Volume 2 - Growing Up Chapter 141 - "The Drunken Fat Man"

The silver light hid in the dark clouds, plunging the earth into a haze again, and the spring breeze swept thousands of miles, kissing all things. On the outskirts of Luoyang City, a small courtyard is brightly lit.

Under the light of the lights, several figures in the room were printed on the screen window.

"The hall master of Qiyu, Wu Kang and others entered Beijing, and they were taken away by the prince's people because they collided with Shi Chong. But early this morning, their group appeared in Admiralty Hall, and a conflict broke out with Jia Xijie and others! ”

"Oh? It's a miracle. This stinky boy, can he improve his martial arts? ”

"According to the information from his subordinates, this kid's martial arts have made great progress. However, it's just some foreign martial arts. ”

"Hmm!"

The figure through the screen window bowed slightly. Then, there was a voice of speech in the house.

"Your Highness, there are people in the martial arts who have heads and faces, and six or seven out of ten have arrived in the capital. The kings of the capital have not been at peace lately. ”

"Oh? Pick up the main thing to say! ”

"Among the kings, the most frequent activity is Sima Lun, the king of Zhao. Sima Lun recently went to the old thief's mansion in person, and I don't know what he discussed with the old thief.

That night, Jia Nanfeng ordered that the forbidden army in the palace should be led by Sima Lun, and at the same time, he also issued an edict to move Sima Lun to the Taifu! ”

"Oh? Jia Nanfeng is handing over half of his life to Sima Lun! I only heard the man in the room speak with a hint of playfulness.

"Nangong old thief, it seems that he has noticed our movements!"

"Leave him alone! All we have to do is keep an eye on that stinky boy! ”

"Hall Master, I don't know anything, and I ask the hall master to make it clear! Why is the hall master so concerned about that kid? ”

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend!"

…………

The sun is shining in the sky, and the heat wave is rolling.

Wu Kang and his entourage of six people were sweating profusely and walking on the streets where people came and went. I felt sticky all over, and I felt an indescribable discomfort on my body.

A few people are extremely uncomfortable now, but they don't know that there is a great poet in the future generations, who vividly uses a poem to describe the current feelings of several people.

"Alas! Let's just go around like this, what's the point? ”

Wu Kang wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, a little impatient.

"It's really hot!"

Zhang Danshen looked up at the cloudless blue sky, and quickly lowered his head and complained.

"Stinky boy, can't stand it? Still want revenge? If you still want to take revenge, you must take advantage of these days to familiarize yourself with the terrain of the capital! ”

Wu Kang, who was already hot and impatient, heard the word "revenge", and "Teng" came with strength.

"Let's go! Senior Mao, take me to Nangong Yaoyang Mansion, I will go to the territory around his house ten times, and find out the territory of this old thief today. ”

The crowd "......"

When Mao Yishan heard this, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and said, "Turn ten times? Little Brother Wu Kang, I heard you right, right? Let's not talk about whether you can get close to the National Teacher's Mansion, even if you can. Do you know how big the National Teacher's Mansion is? ”

"How big?"

Wu Kang really didn't think about this problem. What Wu Kang thought about was to slaughter Nangong Yaoyang with a knife and avenge the old beggar.

"I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I say it! There are hundreds of places where the subordinates live, not to mention the disciples and masters in the mansion! ”

In Wu Kang's mind, there was obviously no definition for hundreds of rooms, but it just sounded like a big feeling, and he didn't surprise Wu Kang.

"No matter how old he is, I'm going to kill him!"

Wu Kang's hatred is still unwavering. When Mao Yishan heard this, he finally couldn't help but hold his forehead, and then laughed helplessly, stepped forward and patted Wu Kang's shoulder, and looked at Wu Kang, extremely serious and solemn.

"Little brother, you are so naïve! Do you think you're the only one in the world who wants to kill that old thief? Just the people in the court who want to kill the old thief, you can't count them with ten hands! Do you know that the old thief will survive to this day? There is only one way, that old thief really survived to this day with his ability! ”

Mao Yishan gently patted Wu Kang on the shoulder, and his huge face slowly retreated. When Li Changfeng on the side heard this, he just sighed, greeted everyone, sat down at the tea stall on the street, drank a pot of tea, and continued to walk.

Everyone had come to the tea shed and sat down, and Wu Kang stood alone on the street in the scorching sun.

"I don't care why he lives to this day, I must take revenge! Certain! ”

"Doesn't this guy have a problem with his brain?"

"I think so!"

"What's wrong with this man?"

"Nine times out of ten, he's a fool."

The next moment, Wu Kang suddenly shouted hysterically, and the people who came and went were all startled by him, pointing at him and talking about it.

"Wu Kang ......"

"Sit down, he'll be crazy if he's going to go crazy!"

"Guest officers, your tea!"

"Come on! Drink tea! ”

Zhang Danshen, who was sitting in the tea shed, saw that Wu Kang was ugly, and wanted to get up to persuade Wu Kang, but was pulled by Li Changfeng and had to give up.

At this time, tea was also served. Li Changfeng greeted, and everyone took the dishes. Holding herbal tea in the pergola, he watched Wu Kang bulging in the street.

After Wu Kang finished shouting, he found himself being watched, and saw everyone sitting under the tea shed not far away, drinking tea while enjoying the coolness, and walked to the closed shop on the side angrily, and walked up the stone steps.

Just as Wu Kang was angry with a few people, there was a sudden commotion on the street.

"Get out of the way, get out of the way! Brother Liu, that's all for today's wine, you go back and drink it again, don't give it away! ”

"Xu, Brother Xu, don't run, don't run, the wine hasn't finished yet, burp ......"

"Alas! Two guest officers, two guest officers, etc., you haven't paid for the wine yet! Yes, I'm sorry! ”

Everyone looked at the street, and saw three figures, chasing after you. Peculiarly, the cheeks of these two people, under the scorching sun, showed a heavy burgundy.

The man in front of him was carrying a long sword and a wine gourd hanging from his waist, and he was chasing the man behind, with a fat head and big ears, and an open chest and belly. In each hand, he held a large jar of wine.

However, behind the two, there was also a little guy who was out of breath and sweating profusely.

The most amazing thing is the two people in front. Although the two of them are drunk, they can always avoid the dense pedestrians on the street!

And in the last little guy, there is no such flexible body as the two of them, and from time to time they collide with passers-by who can't avoid them.

"Moo!"

Just as everyone was attracted by the pursuit of the three people, an ox cart suddenly drove out of the side street. The bullock cart was carrying bags of bulging things, piled up about half a man's height.

On the sack, there was also an old man dressed in a cloak and a hat on his head.

The person at the front, when he saw that an ox cart suddenly came out of the middle of the road, he made a force under his feet, and the whole person rose in the air and flipped in the air.

"Phew!"

"Xiao Er, I'll put the money here!"

When the figure was above the ox cart, it threw the things in his hand down, and the silver flashed in the air and landed on the ox cart.

Holding two wine jars, he chased the man behind him, threw the wine jar in his hand into the air, and went straight to the ox cart, stepped on the rail, and his whole body rose with strength.

"Ahh

The coachman screamed in fright, for fear that the two jars of wine in the air would fall and fall on top of his head.

Unexpectedly, the next scene made the people who witnessed it, and even a few people drinking tea in the tea shed, were startled by the "drunk fat man" with a big belly.

I saw that the "drunk fat man" jumped into the air, grabbed a wine jar that turned over the mouth of the jar, and drank a sip on the mouth.

Almost instantly, the "drunken fat man" stretched out his hand and grabbed the falling wine from another jar.

The liquor is in the stomach, and the body is firmly on the ground. Not a drop of the wine from the two jars of heaven was spilled.

"Good wine! Brother Xu, wait for me! ”

Seeing the fat man leaping in the air as if he was about to acrobatics, Wu Kang was dumbfounded. The people around who were the first to react immediately clapped their hands.

Wu Kang came back to his senses, and when the man who ran first was already in front of him, only a moment later, the figure disappeared into the distance. Seeing the figure disappear in front of him from near and far, Wu Kang suddenly got up from the floor tiles.

"Sword Immortal Senior?"

subconsciously shouted, and then chased out.

"Ahem! Cough! Burst! What is that stinky boy chasing?! ”

Xiang Fei, who was drinking tea, saw Wu Kang rushing out with a brisk walk, and was immediately choked with the tea in his mouth, and a mouthful of tea squirted directly out of his mouth.

With a bang, as soon as Xiang Fei's words fell, Guan Shouting beside him also suddenly got up and chased out.

"What's the situation?"

"Keep up!"

As soon as Xiang Fei's second sentence fell, he saw Li Changfeng take a light fortune, and suddenly arrived three zhang away. And Zhang Danshen also swung the bowl in his hand to the table, got up and chased out.

"Let's go!"

Although Mao Yishan and Xiang Fei didn't know what was happening, they saw that everyone was running out, glanced at each other, shouted in unison, and flew out with one foot on the table.

"You wait for me!"

Among the crowd, only Zhang Danshen will not work lightly. Although Zhang Danshen set off before the two, he was surpassed by the two in just a moment.

Looking at the figures moving away one after another, Zhang Danshen, who was leaning on two legs, could only shout and try his best to catch up with everyone's footsteps.

The eyes of the people in the streets were attracted by the people who rushed out one after another, and the people who didn't know the truth even thought that everyone was an acrobatic troupe and came to Beijing to perform.

Let's say, everyone chased all the way and soon arrived at the East City Gate. Li Changfeng has deep internal strength, although he is a latecomer, he has already arrived before Wu Kang, followed by the two people who chased after me.

The two men came to the city gate, stepped on the shoulders of the guards on duty under the city tower, and went out directly. Of course, not only the two of them, but the people after them basically passed through the city gate in the same way.

Several people chased all the way to the suburbs, and the "drunk fat man" still maintained the same distance from the person in front, while Li Changfeng was about dozens of steps away from the "drunk fat man".

Li Changfeng saw clearly behind the "drunk fat man", and the "drunk fat man" would raise the wine jar in his hand and take a sip every time he was a certain distance.

Every time the "drunk fat man" drinks, it seems that his skills have increased greatly, and the light power runs more and more rapidly. After he drank, Li Changfeng could only be forced to go all out in order to barely catch up with the "drunk fat man".

"Hehe, where are you running now? Brother Xu, look at the altar! ”

Just as Li Changfeng was chasing with all his might, the "drunk fat man" suddenly grinned, raised his head and drank the remaining wine in his hand, and then suddenly threw out the wine jar in his hand.

The jar spun rapidly, heading straight for the man in front of him. The man in front of him saw the wine jar coming, and he didn't dare to slack off. With a force on his feet, his body flipped in the air.

The "drunken fat man" seized the opportunity, took a sip of wine, and quickly caught up with the person who was being chased in front of him.

The man couldn't get rid of it, so he turned around and threw a long punch. The "drunk fat man" dodged with a slight tilt.

Seeing this, the man punched out again and went straight to the wine jar in the hands of the "drunk fat man". The "drunken fat man" slammed the jar and rolled from one hand over his shoulder to the other.

In the face of fierce attacking boxing, "Drunk Fat" appeared to be extremely flexible. The big belly shrank back, and it was easy to dodge the fist, and while dodging, he also leisurely lifted the wine jar and poured it into his mouth.

"Hah!"

The "drunk fat man" scolded, changed his defense to attack, and used the wine jar in his hand as a weapon to attack the man.

Li Changfeng stood a few feet away from the two of them, looking at the tricks of the "drunk fat man", and his heart was amazed.

Li Changfeng has been walking the rivers and lakes for decades, and he has seen a lot of kung fu such as drunken boxing. But I have never seen such a wide and heavy person, drunk and drunk, not to mention so flexible and elegant, the number of punches is more tight and orderly than that of a person who is not drunk.