"Sister, you've been fooled!" Ding Fei said in surprise. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"What have I done?" said the little widow, pouting, "why do you always be startled, as if the sky had fallen?" ”

"Sister, the surname Zhang is under the banner of stammering brother and sister, but he actually wants to take advantage of you. Let me tell you: many men trick women into bed just by inviting them to a meal and buying clothes. Ding Fei said bluntly.

"Ding Fei, Brother Zhang is not the kind of man you imagined, you don't look at people in the cracks. The little widow glared at Ding Fei.

"Sister, I've seen a lot of men, and they are all virtuous. When you are clied, it is like fishing, taking some earthworms and small insects to lure you and make you take the bait. With the surname Zhang, let me ask you: How many meals did you treat my sister to dinner and buy a few clothes?" Ding Fei asked.

"I've invited your sister to three or five meals, but I haven't bought a single piece of clothes. "I deliberately counted on my fingers.

"Yes, sister, after a while, the person with the surname will buy you clothes, and then he will make a non-cent request to you. Ding Fei seems to know everything about my "Little Ninety-Nine".

"Ding Fei, don't talk nonsense here, I'll open the window for you to say something, I can't wait for Brother Zhang to make a non-point request to me. It's a pity, Brother Zhang is a serious person, I want to seduce him, but he doesn't take the bait. The little widow said quietly.

"Sister, you... You ......" Ding Fei listened to the little widow's words, and opened her mouth wide in shock, not knowing what to say.

"Ding Fei, you understand now. Brother Zhang is a good person, a serious person, not the despicable villain you think. The little widow said with a heartfelt voice.

Ding Fei looked at me curiously, as if he suddenly didn't know me all of a sudden.

"You... Do you want to put a long line and hook a big fish?" Ding Fei asked suspiciously.

"Ding Fei, I advise you: leave me and your sister alone. Your sister's affairs are not in your hands. You're good at taking care of yourself. I had something to say.

"Why didn't I take care of myself, what do you mean by that?" Ding Fei asked dissatisfiedly.

"Ding Fei, recently, someone said to me: You used to be three hands. "I decided to come up with a "heart-digging tactic" to catch Ding Fei off guard.

"Who... Who said I had three hands?" Ding Fei said angrily.

"Whoever says it, you don't care, and I won't tell you. I said with a straight face.

"Whose stuff did I steal?" Although Ding Fei bluffed, he was obviously lacking in confidence. I can see this very clearly.

"You stole someone else's iPhone. I said.

"It's just slander, rumors, slander, and making something out of nothing!" Ding Fei shouted angrily.

"What are you excited about?" I asked with a smile.

"I... Can I not be excited?" Ding Fei's face flushed.

"People say that you stole the iPhone of the co-tenant Xiao Zao. I hit the nail on the head.

"Ahh

"Someone saw you stealing Xiao Zao's mobile phone, and Xiao Zao also told a few of her friends in a dream. I said.

"Little jujube dream?" Ding Fei was a little scared, with a look of fear on his face.

I saw that Ding Fei was a little scared, so I added fuel and vinegar and said: "Xiao Zao also told her friend in a dream that if you don't return her mobile phone, she will come to you for you." When the time comes, she will snatch your soul. ”

"Xiao Zao really said that?" Ding Fei was so frightened that his face turned white.

"Don't you know that there are ghosts in this world? I'm an archaeology student, and I deal with dead people all day long, and I'll tell you the truth, if you have a grudge against ghosts, you won't have a good life. At any point, a ghost will come to your door. I scared.

"Brother Zhang. Ding Fei shouted timidly.

I saw that Ding Fei was frightened, so I struck while the iron was hot and said: "Ding Fei, if you really steal Xiaojuo's mobile phone, return it to others quickly, otherwise, when the ghost comes to the door, it will be too late to regret it." ”

"I'm not stealing Xiaozao's mobile phone, I'm using her mobile phone as a souvenir. I share a house with Xiaojube and have lived together for more than a year, so I have a lot of affection for her. I heard that she committed suicide, and I missed her very much, so I took her phone as a memorial. ”

"It's over!" I cried out, feigned horror.

Ding Fei's eyes widened, and he asked in horror, "Brother Zhang, what's the end?"

"This little jujube is suicidal?" I asked deliberately.

"yes. I heard that she fell out of love, and I couldn't think about it for a while, so I committed suicide. Ding Fei said.

"It's over, the person who commits suicide is a ghost who died unjustly, much more powerful than ordinary ghosts. Ding Fei, you have offended this kind of ghost, and a catastrophe is coming. I threatened further.

"Brother Zhang, what should I do then?" Ding Fei panicked.

"Brother Zhang, Ding Fei was confused for a while and did something wrong, you have to find a way for her to escape this catastrophe. The little widow said anxiously.

I deliberately banged my head in a meditative state.

"Brother Zhang, let Ding Fei return the phone to that ghost, that's it. The little widow said eagerly.

"Yes, I'll pay it back right away, right away. Ding Fei said anxiously.

"The mobile phone must be returned, if it is not returned, Xiaozao will never give up. However, just returning the phone, I'm afraid I can't make Xiao Zao forgive you. I said musefully.

"Then let Ding Fei burn some paper money for that little jujube. The little widow came up with an idea.

"Okay, I can burn paper money for jujubes and burn a little more. Ding Fei promised.

"In this way, you give me Xiao Zao's mobile phone first, and I will pass it on to Xiao Zao's friend. As for burning paper money, let's wait for next year's Qingming Festival. I came up with an idea.

"Good. Brother Zhang, after eating later, you go to my house, and I will hand you the bowl and mobile phone. Ding Fei seemed to have unloaded a thousand pounds of burden.

"Alas, Ding Fei, you really shouldn't take Xiao Zao's mobile phone to do anything to commemorate it, originally, you missed her, but you were misunderstood by Xiao Zao, thinking that you were taking advantage of the fire to rob, look at you, it's really unjust to get into this ghost disaster. I thought excitedly: Fortunately, I had a smart head and made a small skill of carving insects, so Ding Fei obediently handed over Xiao Jujube's mobile phone.

As soon as I was in a good mood, I drank a lot of alcohol and drank two beers by myself.

When I went to the bathroom, I passed by a private seat, and it happened that the waiter was delivering food in, and as soon as the door opened, I was stunned by a man's voice.

Isn't this Cheng Yifei's voice?

I stopped and peeked through the crack in the door, and Cheng Yifei was indeed inside. I took another look, there were only two people in the seat, except for Cheng Yifei, there was also a girl. From the back, this girl seems to be a girl I am familiar with.

I was about to take a closer look when the waiter came out and closed the door.