25, miserable on stage

"You must have scolded me."

"I'm so stupid, really, I'll take my wallet with you early in the morning as a tool."

"Is there any smoke?"

"Did you cut off your hair when you were bald, I saw that your hair was as long as a woman in the first few videos."

"Buy a pack."

"Get out! I want to smoke and buy it myself! ”

The two drank the beef broth with cigarettes in their mouths.

Meng Shi took Xiao Jue and walked back along the river embankment, and from time to time, the two of them attacked each other with the donkey's lips and the horse's mouth.

The friendship between men is very simple, whether they are real buddies or not, they all know it in their hearts.

There are not so many bells and whistles, no matter how long you haven't seen each other, as long as you take a sip of wine and hook each other's shoulders and back, you are good brothers again.

If one day it really gets to the point of being polite, it's basically over.

Meng Shi walked in front of Xiao Jue, with his hands behind his back, buns and soy milk in white plastic bags hanging on his index fingers, swaying, humming in his mouth, "I'm standing in the city tower and watching the mountain..."

Xiao Jue followed behind Meng Shi, looking at his graceful appearance, he couldn't help but say, "What are you doing in Sijiu City......

Xiao Jue swallowed the second half of the sentence, "How do you look like my second uncle?"

Otherwise, with Meng Shi's character, it is estimated that he will be two generations shorter out of thin air.

"Didn't you watch the video I uploaded yesterday?" Meng Shi stopped the empty city plan that he was humming in his mouth.

Xiao Jue felt that he was following behind Meng Shi, inexplicably like a grandson.

He took two quick steps and stood side by side with Meng Shi, "I read your pinned comment, but the video you said hadn't been sent out when I went out, so I guess it's still under review." ”

It shouldn't have been so long.

"Oh, I forgot to post."

Meng Shi then remembered that he was crazy last night and forgot to release it.

"Do you know how many people are waiting to see this video? You forgot to post! ”

Meng Shi naturally knew that there were many people waiting, after all, not everyone believed in him like Xiao Jue.

After all, Meng Shi's image of shirt and long hair in the first few cover videos is too different from the image of the vest and pants in that video.

But I forgot what I could do.

"Do you know how many people you killed last night? I stared at the forum all night, and as of the time I went out, there were already more than 500 accounts in the posts of that collection. ”

This thing is starting to get angry.

When Meng Shi heard the word Ren Tu, he sighed, as if he had figured out a big problem, and said: "It turns out that when you saw me, you called me Brother Ren Tu, and I heard it as Ren Tuxiong at that time, hahaha." ”

Xiao Jue felt that his heart was so tired, "I'll tell you about things that can be recorded in the history of the beep station, big brother, can you react a little more normally?" ”

"These people are jumping so much in my comment area, if I don't kill them, will I keep them for the New Year?"

Meng Shi's attitude towards this matter was very casual, and it was not a big deal, and his anger disappeared after he reported it.

Even Meng Shi felt a little sad for them now.

In reality, when you encounter something, you shrink your head, rely on your brain to make up for false rumors on the Internet, and incarnate a moral giant to attack with heavy punches, which is really pitiful.

But don't really say it, contact the online customer service of the beep station later, and directly take screenshots of the report page by page, so that the customer service can directly come to the comment area to kill, which is indeed a bit of a pit killing.

After tasting it, it feels good.

Meng Shi took Xiao Jue upstairs and found that his mother hadn't gotten up yet, so he put the buns and soy milk in a conspicuous place.

When I entered the room and turned on the computer, when I entered the background of the beep station, I saw a system message - "The review has been passed, waiting to be released"

Meng Shi thought for a moment and asked Xiao Jue, who was standing behind him, "You said that how many people will watch this video?" ”

Xiao Jue thought for a moment, "At least there can be hundreds of thousands of views, originally the matter was just spread among the fans of the heroine, but you washed the comment area in the blood last night, and it is estimated that there will be more people to watch." ”

Users of the beep station can be said to be more disgusted with the UP main deletion and control comments, so like Meng Shi, he said in the top that everyone was reported by me, and it is estimated that it is really the first time.

"It's going to be high, right?"

Meng Shi deleted the original title, and then started to play a new title - "JOJO's Wonderful Music, 30 pieces of a song, hehe~"

Then copy the title and keep Ctrl+V in the introduction until you reach the upper limit.

Xiao Jue was a little puzzled when he looked at Meng, and then saw the comment area densely packed with hehe~, everyone was stupid, "What is this?" Why can't I understand it? ”

The university went to Keeling.

Then she was brought a mouthful of slag-flavored Mandarin, and every time she went home, she was forced by her mother to change.

Now it is naturally revealed in a hurry, and the Northeast dialect of this product has overwhelmed the native dialect.

"Isn't it going to be high in playback, I'll advertise the BGM in the video."

Meng Shilazi's video cut to promote "JOJO's Wonderful Music".

Now, of course, we have to take advantage of the heat to forcibly push a wave, at least to leave an impression on the onlookers, and earn back the money from registration.

Xiao Jue pulled his hair in pain.

"Now you should sell badly!"

"First of all, in this video introduction and comment area, I will talk about the psychological trauma I was subjected to by online violence, and last night's crazy report was an excesse, to win the sympathy of the people who eat melons, and to ease the current tense situation."

"Then shoot another video, review the whole thing, and finally donate the proceeds of the two videos, so that after a series of actions, you can at least stand firm in the beep station!"

"Now you're here with me, hehe? Advertise? You're sick, aren't you? ”

Xiao Jue has been beepping since junior high school, although he is only an audience, he has his own understanding of how to attract attention.

"Hey, Jiaojun deserves to be a top student in the Department of Philosophy."

After listening to his words, Meng Shi decisively gave him a thumbs up, and then clicked on his hand to confirm the release while he was not paying attention.

"What does selling miserable have to do with philosophy?"

No, I'm not in the philosophy department.

Well?

The fucking point has gone off the rails again!

Without waiting for Xiao Jue to come to his senses, Meng Shi had already begun to answer the logical relationship between misery and philosophy,

"Selling badly on the Internet and talent shows is, of course, a philosophical problem."

"First of all, after the story of the miserable sale, you only know that what he said is miserable, but whether this thing is true or not, this is not certain, because you don't know if he is lying."

"So until you really understand the truth of the matter, you never know if he is really miserable, but across the Internet, it is difficult for you to verify."

"Therefore, this kind of miserable selling, that is, it may be really miserable, or it may just be pretending to be miserable, which is called selling miserable on the stage, and real miserable and pretending to be miserable exist at the same time."

"This chaotic relationship between truth and pretense is philosophy."

"You get the idea."

"Oh, that's ......"

Xiao Jue's face hurt.

Why am I telling this thing about this, isn't it good to let him die?