Chapter 15: The Annoying Monk

After the three of them agreed on a strategy, Qin Xin brought the pot of monster soup stewed on a small fire.

At first, everyone was not interested in the slightest, but the soup was fragrant and greedy, and the four of them and the family members hurriedly ate the whole pot of soup with soup and meat.

Steward Zhang loves this umami so much that he licked all the leftovers on everyone's plates.

The prince frowned and said with disgust:

Yue Lou, remember to smash those plates and throw them away, and go back to the glaze factory to buy some new ones.

Yes, my lord!

After being full of wine and food, King Lie said goodbye and went back to his palace, Yue Lou was not there, and the prince saw the opportunity to pick up Xiao Yuan's waist and flash into the back room with a smoke.

Hey, what are you going to do, scare me!

The prince laid her flat on the bed and asked angrily:

Let's talk about it, little daughter-in-law, it's still too late to confess everything.

Xiao Yuan was confused and couldn't figure it out:

Where's that? Frankly what the hell, you've made me so passive.

Pretend, you still pretend, the drama is really enough!

Say, how did you heal my brother last night?

"Oh my God, this stingy dead ghost is still thinking about it."

Well, it's a bit hard to say......

The prince was shocked when he saw her, and shouted with a black face:

Could it be that the method that saved me was the one who saved me?

The small edge of the flower is discolored:

I'll you, what do you think of the slave family, your brain is in water, I don't like him, how is this possible.

Stinky girl, then you tell me the truth, how did you save it?

Well, that's actually it......

Xiao Yuan was helpless, so he had to tell the truth about the showdown with the prince.

Hmph, if that's the case, this king can spare your life, but the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped.

With that, he quickly untied Xiao Yuan's silk belt.

Xiao Yuan blushed shyly:

Hey, lord, what are you doing here?

Shut up——!

The prince has a lip sealing technique, and Xiao Yuan's mouth is neutral and there is no sound.

Big Bad, Woo Woo——!

After a passionate kiss, the prince's lips gradually shifted their position.

Hey, what are you doing, don't you——!

The next morning!!

Xiao Yuan slowly opened his eyes, and muttered coquettishly:

Phew——!

She looked left and right, but there was not half a figure in the room.

Hey, anyone!

It's coming, it's coming!

Steward Zhang asked through the door:

Oops girl. The little one is early for you, how can you have a good night's rest?

"Well, where have you rested for a moment all night......"

It's okay, you had a good rest, where did your prince go?

Back to the girl's words, the prince rushed to the early court, but when he left, he finished explaining, and the girl told the old slave all the big and small things.

"Heh, this guy has so much physical strength, he's going to get down to business after a busy night."

Oh, I'm going to take a shower, you tell Qin Xin to get me some hot water, and then help me wash up.

Refreshed? That girl is the kitchen lady, where can she do this kind of fine work when she is clumsy and full of oil, I think the old slave is still looking for a maid......

Don't talk nonsense, just go when you are told to go!

Alas, yes, yes!

Steward Zhang turned his head and left, wondering in his heart:

This new lady's taste is really bad, and it's not good to find anyone but that dirty girl.

Goo ——!

Steward Zhang turned to the kitchen, and as soon as he arrived at the door, he heard a terrible howl of a fat pig coming from inside.

Running into the house, I saw that Qin Xin was holding a knife with a bull's ear, tying a big fat pig to the ground, and was about to kill it.

Oh, my aunt, stop, stop, don't splash pig's blood, and then make a fishy smell, how can you serve the new lady?

Qin Xin's nostrils were bleeding, his eyes were red, and he shouted:

No, I'm going to have to slaughter it today.

Well, it seems that this fat pig and Qin Xin must have some unknown grievances and hatreds.

Oops, don't care about the stupid pig you killed that day, go back and help you stab him a few more times, there is something important to do now, hurry up and come with me.

With that, Butler Zhang pulled her out of the kitchen.

What? The new lady asked me to help her take a bath, don't tease, shave the skin of the pork chop This girl is good at it, the new lady's fine skin and tender meat have not grown all the fetal hair, don't wash her off the skin again, I think it's better to forget it.

Steward Zhang said with a sad face:

Oh, who said no, but the new lady named you, you have to go or not, you have to go, hurry up, change the clothes on your body and bring hot water into it quickly, and when you turn around, the new lady is afraid that she will punish you if she is in a hurry.

Oh! I'll go!

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On the Golden Luang Palace.

King Lie asked with a concerned expression:

Your Majesty, you will come to the court early after your serious illness, can your body be able to eat, this cumbersome state affairs can be shared by all of us, and the emperor still takes care of the dragon's body.

Ahem, it's not in the way, it's just a small disease of scabies, how can I waste state affairs because of this?

Having said that, Brother Wang, your injury is healing too quickly, it's really amazing, and the elixir of Imperial Physician Sun is really a panacea.

The Lie King snorted coldly:

Back to the emperor, where is the elixir of the old man Sun, he has already smeared oil on the soles of his feet and ran away, and my injury was healed by King Heng's guards.

The emperor was furious:

Liang Ce, did Imperial Doctor Sun really run away?

Liang Gonggong hurriedly said:

If you go back to the emperor, the old slave is overlooked, but it is true that he has not seen him for a few days, maybe it is really as King Lie said, people are no longer in the capital.

Bastard, dare to ignore my holy oracle and deceive me, Liang Ce, pass on my word to offer a reward of a thousand gold to find this person, such a hateful person who deceives the king, I will copy and behead him all over the house to relieve the hatred in my heart.

Yes, the old slave wrote it down.

King Lie went on to say:

Speaking of which, the guard was really a god, the minister was so seriously injured that he didn't even leave a scar after using his medicine, and even the minister was unexpected.

The emperor came interested:

Oh, I still remember that guard, and if it weren't for him and you fighting off the rebels, I wouldn't have been able to sit here.

By the way, where is the other person, I must reward him well.

恒王 says:

Your Majesty, if the emperor likes that person very much, the minister will give him to the emperor as a personal guard, I wonder if the emperor can agree?

The emperor is overjoyed:

Okay, if Brother Wang is willing to cut his love, how can I not allow it. That person's martial arts are unparalleled in the world, I'm afraid even Brother Wang is not his opponent.

The Flame King nodded tightly:

That's nature, and my life-saver's ability is a hundred times stronger than mine.

Hey, Brother Liewang, it's the first time I've seen you boast like this with such an unruly character, it seems that he really has the ability.

Well, since he is a talent, let him take office tomorrow.

In this way, the emperor rewarded the martyr king and others who had made meritorious contributions to the rescue, and then the ministers went down to the early court.

Hey, third brother, why haven't you been playing with me for the past few days?

Ah, it's Liu Ling, the third brother has something to do lately, don't bother me these days, go and play, don't follow me.

Cut, mysterious, hidden thieves at home?

King Lie's heart was uneasy, because he knew that King Heng was a golden house and couldn't wait, but after all, the two of them were a couple, so he could only stare at it and be anxious, but he was helpless.

Brother Wang, don't you think the third brother is a little strange today, do you know what's going on?

Hmph, I don't know——!

The Lie King's face turned blue and he brushed his sleeves away.

Hey, these two people, one with a spring breeze and the other with a cold face, have taken the wrong medicine.

Out of the palace, the prince wanted to grow a pair of wings and fly home immediately, but was blocked by a person.

Amitabha, Lord, don't come unharmed——!

You, monk——!

Okay, you-stirring monk will hide from idleness, and the day before yesterday you forced the drudgery of catching demons to this king, do you still have the face to see me?

Amitabha, the prince is not strange.

The past is not a little monk's prevarication, but this incident is within the palace walls, the poor monk is an outsider, how dare he form a bond with the royal family out of thin air.

This matter is the best person for you to come forward to solve it, and the poor monk pulls you into the water as a last resort, and I hope that Wang Ye will forgive Wang Han.

Oh, you monk is very honest in your words, indeed, the important things that are related to the lifeblood of the royal family are what you, a monk, can do.

So now, this king has also been pulled into the water by you, and you want to help this king when you go down the mountain this time?

That's nature, that's nature, and since the poor monk started this matter, how could he blindly stand by and watch.

Okay, your monk is a little bad, but this king doesn't look like a wicked person, so let's go back to the house with this king first, it just so happens that I have a plan here, you can also help think about it.

Amitabha, good, good, the poor monk bothered.

After a while, the two returned to the palace.

——!!!!

When he came to the gate of the palace, the monk's body was shocked, and cold sweat soaked through his clothes:

Be careful, there is a demonic spirit in the house——!

What? Demonic?

The monk's expression was hideous:

That's right, and that demon is extremely powerful, and it will take the lives of both you and me in the blink of an eye, Lord Wang, be careful.

The prince was stunned by him, and he also began to get nervous.

The prince followed the monk's footsteps to the door of his room.

Oh, my lord, you're back

Fixed ——!

The monk had a fixation technique to freeze Steward Zhang, who was shouting loudly.

The monk was so frightened that he even lost his sense of proportion:

Phew——! The old guy shouted something, it was really dangerous, but fortunately, the old demon didn't notice it, and the poor monk was going to enter the house to subdue the demon, lord, remember not to enter the house, otherwise his life will not be guaranteed.

Did you say the monster was in this room?

That's right, right in there.

No, my little daughter-in-law is still inside, little daughter-in-law, I'm here to save you——!

Fixed ——!

Forehead——!

The monk's face was pale, and he lost his sense of proportion when he spoke:

Do you want to kill Lao Tzu?

Amitabha, a poor monk is a monk, how can he speak disrespectfully, sin, sin!

"Well, this monk is poisonous!"

The monk fixed his mind:

"The poor monk knows that he is not your opponent, but if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, even if I am broken, I will never let you be a disaster to the world."

Die, wicked!

The monk kicked open the door and jumped into the house, and stood in front of the door like a majestic Arhat descending.

Oh my god——! There is a silver monk——!

The monk saw a large steaming bathtub in the room, and a naked bathing woman was sitting in the tub.

Hmph, you demon thief shouts to catch the thief, look at the treasure, and collect ——!

The monk raised the vajra bowl and pointed it at the woman.

Boom——!

What, what's going on?

The monk saw that the hot water in the bucket had been cleaned by the golden bowl, but the woman did not move.

Oh my God, this monk is crazy, my sister save me——!

What a demon, he can resist the magic weapon of the poor monk, well, the poor monk is bound to divide the victory or defeat with you today, demon, look at the robe——!

Whoosh——!

I saw that the robe flew out and tied the woman tightly, but she still didn't move——!

Hey, crazy monk, how long has it been since you washed your tattered robe, this girl's freshly taken bath stinks again, you silver monk, I have to kill you today.

Haha, evil animal, finally the fierce face is revealed, okay, the poor monk will deal with you to the end, and look at the treasure——!

At this moment, a melodious female voice like a silver bell questioned behind him:

Hey, monk, what are you tossing around in my house?

Not good, there's a youkai ——!

As soon as the monk turned around, he saw Xiao Yuan who was dressing up.

Ah, it turned out to be you, didn't the demon girl you killed by God actually die?

The monk spoke disrespectfully, and Xiao Yuan was furious:

You blind dead monk, where did you see that I am a demon girl, I am a fairy, a fairy!

Hmph, you demon girl, how can you be a fairy with a mouth full of foul language, eat me with a vajra wand——!

Bang Dang——!

A wooden stool suddenly hit his bald head, and the monk fell to the ground and fainted.

Phew——! Where did the crazy monk come from, he was really tired of being alive, and he dared to peek at this girl taking a bath, sister, what to do with this bald donkey?

Xiao Yuan gritted his teeth with hatred:

This monk is really a toad-like nasty ghost, let's tie it up first.

Okay——! Look at mine.

After a while, the monk gradually regained consciousness.

Oops, my head hurts, where is this?

Hey, monk, you bald head is quite strong, you wake up so quickly.

When the monk saw Xiao Yuan, his hair stood on end:

Oh, the demon girl, the poor monk fought with you——!

Huh, what's going on? Who tied me up?

I saw that the monk was tightly tied to a bench like a pig, and he couldn't move up and down.

Amitabha, okay, the poor monk planted in the hands of you, the demon king, and accepted his fate, to kill the demon girl, to kill the poor monk, the poor monk will not blink his eyes.

Hehe, you are a high-ranking monk, this matter of life and death has long been looked down, and the slave family understands it. But the slave family is very curious, are you really a monk who is not afraid of anything?

Amitabha, thousands of pains and tribulations in the world are like a mirror, the poor monk has already looked down, if this time is destined to escape this catastrophe, the poor monk will turn into a wisp of green smoke, and it is not a beautiful thing to serve the Buddha from then on.

Hehe, monk, you can see it, but the Buddha may not be willing to accept you as a criminal.

Bastard, the poor monk has slashed demons and demons all his life, refined Buddhism, and magnified the lintel of my Buddhist family, how can he be a Buddhist criminal, and the demon girl is talking nonsense.

With that, Xiao Yuan smiled and took out a small porcelain bottle full of potion.

Well said, monk, do you dare to drink this?

Hehe, the poison has penetrated the intestines, the Buddha has left in his heart, how can you scare the poor monk with a little trick, the monster doesn't have to play tricks on me, I just drank it and died.

Alas, don't say it so absolutely, it's not clear who will die or live if this medicine is drunk, this thing is a high-purity yin and yang Gu brewed by the slave family, after drinking it, you will be happy like a fairy, this monk, are you interested in giving it a try?

What, what?