The 365th goldfish out of the shemale

The baby pressed it with his hand and said, "Is it painful here?"

Honghong took the baby's hand and pressed it on the painful place: "It's here that hurts!"

The baby thought about the consequences of the birth of the child, and broke out in a cold sweat: "I will officiate the wedding for you tonight." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

There was a lot of commotion in the conference room, and there was a lot of talk. Goldfish Er came in: "Aunt Baby, Honghong's stomach hurts for two days, and no one is searching for food, the brothers and sisters are about to faint from hunger!

It's not Honghong who is lying down!

The baby patted Honghong's shoulder and comforted: "You lie down for a while, Dad will go to search for food for the brothers and sisters, and come to see you later, okay?"

Honghong nodded: "Okay!"

The baby flew out of the conference room, followed by a large group of children. The baby said, "Don't worry, I'll search for food for you." With a wave of his hand, the magic turned on, searching for fruits, fish and shrimp in the sky;

After a while, a lot of fruits, fish and shrimp flew from the air and got stuck in the compound. The baby separated the fruit from the fish and shrimp and said, "Goldfish two, first take the group members to distribute the fruit, and then I will go to cook the fish and shrimp." ”

Goldfish 2 led the group members to stand next to the fruit and shouted: "Brothers and sisters, line up, don't crowd around, make sure everyone has a share."

Spotted Red, Goldfish Fifteen and a group of people shouted: "I'm starving to death, we have to eat first! I don't want to queue up! How long will it take my turn." ”

The baby said loudly: "Children, no matter how anxious you are, you have to send them one by one, don't line up, who will send them to? Arrange them in order, and they will be sent in a while! Goldfish two, start to distribute fruits; Don't make any more trouble! I don't have time, I still have to cook fish and shrimp!"

Goldfish 2 and the group members distribute fruits as fast as possible. The baby sprayed violently at a large number of fish and shrimp on the side, "whew", and the fish was frightened and burned, and soon the smell of fish came out.

The baby catches a big fish with his claws, tears off a piece, takes a bite, chews it, and says, "Fragrant, very fragrant!" "The baby flew into the conference room with the big fish and came to the red room

The goldfish spirit followed closely, staring closely with an observing eye.

The baby broke a large piece for Director Hua, and then divided half of it to Honghong and said, "Eat a little first, and then, call all the people, and I will officiate the wedding for the six of you." ”

Honghong nodded, took the fish handed over by the baby, took a bite, chewed it, and felt sick and wanted to vomit.

The goldfish essence said loudly, "Is Honghong pregnant?

Director Hua glared at his eyes and scolded: "If you don't speak, no one will sell you as a dumb person!"

The goldfish spirit said loudly, "Originally, I knew I was pregnant!"

Director Hua roared with sparks in his eyes: "You also said that when the time comes, what if no one searches for food?"

The goldfish spirit even remembered the two days when the children were hungry, and realized that they had said the wrong thing!

Goldfish Fifteen came in and said: "No wonder no one has searched for food in the past two days, it turns out that Honghong is pregnant! Do you know the rules and regulations, they are set by everyone; how to deal with unmarried pregnancies?"

The goldfish spirit glanced at the goldfish fifteen and scolded: "Don't say it again." Aunt Baby is going to give six pairs of good friends a wedding. ”

Goldfish Fifteen said: "Is it that the pregnancy can't be handled, so you organize a wedding for them?"

The goldfish spirit scolded: "If you say it again, I'll beat you!"

Goldfish Fifteen had a gloomy face: "I'm not afraid, so I have to say! As the head of the family planning group, if you are pregnant before you get married, you should follow the system before you can preside over the wedding! If you can't organize the wedding first, it will be over! How will the system be implemented in the future?"

Director Hua shouted: "Okay! Don't say anything!"

There were a large number of brothers and sisters standing at the door, and Goldfish Sixteen said: "We have all heard it! Honghong's affairs must be carried out according to the system! Otherwise, how will we carry out our work in the future? Who else will listen to what she says?"

The baby pondered for a while: "Okay! Stop arguing! This time I didn't just agree to the wedding, I didn't agree to it before I went to make a movie!

I wanted to preside over the wedding for them, but I thought that the number of good pairs was too small, so I dragged it down; the responsibility lies with me, not with them;

Since Goldfish 15 has put forward its opinion, then these six pairs should be examined to see which ones are conceived, which ones are not conceived, what to do, and the results of the examination will be determined. But, officiating at the wedding, going on as usual! This is what I promised. Director Hua, can you talk about it?" Director Hua pondered for a while and said, "Children, I am also present to preside over the wedding, and I agree with Aunt Baby's opinion." Regarding the six pairs of good matches, just do what Aunt Baby said. Weddings are held as usual;

Look at the results of processing. Do you think it's okay?"

Goldfish Fifteen looked around to see if anyone was talking, but no one squeaked, embarrassed and said: "I also want to say two words: After the wedding is held, if it is found that the unmarried is pregnant, it will be implemented according to the system!" ”

Director Hua asked again: "Who else has an opinion, hurry up and mention it, don't talk nonsense after the meeting." ”

Goldfish 16 said: "I support Goldfish 15's opinion; if you check it out, if you don't deal with it, what will happen if others commit it again in the future?"

Director Hua asked loudly: "Who else has an opinion in the back?" ”

Spotted Red Says:

"If you follow the system, you have no opinion. After the wedding is held, does it mean that the unmarried pregnancy is not carried out according to the system? There are still so many that we have not found a good match; what if they are also unmarried and pregnant? Isn't it not according to the system?"

The baby shouted loudly: "If you have opinions and ideas, hurry up and say it, there is no time." I have to check it out at the meeting, organize the wedding, and make a movie tomorrow. ”

Director Hua looked around and shouted, "Who else wants to say?"

Baby pondered for a while: "No one said I was going to start the check-up?" Goldfish Three, Goldfish Thirty-One, Goldfish Thirty, Goldfish Ten, and Goldfish Nine's girlfriend Pigeon Pigeon Mei all went to the front of the conference room and stood at the front. ”

Baby helped Honghong to the meeting and asked Honghong to sit down at the magic table. The conference room was packed. The baby stood in front and shouted, "Goldfish two, see who else hasn't arrived?"

The goldfish counted the number and said, "Two black owls, purple and black roosters, and pigeons." ”

The baby glanced at the people present and said, "After the inspection today, the wedding ceremony will be held, can they not do it? ”

Goldfish Two shouted, "Goldfish thirty-one, goldfish thirty, go and find your human-faced owls." Goldfish Ten is going to call for a rooster, and Goldfish Nine is going to find a pigeon and a pigeon, and he wants to catch time!"

The person who heard the name shouted hurriedly flew out of the conference room.

The baby said, "There are three things to do tonight: first, check the pregnancy, second, hold a wedding, and third, give advice on how to deal with the conceived. Director Hua, you say a few words. ”

Director Hua pondered for a while and said: "Children, it's difficult to be a parent! The palms of your hands and the backs of your hands are full of meat; the system is set by everyone, and in principle, you should treat everyone equally and do it according to the system; but Honghong has to search for food for everyone, and she will be closed for three days.

Are we going to be hungry for three days? Think about it, if the Red Gate is closed, will we still search for food for you? So, I'd like to hear your opinions; who will talk about it first?"

Goldfish Er pondered for a while and said, "Brothers and sisters, I am in the same mood as everyone else, but for the past two days, Honghong has been bedridden, and we have starved! Shall we not eat? Of course not? Honghong's conception is about it, and I propose,

If the child wants to be removed, it will be avoided if it is closed tightly! This is not only for the sake of Honghong, but also for the sake of everyone. Our mother is right, the palms and backs of our hands are full of meat! We are brothers and sisters, so let's be tolerant and tolerant!"

Baby praised: "Well said! Goldfish two said to my heart! There are five pairs of pregnancy to be examined, and if there is any conception, they will all be removed." The wedding went on as usual!"

Goldfish Thirty-One Female, Goldfish Thirty flew in with a human-faced owl, Goldfish Ten flew in with a man-headed rooster, Goldfish Nine and Pigeon Pigeon Mei followed.

The baby said loudly, "Honghong, goldfish three, you also stand in front." Good women stand in front and are examined, good men sit for a while, deal with them after the examination, and then have a wedding. ”

Red and red, goldfish three, goldfish thirty-one, goldfish thirty, goldfish ten, pigeon and pigeon beauty stood in front of the horizontal row.

The baby said loudly, "Let's check now," and with a wave of his hand, the magic eye opened, magnified it twice, and said, "The magic eye, search for a fetus on Honghong's body?"

The rectangular magic eye automatically searched, and after a while, the fetus in the red belly appeared in the picture, and a black ball rolled in the belly. The baby grabbed it with his hand, and the picture was magnified five times, and the fetus in the ball could be faintly seen shaking.

Baby asked, "MAGIC EYE, how many fetuses are there in the red ball?"

The rectangular magic eye moved its body and said, "There are three men and one woman, four in all." ”

"How long does it take?"

"There are still two months to give birth, less fatigue, more rest! ”

Director Hua glanced at the people present and found that the children were staring intently at the picture on the magic eye without moving, but the goldfish essence was indifferent, I wonder what she was thinking?

The baby said, "Honghong has been checked, and there is a black and black ball, and there are three men and one woman in it." In second place, it's goldfish three. MONOCULUS, please search for Goldfish Three to see if there is a fetus in the belly?"

The magic eye didn't search, moved his body and said: "The third goldfish is a shemale, which has the function of reproduction of both sexes and will not conceive." ”

The goldfish spirit gasped and shouted, "Oh my God! There are shemales in the goldfish family! Why don't I know anything about it?"

Goldfish brothers and sisters, some are hiding, some are unimpressed, and some are very surprised.

Baby glanced at the people present and said, "Actually, shemales are nothing new. Some people become shemales, and they don't know it, and they only know it until they hear from others. Since Huang Huang is willing to marry the goldfish, I will also officiate the wedding for them. ”

Goldfish Two asked loudly: "Huang Huang, are you willing to marry Goldfish Three?"

Huang Huang regretted: "I wish I was willing, but I can't have children!"

Honghong hurriedly introduced: "Let my father help her with the operation, and she will give birth!"

The goldfish essence was curious and asked, "Baby, can you really do surgery on this?"

The baby nodded and asked, "Goldfish Three, are you willing to have surgery?"

Goldfish Three pondered for a while and said, "I wish I was willing, but I don't want to be a woman." ”

Baby asked, "Why?"

"It's not good to be a woman at all; ”

The baby pondered for a while and said, "As a man, you can't marry Huang Huang; Huang Huang is also a man." ”

"I know. I became a man and wanted to marry a wife. I also want to be someone's husband. ”

The goldfish spirit scolded: "Perverted!"

Director Hua glared at the goldfish essence: "Isn't it okay to say a few words? The child's mental pressure is very great; not only do you not relieve the pressure on the child, but you put pressure on the child! Are you still like a father?"

Goldfish Fifteen asked loudly: "Aunt Baby, I only heard the magic eye say that Goldfish is a shemale, but I don't know what a shemale is like?"

Goldfish Sixteen also said, "Do you want to see what a shemale looks like?"

Baby pondered for a while: "The reason why the magic eye doesn't search is to protect the privacy of Goldfish Three; ”

Goldfish Five glanced at Huang Huang and asked, "Can you tell everyone what you saw?"

Huang Huang cowered, hid and said, "You ask me about this kind of thing, how can I answer you? I ask you, can you tell everyone about your love affair with Honghong?"

Spotted Red exclaimed, "It's okay not to tell;

Shinobu stood up from the table: "I can't take it anymore, shemales are shemales, one will be a man, one will be a woman, it's very annoying! It's either a woman or a man." No man, no woman, don't be awkward?"

Huang Huang stared at his eyes and yelled loudly: "Patience, who are you scolding?"

Patience defended: "I didn't scold anyone, I just said this." ”

Huang Huang had a gloomy face and shouted loudly: "If no one else speaks, you have a lot of business?" Men are not men, women are not women, it is your business!"

Ren Ren jumped up and shouted, "If you say it again, I'll beat you!"

Huang Huang glared and snorted: "Yo! You're still capable;

The baby shouted, "Stop arguing!" and raised his voice and shouted, "Don't argue!"

Ren Ren found himself under the stairs: "Let Dad check!"

Huang Huang swallowed a bad breath: "I quit, I can't get married anyway, what are you doing here?" Huang Huang angrily squeezed out of the crowd and flew away.

When the baby saw Huang Huang leaving, he didn't squeak, and turned around and asked Jinyu San: "If you want to have surgery, you have no time?"

Seeing so many people, Goldfish San didn't want them to look at his privacy and said, "Aunt Baby, surgery is a big deal, I haven't thought about it yet, and I'll tell you when I think about it?"

Goldfish Er asked, "Are you still married?"

Goldfish Three said, "No, it's over!" I can't get along with Huang Huang anymore. ”

The baby took one look at the magic eye and asked, "The magic eye, a person with both sex characteristics, can conceive?"

The rectangular magic eye moved its body and said, "It depends on the body's ability to speak." Some can conceive themselves and impregnate their partners, some can impregnate others without inconceiving themselves, and some can impregnate others if they conceive themselves. ”

When Director Hua heard it, he couldn't figure it out: "It's too complicated." ”

Baby asked, "Magic Eye, can the three goldfish conceive?"

Rectangular MONOCULUS: "Yes!"

Goldfish Essence wondered: "Goldfish Three and Huang Huang have been in love for a long time, why haven't they conceived?" The goldfish spirit asked again, "Why didn't the MONOCULUS respond to my question?"

Director Hua said: "The magic eye can't recognize your voice. ”

Baby asked, "MONOCULUS, how do you explain the question raised by the goldfish essence?"

The rectangular magic eye moved the body: "The three female functions of the goldfish are not yet mature. ”

The goldfish spirit found himself under the stairs: "No wonder the goldfish three want to be a man!"

The baby glanced at Goldfish Three: "Since you don't want to be a woman, you are not allowed to be with Huang Huang in the future;

Goldfish San nodded: "Aunt Baby, if I figure it out, can I ask you to help me with the operation?"

Baby pondered for a moment and said, "Yes, I hope you figure it out soon." ”

Goldfish Three: "I want to go back to the big magic room, it's uncomfortable to stand here." ”

The baby nodded, Goldfish Three flew away, and just arrived at his bedroom, Huang Huang followed up and asked, "Goldfish Three, have you had surgery?"

Goldfish San looked depressed: "I didn't do it, in fact, I really want to do it, there are so many people in the conference room, it is so popular, I can't raise my head at that time." ”

Huang Huang said: "Since we didn't do it, let's make love together! ”

Goldfish 3 refused: "No! Aunt Baby said! Since you are not married, don't be together, so as not to conceive accidentally." ”

Huang Huang lied: "You won't get pregnant, you won't be able to suffer it sooner! I miss you very much! I don't want to leave!"

Goldfish San had a calm face: "I don't want to be your wife; ”

Huang Huang defended: "You haven't been someone's husband yet, and you're still my wife for the time being, okay?"