Episode 14; The real instruction of the madman Zhang
Episode 14; Maniac Zhang's modified instructions
"Handsome guy, do you want to chat with your sister? Hehe, people miss you so much, it's long overdue for people to come out, it's really suffocating,
Oh, the air in this ancient world is so good, it smells refreshing. ”
The sudden and enthusiastic female voice made Zhang Chengfeng stupid......
"That beauty, can you stop being so enthusiastic,......
Zhang Chengfeng didn't have time to react yet, and the beauty of the system looked like a deep resentful woman;
"Dead ghost, didn't you let the family come out? At this time, you will pick and choose again, what is wrong with you? You should say one, two, three, or this lady will be over with you! ”
"Uh...... That one...... What's that...... What, beauty, can you help me switch back to Channel One? I have something very important to work out ......"
As soon as the enthusiastic and cute beauty system heard that the host wanted to switch channels again, it immediately called over like a series of cold words;
"I'm sorry, I can't do anything about the request of the host, and the function setting of the Aegis can only be switched once, you have to accept it, you have to accept it if you don't accept it, and you have to accept it, and I want to declare that the Aegis system is set to help you complete the task, but not your slave maid, you have to figure it out!
It can also be said that this big beauty is here to help and supervise you to complete the task, not your vassal product, this big beauty has a completely 100% autonomy, and the authority is a little higher than the host, so you have to have a limit to what you do and talk in the future. ”
"What! My system privileges are higher than mine? ”
"Bingo! Brother, you're finally right this time. ”
"What's this called? I've read novels where other people's systems are hosted...... Why is it my turn to be my uncle? ”
seemed to feel Zhang Chengfeng's unhappiness, and the system sister instantly changed into a cute face after being cold;
"Little brother, you're from the family, hehe...... People are so cute! ”
Raising his right hand with great difficulty, Zhang Chengfeng symbolically wiped a handful of non-existent sweat on his forehead;
"It's in the pit again!"
Hearing Zhang Chengfeng's complaints, the system beauty immediately took the attitude of a young lady to comfort the injured heart;
"There's no pit, little brother, you volunteered to participate in this experiment, but no one forced you!"
Speaking of the unbearable past, Zhang Chengfeng gritted his teeth and resented;
"I was drunk and confused, in fact, it was not voluntary at all, it was Wang Lisha's slut who took advantage of my drunkenness and unclear mind to instigate me to sign up! Wait for Lao Tzu to go back and find her trouble! ”
As soon as Zhang Chengfeng finished speaking, the system sister changed her helpless tone again;
"Then there is no way, it has become a fact, voluntarily or involuntarily to make it clear, what can it do? You're right, brother? ”
"Yes, it's all here, there's no way to complain, face it bravely, by the way, beauty, can I go back to the Federation?"
"Of course you can go back, this is an experiment, after the experiment is over, you have to go back to write a report, oh, there is one thing that this big beauty must declare in advance, that is, if you are killed in this era...... Then you will never go back, so please cherish your body. ”
"You don't need to say this, I understand, when can I go back?"
"Of course, I can't go back until you complete the task, don't worry, I will open the door of time and space and send you home when the time comes."
Zhang Chengfeng, who was lying in the pit, immediately became angry when he thought of the damn experimental task;
"Mission-accomplished? This is a pit, it's still a big pit, and the teleportation time is three months before the first emperor became emperor, and the result has long passed this node.
People have already called the emperor, I can't figure out how to solve it even if I think about it, but if I don't witness the first emperor being called emperor, I won't be able to complete the task, and if I don't complete the task, I won't be able to go back! It's a vicious circle...... Damn ......"
"Don't worry, little brother."
"Can I not be in a hurry? Trapped in this unfamiliar ghost place, I am like a fool, I have to pinch my throat when I speak, and I have to salute when I see people, this is the life of people? I can't wait to go back tomorrow, ah no, I can't wait to go home now. ”
"It's useless to be anxious, little brother, you can't go home if you can't complete the task."
Zhang Chengfeng is on fire;
"How do I complete the task? Qin Shi Huang is the most domineering figure in history, so he can't let his family ascend the throne again, right?
It's just that it works, I'm the son of an ordinary people, I can't see that cow man, how can I carry out the task? Yes! ”
"Don't be angry, little brother, that task is destined to be unfinished, that's why my father modified the instructions for you, otherwise you will never be able to go back, speaking of which, you have to be grateful to my father!"
"Huh? Yes, the instructions have been modified, and this important thing has been forgotten, what? Do I have to thank the madman Zhang? I'm stepping ......"
Zhang Chengfeng, who was about to open his mouth to scold the mad doctor, immediately stopped, this Aegis artificial intelligence has its own consciousness, you scold other people's fathers, this guy is angry and doesn't toss himself to death?
"Don't scold anyone, let alone my father, or I'll turn you into a soft egg."
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, beauty, it's all a slip of the tongue, how can I scold Dr. Zhang? In my heart, Dr. Zhang is the supreme being, and my admiration for Dr. Zhang is like a surging river, endless......"
"Okay, okay, I know you didn't mean to, don't worry, as long as I have the energy and turn on the machine, your home will be wrapped up in this big beauty."
"Oh, that's really thankful for the beauty, what, if it's not illegal, can you reveal Dr. Zhang's revised instructions?"
"Of course you can, after all, you still have to complete the task."
For the second mode of the system beauty did not mention the serious content, Zhang Chengfeng did not dare to lose his temper, in the mode of the first channel, the beauty intelligence is serious, but she was so cheap that she panicked, and the ghost made a god to switch to the second channel...... Who can be blamed for this?
"Alas!"
Zhang Chengfeng, who sighed, could only coax and deceive the gentle words;
"Then the little brother listened to it."
"Well, your attitude is good, I like it very much, cute!
All right! To get back to the point, my father discovered the error of the space-time node half a minute in advance, so he revised the mission instructions in ten seconds.
The latest mission order is to find Liu Bang, help him defeat and destroy Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, and conquer the country that belongs to the Han people, and then you can go back!
What do you think? Isn't this task ten times easier than the previous one? ”