Chapter 29: How to Procrastinate
Bai Ma only said that this is an extremely difficult topic in the debate world, and this topic was created by Jian Nanchun, and it is precisely because of what Bai Ma only said that Jian Nanchun was able to maintain a record of complete victories and never lose!
Briefly introduce the white horse only said, the white horse only said that the debate is mainly the white horse, the horse, the dark horse between the three debates, what white horses are not, black horses are not horses, horses are not white horses, etc., etc., etc., so constantly around, around, is simply to make people dizzy. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Who said that a white horse is not a horse, such a view is ridiculous, this is the first time I have heard such a thing, but you can tell me why a white horse is not a horse?"
Therefore, Ming didn't know that the white horse only said, and he didn't understand the specific content of the white horse's statement, so he had to answer with such rebuttal words.
It's just that as soon as Gu Ming's words came out, Ouyang Xi's face became ugly, because Gu Ming's words, like those who lost to Jian Nanchun in the past, would directly fall into the labyrinth of the White Horse's words.
Nan Mu Ling is also a big drum in his heart, what is going on with this girl, how can he be so big, it seems that he is still young, and it is obvious that he has not been in contact with the white horse theory, in this case, it is difficult for Ming to win this Wendou.
On the contrary, as soon as so Ming's words came out, everyone on the side of Youlong Academy, including Ouyang Dong, breathed a sigh of relief, no matter how perverted this girl is, there must be a bottom line, it seems that Jian Nanchun is his bottom line, this is just such a bottom line is a little too deep!
However, even if this bottom line is a bit deep, as long as Jian Nanchun can defeat Gu Ming, it will be enough, and they will be able to recover most of their losses in time.
"Hehe, then I'll tell you why the white horse is not a horse!"
Jian Nanchun looked at Gu Ming's answer like this, although he was a little disdainful, but he was still a little uneasy, it was obvious that Gu Ming had not been in contact with the White Horse Theory, and if he was afraid, this girl was not necessarily!
So he straightened out his tongue, this time he must wrap Gu Ming in, not only to go around, he wants to make Gu Ming unable to extricate himself in his language labyrinth, let him be ugly, only in this way can he get out of this evil breath in his heart, yes, it is evil qi.
"The white horse is not a horse, if we use the reverse dialectical thinking to answer, that is, the white horse is a horse, which can also be said to be a white horse is equal to a horse, and there is another saying, that is, a black horse is also a horse, then a black horse is equal to a horse, then a white horse is equal to a horse, and a black horse is also equal to a horse, doesn't this mean that a white horse is equal to a black horse?
Jian Nanchun said so much in one breath, and he completely described the white horse's words very fluently, but he could see that a vertigo halo appeared on the heads of many people at the scene, which showed that his white horse's words were powerful.
This white horse theory sounds extremely ridiculous, but after it is explained, you don't seem to be able to find his fallacy, which is also the power of the white horse theory, that is, you know that it is wrong, but you just don't know why he is wrong, and the other party also explains it very reasonably, as if such a mistake is correct.
And since Jian Nanchun created the theory of the white horse, he has never broken this theory, which seems to be an insurmountable southern wall, and everyone will die here.
Then they will come and make fun of those people for being pigs, hitting the south wall and not looking back!
"His grandmother's, this bird theory of this product is really dizzy, it makes my head hurt, I'll rub it, big brother, you must hold on, we can clear the customs after this level, you must kill this last little boss!"
The ram flies with his hands together, a bit of Amitabha's prayer. Such a topic is difficult for a dead-faced and unreasonable person like him to answer, but you can imagine how much pressure a civilized and polite young man like Ming will have!
Ahem, it should be regarded as a civilized and polite young man!
In fact, Gu Ming's current situation is the same as most people, and he is also a little dizzy, but he is not so dizzy, because he has a very key killer feature, that is, his budding spiritual sense.
So Ming didn't know what was going on with this spiritual sense, and it could even be used for debate and bragging, he was very happy, but this time in the face of Jian Nanchun's white horse theory, his spiritual sense seemed to suddenly become sluggish, this ......
Could this theory be so awesome that even the operation of spiritual consciousness has become difficult? Therefore, Ming's heart was extremely sad for a moment, how could this situation be embarrassing!
However, desolation is desolation, he still has to pretend to be, but how to pretend it, the spiritual sense is not good, so Ming doesn't know where to start.
"That, that, I'm sorry, it's the first time I've come into contact with your White Horse Theory, and you just said it too fast, I didn't understand it too well, you know, I'm a slow person, and my brain's memory is not very good, maybe because of the menopause of teenagers and youth, you know that there is a menopause between teenagers and youth, don't you know? I really don't know, then I'm going to tell you about it, this menopause is extremely important for our totemists, if you don't grasp it well, geniuses may become children's dementia, but then again, if you grasp it well, stupid ratios can also counterattack, hearing this, you should be more interested, how stupid ratios counterattack, then let's talk about a few major precautions for menopause, first, to get up early and go to bed early to combine work and rest, second, don't fall in love, you know that once you fall in love, you can't help but want to release your accumulated youth, once you release it, you are not like that, that is, you can't practice children's skills, what about the third......"
So Ming's mind turned, and he talked for a full ten minutes, and in the end, even the aunt of Youlong Academy knew that he was obviously delaying time, because the topic of Gu Ming had already touched on the topic of how to make women's underwear the sexiest I wiped ......
The people underground are already angry, no, it should be said that the people of Youlong Academy are already angry, they are already shouting, stop, stop, you stop me!
On the contrary, Ouyang Xi was already rolling on the ground with laughter in the end, this is the strength of the special enrollment, this is simply, it is, I don't know how to describe it, this delaying tactic is really wonderful!!
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Awesome! Awesome! Really awesome! This is the slogan chanted by the Oolong Academy! They are cheering for the old Ming.
"You can stop talking! I can tell you the White Horse again, but if you still can't answer after I say this side, according to the rules, you will be judged defeated!"
Jian Nanchun said with an ugly face. So Ming said at the beginning that he didn't care about it when he first came into contact with the White Horse Theory, and it didn't matter if he said it again, but this girl said that he didn't play anymore, what the hell is this! Jian Nanchun couldn't help but scolded for the first time.
And after this period of delay, so Ming felt that his spiritual sense seemed to be a little different, as if it was clearer, and it seemed that he had reached a critical moment, that is, the moment when the egg broke out!
I'm going to have to buy time! I'm rubbing! Is this just trying to push out all my potential?
"Okay, okay, I agree, you say! But this time, you have to speak a little slower, not too slowly, as long as the speed is even, I won't ask for anything else!"
Therefore, Ming seems to have changed his ways. (To be continued.) )