Chapter 16: Make a Friend

Along the way, Wu Yong used all kinds of jokes he saw on the earth to tease Liu Ningshuang, making Liu Ningshuang's silver bell-like laughter never stop along the way. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Wu Yong sent Liu Ningshuang to the door of the wing, Wu Yong was about to turn around and leave, and suddenly Liu Ningshuang stopped him in a very crisp voice behind him; ”

"What's wrong. Wu Yong turned his head to look at Liu Ningshuang.

"Tomorrow night, let's continue to walk together, okay?" In the end, Liu Ningshuang's voice was as low as a mosquito, weak and silent, and her little face suddenly highlighted a touch of red, and it became more and more red, and a little embarrassed smile appeared on her face because of shyness, her head was slightly lowered, and her little hands didn't know where to put it.

Wu stared at Liu Ningshuang with a wicked smile, and didn't speak, just looked at her quietly, with a look of confidence I already knew.

Halfway through, Wu said with a smile to Liu Ningshuang, who was still blushing and a little at a loss: "Yes, but it's ......" Wu changed his tone with a smile, and looked at Liu Ningshuang silently with a smile on his face.

"But nothing. Liu Ningshuang asked.

"Why are you in such a hurry? Wu said to Liu Ningshuang with a wicked smile on his face.

"I ......" Liu Ningshuang heard Wu Yong's words, her little face immediately turned red and was about to drip blood, her heart was like a deer, she was speechless for a while, she didn't know how to explain, she issued a 'I' word in a long time, and then she didn't know how to say it.

"Ah~~", Wu Yong let out a long sigh, deliberately changed the topic, and then said: "I don't see that it's too early, you still have to compete tomorrow, go in and rest." ”

"Hmm. Liu Ningshuang answered, then pushed open the door, and before entering, she turned around and looked at Wu Yong with a soothing face: "You also rest early." Liu Ningshuang was a little speechless, and her mouth just wanted to continue talking, but the girl's reserve still made her reluctantly close.

She stood there and looked at Wu Yong quietly, as if she was very afraid of forgetting, afraid that she would not be able to recognize him if she couldn't remember Wu Yong's appearance in the future, and she wanted to take a few more looks, until Wu Yong smiled at her like a fascination, and then left, she reluctantly closed the door.

On the way back, Wu Yong showed a smug smile and said to himself very proudly: "Some people, obviously they have a handsome face that can easily take their sister, but he prefers to rely on talent, he has to be stubborn, he has to be stubborn, he really doesn't know what to say." ”

At this critical juncture, a majestic figure stood up and completely stopped someone's pretending to be B.

"Ahem, that's right, it's the omnipotent Lord Benshensho, all wise and martial readers, you heard it right, it's me, it's me, it's me, without hesitation, resolutely, thoroughly, ruthlessly crushing his daydreams. ”

"Don't ask me why, Lord Ben Shen Shovel is so great, remember what I said before, I know you have forgotten, first Lord Ben Shen Shovel is telling you again, Lord Ben Shen Shovel is the obligation to help the mentally handicapped, important words, say it three times, mentally retarded, mentally retarded, what, you said I only said it twice, hey, you are also mentally retarded, didn't you see my last sentence and say it again. ”

The readers in the audience silently rolled up their sleeves, copied the steel pipe, touched the bricks, and then one of the alliance leaders called, mlgb, bb scolded us for being mentally retarded for a long time, right, brothers, kill him for me, Lao Tzu has already seen that he is unhappy, and he has been killed when he was caught and the author stoned him to death with a starting point coin, what kind of broken book he wrote, give me a replacement.

Bang, bang Ah, uncles, spare your life, please don't fight, spare your life, ah~~, duang, a reader was too emotional, and directly picked up the big clock next to him and smashed it on his face, and then the broken shovel went straight over.

The leader of the alliance threw down the red-beaten iron rod, panted, pointed to the shovel lying on the ground like a dead dog, and scolded: "TM, if I didn't kill you this time, it's your fate, you dead old man, next time you dare to talk nonsense, I have to do the right thing for heaven." ”

"Well, it's the fault of the old decay, it's the fault of the old decay, the old decay is going to say it quickly, it's going to be said quickly, because Wu Yong this kid has recently committed 'Stockholm Andermin Hehaosheng Pattersongraf Joe Neurasthenia Multiple Indirect Syndrome'...... I. ”

The readers picked up the steel pipe they had just put down and slowly walked towards the god.

"Pipe dreams for short. Shen Shovel looked at the readers who surrounded and had unkind faces, and hurriedly finished speaking.

After hearing this, the readers slowly stopped and slowly put down the steel pipe in their hands.

Shen Shovel wiped the cold sweat on his head, touched his little heart that was about to jump out of his fright, gasped, and after half a sound, he said: "In order to help him heal, I walked out of the shadows and let him not fall into lewd fantasies, so the following situation happened.

Just when Wu Yong was pretending to be b, an extremely disdainful voice came into Wu Yong's mind.

Shen Shovel pointed at Wu Yong's nose and scolded: "I went to your grandmother's, I've seen a face, I've never seen you so shameless, and I still rely on your face, I won't make any evaluation of your appearance, I will find a pig by myself, let it pee, and then take a look at it yourself, look at your lost color, as for your talent, hahahaha, this is the funniest thing I've ever heard, your duck voice plagiarized Xu Song's song, how come you haven't been killed on the earth, I have to admit that you can live until now, it's a miracle." ”

"Hmph! What's wrong with me, the last time I peed on my own, I still looked at it, obviously very handsome, you are naked jealousy, you are jealous of my handsomeness, as for my talent, how can you understand this broken shovel. ”

"Hahahaha, I just smiled and didn't speak, your current appearance is your predecessor Wu, you think about the appearance of your deity on the earth, fat head and big ears, like a pig, and your talent, if it weren't for the little girl who had never heard of it, you thought you could live until now. The god shoveled justice Ling Ran, and impassionedly refuted Wu with sarcasm.

"I'll you, break the shovel, and die. Wu was annoyed and angry, and scolded in his mind.

"Turtle son, Lao Tzu killed you today. The divine shovel appeared directly in the air, and it was a shovel for Wu.

Bang!bang!bang...... , One person and one shovel launched a fierce battle in reality, Wu dragged the shovel to the ground and scolded and smashed, the shovel caught Wu's ass is slammed, and for a while the scolding, fighting, mixed together, is really unbearable.

After a while, you roll and I fight, the dust is flying, Wu Yong's beaten nose and eyes are swollen, his face is purple, and the shovel is not much better, and he was pressed to the ground and kicked by Wu Yong.

At this moment, a night watchman came from afar and shouted, "What are you doing, you are noisy, you don't want to compete?" ”

At this time, the divine shovel under Wu Yong's feet had long since disappeared.

The night watchman walked up to Wu Yong, looked at Wu Yong's blue nose and swollen eyes, and asked, "That person muttered, tell him to come out." ”

Wu Yong suddenly thought in his mind that fighting would be disqualified.

Wu Yong was a little scared, but he was nervous, and a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in his mind: "I was fighting with the stone just now, and the stone hit me, so I fought with him in a fit of anger." ”

"Fart, you should be SB, that person muttered, you call him out, otherwise I will directly disqualify you from the competition. ”

"It's indeed the stone, I just fought with it, don't believe it, you ask the stone. Wu Yong said very innocently.

However, in his mind, Wu Yong was anxiously asking Shen Shovel, "What should I do!!"

Shen Shovel: "Now you know that you are looking for me, why didn't you think of it when you hit me just now." ”

Wu Yong looked helpless and shouted: "It's not you yet, you did it first." ”

God shovel: "You sb, what do you know, I'm helping you and letting you recognize the reality." ”

At this time, the night watchman was still asking hard, Wu Yong was very anxious, and said to the god shovel in his mind: "Don't worry about it so much, what should we do about this, or we won't participate, so we can just quit." ”

God shovel scolded angrily: "Fart, you can quit if you want to, no." ”

Wu Yong: "Then what should I do, now everyone is looking for it." ”

God Shovel: "You TM is a waste, you can't even handle this little thing, you only know how to ask people." ”

Wu Yong: "Don't care about any waste or not, now that the enemy is now, you should think of a way." ”

God shovel: "There is a way, you bribe him." ”

Wu Yong: "I don't have anything, what kind of bribe." ”

Shen Shovel: "Aren't you always carrying that Seven Absolute Palms of yours on your body? ”

Wu Yong looked at the Divine Shovel incredulously, "You are insane, give him the Seven Absolute Palms! That is a yellow-level mid-level martial art, and it can be regarded as the treasure of the town clan by the various families in Cangyun Town, and I am still a good yellow-level mid-level, how can I give it to him because of this, unless I am kicked in the head by a donkey." ”

Shen Shovel: "The eyes of the rat are inch-eyed, follow me and you are afraid that you will not get better exercises in the future, besides, these seven absolute palms, you are all practicing to perfection, and it is useless to keep them, just give them to him, save more trouble." ”

Wu Yong: "That's not good, even if these Seven Absolute Palms are of little use to me, but its value is still there, and it's not worth it at all to solve such a trivial matter." ”

God Shovel: "You question me. ”

Wu Yong: "I don't do SB trading. ”

God Shovel: "Okay, then I don't care, you solve it yourself, don't blame me for not reminding you, if you quit the game, after five days, I won't take you to explore the treasure." ”

Wu Yong snorted coldly, and said angrily, if you solve it yourself, you will solve it yourself.

The communication in the mind can be said to be instantaneous, and the reality at this time has only passed a second.

Wu said to the night watchman in a very flattering soft voice: "Brother Night Watchman, it was indeed this stone that hit me, because I didn't break through for a long time. I wasn't in a good mood and wanted to vent, so I found him to fight. ”

The night watchman was furious, and snorted angrily: "Hmph, your face is blue and your eyes are swollen by this stone, so I will rush at you with this attitude, follow me, and I will now announce that your qualification for the competition has been disqualified." ”

"Hey, hey, don't mind, if you have something to say, Brother Night Patrol, do you think this is okay, I don't have anything of value on me, just one person, after I get the ranking in this competition, I will give you all the prizes I get, counting the reward for letting me go, okay?"

"Hmph! It's up to you, look at the way you look, what strength do you have to dare to say that you can win the ranking. The Nightwatchman said disdainfully.

Wu used his luck vitality, and the strength of the peak of the martial apprentice six heavens was immediately revealed, and his luck vitality used the seventh palm of the seven absolute palms "love absolute", and the power of the fluctuation of the vitality in the air was almost comparable to that of the martial disciple eight heavens.

The Nightwatchman looked at it all faintly.

After Wu Yong finished using it, he said to the night watchman: "My current cultivation is the peak of the Martial Disciple Six Heavens, and I have also cultivated a one-step Yellow Rank Intermediate Martial Skill, after fully exerting it, it can be said that the Martial Disciples are invincible under the Eight Heavens, I think this strength can still achieve the top twenty." ”

The night watchman looked at Wu Yong indifferently: "Do you think I will believe you? Just your attitude just now, you are completely deceiving me, and when you win the ranking, you are regretting, isn't it normal that this thing didn't happen?"

Wu Yong took a breath and continued to flatter: "Then you should have a good fate, I will invite you to drink afterwards this time, we will be good friends in the future, and after this competition, I will definitely give you the prize in person, do you think this is okay?"

The night watchman thought about it in his mind, now this kid has broken through to the peak of the martial apprentice six heavens, and it can be said that it is inevitable to break through to the warrior realm in the future, even if it is a martial artist, it is very possible.

Moreover, this kid has cultivated the Yellow Rank Intermediate Martial Arts at such a young age, you must know that this is basically the work of the Zhen Clan, how can it be learned if you are not the heir of the family, and even if you break this matter, it is estimated that it will not be of any benefit, and it will offend a family, and the gains outweigh the losses.

If you let him go, hello, I'm good, everyone, you can still have a good fate, and if you can't do it, you can still play a lot of use for yourself in the future.

After weighing the pros and cons, a smile appeared on the night watchman's face, patted the dust on Wu Yong's body with his hand, and said with a smile: "The prize is free, I haven't fallen to coveting that little thing, this matter is just for me to make you a friend, you must remember to invite me to drink after the competition." ”

"Okay, okay, definitely, definitely, then we will be friends in the future, by the way, what's your name, my name is Wu Yong." ”

"Just call me Brother Li in the future, by the way, hurry back, wash with more water, don't let people find out." Brother Li looked around and said to Wu Yong.

Wu thanked Brother Li with a smile, "Thank you, Brother Li, I'll go back quickly." ”

Brother Li waved his hand and said no, and then continued to go on the night patrol, Wu Yong stood there, looked at Brother Li's back with a smile, and then turned to leave.