"You asked my mom to enroll me in cram school! You traitor! ”

This twelve-year-old girl, Danfeng's eyes are about to turn into almond eyes.

Hearing this, Meng Shi finally knew why her nose was not a nose and her eyes were not eyes.

Like Meng Shi, Yu will come to live at the house of his grandparents, that is, Uncle Meng Shi, for a period of time during the summer vacation, which is a fine tradition.

Meng Shi played with Brother Nian when he was in elementary school, and when Yu was four or five years old, Meng Shi took her to play.

The little girl is very clingy, and sometimes she wakes up in the middle of the night crying to find her uncle.

The relationship between the two should not be too close.

Even if I haven't seen him for a few years, the fish has to ask my mother several times a year, "When will my little uncle come back?" ”

Mom always says, next year.

Next year and next year, without my uncle's summer vacation, the fish passed for five years.

On the day of Grandpa's funeral, Yu saw the person he remembered in his heart.

He grew taller, wore a white cloth hat on his head, his face was pale, and he pursed his lips and said nothing to her, except for coughing.

So the fish stopped talking to him, and went home that night.

When her mother came home, she told her that her uncle was very sick, and she regretted it and begged her mother to take her to see her uncle.

But then my mother said, "He said to sign you up for a few cram schools, and you will be obedient, and you will go to Mr. Tian's class tomorrow." ”

The fish were stupid at the time, and the little uncle who was running around with her on his back betrayed her.

After the first day of cram school, Yu saw the travel photos sent by his friends, and wrote in his diary angrily: My youth is over, and it will be over in the summer when I was seven years old.

How did Meng Shi know that a little girl of this age had a thousand knots in her heart, and thought that she just didn't want to go to cram school.

So he smiled and said, "Don't be angry, my uncle will take you to record a song, and sell it all for you as a dowry." ”

The old man's granddaughter has a set of courtyard houses as a dowry, and don't expect this fish.

He is a salted fish, he has no desire to make money, he just wants to do something he likes, and he shakes his head and tail freely.

But if he wants to get a fish, he can do it.

Qiao had just spoken with Yu in the Hezhou dialect, and when she heard Meng Shi singing, she hurriedly said, "Lose it!" Five miles to shake the fruit! (Uncle!) I'm going to sing too! ）

Her face turned red as soon as she finished speaking.

Because her grandparents couldn't understand Hezhou dialect, her mother asked her to speak Qingshui dialect here, otherwise she would be spanked.

She fouled.

THE GIRL SAID IN QINGSHUI WITH A BARBECUE ACCENT, "JOJO, YOU HIT MY ASS." ”

Then he stretched out his little hand and pinched it with his thumb and forefinger, "Be a little lighter." ”

Meng Shi was amused, came over and rubbed her little head, and said in the Hezhou dialect: "Diao Di can also speak the bridge, so you don't have to spank the ass." ”

"Wow~ Diu Di is the same as the bridge, and everything will be!"

The girl felt that she was amazing, she could say anything, but she didn't expect Didi to be the same as her.

Qiao knew that he didn't have to be spanked, so he was immediately happy, and opened his little hand to jump on Meng Shi's body.

The fish snorted, pulled the bridge behind her, and whispered in her ear, "Don't call uncle, he's a bad person!" ”

Meng Shi couldn't help but smile bitterly when he saw her like this, this is considered self-inflicted, who made him owe.

"It's my uncle's mistake, let's not go to cram school."

I can't help my niece feel distressed by herself, so let's coax it.

If Gu Xiaoxi saw Meng Shi like this, he would probably jump up and scold the street.

"Really?" The fish is in good spirits at once, and the little girl's emotions come and go quickly.

"Of course it's true."

Meng Shi still has this face with Sister Lin.

The fish cheered for a moment, then thought of something, and his expression became very tangled.

The bridge climbed onto her back and she twisted and threw herself onto the bed.

Meng Shi looked at her like this, and didn't know what happened to her.

It's too hard to guess what a little girl thinks at this age.

saw a carton of Wangzi milk in the corner of the room, and it was estimated that Brother Nian specially bought the two sisters.

So he went over and opened it, divided a bottle for each of them, and then opened a bottle himself, took a sip, and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Meng Shi adheres to the principle of asking if you don't understand, not guessing.

Yu took the milk and felt that he couldn't easily forgive Meng Shi.

Otherwise, it would be useless to ask and scold, so she looked at Meng Shi who was drinking milk and asked, "Uncle, can I scold you?" ”

"Scold." Meng Shi nodded generously.

"Really?! Won't you be angry? "The fish is eager to try.

"You have to know that I am your uncle, some things that scold me are equal to scolding yourself can't be said, and others are scolded casually, and my uncle is definitely not angry."

Although it's not right to scold, the fish is probably angry these days, and it's nothing to vent.

And what can a twelve-year-old girl scold?

It's nothing more than a stupid uncle, you're a stinky puppy or something.

Is this an insult? It's coquettishness.

Meng Shi raised his head to drink milk, and at the same time waved his hand to signal that the fish could start.

The fish coughed twice, made a fan, squinted at Meng Shi, and slowly spit out three words: "You second/shoot!" ”

Burst!

Meng Shi squirted out a mouthful of milk in his mouth.

He was choked and coughed a few times, and without waiting for his breath to go well, he stared at the fish and said word by word: "Who taught you!" ”

"Sister Jiezi taught!"

Seeing Meng Shi's eyes that he was about to kill, the fish immediately recruited, this is also a little traitor.

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At six o'clock in the evening, Lu Jiajia and Qin Qingxue said goodbye.

Took a taxi to the train station.

Her original plan was to shoot a big travel vlog before going to college.

In the plan, she plans to go to Shangdu, a bustling metropolis like Sijiu City, and then try the local dishes of Suzhou and Hangzhou, especially the vinegar fish of West Lake.

Then go to the coast to see those rainy towns, see the beauty of the south, and find local specialties.

But Meng Shi's appearance disrupted her "journey to the south".

Now she has decided to use River State as the starting point for her "journey to the south".

Lu Jiajia opened Station B and found that the apology news she posted the day before yesterday had not yet lit up when she circled Meng.

This means that Meng Shi has not yet released her from the blacklist.

Opening the edit, she wrote another post and sent it out.

[The earth is vast, the ancient road is vast, the mountains and rivers are impermanent, and the double sword is the oar. The second season of "Thorn Qin" will be launched the day after tomorrow, and I am looking forward to raising my claws! 】

This is the price she paid for mixing with Qin Qingxue for a long time and listening to 50,000 songs of "Hero", and put an advertisement on the beep station.

Although the popularity of "Thorn Qin" is very high, no matter how small the mosquito's legs are, they are still meat.

"The earth is vast, the ancient roads are vast, the mountains and rivers are impermanent, and the double sword is the oar"

"Into the tiger's den to explore the field, look up to the sky and don't look back"

……

"The dark night is boundless, and it is inevitable to be lonely and broken"

"Don't forget the oath, who is the king of kings"

Lu Jiajia is still echoing in her mind now, the beginning of "Assassination Qin" that Qin Qingxue showed her.

"What kind of person are you?"

Lu Jiajia cut a trumpet, and then found that Meng Shi had updated a dynamic.

[@闪光的大脑门, the standard ending is not used like this, you should use this (link)]

A video was also reposted in the feed.

Lu Jiajia watched the video and found that the BGM used in the video was "The Wonderful Music of JOJO" that Meng Shi had copied countless times in the title and synopsis before.

"It turns out that BGM is called the standard ending? That's not a bad name. ”

Lu Jiajia watched the video forwarded by Meng Shi and clicked on the link casually.

The webpage on the mobile phone jumped to the knight trading network of the music association.

"JOJO's Wonderful Music 2"

Authorization: 30 yuan

"I ......"

What kind of name is this?

The moment she saw this name, Lu Jiajia had the urge to drop her phone.