136 I believe in Champo
It may be that he has never used the change technique before, Xue Ji can never change into the exact same form as Xu Wen's cat, so Xu Wen can only keep switching cat forms, so that he is too lazy to put on his clothes to show Xue Ji later, and it is all up to Xia Qing to cover the key parts on the side.
What is worrying is that Xue Ji will not take off after changing into her original clothes, which arouses Xia Qing's curiosity.
"Can't you make a dress like this yourself? It feels so much more convenient. β
"Didn't I mention this to you before? Like the master craftsman, it takes an immortal cultivator who specializes in cultivating Ayara's deputy position to make such a Dao robe blessed by immortal arts. β
"That'...... Can I practice this sub-position? I feel like the costume designer is quite interesting. β
"Yes, yes...... But I don't have this kind of exercise book in my bag. β
Seeing that Xia Qing was a little lost, Xu Wen immediately added, "It's not that there is no way, I can get it after you wait a while." β
"Uh-huh!"
Xia Qing immediately showed a bright smile, "Then I'll wait." β
"Hmmm......"
Xu Wen nodded, and then instructed Xue Ji, who had become Xu Wen's cat, to listen to Xia Qing's words, Xue Ji nodded slightly, "Where is the master going?" β
"Master, respect me, I want to do a big vote."
Xu Wen's smile was full of confidence, "The performance of this industry will be completely subverted because of my arrival." β
"It's worthy of being a master!"
After separating from his family, Xu Wen came to Zhang Yuanlong's house, and when he saw that the door was not closed, Xu Wen knocked on the door and pushed the door in directly, and saw Zhang Yuanlong, who was undergoing physical training.
At this time, he was lying on the ground with one finger in one hand, doing push-up training.
Although he still can't get a glimpse of the door of the immortal cultivator, Zhang Yuanlong still relied on the powerful effect of the Cleansing Pill to enter the quenching period.
The quenching period is not a realm division for most immortal cultivators at all, because the people in this period are at most physically higher than mortals, and they are still completely unable to cast spells, at most they can be regarded as the level of a mortal fighting champion.
"Master, Master, why did you suddenly come here......
When Zhang Yuanlong saw Xu Wen appear, he didn't care about wiping the sweat on his face, but quickly got up and walked towards Xu Wen, "There is a loss of distance, there is a loss of distance!" β
"No, don't always be so polite to me."
Xu Wen waved his hand and looked around at Zhang Yuanlong's residence, "You said that you are running transportation, and people with cars should be very rich?" How can you still live in such a place. β
"Running transportation is just a means of survival, and money is already something outside of my body. Now I've found a more meaningful career than making money, and that is cultivating immortals! For me, all I need to live is a bed. β
"Tut-tut-tut......"
Xu Wen shook his head and said:
"You're enlightened...... No, I can't. β
"No, no?"
"Let me ask you, what are you cultivating immortals for?"
"Of course, it is to eliminate violence and peace, and to support justice!"
"Can't you do this if you don't cultivate immortals?"
"Uh...... But cultivating immortals can do better! β
"So when you are a weak chicken, you don't get rid of violence and peace, and support justice, that is, you go to engage in pyramid schemes, steal, cheat, and rob?"
"Woo ......"
Zhang Yuanlong was poked by Xu Wen in the sore spot of black history, and suddenly the macho man cried.
"Although cultivating immortals can bring people great strength, the essence of everyone's purpose of cultivating immortals is actually only one-"
Xu Wen said, "That is immortality, because only by living can you be qualified to make choices." β
"Indeed...... What the master said is reasonable. β
Zhang Yuanlong thought for a while, "Then, does it have anything to do with the small place where I live?" β
"Do you think it will take you to become a true immortal cultivator if you cultivate as hard as you do now?"
"Ten...... Decade? β
Zhang Yuanlong asked Xu Wen tentatively, but Xu Wen only shook his head meaningfully.
"At least twenty years."
"And what if I redouble my efforts and do penance every day?"
Xu Wen looked at Zhang Yuanlong expressionlessly, "Then it will take forty years." β
"Then what if I work hard all night and practice day and night?"
"Then you will never have the day when you will become a true immortal cultivator."
"Why! Isn't it possible to change the world with hard work? β
"Of course not! Didn't I tell you a long time ago, you are a person with very bad spiritual root qualifications, and you are not suitable for cultivating immortals at all. β
"But back then, Lin Dong and Ye Fan were all bad qualifications, but they could also shout 'Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor'!"
"That's why people are ......"
Xu Wen sighed silently, "Not to mention immortal cultivators, you are compared to the little children who were born with thieves and rich families, how much can the wealth he has in the future be separated from you?" Is it a number that you can't keep up with in your lifetime? Well? β
"Woo......"
Zhang Yuanlong shed humble tears, "I understand, Master." But I still believe that God helps those who help themselves, and I want to change myself, and change the unfair fate that I have suffered and those around me. β
"Then take care of your body first, you have to spend all the money you should spend, if you really can't spend it, you can find me again, I have to feed a lot of people at home, and I am in a lack ......of money all the time."
Zhang Yuanlong listened and suddenly sobbed again.
"Shizun has obviously had such a hard time, but he has always refused to use his invincible strength, I really admire you very much."
"I am your master, and you should worship me. But I wanted something more practical than worship. β
"IβI'm going to transfer money to you!"
"Hey, don't be in a hurry."
Xu Wen grabbed Zhang Yuanlong's back collar, "I'm not here to ask for money this time, don't make me look like a person who comes to collect debts." β
"Uh...... I ......" Zhang Yuanlong scratched his head, "I don't know ......what the master is doing when he came to visit."
So Xu Wen told Zhang Yuanlong that he wanted to go out to deliver takeaways.
"I am, so it is...... Shizun wants to find a job, right? Takeaway is indeed a job that is more suitable for the master. However, if you don't have an ID card, it is difficult to sign a formal contract for a contractor, and crowdsourcing riders will be more suitable for you. β
"Crowdsourcing riders? That's what it's for. β
"It is equivalent to an outsourced rider, who can freely take orders on the takeaway platform, anytime, anywhere, and deliver takeaway if you want, and refuse to send it if you don't want to, and the salary will be paid daily."
Xu Wen was excited on the spot when he heard the daily payment of wages, "I see, there is such a good errand, how to register?" β
"Even if it is a crowdsourcing rider, it is estimated that it requires ID cards and facial recognition. Well...... I'll see if I can sign you up for one, and then you can start sending orders. β
"Will you deliver the order?"
"Me? I won't...... However, I have deceived a lot of delivery riders in MLM before, and I learned a lot about food delivery in order to pretend to be their peers, such as here, here-"
Now, Zhang Yuanlong, who knows everything except pyramid schemes, has taught Xu Wen a lot of paper knowledge. After Xu Wen finished reading the tutorial, he began to take orders, and a voice prompt of "Mituan crowdsourcing has a new order" immediately popped up on his mobile phone, Xu Wen hurriedly clicked in to see, but did not find the order.
"What about me?"
"I guess someone snatched it. Here's what a crowdsourcing rider looks like...... If you have a list, you may be picked up. It's also possible that there are no crowdsourcing businesses nearby, and you have to go to the bustling pedestrian street to search for orders, where there will be a little more orders. β
"Okay, then I'll try, let's go first."
Xu Wen took his mobile phone to search for orders outside, and Zhang Yuanlong immediately stopped Xu Wen and said, "Master, wait!" It's all here, grab something and go. β
"Okay, what good things are you going to give me?"
Zhang Yuanlong stuffed Xu Wen with some food in his pocket, "This salt-baked chicken leg tastes good, don't be hungry." β
"Well, you have a heart."
Xu Wen finished nibbling the chicken leg halfway, and then continued to swipe the order with his mobile phone.
"Mituan crowdsourcing has a new orderββ"
I brush!
Xu Wen finally grabbed the order, and the prompt was to go to a beef brisket pot shop to pick up the food, and the system marked the coordinates and directions.
Under Xia Qing's teaching, Xu Wen had learned to read the map, and he soon found a shop for beef brisket pot. The store is located in the depths of a small alley, and it looks like there will be no customers here at all, but the delivery staff are all chatting here, and Xu Wen stepped forward and showed the order to the store owner.
"Go and go, wait there, don't you see the number? I'm waiting for the number to pick up the meal. β
"Uh."
Xu Wen waited quietly on the side, and the yellow-clothed and blue-clothed men who were riding electric donkeys around them watched Xu Wen walk back, and couldn't help asking, "Hey, little brother, where is your electric car?" β
"Che Che?"
Xu Wen immediately understood that they were talking about the vehicle under their crotch.
"I don't need a car, I can just send it on foot."
"Poofhahahaha......"
Xu Wen's answer caused the riders to laugh wildly, "You're not afraid of breaking your legs?" Is it too late, the deposit has been paid, how can you be reluctant to buy an electric car! β
"It's not that it's reluctant, it's that it's not needed."
"Poofha, it seems to be true!"
"This newcomer is really interesting, what can he do, brag about the first place."
Xu Wen calmly ignored the ridicule of the riders, everyone also took the meal one after another, Xu Wen threw a divine thought to the boss, and when Xu Wen took the meal, he quickly took the food, jumped out stealthily in the alley, and Xu Wen arrived at the destination five minutes later, and knocked on the door of the resident.
"Hello, pick up the food."
A girl's loud grin came from inside the door.
"What! The meal I just ordered arrived in less than a few minutes! It's 2 kilometers away! Is this rider sick so fast...... Don't go on yet, I'll go get a takeout. β
The door opened, and what Xu Wen saw was an eye-popping otaku girl with bangs in a sky-piercing mustache, Xu Wen immediately greeted, "Hello, your meal-"
Before Xu Wen finished speaking, the otaku girl directly took away the food in Xu Wen's hand, "Hey, please don't send it so quickly next time." β
"Isn't it good to send it quickly?"
Xu Wen tilted his head.
"We ordered takeout at an estimated time! I didn't eat until I finished this fight, and the time was just right! You're new, aren't you, don't you understand anything? β
The otaku glasses girl raised her head angrily and glared at Xu Wen, Xu Wen just smiled slightly: "I did go to work on the first day, pay attention next time." β
Wow wow! What a cute little brother! It's like something out of an anime.
It's so fashionable, it doesn't look like a food delivery at all!
The more the otaku glasses girl looked at Xu Wen, the more she liked it, and her eyes were about to give birth to love, "That, that, since it's a newcomer, there's really no way to ......"
The senior takeaway master otaku glasses girl taught Xu Wen some takeaway skills, such as taking a few orders at the beginning and then delivering them together, which must be delivered within ten minutes before the scheduled time, so that it is easier to make the customers who order happy......
I see, I totally understand.
Xu Wen didn't have the habit of ordering takeout before, after all, Xia Qing, a super chef, was served with delicious food and drink every day, so he was not very familiar with takeout.
But seeing those dirty small restaurants and workshops, and seeing these women who obviously have time to play games but don't have time to cook, Xu Wen can feel the preciousness of Qingbao at home.
"Little brother, little brother, that, do you want to add my sister's WeChat at the end?" Seeing that Zhengtai in the anime jumped out of the second dimension, the otaku glasses girl mustered up the courage of her life to invite Xu Wen to add her prestige as a friend, but Xu Wen smiled and rejected it:
"I'm sorry, I already have a girlfriend, and my girlfriend won't let me add other friends of the opposite sex."
"Oooh...... That's, that's really ......."
The three-dimensional man really can't knock ...... casually
I'd better go back and post with my princes......
The otaku glasses girl is back in the arms of the second dimension again!
Because the money came too quickly, the incentive mechanism of the platform made Xu Wen unable to stop delivering takeaways, and he took almost 60 orders in one go, and the account showed an income of more than 500 yuan.
500 in 1 day, 30 days to complete, wouldn't I have an income of 15,000!
I knew that food delivery was so profitable, what else did I do live broadcasting, what kind of cat did I play!
Xu Wen, who was in a state of excitement, received a call at this time, from his favorite Qingbao.
Xu Wen...... Where are you? β
"I'm still delivering food."
"Why are you still sending it? It's time to go home for dinner, and we're waiting for you. β
"I won't send another order, just make it up."
"You must have given away a lot of orders, didn't you? Don't send it anymore! Did you hear me? β
Xia Qing was very angry on the other end of the phone, "Hurry up and come back for dinner!" Otherwise, I'm not kind to you. β
"Uh...... Good. β
How can you be polite to me......
Xu Wen staggered in the air and stopped halfway through. Flying in the void for a long time and switching states frequently is not a small consumption for Xu Wen.
It looks like I'll have to walk back......
Xu Wen landed and began to walk home, and now there is still about a kilometer away from home.
It's really ...... to walk. It's very tiring......
When Xu Wen was complaining, he sensed the familiar spiritual power fluctuations in front of him.
It was Xia Qing who flew over.
She landed on the ground and showed her figure when no one was nearby, and then she crossed her waist and puffed out her face, staring at Xu Wendao very dissatisfied, "You are too hard to deliver takeaways!" β
"Uh...... I didn't expect to be so tired from delivering food......"
Xu Wen wiped his nose, then took out his mobile phone and showed Xia Qing, "However, you have to see how much money I have earned in these two hours, and I am guaranteed to be shocked when I see the numbers!" β
Xia Qing didn't look at Xu Wen's mobile phone carefully, but just hugged Xu Wen and kept close to him.
"Food delivery is a dangerous job, don't fight so hard...... Good no good? β
"I'm going to feel guilty about you doing this."
"Shame...... Guilty of what? β
"It's because I don't let you borrow money, that's why you work so hard......"
Xia Qing muttered, "If only I could make more money on live broadcasting." β
"It's okay, I believe in Qingbao."
Xu Wen patted Xia Qing's head, "One day you can completely support me." β