Chapter 153: Ignorance
The fat man thought to himself that this guy didn't recognize him! Do you want to play this guy well, the fat man has already imagined the expression of playing Ling Feng in his heart. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Forget it, forget it, forget it! This guy is a completely mad dog, and on the surface it looks like that, and if he gets angry, he may not know what he will bite into him. The fat man knew what would happen to the mad dog. I have also experienced it painfully, and now that I think about it, I can't help but break out in a cold sweat behind my back.
The fat man took off his eyes and just wanted to speak, to introduce himself. Ling Feng didn't say much, he went up with a combination punch, and then used Taekwondo, which he had practiced hard for many years, as well as Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do, Ling Feng is the true biography of Master Bruce Lee, and Bruce Lee's master Ip Man has taught Ling Feng Wing Chun, and Ling Feng's inch boxing has been practiced to the point of perfection.........
Of course, the above are all plots from Ling Feng, Ling Feng leaned his face over, glared at the boss, and asked in a tone of "I can't find out that you are fat" : "You are fat!"
The fat man nodded and said, "Yes, scrap boy!"
"I don't believe it, damn it, how could a fat man drive a luxury car, that guy is a poor man. Ling Feng shook his head and said in disbelief, "It's impossible for a fat person to have this kind of aesthetic standard. The uniform makeup of the fat man should be like this, wearing floral pants, wearing a T-shirt that is one size larger than himself on the upper body, and dragging the flip-flops under his feet. And you, dressed in a suit and leather shoes, a black tuxedo, polished shiny, shiny big scalp shoes. You're a fat man, are you kidding me? The fat man has gone to study in a big technical school outside the province. And the clothes worn by the fat people I know should be what I described above. ”
Ling Feng still had a hard time believing that the fat man in front of him was the fat man he used to be, unless the fat man was a young man and an old monster with a very deep Taoism.........
"Grass your uncle, I've come to this point, you still don't believe it, this scrap boy. When you were in junior high school, you liked the goddess of our class, that girl is called catkins, what is the goddess selling, what is perfect, easy to learn, beautiful people, and very cold, but there is always a group of slings who like to dream, you are the fighter in our group of slings, and dare to think, dare to do, you dare to confess to the girls at the graduation party!" The fat man panted and said, "But the confession of the slings to the goddess is generally rejected and will always be put forward by the woman, what do you want?" Then the sling gladly accepted it. You've done what you're asking again. This kind of plot that only happens in movies is actually tmd on you, the real fulfillment, it's really beep!"
The fat on the fat man's face was shaking like ocean waves.
Ling Feng said: "I'm going to uncle, you guy is really fat! It's really like I haven't seen you for a year! You are so good now, why do you always say that I am a sling, sling, hanging your brother-in-law! I am a scholar!"
Ling Feng went up with a combination of punches and knocked out the fat man. "You're a sling, I'm just telling the truth. The fat man put on a look of resentment against me. Ling Feng stopped and said: "Forget it, forget it, the sling is the sling, right? The sling will always have a counterattack one day!" "Come on, you are not only a sling, but also a waste material!" The fat man first cut a hole in Ling Feng's heart, and then took another bag of salt, tore it open, and sprinkled it on Ling Feng's wound.
Ling Feng was petrified in an instant, and then directly burst into a foul mouth: "I'm ****." A DJ, can you please stop complaining about me like this? Old friends usually ask for warmth when they see each other, how are you doing, how are you doing? How are you sleeping? Do you have a girlfriend? If not, do you want me to introduce you to one?"
"That's a nanny, not an old friend, the real old friend will only lose each other, understand? What is a bad friend? A friend who loses each other in person is a real friend, and I don't want to be your nanny. The fat man said angrily.
Ling Feng nodded and said, "Yes, that's right, it's really my friend!" "That's natural!" the fat man raised his eyebrows. "I said, fatty, what are you doing in our school, are you here to take care of your sister? Then you usually wait for your sister at the school gate, how can you wait for me!" Ling Feng said. A strange smile suddenly appeared on the fat man's face.
Ling Feng suddenly felt that the chrysanthemum was tight, as if there was a gust of yin wind drifting by, and roared angrily: "You TMD won't be gay! "It's okay, it's okay, it's a big deal, you're one, I'll be zero, how about it!" The fat man simply showed this weird smile to the end. "Fuck your uncle, there's no door. It's also one, zero, you don't say that you are both one and zero. "Ling Feng, you're making progress again!" said the fat man.
Ling Feng said, "Say to each other, what are you here for!"
"Come and see you and Liu Fubei, which class is the goddess in now!" the fat man showed a flattering smile to curry favor with Ling Feng. Ling Feng responded to the fat man with a disdainful look: "Which class, of course, is in the same class as me, you all say that I am a sling wire plus waste materials, of course I have to hang silk waste materials to the end!"
The fat man said with a dark face: "This is very sling, very waste, the goddess didn't promise to be your girlfriend!" "Of course........." Ling Feng paused, wanting to pretend to be forced in front of the fat man, but thinking about it, he would meet the goddess again later, in case the fat man asked again, wouldn't this be a pretend, but would be slapped in the face, Ling Feng thought about it or forget it, and said without confidence: "Of course not!"
"Haha!" the fat man smiled like a popcorn flower, and it was the kind of popcorn that exploded. ", believe it or not, I'm going to beat you!" Ling Feng said. "Believe!" said the fat man with a nod.
"The catkins are coming!" the fat man said, pointing to the oncoming catkins with a spring breeze on his face. "Come on, come on, will my family take care of you?fat man?" Ling Feng can already be the scene of the fat man being poured cold water!
"Catkins!" the fat man greeted.
"Oh, classmate Xu Jin! Hello, I'm going home to do my homework! And classmate Ling Feng, you have to take a good look at the key points I lent you in class! Try to be admitted to the same university as me!" Liu Fu smiled at Ling Fengyingying, the fat man was really like a statue soaked in rain, petrified, and shed tears.
The catkins left in this way, leaving two slings, and the lonely figure stood at the school gate.
Ling Feng walked over and patted the fat man on the shoulder and comforted, "It's okay, the goddess is ignoring you, and there are still friends!" "Get out! It's really uncomfortable to be ignored!" the fat man said with a sad face. "Just get used to it!" Ling Feng said with empathy as he shrugged his shoulders. "You still don't care like this!No wonder you don't have friends!" said the fat man. "Isn't there still you, my good friend!" "Get out!" said the fat man.
The fat man reorganized his mood and said, "Get in the car!"
"What the hell, you don't want to be me!" "you, am I that kind of person? Shouldn't old friends rub it first!" The fat man opened the car door and kicked Ling Feng into the car. "Since you're in for a treat, I'll decide the place. Ling Feng said with a smile.
"Okay, okay!"
The fat man inserted the key, started the engine, and drove the steering wheel with one hand and waved the other hand.
"Let's go to Qingjiang International Hotel! Lao Tzu is going to slaughter you severely!" Ling Feng said.
The fat man smiled deeply and said, "No problem! But I drove the car, and I could go wherever I wanted, and it was better to have a food stall, and there was no hotel door.........
Ling Feng naturally knew what the fat man was thinking......... Ling Feng is the successor of the anti-routine Dafa.
Ling Feng moved his buttocks, drilled from the back row to the front co-pilot's position, and said to the fat man: "Fat man, I didn't expect that you guy turned out to be a local tyrant!" Ling Feng kept smacking his lips and said, "I never expected it!"
"What do you know, this is called small hidden in the city, big hidden in the world. "I'm sorry, don't drag the essay for me, you are simply getting an axe in the class in front of the indistinguishable composition in Qingjiang City, do you know!" Ling Feng said.
"Okay, okay, great writer! I'm wrong, can't I do it?" "Fatty, by the way, aren't you under the age of eighteen? How did you get a driver's license?" Ling Feng asked puzzledly, the minor was caught driving, and the parents were in prison. The fat man smiled and said, "There is nothing in this world that money can't do, if there is, as far as you are concerned!" said the fat man. "Yes, I was wrong, I forgot that you are a rich second generation. Ling Feng said, "Isn't it the time to go to school?" "I've graduated!" said the fat man.
"Graduated?" Ling Feng asked, puzzled.
"Don't be so surprised, there's no money in the world that can't solve things!"
"Nima's, Lao Tzu wants to get off!"
"Don't, I'm kidding, if I'm really someone like that, why are you still playing with you!"
The car kept accelerating, and the landscape trees on the side of the road kept running backwards.........