Episode 11; The king is the same as the ploughing ox

A group of friends opened their eyes after the lightning and found that the king was lying on the ground by thunder, foaming at the mouth, and the friends were stunned;

"The king? What's wrong with you, King? ”

"King, you can't sleep here, God will thunder again in a while!"

"That's right, my lord, get up quickly, if you want to sleep, you have to go back to sleep in the grass hall, otherwise God will hit you with thunder."

"The King...... Get up quickly...... The minister was a little scared, woo woo woo ......"

"Ah...... Woowoo...... I'm scared too...... Is the king dead? Is it really death, that kind of death? ”

"I don't know, but the death that the adults say is like Dawang-chan, motionless."

"Yes, I've also heard adults say that we usually die and get up after a while, but you see that the king of our family is motionless! This is the kind of death that adults say, this is real death, not fake. ”

The discussion of the two little girls immediately scared most of the children in the audience into crying, and dozens of children cried together...... Annoy a few generals to the extreme! Finally, General Liu Tiedan couldn't help it;

"Bastard! Hold it all for me! I command you not to cry! Do you hear that? ”

"Woo woo woo...... Listen...... Met the big ...... Whining...... Checkmate...... Woowoowoooooooo......oo

"Woooooooooo......oo Be...... Whining...... General...... Whining...... Military ......"

The friends who came to check on the king's condition all had different expressions, some were afraid of crying, some were anxious, some were worried, and some were worried, in short, the scene was extremely lively!

Liu Sanniang and the loyal and brave Hou Heiniu looked at the general anxiously;

"General, what's going on now?"

"General, how is this good? The king just said that when I grow up, I will be the woman who will call me the king, I have not been a queen for a day, and the king really can't die, so we have to quickly imagine a way. ”

"Do you care about the position of the queen, General Liu?"

"Of course I am concerned, but even if I am not the queen, I am still worried about the king's life, you all know my loyalty, but with the name of the queen, I am even more worried about the king!"

After all, it was the general Liu Tiedan who was calm, waved his little hand, and scolded loudly;

"Calm me down, Sanniang, you run fast, hurry up and call the adults in the Zhuangzi."

"It's the Great General."

Liu Sanniang, who was still thinking about the queen in her heart, didn't say a word, and ran towards Zhuangzi quickly, for the position of the queen, Liu Sanniang ran with all her strength......

Here, the general Liu Tiedan continued to arrange;

"The most energetic of the tiger and the dead soldier hurry up and come over, the second egg, the horse face, the monkey, the dead dog."

"The end will be."

"Human!"

"General, please give the order!"

"General, the last general is here!"

The four tall black boys who were called by their names stood up in high spirits, and the four of them were very proud of what could be in the limelight at a critical moment.

"A few of you raise the king, let's go back to the Zhuangzi first."

"Yui!"

The four tiger sergeants agreed and carried the king away, and a large group of children wept and chirped.

Not to mention that Zhang Chengfeng was carried to the village like a dead dog, but only that the villagers didn't go to the ground when they saw the bad weather, and they still gathered in the big open space in front of Liu Laoshi's house to chat and fart.

"Seventh uncle, today's thunder is a bit strange."

"What's so strange about that? Isn't it like this every time there is thunder? ”

"Uncle, what the eighth said is right, I also feel strange, on weekdays, it is thunder and lightning and rain, but uncle, look at it, today it is not raining with thunder and lightning, isn't it strange?"

"Yes, uncle, if it doesn't rain, how can the dragon lord in the sky come down to catch the villains?"

"Isn't it? It's not easy to catch people this time. ”

"Does it have to rain when thunder? My old man has encountered this kind of thing seven or eight times, what is rare?

It's just that it doesn't rain, the dragon prince can still come down to arrest people, ten years ago in the summer, that's it, just thunder doesn't rain, as a result, Wang Zhuang in the first thirty miles ahead, the scoundrel Wang Mazi, who beat and scolded his mother, was hacked to death in his yard by the thunder, and I saw it with my own eyes.

It just so happened that day that his sister-in-law's house next door asked me to help arrange the next day's happy event for them, many of us saw it with our own eyes, if you don't believe it, you can go to Wangzhuang to inquire about the truth or falsehood. ”

"How can I not believe your words, Uncle Seven."

"Yes, uncle, you speak well, we believe it."

"If you don't believe it, you know about it."

"Isn't it, who doesn't know this? It is said that God opened his eyes, and finally thundered and collected that bastard thing. ”

A large group of men, women and children were chattering, and a girl's cry was heard not far away, and the herald Liu Sanniang shouted while running;

"Oh no, no, no, my king was struck by God's thunder......"

"What?"

"Oh my God?"

"This nine-year-old doll is not old enough to do evil things, I'm afraid God has made the wrong person this time, right?"

"No, I must have made a mistake."

"Oh, don't talk about it, let's see what's going on?"

"It's Uncle Seven."

"I got it, Uncle Tai."

As soon as everyone agreed, Liu Sanniang ran to the crowd and began to pant, Zhang Chengfeng's father in this life came over with a frown, Liu Wang was also trembling nervously, and grabbed Liu Sanniang's little shoulder;

"Okay, tell me what happened to your king?"

Liu Sanniang, who was finally panting evenly, didn't dare to delay, and even said that she was busy;

"Back to my aunt's words, that, my king just received a sword dug out by the black bull, and the sky immediately struck down such a thick bolt of lightning, knocking down my king, and his mouth is still spitting out that kind of white foam spit out by the ox that plows the land!"

"Oh my God, why am I so miserable here, God, I drowned in front of me, it's only been a few days, and another catastrophe is coming...... I don't want to live anymore...... Woowoo...... I'm not alive anymore my ......"

The seventh uncle was calm and calm, and immediately stood up;

"Don't panic, go to a few people first, get the child back, hurry up, the third baby, the old eight baby, you guys hurry up and get the child back."

"It's Uncle Seven."

"Let's go, let's go, don't delay."

Liu Wang also walked behind a few men, and Liu honestly turned around and scolded;

"You're just waiting here."

"I, the slave family, also want to go to see my son."

"Don't go, the people who cry when you go are panicked, and you can't do anything."

"That's good, that's good, the slave family is waiting here, husband, you can get the child back quickly, that's the slave's heart......"

Liu, who had already walked more than a dozen steps, responded upsetly;

"Got it."