Chapter 12: Do You Want to Ruin Your Uncle's Happiness (New Book for Collection)
Seeing the cruel and tyrannical look gradually appear in the ghost child's eyes, Zhang Ji felt that his heart was cool and cool.
The ghost child stretched out his hands at Zhang Ji, and when he was about to pounce over, his eyes suddenly turned to the direction of the window, and there seemed to be a hint of ...... in his eyes Doubt?
"Little rabbit, didn't the adults in your family teach you, adults talk, don't interject children?"
A furious voice came from outside the window.
Followed by.
"Bang."
A figure violently crashed in, knocking the entire wall out of a huge hole.
"Ahem, ahem." Zhang Ji covered his nose, looked at the dusty room, and couldn't help but let out a cough.
"Look at the good things you've done!" Someone who broke through the wall shouted angrily.
Looking at the figure covered in dust and sunglasses that didn't know where to fall, Zhang Ji's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but be surprised: "Great, big guy, you're okay." ”
"It's none of your sister's business, look at my clothes, is this okay?" In the face of Zhang Ji's concern, Jiang Yun pointed to the scratched cuts on his leather coat and responded with a "gentle" expression.
God is pitiful, before going out, he rummaged through the entire wardrobe, and finally found a set of clothes that can barely be seen, and now that it is like this, can this set of clothes be worn in the future?
Thinking of this, the anger in Jiang Yun's heart erupted like a volcanic eruption.
Jiang Yun slowly raised his head and looked at the ghost child on the wooden cabinet, with a frost in his eyes that he had never seen before: "Little rabbit cub, do you know what will happen to children if they are naughty?" ”
Seeing that the mood of the big guy beside him seemed to be very unstable, Zhang Ji stepped forward and gently pulled the big guy's sleeve, looked at the ghost child not far away with jealousy, and suggested softly: "Big guy, I think, let's get out of here first." ”
"Get out!" Jiang Yun shook Zhang Ji away with an impatient expression, raised his fist, which was already green and strong, and showed a violent "smile" at the ghost child: "Little rabbit, today, I will beat you to death!" ”
After speaking, Jiang Yun took a big step forward, rushed to the front of the ghost child, grabbed the ghost child's head with both hands, and smashed it towards the ground!
"Boom!"
Gravel splashes.
The ghost child's head came into close contact with the ground at a negative distance.
Although he suffered this kind of critical blow, the fierceness of the ghost child still did not diminish in the slightest, and the ghost child raised his head from the pitted ground, stretched out his little black hand, and grabbed Jiang Yun's chest fiercely.
Seeing that when the pair of sharp claws shining with black cold light were about to touch Jiang Yun's chest, Zhang Ji couldn't help but let out an exclamation: "Big guy, be careful." ”
You must know that the nails of evil spirits like ghost children are actually not much different from a dagger with a bladed blade, and if they are grabbed by the hands of ghost children on the chest, their hearts will be ripped out by the other party.
"Keng~"
Wu Qing's little hand grasped the position of Jiang Yun's chest, and there was a sound of metal rubbing.
"Disobedient!"
An evil wind whistled down from above, smashing directly into the ghost child's face, smashing the ghost child's newly raised head back into the pothole again.
"I've told you, child, be obedient."
Jiang Yun raised his arm high again with an angry expression, and the green tendons on his arm were clearly visible.
"Make you disobedient!"
The big fist of the casserole slammed down.
"Uncle likes this dress very much, kid, do you know!" Jiang Yun roared, his elbow bent slightly, aiming at the position of the ghost child's temple, it was an elbow blow.
"Now you're like this!"
One punch.
"Uncle still wears it!"
Another punch.
"Huh?"
One leg.
"How do you wear it?"
Another leg.
"If you don't have beautiful clothes, how can there be a beautiful girl who falls in love with your uncle."
A cubit.
"There is no beautiful girl, how can my uncle get out of singleness and get married."
Another cubit.
"If you can't get married, your uncle won't have offspring."
Thinking of decades later, I was alone in a wheelchair watching the lonely back of the sunset.
"Its! Heart! Can! Kill! ”
The look on Jiang Yun's face became more and more sad and angry, and he kicked his legs and jumped up directly.
In mid-air, Jiang Yun bent his legs into a kneeling knee shape and shouted at the ghost child:
"Little friend, you want your uncle to be the last one!"
Like a disemboweled cannonball, Jiang Yun knelt heavily on the neck of the ghost child.
"Click, click, click."
Between the ghost child's neck, a series of shattering sounds sounded.
......
Who am I
Where am I
What I'm going to do
Zhang Ji's eyelids jumped, looking at the scene in front of him, he was shocked and didn't know what to say, with each attack of Jiang Yun, Zhang Ji's body kept swinging.
In front of Zhang Ji's eyes, the ghost child resisted violently from the beginning, then the resistance gradually weakened, and finally to the present, the ghost child fell motionless under Jiang Yun's knees, and even his body slowly became ...... It's unreal.
"Whew~poof."
Seeing that the figure of the ghost child completely dissipated into the air, Zhang Ji finally came to his senses.
"Evil Spirit...... Evil spirit, evil spirit was killed by this big guy to NUE, it turns out that this is the strength of the top anchor. Looking at the figure of the "great shore", Zhang Ji's eyes couldn't help but show a hint of fanaticism: "If you can follow this big guy, then in the future in the live broadcast mission, can't you go sideways." ”
After a while, seeing that the big guy was still in the posture of kneeling and killing the ghost child, Zhang Ji finally couldn't help it, and asked in a respectful tone: "Big guy, you, are you okay?" ”
Hearing Zhang Ji's voice, Jiang Yun raised his head suddenly, and the pupils of his eyes were slightly red.
"Oh no, my previous performance, did you offend the big guy somewhere." Seeing Jiang Yun's eyes, Zhang Ji couldn't help but lower his head.
Just when Zhang Ji was a little panicked, a hoarse voice came out of Jiang Yun's mouth.
"My knees are numb, come and help me down."
......
"Big guy, please have tea."
A few minutes later, Zhang Ji roughly cleaned up the room, found a soft leather chair for the big guy outside, wiped it back and forth with his sleeves, and then helped Jiang Yun to the soft leather chair.
Not only that, Zhang Ji also found tea leaves and a kettle in the room, and made Jiang Yun a cup of tea with hot water.
Jiang Yun looked at the teacup in his hand, tasted it slightly, and then his brows immediately furrowed.
Zhang Ji, who has always been concerned about the big guy's eyes, tightened his heart: "Is it okay for the big guy to dislike the tea I made?" ”
"Is there any happy water?" Jiang Yun put the teacup down.
“...... Yes, there is. Hearing the big guy's words, Zhang Ji was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly ran out to look for it, fortunately, the owner of this shop was very well prepared.
In addition to coffee and tea, drinks such as happy water, orange juice, and coconut water are also available.
"Gollum, Gollum, Gollum." Jiang Yun took the happy water handed by Zhang Ji, opened the bottle cap and poured it violently.
A minute later
"Huh."
Jiang Yun, who had filled the entire bottle of happy water, burped with satisfaction, and shouted happily: "Comfortable." ”
Seeing a sincere smile on the big guy's face for the first time, Zhang Ji's heart was relieved, looking at the machete left on the ground, his eyes were slightly complicated: "Big guy? ”
"Hmm."
"Do you like to carry a knife when you go out on a mission?"
"You say this knife? I picked it up on the side of the road when I went out, originally, I wanted to find a trash can to throw it away, but I thought it might be useful later, so I took it. ”
"Go out and pick up a knife? Big man, do you think I'll believe what you just said? Zhang Ji glanced at Jiang Yun deeply, and suddenly thought of a strange point.
"No, I remember that I posted a giveaway task, this kind of task, why do you think you have a knife...... Will it be useful? Thinking about it carefully, Zhang Ji felt a faint chill in his back.
Zhang Ji shook his head, shook out all these distracting thoughts in his mind, looked at Jiang Yun, and asked with admiration in his eyes, "Big guy, can I add a friend with you?" ”
"Friends?" Jiang Yun was feeling the power gradually recovering in his body, and when he heard Zhang Ji's words, his eyelids were raised, and he directly refused: "No, I don't like men." ”
Zhang Ji's face was embarrassed, and he hurriedly explained: "Big guy, you misunderstood, I don't like men either." ”
"You don't like men, so what do you want me to do?" Jiang Yun retorted: "You think I don't understand your routine? You must have coveted my outstanding appearance, so you wanted to add me as a friend, and then approached me, moved me, and 'captured' me. ”
"I'm telling you, I'm not going to give you this chance." Jiang Yun said categorically.
"......" looked at Jiang Yun's confident expression, Zhang Ji's face was suffocated, and he didn't know what to say for this big guy's brain circuit for a while.
"Alright, it's not too early, it's time to get down to business." Jiang Yun suddenly stood up from the soft leather chair, patted his hands in fear, and then grabbed Zhang Ji's arm and went directly from the big hole in the room.
Rushed out.