5. Be a person
Gu Xiaoxi was stunned by Meng Shi's sudden "touching his head to kill", kicked him hard, turned around and ran away.
"Let Brother Li bring me a creamy mushroom pasta, I'm hungry."
Meng Shi shouted at Gu Xiaoxi, who was jumping like a rabbit.
The bar serves not only alcoholic beverages, but also staple drinks.
There is not much space in the store, and there are only six tables and a bartending bar where customers can sit.
Except for Gu Xiaoxi, who came to help during the summer vacation, there are usually three staff members in total.
Brother Li, the boss and chef and waiter, Wen Tong, bartender and waiter, Meng Shi, someone sings and waits when he orders a song.
"Brother Li! Meng Shi wants to eat creamy mushroom pasta! I'll do it! ”
Gu Xiaoxi finished his first year of high school after the summer vacation, and he was at the age of eccentric youth and liveliness, so in order not to call Uncle Meng Shi, he insisted on calling his uncle brother.
After her mother found out about this name, her mother rushed over and crackled and beat her.
But this girl just won't change.
In this regard, Meng Shi can only sigh that it is good to be young, and when she grows up in the future, her uncle is old, and it is a proper black history to mention this matter.
When the time comes, Brother Li will say, you will call me brother again.
This girl is going to find a crack in the ground to drill into.
"I didn't expect you to be this kind of person."
Qin Qingxue walked out of the kitchen with a bowl of fruit yogurt.
It turned out that she hadn't sent a text message back to Meng Shi, but she had already arrived at the store.
"What kind of person?" Meng Shi didn't understand what she meant.
"I've seen you touch Xiaoxi's head, perverted loli control."
Qin Qingxue habitually teased Meng Shi, according to what she knew about Meng Shi, whether he had thoughts about Gu Xiaoxi or not, he would start to defend himself in embarrassment.
But things didn't go the way she thought.
After Meng Shi sighed, he said: "This old aunt who is already running for three years, do you have any misunderstanding about Loli, Gu Xiaoxi is not decent except for his flat chest, where can he match Loli?" ”
Ben San?!
The flat chest is not like words??!
Meng Shi drove the hurricane to talk freely, and the splash damage caused the two women in the store to be stunned.
If he has something like a negative emotional system, this sentence can go straight to the well-off.
Without waiting for the two women to start going crazy, Meng Shi continued: "I originally wanted to pretend to like a woman older than myself, and fall in love with you, a rich woman who runs an entertainment company, and be a star, but now that you have seen through it, then I have a showdown, in fact, what I really like is a lively beautiful girl, you are like this... Forehead... Woo..."
After "Former Meng Shi" knew that Qin Qingxue had opened an entertainment company, a very bad idea popped up in his mind.
Young people will always not see themselves clearly, and at the same time, they will also sprout some bad thoughts from time to time.
It's not good to hold this thought in your heart.
Now Meng Shi treats this idea as a joke and tells it to the parties, which is comfortable.
Of course, the second half of this passage is not a joke, after all, who can not like a lively beautiful girl.
But this joke popped out of the freewheeling Meng Shi's mouth, and the critical damage was too high.
Even if Qin Qingxue knew that he was playing cheap, he still felt his head jumping.
Therefore, Qin Qingxue didn't give Meng Shi a complete output time, and directly stepped forward and forcibly used his elbow to lock his throat to control him.
Then he yelled in his ear: "It's a showdown, right, I like beautiful girls, right, what's wrong with a woman like me, you go on!" ”
This sister, who has always reminded herself to be an elegant woman and not to show her nouveau riche temperament, is on top.
Meng Shi's head was pinched by Qin Qingxue, so he could only bend over and lean on her, and there was a soft feeling on his cheeks, which made people very "painful".
But as a man, Meng Shi is very hard.
The bones are very hard.
"I'm going to put my words here today, even if you torture me with happy balls, I won't change my words! I just hate you as a woman with long breasts and thighs, beautiful looks, lots of hair, and intelligence. ”
Although Qin Qingxue didn't know what the happy ball was when Meng Shi was talking about, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but smile.
After letting go of his hand, he patted Meng Shi on the shoulder and said, "I look like you hate the most, I'm really sorry, since you hate me so much, then I have no reason to accept the song, find your beautiful girl." ”
Gu Xiaoxi, who pricked up his ears in the kitchen, is now very entangled.
Meng Shi first ridiculed her flat-chested, and then said that she likes beautiful girls, what does it mean?
No matter how old a woman is, she can't ignore the evaluation of herself by the opposite sex, whether she likes it or not.
Meng Shi was righteous and awe-inspiring: "Cuteness is not worth mentioning in the face of sexiness." ”
Qin Qingxue looked at Meng Shi with the most rigid expression, said the most cowardly words, and said with a smile: "It's too late to change your words now, brother." ”
Meng Shi is very real: "That's okay, I will always like an eighteen-year-old beautiful girl." ”
Gu Xiaoxi poked her head out of the kitchen and grinned to show her little tiger teeth: "I'm a sixteen-year-old beautiful girl." ”
Meng Shi glanced at her and said, "Airport, climb for you." ”
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Gu Xiaoxi threw the apron in his hand at Meng Shi fiercely.
"Gu Xiaoxi, if you dare to spit in my face, see if I will beat your ass into four petals." Meng Shi raised his hand to catch it, and threw it back, Gu Xiaoxi's hand was not caught, and the apron was covered on her face.
Gu Xiaoxi ripped off the apron covering his head, and became angry: "Will I spit in my face?" You're thinking about fart! ”
Faced with Gu Xiaoxi's vulgar words, Meng Shi was very indifferent: "You are the gold medal sales of Taofeng.com?" Not only to spit in the face, but also to fart? Gu Xi, I beg you to be a person. ”
And in the face of Meng Shi, who is not a good person, Gu Xiaoxi is closed.
"You're just going to be a person, face in... Is it human talk? ”
Qin Qingxue hammered Meng Shi's shoulder heavily, curled the hair that had fallen from his sideburns behind his ears, and said with a smile: "I didn't find out that you were so poor before, and how did you cut your hair, last time I took you to get your hair, didn't you refuse to cut it short." ”
The fundamental reason why Meng Shi cut off his hair is that he has a long fever in the summer.
He still has a lot of hair, and he can't dry it after washing for a long time, and he is annoyed to death.
And Meng Shi felt that his long hair was not as handsome as his inch, and his long hair looked too girly.
However, before, he regarded his hair as heavier than his life, and the reason for "hot" was naturally difficult to say.
"I'm out of love, I'm going to shave my ordination, I was afraid that my hair was so long that I would be sent to a nunnery, so I shaved my head too much."
Meng Shi continued to talk nonsense, anyway, he didn't want to maintain the image of a little milk dog in front of Qin Qingxue.
Qin Qingxue couldn't bear it when she heard that she was sent to the nunnery, and she almost blurted out a sentence, but Gu Xiaoxi's lesson was in front of her.
So she could only swallow this sentence stiffly, and then snorted, indicating that the old lady believed in your evil.