October 1 is the third day of the ninth lunar month.

Yesterday, Meng Shi took the two girls and Liu Xia back to Yaoshan for a day, and today took them to play with their grandmother's house "Zhilu Island" with their mother Comrade Xia Qin.

The old man was quite resentful of the two months of summer vacation, when Meng Shi only stayed with her for a few days and then ran back to Yaoshan.

So Meng Shi could only promise her that he would accompany her to the "Taimu Mountain" in the next city tomorrow to worship the Buddha.

Originally, the day my grandmother chose was the birthday of Guanyin on September 19, but Meng Shi really couldn't stay until that day.

After worshipping the Buddha tomorrow, No. 3 and Yang Yi met in Yaoshan Mountain, and they went up.

At nine o'clock in the evening, Meng Shi lay on the beach, calculating the itinerary in his heart.

The three children, who saw the sea for the first time, forgot the workbook of a school bag, ran excitedly on the beach for a day, exhausted their physical strength, ate dinner, took a bath, fell asleep on the bed.

"In September, the cold dew is the festival, the frost is the air, and the mountain is the hexagram."

After ten o'clock, his uncle Xia Chengcai left his wife after finishing the list in his hand, sat on the beach with Meng Shi and drank beer, and after showing two easy sentences, he asked, "Did the old man pass it to you?" ”

Meng Shi lay on his back and looked at the stars, and said with a smile, "Uncle, you're forced to sell seafood barbecue, let's not talk about this." ”

Xia Cheng can write a good calligraphy, can play suona, play erhu, understand the heavenly stems and earth branches, the five elements of gossip, and can sing longevity, short life, and premature death...... and so on dozens of sacrifices to the way of death.

However, there is no use for eggs.

In the funeral industry, he was beaten on the ground by those who played Western music, engaged in waist drum formation, danced, sang, and even undressed and jumped.

Xia Chengcai scolded with a smile, "Scolding people is not short, I am not good at brains, I am not good at learning art, plus bad luck, Liang Zaigong is true learning, when I was apprenticed to learn art, the master recited a mantra, called, 'Yin and Yang are difficult to be poor, two to return to the hometown of one nineteen palaces, if you can reach the Yin and Yang principle, heaven and earth are in the palm of your hand', you have learned to push the Heavenly Stem Discipline, you don't learn it easily, you don't understand the Yin and Yang Theory, it's just an empty shelf to bluff people. ”

Meng Shi said, "Let's not talk about this. ”

Xia Chengcai said, "When Zhuge Liang, the prime minister of Ji Han Tianshu, lit the seven-star lamp in Wuzhang Yuan, borrowed it from the sky for 12 years, and continued the Han Dynasty for 300 years. ”

In this world, Zhuge Liang's final ending is not "the sky, how thin I am", but the most turbulent more than 300 years in the history of leading Ji and Han to dominate China.

Therefore, some classics that should have been destroyed during the period of the Five Hu and Sixteen Kingdoms have been handed down, including what Xia Chengcai said.

Led by the Qiangua - "Dry is the sky".

And the Gen hexagram is the first - "like clouds out of the mountain".

The two focus on different things.

However, what Xia Chengcai said about the seven-star lantern is just a wild history performance.

According to the official history, Zhuge Liang reduced his diet and pretended to be sick, deceived him to set up an ambush, and led Sima Yi, the best defender of Wei, to take the initiative to attack and kill him.

Before Sima Yi died, he looked up to the sky and shouted, "I can expect to live, but I can't expect to die!" ”

After Sima Yixing fell to Wuzhang Yuan, Zhuge Liang went out of Qishan, recovered the Central Plains, supported the Han Dynasty, and Ji Han returned to the old capital - that is, Luoyang, the original capital of the Han Dynasty.

Meng Shi said, "People's energy is limited, there is no immortal bone in this life, even if I encounter a true immortal, I am impetuous, and I can't study it." ”

Xia Chengcai raised his head and drank half a bottle of beer dry, and sighed, "This is going to break." ”

Meng Shi said, "After the National Day, Yaoshan will set up a language protection group, local culture and dialect survey, collection of synchronous conduct, I talked with Liang Zai Ah Gong yesterday, he replied to use the way of images, to keep what you understand, put it on the website of the language protection project." ”

Xia Chengcai was stunned for a minute and said, "The law does not pass on the six ears, and the good is ......."

He raised his hand and pointed to the sea in front of him.

From ancient times to the present, there are too many things that would rather be brought into a coffin than passed on to outsiders.

Meng Shi said, "One kind of rice raises a hundred kinds of people, some people are more stubborn the older they get, and some people are more open-minded the older they are, and the Tao is different." ”

Xia Chengcai asked, "Can I help with the matter of Yaoshan?" ”

In fact, Xia Chengcai is really the best assistant to assist Liangzai Ah Gong, first of all, he understands easy reasoning, and secondly, his Mandarin is standard and his eloquence is good.

If he participated, Liang Zai Ah Gong could record only one dialect, and then he would record another version of Mandarin.

But this ministry must be long, Liangzai Ah Gong is more than eighty years old this year, although his body is tough and his energy is not bad, but where is the knowledge accumulated in a lifetime in a few months or a year, it can be sorted out.

Meng Shi sat up, handed him a cigarette, and said, "Let's look at it again......

Xia Chengcai finally stopped talking about that, he lit a cigarette, and the smoke that he slowly exhaled was blown away by the sea breeze, and said, "Your mother has been less talkative and hard-mouthed since she was a child, but she is soft-hearted and thinks a lot, since you are back now, you will be more stable in the future and be more considerate of her." ”

Meng Shi nodded.

Xia Chengcai said, "How about my uncle introduce you to a partner, the custodian is a good girl from the fishing family,

Your kid can be regarded as inheriting all the advantages of your parents' appearance, and you should have the ability to fan a girl without a bride price. ”

Meng Shi smiled, "Does the girl have a courtyard house as a dowry?" ”

Xia Chengcai's question mark face.

Meng Shi shook his head and said, "I want to stay here for the elderly, but someone gave me 20 million to make a movie, which was a grumpy criticism, I agreed, if I suddenly don't get it, she should kill me and sink me into the sea to feed the fish." ”

Xia Chengcai's hand holding the cigarette touched Meng Shi's forehead, "I don't have a fever, what nonsense is there, it's not necessary to brag to my uncle." ”

Meng Shi said, "Today my girl group debuted. ”

Xia Chengcai realized that there was something wrong with his thinking, and said, "Well, if your uncle talks to your mother, you are still young, and you will fool around for a few more years." ”

Meng Shi said, "Last month she went to the Bird's Nest to listen to me sing. ”

“……”

Xia Chengcai quietly put his hand behind his back, pinched the middle line of his ring finger with his big finger, pressed his ring finger belly on the thumb nail to cover the nail, and bent his little finger on the flat ring finger, while his mouth opened and closed slightly.

"I don't believe you asked her." Meng Shi lowered his head and took out his mobile phone, and when he looked up, he saw a middle finger rapidly enlarged in front of his eyes, and then poked at his eyebrows.

"Whew~" Meng Shi wailed and was poked down by a finger.

Five minutes later, Xia Chengcai hung up the call with Xia Qin with a painful face.

After Meng Shi was poked on the finger, he called Xia Qin shamelessly and said, my uncle, your brother, he beat me!

Xia Qin, who got rid of the habit of shutting down her sleep, received a complaint call from this "big baby" and looked confused.

After the mother and son hugged and cried, Xia Qin felt as if she was beginning to experience Meng Shi's "childhood" again.

This time, she adhered to the principle of "if you are happy, I will be happy", and changed the education method of "what do you think about first, is it wrong for you", and did not ask "why did he beat you", but directly asked Xia Chengcai, "Why are you beating my son?" ”

Xia Chengcai hung up the phone and stopped talking, saying, "What do you want to do......"

He wanted to complain about Meng Shi's childish behavior, and felt that Meng Shi's doing this was good for Xia Qin's psychological condition.

"What do I want to do?" Meng Shi's eyebrows were a little red, and he stared at Xia Chengcai with a cruel expression, "You recited the 'Pure Heaven and Earth Mantra' and poked my head with a sword finger, what do you want to do?!" ”

Although Meng Shi didn't study hard, he watched TV in the courtyard with Liangzai Ah Gong, listened to him a lot, and remembered some things.

Xia Chengcai held a cigarette and looked embarrassed, "It's another 20 million movie, it's the debut of the girl group again, the beach is not clean, I thought you were possessed by evil and talking nonsense......"

"Possessed?" Meng Shi raised his foot, "Who do you look down on?!" I'm from a parallel world! Jumping out of the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements, the carving insect skills also dare to get an axe! ”

Xia Chengcai felt that his brain was poked out of a "red-eyed" nephew, which was mad, and when he saw Meng Shi kicking over, he didn't hide, thinking about letting him dissipate his anger.

"Forget it, let's go and shave my head in the first month."

Meng Shi retracted his feet, patted his buttocks and stood up, and walked in the direction of his grandmother's house.

Xia Chengcai stretched out his hand to hold him and said, "Well, since you have sung in the Bird's Nest, then you can give your uncle's stall a show, and your uncle will make a fight for publicity, if it has an effect, my uncle will give you three percent of dry shares!" ”

He was forced to change his career as a 'master', and he never sold barbecue to others, and his business was the worst.

However, Meng Shi knew that he said this, and he was still afraid that he would be unstable.

Although he and Comrade Xia Qin confirmed the Bird's Nest concert, making movies, girl groups or something is still too fantastical for him.

Meng Shi smiled, "You divide my shares, and my aunt tore you apart." ”

Xia Chengcai's eyes widened, "She dares!" ”

Meng Shi knew his brotherhood, but he didn't say anything, touched the red mark on his eyebrows, bared his teeth in pain, and said, "Okay, but without a guitar and no accompaniment, I can't howl." ”

Xia Chengcai patted his chest, "The instrument is wrapped around my uncle." ”

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The words of the writer can write 500 words, where I write, it is considered to be a compensation for delays and genuine benefits, it is the words of the family of "Liangzai Grandpa", there should be no on the Internet, and people who understand it generally do not come out to say this. When feudal superstition is watched, when laughing and talking, it's okay, just don't take it seriously.

Of course, this book is pure urban, this kind of content about cultural inheritance, after "ask the Buddha", there will be less, I will indicate in the title next time, if you don't want to read it, you can choose to skip it.