"There is a bus to Shangdu in the afternoon."

But as long as there is a bunch of foreshadowing in front of you, you can't escape a but.

Meng Shi tried to kill this directly, and then sent Lu Jia away.

However, Lu Jia didn't eat him.

"Why can you drive an eighteen-year-old beautiful girl away so naturally?"

She held her cheek with one hand and rolled her eyes at Meng Shi pretentiously... Throwing a wink?

Canvas shoes, gray linen trousers, black T-shirt, thick eyebrows and high nose bridge, a mantle, and two pimples on the forehead.

Her current image takes off her shoes and picks her feet, which is more suitable than throwing flattering eyes.

This action is really deliberately disgusting.

Meng Shi looked at her with a look of disgust.

Lu Jiamei threw her eyes, and then looked at Meng Shi's expression, she was happy.

With the phone screen locked, she quickly used the gesture photo function to capture a big close-up of Meng Shi's disgusted face.

Then open the P-chart software and start adding text on top of this close-up.

Soon, she shook the good picture on Meng Shi's side-

In the photo, Meng Shi squinted at the camera with a pouted mouth, full of disgust, and below is a line of Lu Jiajia's words "Lao Tzu loves you so much".

This emoji is good, although the disgusting face doesn't look welcome, but with this line of words there is an inexplicable sense of humor.

Of course, the most critical generation has risen by one generation.

Meng Shi re-made the expression he had just made, and squinted at Lu Jia, "Lao Tzu loves you so much." ”

Lu Jiale responded: "Lao Tzu loves you too." ”

So the two completed a wave of "friendly" interaction.

In recent years, "love you" has become a swear word, and men and women will come when they open their mouths, and they will find someone to reason.

"You quickly release me from the blacklist, I'm going to put this picture in the dynamic and circle you."

Meng Shi took out his mobile phone and handed it to her, saying, "Get it yourself." ”

watched her send out the photo, and at the same time @孟时.

Meng Shi understood her operation and intentions.

She really didn't come alone, and the previous trip to Hezhou was posted on the beep station.

Now put this photo on it, how many people should know that she came to Meng, and tens of millions of netizens accompanied her.

Meng Shi originally wanted to call the old man, but now looking at her operation, he dispelled this idea.

It is not unreasonable for her family to let her come out with confidence.

Lu Jia is smart.

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Ten minutes by car.

After passing through the not open field, we arrived at Yaoshan Village.

When Meng Shi parked the car in front of Brother Nian's door, Lu Jiajia was concentrating on operating her mobile phone.

Meng Shi turned off the car and pulled the handbrake.

Only then did she raise her head and ask, "Arrived?" ”

"Hmm." Meng Shi answered, then pulled the back door of the car, and carried her small suitcase to Brother Nian's house.

"Meng Shi is back!"

As soon as he entered the door, he heard a fish shout.

The fish was beaten up for saying those "three words", and he recorded "Dedicated to the Broken Ending Song" for almost an hour with tears in his eyes, and now he is losing his temper and not calling him uncle.

Meng Shi has a headache, a girl of this age is too difficult to guess, and she has made a bad female hooligan netizen, which is really annoying.

Sister Jiezi, let me find you, and I don't have your good fruit to eat.

Meng Shi muttered in his heart, but people didn't apply through his friends, so he didn't know where to start.

"Meng Sifei is here~"

This is Qiao repeating her sister's words, and among the three words she has learned so far, Qingshui is the worst.

The little girl liked Meng Shi, and when she saw him come back, she ran out with her hands outstretched.

Meng Shi stretched out his hand and picked her up, hugged her in his arms, and then saw a bunch of people sitting in the room.

Grandma, the third aunt, the sister-in-law, Sister Lin, and the fish that was babbling just now, everyone looked at him with burning eyes...... To be exact, he looked at Lu Jiajia behind him.

Lu Jiajia held a SLR in his hand, followed behind Meng Shi, and looked down at the interaction between Meng Shi and the bridge in the frame, without noticing anything unusual.

Meng Shi turned sideways.

Because there is a small kitchen at the back of the house, and a curtain is hung outside the house, the lighting in the house is not very good, and they are all backlit.

At the moment when Meng Shi turned sideways, four generations of women in the house appeared in her viewfinder, and the picture was like a horror movie.

Lu Jiajia was taken aback, she raised her head for no reason, and looked at Meng Shi with a puzzled gaze, what was the situation?!

Meng Shi looked at her playfully, then patted the bridge and said with a smile: "Call Auntie." ”

"Auntie." The bridge shouted obediently.

The little girl is now the most standard Mandarin, and the two words are called a word that is round and dry, neat and crisp.

With the sound of the bridge's aunt, except for Meng Shi and the bridge in his arms, everyone else in the room was momentarily stunned.

Lu Jia brought a lipstick-style anti-wolf spray in her bag, learned the matching anti-wolf flirtatious feet, and posted a dynamic in the car to inform fans of the itinerary.

She feels like she's in control, and what stands out is steadiness.

Anti-wolf spray and flirting with yin feet, you can't even eat the loss in front of you.

But Aunt Qiao, she was blindfolded.

There is a cute little girl called aunt, is this taking advantage or suffering?

During the time when Meng Shi went to Qingshui to pick up Lu Jia, the third aunt and sister-in-law who gathered just now only heard Meng Lin say in an ambiguous tone that Meng Shi would have a "female colleague" come over to play for a few days, so they waited here to see the "female colleague".

But who would have thought that my aunt over there would be called.

The sister-in-law, who was sitting next to Grandma, stood up directly.

The third aunt pulled her to tell her not to scare people, and then pulled Sister Lin to ask.

The three of them put their heads together and muttered, not knowing what they were talking about.

Grandma's ears are not good, and she only sees a sudden agitation in the house.

She couldn't hear anything, she could only look at her grandson, then at her two daughters who were excited, and at her granddaughter, trying to see something in their faces, or someone could tell her what was going on.

Who is the girl behind her grandson?

But no one paid attention to her at this moment.

The bridge was in Meng Shi's arms, and his round eyes looked at the messy elders in the house, which felt very funny.

Then he rolled his eyes and shouted to Lu Jia again, "Aunt~"

With a coquettish little tail, it's sweet.

Qiao said Uncle again, which really broke Lu Jia's mentality.

A little girl opened her mouth and called her aunt, especially when there was a room of people who looked like Meng Elder staring at her, chattering in a dialect she didn't understand at all.

Lu Jia is an eighteen-year-old girl who has not yet gone to college, although her mind is very mature and her family's education is also excellent, but where have she seen this.

Suddenly, his face turned red.

Meng Shi felt that Ma Wei had almost given him, and if this atmosphere continued, Lu Jia would probably run away.

So, he knocked on the little brain of the bridge, and said with a straight face: "Uncle said that Kuma is not an aunt, and the bridge is wrong." ”

Aunt? Kuma?

Qiao looked at Meng Shi with a tangled expression, his big eyes blinking.

Long... Uncle... Long... JO… JO

She tried to sort out the difference and pronunciation of the two words herself.

Then I found that my brain was a little unable to turn, and my tongue was about to be knotted.

"JOJO~ It's too difficult, Liao!"

The little girl was coquettish, buried her head in Meng Shi's arms, and pretended to be an ostrich.

Lu Jia was very disdainful of Meng Shi's behavior of dumping the little girl.

Then decisively kept up with Meng Shi's rhythm, she gently pulled the ponytail of the bridge, and when the bridge poked her head out, she squeezed a smile:

"Are you called Joe? My name is... Kuma, you can call me Sister Kuma. ”

Then she greeted them one by one according to the age of the people present: "Grandma is good, aunt is good, sister is good, sister is good, my name is Lu Jiajia, screen name... Kuma. ”

Meng Shi watched her tangled and said her screen name Jiuma, and couldn't help laughing.

"Uh-huh."

Under the gaze of a room full of people, Meng Shi swallowed his saliva and explained what he had thought of before:

"I met her grandfather when I was in Sijiu City, and this time she graduated from high school and went on a trip, knowing that our family was renovating the old house, and the city baby had never seen the world, so I thought about coming and taking a video."

He said this mainly to Sister Lin.

The subtext is - this is a girl who has just graduated from high school, and the nonsense you hear is really just a joke, so don't make up for it and spread rumors.

Meng Shi put down the bridge, then walked in, squatted beside his grandmother, took her hand, and said loudly: "Grandma! I'll take her to the old house to have a look! ”

"Go, go."

Grandma patted Meng Shi's hand, and then glared at the two daughters.

What the old lady thought in her heart was: Well, take someone to see the old house, what are you doing, the old house is not good!

The third aunt and sister-in-law were inexplicably stared at by Grandma.

The old lady has a bad heart, so let it be.

The old lady is still the rarest of this grandson whose parents have divorced since he was a child and he hasn't seen him for a few years, what should I do, let's go with it.

Meng Shi didn't know that his position in this big family was now very important.

After he finished speaking, he grabbed a handful of early peanuts that the uncle had dug up, put them in his pocket, and beckoned to Lu Jia again, "Aren't you going to shoot materials?" Let's go. ”

Lu Jia nodded to the elders in the room as if she was amnesty, and followed Meng Shi through the back door.

As soon as he went out, without waiting for Lu Jia to get mad, Meng Shi smiled first: "Call me Sister Jiuma, hahaha, this name is much stronger than I am the heroine, I suggest changing the name immediately." ”

"I'll change Nima!" Lu Jia was angry and fragrant, and his upbringing was thrown away.

Meng Shi pondered for a moment, "Isn't Nima rude?" You're not a girl, are you? ”

"I..." Lu Jia was so angry that she didn't want to speak.

"Okay, okay, let's stop playing, I know you can't talk nonsense."

Lu Jia knew what Meng Shi was referring to, but was a little unconvinced, "Who let you turn on the hands-free by yourself." ”

Meng Shi paused, then turned around from the persimmon tree, and led Lu Jia along a small ditch by the bamboo forest to the top.

"It was Qin Qingxue who called, she came to me to talk about buying songs, I thought it was normal to be surprised, and then as soon as she opened her mouth, a girl just came to the store to look for you, she said that she was pregnant with your child, and my brother-in-law almost didn't roll off the roof at that time."

Lu Jia imagined that picture for a moment, grabbed her ball head, and a good tutor made her feel a little overplayed.

When these words came out, it was not good for either Meng Shi or herself, so she chose to apologize: "I'm sorry, I didn't have a brain to speak at the time." ”

Then she remembered that her grandfather had said that the three words sorry were the palest, thought for a while, and said, "This time, the videos I shot here are all posted on your account." ”

But after apologizing, she thought of what Meng Shi said, "let her live".

Wrong! This thing is obviously more fun than anyone else!

Meng Shi stopped under a chestnut tree, looked at Lu Jia, and said, "You wish I died?" ”

"Huh?" Lu Jia didn't understand Meng Shi's words a little.

She felt that Meng Shi was playing some bad idea again, and said angrily: "I'm making you a fan!" ”

Meng Shi looked up and saw a squirrel jumping from the camphor tree next to him to the chestnut tree, wagging his furry tail, squatting in the treetops, and looking down.

He took a peanut out of his pocket and threw it on.

At this time, the peanuts are still half a month away, which is the best harvest time, so they are not full.

This kind of peanut is called "shriveled" and "mid-empty" in the old saying of Sijiu City.

Compared with the crispy taste of ripe peanuts, there is a different flavor in the middle of the air - it is tender and sweet.

Such a sweet peanut also means that it is lighter than a ripe peanut, so the peanut flies halfway and starts to fall.

"Boom", the falling peanut fell on the forehead of Lu Jia, who looked up at the squirrel.

The squirrel, who admired the bewildering behavior of humans, tilted its head, flicked its soft tail, and jumped into the bamboo forest with a twist.

Lu Jia looked at Meng Shi faintly.

Meng Shi casually took out a few peanuts from his pocket and stuffed them into her hands.

At the same time, he suddenly lost interest in explaining to Lu Jia, "Why is it to find death by posting her video on his account".

If you love it, just send it, isn't it just a matter of "killing" more people, after posting a video, Lu Jiajia will know the consequences.

waved his hand and said smoothly: "Okay, then I thank you for your kindness." ”

"Do you see that field?" Meng Shi's hand circled a field behind the bamboo forest.

Lu Jia followed his hand and looked over, only to find that behind the bamboo forest was a large field.

The position of Meng Shi's finger is a rice field, golden in color, very conspicuous in a green peanut field.

Meng Shi used the tone of the pond owner, I want the whole world to know that this fish pond has been contracted by you, and said, "That piece of land is given to you." ”

This piece of land is seven points, and the grandfather left it, and after the harvest next month, this land will be redistributed to the owner.

However, Meng Shi planned to rent it.

"Huh? Give it to me? Lu Jia didn't keep up with Meng Shi's train of thought this time.

"As a thank you for giving me a drain, I gave you that piece of land, including the rice above, so that your fans may really pay attention to me when they see me giving you gifts."

Meng Shi said very sincerely.

But Lu Jiajia felt that he must not be at ease, "No, no, this is too precious." ”

"More than 300 yuan a year, is it valuable?"

"More than three hundred a year?" Lu Jia couldn't believe it.

In the past, the second uncle calculated that the land rent for Meng Shi was 400 catties of rice per acre, but now the purchase price of hybrid rice is 1.4 yuan per catty, and it really doesn't cost much to rent it for a year.

"Look, I'll give you a piece of land, but it's actually worth only a few hundred yuan, and you can also experience harvesting rice, isn't this series of themes very explosive?"

"It seems to be oh, but ......" Lu Jia was a little moved, but he still felt that something was wrong.

"In this way, if you don't want to go, do me another favor, I have a friend who wants to be the UP master, but hesitating, he is your fan, you help me persuade him."

"What video is he going to make?"

"It's just a simple dance, and you dance with him."

"I'll see what kind of dance it is." Lu Jia was a little moved.

"Okay!" Meng Shi has no opinion.