Chapter Eighty-Nine: Catching the Old Turtle at Night
"Crunch!"
The door of the ancestral hall opened, and Mu Lao came in with the villagers. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The old turtle was startled, and immediately sat upright, with the turtle's claws pinched, his eyes slightly closed, and he put on an unfathomable look, and said slowly: "Who is coming, and what is the matter?"
Don't you open your eyes and talk nonsense, you are squatting in the ancestral hall of others, who can it be, Gu Tian rolled his eyes, and really wanted to take off his shoes and smoke the soles of the old turtle's shoes.
Mu Lao bowed slightly, and said: "Ancestor, there is a very hateful and treacherous beast in the village, which has stolen and eaten our chickens, cows, pigs and sheep, and its mouth is very tricky, and it also eats small and tender ones, and there is not a single chicken feather left, please Ancestor cast a spell for us and catch this fierce beast! We will cramp and peel the skin, cut it with a frying knife, and stew it for another seven hundred and forty-nine days, to honor the ancestor and you." ”
When the old turtle heard this, his nostrils suddenly smoked, and these old boys, didn't they just eat a few side dishes, and they even thought about pulling my tendons and picking my skin! They also got out of the oil pot and rolled the knife, and immediately said angrily: "How do you speak, pay attention to the morality of the mouth! The things that the ancestor has been emphasizing must not be forgotten." ”
After a pause, he brewed his emotions a little, and the turtle claw word pointed to everyone: "Natural selection, survival of the fittest, especially in the great wilderness, you must follow such heavenly rules, your chickens, cows, pigs and sheep are too weak, so they are eaten, it is a normal thing, and you should be grateful to that lovely beast, it is it that helps you recognize the cruelty of the desolate world!"
"......" Gutian.
"......" Mu Lao. The villagers felt uncomfortable, but they didn't dare to speak, however, a few naughty children tilted their heads and said: "Grandpa Turtle, Brother Gu Tian arrested you that day and almost stewed and eaten, according to what you said, is it normal? And Brother Gu Tian helped you recognize the cruelty of the world, are you very grateful to him?"
"Ah-!#、%~*" The old turtle monster screamed, I was grateful to his sister, and then vented, and scolded for half an hour without panting, speaking very fast, but Gu Tian still heard his name being mentioned countless times, cursed viciously, and Gu Tian had another urge to draw out the stone sword.
The old turtle was tired of scolding, and finally took a long breath and concluded: "Ancestor, I have made great achievements in the world, and the sky has fallen in a thought, which is beyond your imagination, so my business can't be confused with your business, can you understand?"
Mu Lao and the others nodded blankly.
"Hmm! Let's go back, lie on the bed and savor the aftertaste, what the ancestor said, every word is mysterious, every sentence is exquisite, and it is worth your life to understand with your heart. Okay, let's not talk about it, the ancestor has just eaten a little bit, and he needs to rest for a while!" the old turtle said with a satisfied look on his face and a wave of his turtle paw.
"Can you hold on?" Mu Lao was stunned for a moment, and a bad thought flashed in his mind, but he quickly suppressed this thought, and shook his head, the old ancestor is highly respected, and it is a guardian beast left by the ancestors, so it can't be doubted, it can't be doubted.....
As soon as he walked out of the ancestral hall, the second dog pulled his father's trouser leg and whispered: "Dad, I just saw a chicken feather on Grandpa Turtle's buttocks, which seems to be from our chicken!"
"Hmph, children, don't talk nonsense, you must be dazzled, Grandpa Turtle is the guardian beast of our village, you can't doubt it, go back to sleep quickly, I still want to recall what the ancestor said, it's really broad and profound!" Uncle Bare-chested scolded, waved his hand, and went back to the house.
"I'm not dazzled, I really saw it!" Ergouzi pouted, standing in the yard aggrievedly, and suddenly saw Gu Tian walking in front of the door, his little eyes lit up, and he ran over.
Gu Tian came out of the ancestral hall, thinking about how to clean up the old turtle that was not flat, but he was afraid of provoking the dissatisfaction of the villagers. At this moment, the second dog came running.
"Gu Tian, I just saw the chicken feathers of my chick on Grandpa Turtle's buttocks, really, I saw it, I dare to swear!" said Ergouzi, staring at Gu Tian with bright eyes, and his little appearance was very serious.
When Gu Tian heard this, his eyes lit up, he nodded, patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, I will avenge your chicks, let's go, let's squat now!"
Squatting?!
The second dog scratched his head, he didn't understand! But Gu Tian wanted to help his chickens avenge it, but he understood, shouted Gu Tian's righteousness, and hurriedly followed Gu Tian to a firewood room diagonally opposite the door of the ancestral hall.
The two of them were well arranged, hidden in the firewood room, the door was hidden, and they looked out through the crack in the door.
"Gu Tian, will Grandpa Turtle really come out to steal food again?" Ergouzi asked, his face full of excitement, knowing what it means to squat, he felt that he had grown his knowledge tonight and became more powerful than Xiaohong.
"Shhhhhhh
An hour passed!
Two hours have passed!
The second dog yawned for a long time, and his eyelids were fighting, but the old turtle had not yet appeared, and Gu Tian was also a little puzzled, could it be that this old turtle really ate it?
However, at this moment, the gate of the ancestral hall opposite creaked, and then, a palm-sized turtle thief slipped out.
"It's out, it's out!"
Ergouzi was shocked and sobered up, his eyes flashing with excitement.
"Don't worry, when he comes back, let's catch it again, and when the time comes, it's not too late to clean him up!" Gu Tian patted Ergouzi's little head and suggested, the two looked at each other, and they both laughed gloomily.
On the village road, the old turtle climbed a big tree, looked around, his eyes sparkled, and said to himself: "I just ate the east, now it's time to go to the west, remember that the stupid old man in the west raised a litter of little yellow dogs, all of them are pink and tender, they must be very delicious........
The sound is still floating in the night, and the turtle shadow is gone!
Mu Lao was very tired tonight, but his face was ruddy, with a smile on his face, sitting at the head of the bed, smoking a pipe with a horn, and chanting to the old wife beside him: "Our village has not been easy in the past few years, there are often villagers who are taken away by fierce beasts, and the population is getting smaller and smaller.
The old woman had gray hair, leaned on the bed, and scolded with a smile: "What else do you say, after that, we are all half in the ground, just see if those dolls can live a good life! Huh? How can I hear movement in our kennel? Why is Ah Huang screaming so badly?"
When Mu Lao heard this, he shook his body in fright, and the pipe in his hand fell to the ground, and he shouted: "It's not good! Could it be that that hateful beast came to our house to steal a handful, I have to go and see!"
"Slow down, I'll go with you!"
The two of them came to the kennel to take a look, one after the other, with the oil lamp in their hands, and suddenly became dizzy.
"Don't even let go of the puppy, this brute, brute!" Mu Laoqi's body trembled, and the old woman next to him hurriedly stabilized him.
At this time, there were also shouting and scolding from the neighbors' houses, and then, a large number of villagers....... one family, two or three households, all scolded, and every household lit up the lamp.
"The chickens are gone!"
"The duck is gone!"
"Where's the pony in the stable?"
........
The villagers were very angry, this beast that stole food was too much, only eating the small and tender, leaving a group of old hens, old ducks and old pigs, old dogs, and old cows........ anyway, all the old ones were left, and all the small and tender powders were eaten.
In the shadow of the corner of the house in the distance, the old turtle burped, and with a comfortable face, sneakily slipped towards the ancestral hall.
"I'll live here in the future, it's not bad, there is a little fresh meat tooth sacrifice every day, and I am served like a turtle grandfather, happiness comes too fast, I haven't reacted yet, hehehe....... ah-!"
The old turtle was talking to himself and slipping towards the ancestral hall, when suddenly a large net fell from the sky and covered him inside.
"Why is this big fucking net so familiar?!" the old turtle was startled.
"The old turtle who steals food, watch the little master Tianhe roll!" A childish voice came from the top of the old turtle's head, and as soon as he looked up, he saw a little fart child wearing open crotch pants carrying a small pudding aimed at his head.
"Little rabbit, you dare to ........! Old Ancestor, my face!" The old turtle screamed, and the rolling heavenly river shot out, making his face wet!
"Tell you to steal my chicken!Hmph! Gu Tian, it's time for you to make a move! Give this old turtle a little bit of power!" said Ergouzi, who was so comfortable that he couldn't help but pee.
"Okay!" Gu Tian walked over with a sword and a stone sword, slapped down one sword after another, the old turtle tore out his throat and screamed, but after a few screams, he couldn't scream, because he had just eaten too much in his stomach, and Gu Tian's beating was all about to vomit.
"Wow~"
The old turtle opened his mouth and vomited, a chicken was spit out by him, he opened his mouth again, and a little pig was spit out, and then, the dog, the lamb and the calf, one after another, were spit out, although these small animals died, but the old turtle ate too quickly and too quickly, did not chew it, just swallowed it one by one, and now it is spit out again, you can clearly see what kind of small animal it is.
Bang bang bang
The ancient heavenly stone sword waved, and every blow shook the ground, and the entire small village seemed to be an earthquake, and the villagers were awakened and ran over one after another.
Seeing that Gu Tian was actually slashing their turtle grandfather with a sword, he was suddenly startled, and Mu Lao and a few other old people were even more furious, and shouted as they ran: "Stop! Stop! Oh, my ancestor!"
The villagers all gathered around, and the second dog shouted, "Look here, see what this is?" and said, pointing to the pile of things that the old turtle spit out.
"Damn, isn't that my calf? Look, there's that bell I made around my neck!"
"Isn't that lamb the one lost in my sheepfold, why is it here?"
"That little pig belongs to my family, I clearly remember being taken away by the beast, how did it appear here?"
The villagers talked a lot, and the old turtle had long since hidden his face in a shell and hid.
Mu Lao was about to step forward to ask Gu Tian, but he heard the second dog calling: "Grandpa Mu, your little yellow dog is here, look!"
Mu Lao was stunned for a moment, turned around to look, his eyes were round in an instant, his beard shook, and he scolded angrily: "The beast who should have cut off the oil pot with a thousand knives actually ate my little yellow dog and spit it here! If I catch it, I will have to stew and eat you!"
Gu Tian couldn't help but be happy, the second dog squeezed his eyes, and said, "Grandpa Mu, then you should stew this old turtle quickly, he stole it!"
"Shut up, little rabbit cub, did you just pee on Grandpa Turtle again, don't you know that Grandpa Turtle is the guardian beast of our village, how dare you ride on it and pee!" Boss Mu scolded, then turned his head and scolded Uncle Shirtless: "Little monkey, why did you bring the baby so big, and you still caused trouble! Grandpa Turtle's lecture tonight, do you take it as the wind in your ears?"
The old turtle shrank in the shell of the turtle, and when he heard the words, he was immediately moved, and secretly swore in his heart that when he went to the old man's house in the future, he would eat one less dog, well, one less!
Suddenly, there was a tumult in his stomach, and the old turtle opened his mouth, and with another wow, he spit out seven or eight little yellow dogs.
At this moment, not only Gu Tian was stunned, the villagers were stunned, and even the old turtle himself was stunned, ******I just thought about eating the puppy, and I vomited it out."
Mu Lao was blindfolded all of a sudden, and his brain couldn't turn around, what is going on, how could Grandpa Turtle's mouth spit out my little yellow dog, is it really Grandpa Turtle eating, impossible, this is absolutely impossible.
However, at this moment, the old turtle's stomach was uncomfortable again, and when he opened his mouth, he vomited a lot.
"Wow~" With a vomiting sound, a chicken came out, a duck came out, and a piglet and calf also came out, and after a while, a small mountain of meat was piled up in front of the old turtle.
The simple villagers of "......" were trapped.
"......" Mu Lao and a few old people were dumbfounded!
"......" Xiaohong and a few bear babies also opened their mouths wide and stopped talking.
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