Chapter 13 Mass Trafficking Heavenly Thunder
Lord Song fell to his knees with a thud:
Lord Wang, for the sake of the thousands of dawn people in this city, please go out of the mountain and descend this demon!
The prince was so sad that he was about to cry:
You can pull it down, Lord Song, this king's ability is usually ruthless, where can I subdue the demon, turn around and be eaten by the monster again, your old man is good, or please be smart, Lao Zhang, send off.
Steward Zhang didn't expect this Lord Song to make such an excessive request, so he pushed him out angrily.
You old official have eaten too much bear bile, dare to let the prince go to catch demons, do you want to kill my prince, go out, hurry up and let me out.
To say that this Lord Song is really a Tie Hanhan who can bend and stretch, I saw him tearful and unforgiving, and he refused to leave.
No, my lord, you have to promise today, and if you don't agree, you have to agree, otherwise the old life of the lower official will depend on dying in the palace.
This stinky old man who doesn't eat oil and salt has bullied the king in the middle of the night, do you dare to use such scoundrel methods on the king's head, begging for beating, right?
Even if you kill me, I won't leave, unless you promise me to catch demons——!
You old skin, this king sees you as itchy.
This Lord Song was too upright, so angry that the prince was furious, took off the iron bow on the wall and was about to smoke the old man Song, but was stopped by Xiao Yuan just about to make a move.
The prince is angry, Lord Song is sincere, how can you live up to his blood, and how can you beat him?
For such a trivial matter as catching demons, the slave family can accompany you for a while, so as not to hurt the loyalty of this good minister.
Hey, little daughter-in-law, why don't you stay in the house?
Hehe, the slave family knows that the prince has a big event, so how dare he be idle alone?
Lord Song lay on the ground on all fours and cried:
The girl said well, now there are people dying every day in this city, if this matter is not solved, what face does the old man have to meet those villagers who are waiting for snow wronged.
Girl, if you help me persuade the prince, I must ask him to help me subdue that monster.
Xiao Yuan hurriedly helped Lord Song up.
Okay, okay, this matter of the slave family has answered you for the prince, you get up first, let's talk slowly if you have something to say.
Hey, little daughter-in-law, hunting demons isn't a joke, it's a game of life, are you sure?
Don't worry, lord, the slave family is the ancestor of the monsters.
What?
It's nothing, don't talk yet.
Oh well.
Steward Zhang's eyesight is not covered, as soon as he saw the attitude of the prince talking to Xiaoyuan, he guessed that this girl must be the future boss of the palace, and hurriedly served it with good water and tea.
Girl, please use it, if it's not enough, the old slave will renew it for you at any time.
"Hey, the newly picked Longjing before the rain, the best honey osmanthus cake, this old thing is really a talent."
Lord Song, this matter of eliminating demons cannot be delayed for half a minute, and the slave family and the prince will go to the mansion with you.
Lord Song saw the life-saving straw and was overjoyed:
Really, that's a good idea, and the lower official will go back and take care of it.
There is no need to make extraneous branches, you can just take the slave family to see those corpses, and all the trivial matters of reception will be saved.
Hiss——!
Lord Song gasped.
I'm afraid it's not appropriate.
What, what's the inconvenience?
This, it's not inconvenient, it's just that those dead are hideous and terrifying, you are a delicate little girl, I'm afraid......
Yes, little daughter-in-law, those corpses are terrible, I think you better not go, it's not good to be scared by those dirty things.
Xiao Yuan grabbed the prince's hand:
Don't worry, the slave family knows it, Lord Song, lead the way.
Alas, okay, the prince and the girl, let's go.
I'm back——!
Bang ——!
As soon as the three of them pushed open the door, they bumped head-on into Xiaoyue Lou who came back from walking.
Hey, Lord Wang, sister, are you two done, this speed is too fast, right?
Wang Ye and Xiao Yuan blushed and hurriedly sealed his mouth:
Don't talk nonsense, kid, come with us.
Steward Zhang was overjoyed:
Hehe, it seems that there is a happy event in the palace soon, and I want to catch the nervous Luo, old man.
Without further ado, the four of them went to the mansion in a blink of an eye, quietly turned into the backyard and came to the dark hall where the corpses were stored.
Buzz——!
The room was full of flies flying around the stench.
Oh my God, this smells too rushed, little daughter-in-law, why don't you go?
No, sister, I'm going to throw up.
Xiao Yuan's nose was much more spiritual than theirs, and he was choked by the rotten smell of this corpse, and he wailed in his heart:
"In order to hone the will of you, a gentleman, the slave family really lost half of his life."
Lord, go and lift up those white cloths.
What, do you want me to go? I think it's better to let Yue Lou go, okay?
No, you go, otherwise I'll leave now and never go back to the palace."
Okay, don't be angry, I'll go, I'll go.
The prince pinched his nose and lifted the curtain on the corpses one by one, only to see that some of the corpses were full of holes, some were separated from the end, and some of the torsos were dissolved and only a human head remained.
Yue Lou and Wang Ye felt a chill down their spines:
Oh my God, it's been a long time in the middle of the night——!
Little daughter-in-law, do you see any doorway?
cough cough cough, the three corpse Gu, the human head Gu, and the bone-binding snake are all small tricks that do not enter the stream, just accept it, smoke me to death.
The four of them came to the lobby and took a long breath:
Phew——! I was almost suffocated just now.
Little daughter-in-law, were those people really killed by monsters?
Xiao Yuan was choked so that the tip of his nose was red and swollen, and said with tears in his eyes:
Ahem, cough, yes, those people are all indiscriminate Gu poison, it should be that the monster did it right.
Lord Song asked while eating half of the baked cake in his hand:
That's not necessarily, the old man remembers that there is a group of demons in the Western Regions who are good at using Gu poison, could it be that they did it?
Oh my God, you can still eat in this environment, you're a demon, right?
Hi ——! If you get used to it, you won't be afraid.
By the way, are you hungry, there are still a lot of cakes here in Xiaguan.
No, enjoy it yourself.
Xiao Yuan continued:
There are indeed demons in this world who are good at using poisonous Gu, but the poisonous Gu here is mixed with pure demonic energy, which ordinary humans can't do, and the slave family will never be mistaken.
Sister, do you have the true face of this monster?
Pretty much, but there's one more important thing to do before we catch the monster.
What's the matter?
This Gu poison will slowly suck the host's essence on the human body, and it will not be able to kill people for a while.
If my guess is correct, there must be a lot of living dead people in the city who have been hit by Gu now, so let's cure these people first and then hunt demons.
Oh, girl, you are really as wise as a torch, there are indeed a bunch of people like you said, I have placed them all in the Zhonghe Tang Medical Center, if you have a way, hurry up and save them.
Saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, and the slave family must do their best.
It is not difficult to expel the poison for the patient, but there must be a lot of poisonous insects, and if the insects are forced out, they may escape and hurt people, so they also asked Lord Song to prepare some things for the slave family overnight.
Okay, as long as she can save the suffering people, the girl wants the yin and yang pen in the hands of the Yin Cao judge, and the lower official is willing to go to the underworld in person.
It's not that exaggerated, it's actually very simple, but it's a bit cumbersome to do......
At dawn the next day, when the sky was bright, hundreds of people gathered at the government office beating gongs and drums.
Hey, what's going on so busy early in the morning?
You don't know yet, I heard that the Hengwang Mansion invited a master to cure the strange disease that is now prevalent.
It's really fake, then I'll have to join in the fun.
The entrance of the government was full of sick people, and there were no less than forty of them, all of them with yellow faces and thin muscles, and their whole bodies were dark, and they only breathed a breath more than the dead when they looked at them.
Lord Song saw that the people were almost there, and said:
Fathers and fellow villagers, I think everyone knows that there are frequent disasters in the city one after another today, and many people have died.
Among them, there may be your relatives and friends, I am to blame for your ineffective work as your parents, and the old official is here to make amends to you first——!
After saying that, Lord Song bowed deeply to the people.
"Hey, this Lord Song has a good mouth, and he is sincere."
Fortunately, the emperor had mercy, and His Royal Highness King Heng was concerned about the safety of the people and knew that the city was in trouble, so he specially invited the immortal master who came to catch the demon to subdue the man-eating monster.
From today onwards, the official assures everyone that the people of this city will never be poisoned by monsters again, thanks to King Heng Chitose——!
Lord Song said it quite well, but the people didn't buy it much.
A seventeen or eighteen-year-old stunned young man shouted with a handful of snot and tears:
That's a good story, my father and my mother have died of a strange disease, and you have also invited the immortal master, but it's useless, and the heads have been taken by the monster, if you can't catch the monster this time, I'll smash the signboard of your mansion.
Lord Song ignored his vexatious trouble, but comforted him with kind words:
Don't be anxious, little brother, I promise you that you will be able to catch that monster this time.
Oh, everyone, look, is there a person floating in the sky?
I look, ah, it seems to be true——! There's a person.
Xiao Yuan was wearing a golden splendid dress and a purple jade crown.
Covered with gold and silver, he flew down into the crowd with great magnificence.
Hey, who is this woman, how can she dress up more luxuriously than the God of Wealth?
Xiao Yuan blushed and whispered to the prince:
It's all your bad idea, I'll just say that this local tyrant dresses up as a thunderer, our trip is to catch demons, not to show off wealth, which makes the slave family so embarrassed.
Nonsense, how can the woman of this king dress up too shabby, I see that you are so beautiful now, what do you say, Yuelou?
Well, I also think that my sister is indeed beautiful today.
It's over, the aesthetics of the master and servant are broken.
To tell the truth, if others dress up like this, they can indeed thunder people, but Xiao Yuan's unparalleled out-of-print appearance and this thunderous outfit have no sense of disobedience, and even have an indescribable beauty, which makes many men present drool.
Hey, Lord Song, wouldn't the immortal master you are talking about be this delicate little lady, what kind of immortal is this, I see that she looks like an oiran in a drunken immortal residence, hahahaha——!
Impudent people——!
Xiao Yuan was furious, and when he waved his hand, the man's mouth disappeared, and the whole thing from his nose to his chin turned into a big ball of meat.
Everyone was stunned when they saw it.
You immediately go to the door of King Heng's Mansion and snort 30,000 heads, maybe this stinky mouth can still grow, if it is too late, I am afraid that I will starve to death.
The man covered his mouth in a panic and ran away.
Wang Ye and Yue Lou are in a cold war:
"Oh my God, it looks like you'll have to be really cautious about what you say and do in the future."
Oh, there is really immortal art, this woman is really an immortal——!
Come and worship the immortal master——!
Then the people fell to their knees and bowed.
Immortal master who saves suffering, you want to save our people, we can't even eat from morning to night all day, and as a result, we also make food for monsters for no reason, this is too heartwarming, please save us.
Don't worry, since I'm here, I'll help you get rid of this monster, Lord Song, and release what I want.
Good girl.
Soldiers, open the cage——!
Lord Song gave an order, and more than 100 red-crowned roosters came out of the mansion in an instant, and as soon as these roosters went out, they surrounded the sick people, and they were so anxious that they crowed as if they were going to start a meal.
Hey, Lord Song is doing a good job, he got so many chickens in half a day.
The people didn't know what the rooster was, and they all craned their necks with interest to watch the excitement.
The thunderstorm ——!
Xiao Yuan chanted the spell, and then saw her trigger dozens of heavenly thunderbolts on the body of this group of sick people.
Crackling——!
Accompanied by the lightning strike, everyone only heard the hoarse wails of the sick people, and smelled the pungent smell of burnt barbecue.
Master Song was shocked and hurriedly asked:
Girl, can this trick work, don't get your life when you turn around.
Don't worry, this girl knows in her heart that she can't die.
I ——!
Oh my mother, spare my life——!
After a while, the moment of surprise arrived.
I saw countless poisonous insects out of the seven orifices of those sick numbers.
Those things were all born with colorful and hideous ghost head patterns, and they were all bloody, and the people were scared backwards with their teeth and claws.
People have an inherent fear of poisonous insects, but roosters are not used to these things.
I saw the fat and strong roosters one by one, and it didn't take long to eat those poisonous insects.
The funniest thing is that there are too many roosters, and some of them don't even get a bite to eat, and they are hungry.
Strange to say, after the poisonous insects were eaten, those sick people immediately came to their senses, jumped up one by one and knelt on the ground to worship.
Oh, Immortal Master, you are really my savior——!
Oh, where is it, if you want to thank Lord Song and the prince, if it weren't for them begging the immortal master, where would I rescue you?
Oh, thank you, Lord Song, thank you, Lord Song——!
The prince was once again raised high by everyone's stars like the moon, and his eyebrows fluttered proudly.
Hey, little fairy, it turns out that you are here, it is really easy to find this king.
A man suddenly said behind Xiao Yuan.
This voice was very familiar, and Xiao Yuan broke out in a cold sweat as soon as he turned around.
Lie, His Royal Highness the Lie King——!
It turned out that King Lie had not been able to close his eyes all night since he had met Xiao Yuan, and his mind was full of her shadow.
Because he didn't feel sleepy, he walked alone until dawn, until he saw the bustle here, so he came over to join in the fun, but he didn't admit that he accidentally met this little fox who had been thinking about it for a long time.
King Lie laughed and said:
What's the matter, little fairy, where have your tails changed, haven't you gone back to heaven, why are you still staying in the world and catching monsters?
Or is it that the matter of returning to the heavenly court is actually a deception to this king.
Well, I, actually......
The prince's face changed and he said sharply:
Bold woman, I am a dignified general who protects the country, you little woman dare to lie to me, do you know what crime to be guilty of?
Me, I......
"Lord, save me——!"