mao Mao sniffed, and was immediately attracted by the snacks sent by Xia Qing this time, and began to lick the meat strips squeezed out by Xia Qing, which was very fast.

"Hey...... You eat slowly...... Pineapple, you're not a picky eater. ”

Xia Qing slowly squeezed the shrimp strips with one hand, while gently rubbing Xu Wenmao's back, and the friends who saw this live barrage felt quite healed, and left messages one after another:

[Let it eat, let it eat!] 】

[I want to be fed too!] 】

[Is this little snack so fragrant?] Is there a link to send me a link]

[Ah Qing is hinting at feeding. 】

[The shovel officer feeds her master, and he is loyal! ] 】

The eating and sowing effect of shrimp strips is good, just when Xia Qing herself is quite satisfied, the speed of squeezing shrimp strips has become a little slower, so the angry Xu Wenmao gently patted Xia Qing's hand, and then hugged the shrimp strips with both palms, and actually ripped the shrimp strips off Xia Qing's hands, and began to feast on herself!

"Hey...... You stupid stinky......"

Xia Qing is now broadcasting live, and can only scold Xu Wen secretly in a low voice, but Xu Wen is unmoved, just eating shrimp crackers by himself, and even when Xia Qing approached, Xu Wen even used the cat's paw to stretch out a paw and make an international friendly gesture.

If the previous Xu Wen cat was only named a color cat because of the crazy Xia Qing, the current Xu Wen cat cat has completely surpassed the cognition of humans on this planet, and the live broadcast room was immediately swiped by [ohhhhhh].

You must know that the cat and cat emoji with the middle finger before were either p out or artificially made, and there may not even be a real cat middle finger in it, but now that Xu Wen has done it, he not only did it, but even seemed to understand Xia Qing's reprimand.

【International Friendly Gesture .jpg】

【Image saved】

[Come more, gkd!] 】

[This cat has become a sperm! Cuff up! 】

【Aqing! Look at you, what did you teach him!! 】

[Is it too late to powder pineapple?] 】

[True Middle Finger Cat!] 】

Xu Wenmaomao's special behavior made Xia Qing a little unsure how to continue, but when Xu Wenmao finished licking the shrimp strips, he stepped on the cat step and came to Xia Qing's hand.

This time, he didn't be as direct as before, but lazily rubbed Xia Qing's elbow with his back, looking extremely coquettish, and meowing non-stop, as if he was apologizing.

Xu Wenmao's operation has completely changed to what a cat should be, and Xia Qing involuntarily picked up Xu Wenmaomao with this momentum, "Okay...... For the sake of your apology to me, I will reward you with one more ......"

Xia Qing fed her own Xu Wen cat another shrimp strip in this way.

"Alright...... It seems that our pineapple brother likes the new shrimp strips...... But, when I've had my fill, now I'm going to sacrifice a great weapon of death - look! ”

Xia Qing took out a small potted plant from the screen, and the ordinary people in the barrage didn't know what it meant, but once someone sent those three words, everyone suddenly realized-

[It's catnip!] 】

[The climax of the cat movie is like this! 】

[Poor pineapple doesn't even know what kind of social death scene will be staged next]

[Life is not easy, cats sigh]

The scientific name of catnip is nepeta, is a herbaceous plant, simply put, the smell it emits can make cats roll, salivate, chirp, scratch, shake their heads, jump and other high emotional reactions, and even lie on the ground to show a look of wanting to die, of course, catnip itself does not have any health hazards to cats, but there is no need to worry.

"Alright...... Let's see if Pineapple will be interested in this legendary cat big m......"

Xia Qing moved the catnip to Xu Wen's cat, at this time it was still seriously licking the umami left on the palm of the shrimp strips, after smelling the catnip, Xu Wen cats immediately jumped up excitedly, looked at the catnip in front of him vigilantly, let the latter step forward step by step, slowly sniffed the smell of catnip, and then roughly bit down a leaf.

"Hey...... This is a bonsai to raise! You don't want to eat it all......"

Xia Qing pushed Xu Wen and continued to move forward, Xu Wen sucked and sucked, and suddenly the whole cat body was paralyzed.

"Oh? Is this working? ”

Xia Qing stepped forward to check and pet Xu Wenmaomao, but Xu Wenmao suddenly had her feet facing the sky, revealing her pale white belly, her eyes closed and opened, and she licked her lips from time to time, and she had completely entered a state of intoxication.

"Wow...... This is too strong, isn't it? ”

It's obviously a fairy cat, can't you resist the temptation of catnip......

Xia Qing looked at Xu Wen Maomao, who was so unguarded, and her hand unconsciously rubbed Xu Wenmao's belly, Xu Wen Maomao made some strange meows, which also made Xia Qing even more excited, and she began to stroke Xu Wenmao more harder, letting out a somewhat stupid laugh.

"Hey, hey......"

[It's over, it's over, our Aqing people have collapsed]

[Aqing, pay attention to your expression! ] 】

[Hey, hey! Isn't that even more exciting, you hypocritical fans! 】

Today's live barrage is obviously more lively than ever, Xia Qing stroked the cat for a while, and after recovering from her senses, she read some barrage comments, and then read one of them-

[Is the pineapple not neutered? 】

[You should have a sterilization operation as soon as possible...... In this way, the life can be extended]

To the surprise of fans, Xia Qing's reaction to this article was quite excited, "What do you do with neutering, sterilization!" Our pineapples will give birth to a lot of small pineapples in the future! I'm not going to, I'm not going to spay pineapples for such a dangerous thing......"

Xia Qing's excited reaction naturally caused the crazy ridicule of other fans in the live broadcast room, and while Xia Qing and the fans were eagerly interacting, Xu Wen was still lying lazily on the table, with a completely intoxicated expression.