95.Chapter 95 Chapter 0095: Revealing My Yang Fate
I know: Qu Hui definitely doesn't want Miao Siyu to borrow the corpse to return her soul, if she knows that Miao Siyu can still borrow the corpse to return her soul, she will definitely do everything possible to obstruct it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Uncle Cousin, did you tell Qu Hui about Miao Siyu's resurrection of the corpse?" I asked.
"Why did I say these things to Qu Hui?" Old Xu Tou smiled and said, "I said this to you, but I just drew you a big cake, you are just hungry to death, and you can't eat it." ”
I thought to myself: Let Miao Siyu borrow the corpse to resurrect the soul, I can only do it secretly. Otherwise, not only Qu Hui, but I am afraid that Lao Xu Tou will make a stumbling block.
"Uncle Cousin, you did draw me a big pie, if you want to find the thousand-year-old princess Tai Sui and the thousand-year-old soul conjuring grass, it is almost impossible. Don't say it's me alone, even if I send thousands of troops, I can't do it. Forget it, I'm just listening to one story. "I deliberately looked disappointed.
"That's right, you kid should listen to my advice, or, find a girl you like and start a family. Or......" Old Xu Tou said half a sentence.
"What do you mean by the second one?" I asked.
"Alas!" Old Xu Tou sighed and said, "I think Qu Hui really likes you." I don't know how long her marriage with Liu Xiong will last, if Qu Hui and Liu Xiong divorce, you will ......"
I understood what Lao Xu Tou meant, and thought: Since Lao Xu Tou wanted me to be a "spare tire" for Qu Hui, he would definitely prevent Miao Siyu from borrowing the corpse to return his soul.
"Uncle cousin, Qu Hui and Liu Xiong are a very happy pair, and they can't be separated. ”
"Happy, if it's really happy, Qu Hui can like you so much? You kid made Qu Hui swoon, a good home, and you made it crumbling, if I didn't look at Qu Hui's face, I really want to kill you!"
"Uncle Cousin, it's unreasonable for you to blame me. Qu Hui and I fell in love when we were in junior high school, but God broke us up and couldn't see each other for nearly ten years. After meeting, Qu Hui has become Liu Xiong's wife. You say, "Can you blame me?" You have to blame Qu Hui's parents. I once went to look for Qu Hui, but my aunt wouldn't let me come to Qu Hui again, and my uncle threatened to break my legs. I argued dissatisfied.
"Since you kid knows that Qu Hui is married, stay away from her, why do you want to get so close? Also, why don't you kid talk about girlfriends all the time? If you talk about girlfriends or get married, don't you have this kind of business. "Old Xu Tou rightly condemned me.
I sighed and said helplessly: "Uncle Cousin, Liu Xiong and I are iron buddies, you say, can I not associate with Liu Xiong? Also, it's not that I want to get close to Qu Hui, it's... It's her ......."
"Anyway, you kid is not a good thing, you just say a thousand, ten thousand, I don't have a good impression of you. Old Xu said with a straight face.
"Uncle Cousin, I don't understand, where did I offend you?" I asked, puzzled.
"You kid offended me less, do you want me to show you one by one. Old Xu Tou said angrily.
I'm speechless. Yes, there are some things I did wrong: for example, I shouldn't have made a deal with the headless man's corpse and took his life. Also, I shouldn't have cut a strand of Miao Siyu's hair.
"Uncle Cousin, you don't care about villains. I have apologized to you for what I did wrong, and I have bought cigarettes and alcohol to honor you. I said, you'll just be nice to me, okay?" I pleaded.
"I'm still not good to you?" asked Lao Xu Tou, his eyes wide.
"Yes, yes, yes, but I want you to be nice to me. I changed my words.
"Be content, you boy. Old Xu Tou said: "Sleep, there is a tough battle waiting for us tomorrow." ”
After a while, Lao Xu Tou began to snore.
I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. Today, Lao Xu Tou finally revealed the truth about the yin and yang relationship between me and Miao Siyu. However, if you want to realize the "yang edge" between me and Miao Siyu, it can be said that it is more difficult than ascending to the sky. Where can I find the thousand-year-old princess Tai Sui? and where can I find the thousand-year-old spiritualist grass?
Suddenly, a flash of lightning flashed through my mind: the ancient tomb of Xiaoliuzhuang is a thousand-year-old tomb. Could this tomb be a princess's tomb? If it is a princess's tomb, then is this princess Tai Sui?
I smiled wryly and muttered, "Well, don't think about good things." ”
I thought again: if there were man-eating insects in this tomb, then this tomb would not be an ordinary tomb. Yes, I have to have a heart. If it's really the princess's tomb and the princess becomes Tai Sui again, I have to get Tai Sui.
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The next day, at breakfast, Toad Mirror held the rice bowl and kept running in and out, looking restless.
I smiled and asked, "Old Gu, what's wrong with you? I've been running in and out seven or eight times, like you have hair on your buttocks." ”
Toad Mirror asked, "Why didn't the director of the village committee come?"
I asked curiously, "What is he doing here?"
"Let's report that the body of a tomb robber has been found next to the ancient tomb. Toad Mirror said.
As soon as the toad mirror said, I remembered. It stands to reason that we have spread rumors that Xiao Liuzhuang has discovered an ancient tomb and that there is a large amount of gold and silver treasures in the ancient tomb. When the tomb robbers heard the news, they should have heard the news and come to rob the tomb. If the tomb robbers had come last night, there would have been a few corpses left behind, there was no doubt about it.
I took out my phone and called the head of the village committee. I got straight to the point and asked, "Director, there's nothing unusual about the ancient tomb, right?"
"Nope. You're going to start archaeology today, aren't you?" asked the director.
"Yes. I hung up the phone and said to Toad Mirror in confusion: "The director said that everything is normal. Looks like the grave robbers didn't come last night. ”
"Alas!" the toad slapped his head and said, "I see." The tomb robbers must have heard that two tomb robbers had died the night before, so they retreated. ”
"Yes. We think that tomb robbers don't want money to die, it seems that we underestimate tomb robbers. Now they are also taking their lives seriously. I laughed.
"Damn, it seems that we have to bite the bullet. Toad Mirror bit her lip and said.
After eating, Lao Xu Tou picked his teeth and walked towards the two of us.
"Uncle Cousin, you're full. Toad Mirror nodded and asked.
Lao Xu nodded, took out a note from his pants pocket, handed it to me, and said, "Hurry up and prepare these few things." ”
I took the note and looked at it: two blowtorches, nine sets of rubber coveralls, nine pairs of rubber gloves, nine sets of gas masks, and two sets of electric shock mousetraps.
I was puzzled and asked, "Why do you want rubber suits and electric shock traps?"
Old Xu Tou glared at me and said, "Don't be wordy, you'll know when the time comes." ”
I handed the note to Toad Mirror and said, "Buy it as ordered." ”
Toad Mirror didn't say a word, beckoned to the thin monkey, and said, "Let's go, let's go shopping." ”