73rd round
73rd round
"Look at the tallest and biggest thing, it's going to change color, and he's my son. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Do you have a son of this age? He doesn't look like you at all? I don't believe it!"
"You don't believe it, I called him over. ”
"Okay, you call me and I'll take a look!" the ostrich man looked at the baby with a puzzled look.
In front of the ostrich man, the baby shouted, "Son!"
The chameleon bent his long neck over and asked with a blue light in his eyes, "Mom, I'm here." Do you want me to come over?"
"No, what do you want?"
"I want to take you on a trip to space. The world of space is wonderful. ”
"Okay, how long will it take?"
"I'll be gone in a moment. ”
"Why do you want to leave for a while?"
"I haven't eaten yet. The chameleon glanced at the hill-like pile of cooked fish on the ground.
Baby's heart is finished, and I understand. The next step is the horrific killing. What to do? Stop it? The chameleon is going to starve. If you don't stop it, you don't want to see it. The baby said to the ostrich, "Do you believe it now?"
The ostrich man rolled his eyes, in disbelief.
Baby was puzzled, "Why do you look like this?"
The ostrich man pondered for a while, gritted his teeth, and said, "This is a family scandal and cannot be spread. But considering that you won't live long, it's defenseless to tell. ”
"How do you know I won't live long?"
"For we are going to raise you. Kill when there is no food. ”
"You're still going to eat people?"
"Of course, we are not human beings; ”
"Why are you doing this?"
The ostrich man adjusted his mentality and said: "On this island, there were only ostriches living in groups, and their ancestors have cultivated their beautiful homes for generations and lived a fairy-like life.
One day, a group of alien men came, very hungry and thirsty, and they did not let go of the female ostrich...... After a few years on the island, all of a sudden it all disappeared, leaving behind monsters like us, passed down for many generations. ”
"Didn't such a big fire on the island burn you?"
"Nope. We have the IQ of aliens. I went to the sea early and hid. We can fly, tens of thousands of times stronger than earthlings.
Our marriage is very free, and we can choose the ostrich and the opposite sex as we want to be a temporary couple for the rest of our lives, and we can have as many children as we want. ”
"What do you feed your children with?"
"You don't need to raise it, after the child is born, you will find something to eat. Just take care of it, and you'll grow up!"
"What are you going to do with me?"
"I'm guarding you, don't let you run away. Remove all the fish from the ground, and eventually take you with you. ”
"What about my son?"
"Let's not move it, let it be free. ”
"What about my friends?"
"Take it away, too. The ostrich man said, "Don't move, we'll fly, and we'll find you wherever you run." ”
The chameleon's eyes widened and he said with a red glow, "Mom, don't be afraid, no one can do anything to you with me?" ”
"Alright!" the baby stood up and was about to leave......
The ostrich man said with a calm face: "No! You can't go anywhere!"
Ah Xia ran over in a panic and shouted, "And me?"
The chameleon spun around and flicked its tail, and a gust of wind swept the pile of fish and ostrich people up head-on, and they all entered their mouths, and their mouths were full of white blood, which looked disgusting.
The chameleon chewed and devoured, and in a moment the pile of fish and ostrich people devoured it all. Only the baby didn't move, and asked, "Son, why can't such a strong wind?"
"Here's the trick. You're my mother, can I eat you?"
"If you don't eat it, it will eat you." ”
"Mom, come on, let's go to space. ”
"All right, where am I sitting? sit on my head, grab my horns, just hold on to my horns. ”
"What about Ah Xia? What did Ah Xia do?"
"Mom, I'm sorry, she got herself in my mouth....... She carried Director Hua home late at night, and only played the leading role for a day. ”
The baby didn't read the lines correctly, and he didn't panic and said, "What's the matter? You ate Ah Xia!"
Ah Xia shouted loudly on the side: "Stop, stop! Who is so immoral?" Let the chameleon say such things?"
Director Hua pondered for a while, waved his hand and said, "Continue shooting, pay attention: five, four, three, two, one, zero, start."
The photographer re-pointed the big lens at the color-changing monster and zoomed in. The chameleon stuck his tongue out and said, "How is that possible?"
Ah Xia was very small, lying on the tip of the tongue of the chameleon. Look closely, Ah Xia's face is corrupted, and people are dying. He looked very horrified and said, "Everyone is dead, it's useless to spit it out, eat it!" The baby turned his face in horror.
The chameleon's tongue shrank, swallowed Ah Xia into his stomach and said, "Mom, you have to open something! We still want to have something pleasant. The chameleon kicked its eight feet, tilted its tail upward, and immediately flew up, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Director Hua shouted: "Stop! "Baby Flying" has been filmed so far. We are very happy to work together! I will be the host tonight, please rub a meal (that is, eat), clean up, clean up! Come to the hotel.
You see, it's the only big hotel in front of you. I booked it yesterday!Thank you!Go to the hotel first, wait, don't get separated!That's it!"
Director Hua handed over the things to others, came to the baby, stretched out his hands and held the baby's hand tightly, and said: "Baby! Your performance is very successful; I will see you on TV soon; I am happy for you! After eating this meal,
It's going their separate ways. This separation, I don't know when we can meet. I was reluctant, really reluctant! I drank a few sips of wine that day, and although I said some nonsense, I hope you can think about it seriously, I mean it to you.
Your temperament and Ah Xia can't be compared at all. There is a role for you in the future, and I will ask you again! I hope you don't refuse, and we still have the opportunity to work together. ”
The baby looked very excited, and smiled, "I didn't expect Director Hua to be in such a mood; thank you!" The baby held Instructor Hua's hand tightly with both hands, trembling slightly.