Uncle Xu said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, hehe... I've been smoking dry tobacco all my life, and I tried to quit several times, but I didn't quit. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"You're too wicked to smoke, pot after pot, like a big chimney. "Big Eyes" said dissatisfied.

"Hee-hee... I've smoked all my life, but the trachea and lungs are pretty good, and it's not weird for you to say it. Uncle Xu said happily.

"Uncle Xu, your trachea and lungs are specially made for you to smoke, hehe......" I quipped.

"I'm afraid that's the case, alas! I'm usually fine, smoke a pot and rest for ten minutes. However, as soon as you start business, you can't rest for a moment, what do you say is wrong?" Uncle Xu asked puzzled.

"I'm nervous about doing business, I'm afraid that things won't sell, I'm afraid that things will be sold cheaply and I'll suffer losses, and I'm afraid that things will be cheated away. I laughed.

"I see, you smoke pot after pot and smoke the house so that the buyer can't see clearly, and you buy the fake as if it were the real thing, and you want to smoke the buyer so dizzy that you don't even pay the price, so that you can make a lot of money. "Big eyes," said puffed.

"Hee-hee... I haven't been so lacking in virtue, am I? Xiao Zhang, you have dealt with me twice, you say, am I this kind of person?" Uncle Xu was a little unhappy.

"Uncle Xu, he's joking with you, didn't you hear it?" I hurriedly argued.

"Whoever said I was joking, I was talking seriously. "Big Eyes" retorted.

I glared at the "big eyes" and thought: You want to quarrel with Uncle Xu. It seems that this business has nothing to do with "Big Eyes", and with his attitude towards Uncle Xu, I will not cooperate with him in the future.

"Forget it, don't talk about smoking. Let's get down to business. I picked up this "wife stone" and asked, "Uncle Xu, can you make a price." ”

"Ten million. Uncle Xu said slowly.

"You... What do you say? This rotten stone costs 10 million?" said Big Eyes angrily.

I waved my hand at the "big eyes" and asked, "Uncle Xu, you can give the lowest price." ”

Uncle Xu glanced at the "big eyes" and said, "If you really want to do this business, you can be accommodating." If it's not sincere, then please. ”

"I've come all the way here, of course, I really want to do business, otherwise, I'm nervous. "Big Eyes" said dissatisfied.

"Since I really want to do business, then I'll give you the lowest price. After speaking, Uncle Xu stretched out his right hand and made an "eight" gesture.

"Eight million. "I repeat.

"Yes, that's the lowest price. Uncle Xu said.

I thought to myself: yes, this time I made a lot of money, even if I only sold it for 20 million, I could make 12 million. That's a lot of money. If I calculate it again, if I get a 10% commission, I can also get 1.2 million. If I make this deal with Cheng Yifei, I can make 2.4 million at once.

"Big Eyes" tugged at my clothes and said, "Let's go out and discuss." ”

I nodded and said to Uncle Xu, "Let's go and total." ”

As soon as he got out of the house, "Big Eyes" said angrily: "Xiao Zhang, look, this bad old man is crazy about money, and a rotten stone is actually priced at 10 million, which is no different from blocking the road and robbing it." ”

"Can't say that. I retorted lightly.

Now, I don't want to continue to do business with "Big Eyes", first, this person is too disrespectful and unpleasant to deal with this kind of person. Second, he only gave me a 10% commission on profits, but when he cooperated with Cheng Yifei, he could get a 20% commission.

"Is this stone really worth so much money?" asked "Big Eyes".

"This... Hardly. "I deliberately pretended to be uncertain, I hoped that the "big eyes" would back down, so that Cheng Yifei would give this business to do it.

"I can't figure it out, it's not a diamond, why should a rotten stone be sold for eight million. "Big Eyes" looked puzzled.

"Have you ever been in the stone business?" I asked quietly.

"Big Eyes" shook his head and said, "I've never been in the stone business. ”

Actually, not to mention the "big eyes", I can see it. Because, "Big Eyes" never touched the stone. If he had been walking with a stone and had studied it carefully, he would have known that this was no ordinary stone.

"Well, frankly, this is my first time with stones, so I'm not very sure. Especially with this multi-million dollar deal, I was a little scared. If it is planted, it will not be able to pay it back if it sells me. "I lied. Now, I have only one goal: to get "Big Eyes" out of this deal.

"Then forget it. "Big Eyes" heard me say this, and he didn't dare to make this deal.

"Good. I said happily. "You go first, and I'll learn about the situation with Uncle Xu. ”

"Big Eyes" waved his hand, slapped his ass and left. Before leaving, he didn't even say hello to Uncle Xu.

I looked at the back of the "big eyes" and muttered, "Gone!

Yes, working with such a low-quality person is simply a punishment.

I went back to the house and lied to Uncle Xu, saying, "This customer didn't have enough money, so I'll buy it in another room." ”

"Okay, anyone can buy it. I don't recognize money, but I don't recognize people. Uncle Xu said with a smile.

"Not necessarily. I think you still recognize me. I laughed.

"Who said I recognized you, I didn't recognize you!" Uncle Xu deliberately straightened his face and put on a ruthless appearance.

I smiled and asked, "Uncle Xu, let me say something serious, if I come to buy this stone, what price will you give me?"

"You buy, say, twelve million. Uncle Xu said coldly.

"Uncle Xu, you see, I'm so thin, I'm not a fat pig. If you want to slaughter me, you have to fatten me up before you start. "I deliberately pretended to be angry.

Uncle Xu's wife came running and said, "It's time to eat." ”

"Let's eat together. Uncle Xu invited.

"Well, I can't eat if I don't want to, there's not even a restaurant nearby. "I pretended to be very reluctant.

"If you don't eat, you'll leave, if you want to eat, come with me. Uncle Xu thrust the dry tobacco stick into his waist and stood up.

"You're not going to charge me for food, are you? I'm not going to have a penny on me. "I followed Uncle Xu and walked to the kitchen.

"No money for IOUs. Uncle Xu said unhurriedly.

"I'm illiterate and can't write IOUs. I muttered, "Alas, if I meet Zhou Papi, I'm unlucky." ”