Chapter 33: The Master Next Door and Jingjing (Asking for a Monthly Pass, Asking for a Collection, Asking for a Recommendation Ticket)

After a while, Knorr surfaced, and the area where he fell into the water had several fish jumping in the water.

According to Hu Xiaofei's estimate, he was stunned.

Jia Le caught a stunned fish, waved it at Hu Xiaofei, and then put it in the crotch of his pants.

Hu Xiaofei couldn't help but sigh when he saw this scene.

Jia Le is a man.

Jia Le didn't care about this, continued to swim forward for a section, and caught another one.

It is estimated that the crotch space is limited, so he caught this fish and went ashore.

"Xiaofei, how is it, I'm amazing, I haven't seen this fishing technique."

Seeing Jia Le pretending to be there, Hu Xiaofei was also a little itchy.

Pretending to be forced is a technical job.

In the early days, it was like Knorr, which began to be huge, with bells and whistles, and a bombastic end of the end.

And Hu Xiaofei was different, I saw him concentrate and calm down, picked up a few stones from the side of the pool, and relied on his hearing and eyesight, and arm strength beyond ordinary people.

I saw him raise his hand lightly, and a stone flew out of his hand...... There is no then.

didn't hit, this is his cleverness, as long as you don't make those noises before pretending to be forced, after pretending to fail, no one knows.

Fail once, then do it again.

This time he observed carefully, and combined with the experience of failure last time, he realized.

The reason why he missed the first time was that he forgot the refraction of water, and this time he only needs to deviate a little, and he will definitely be able to.

In fact, this time he really succeeded, so he said that he was not afraid to learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and he was not afraid to go all over the world, and the junior high school teacher really did not deceive people.

Seeing the situation here, Jia Le gave Hu Xiaofei a thumbs up.

"Xiaofei, you are really powerful, you can also fish with stones, I can't."

Hu Xiaofei smiled indifferently and pretended to be indifferent.

Just as he was about to speak, he noticed that someone was coming.

Looking at the man, he saw a monk wearing a gray monk's robe and short hair walking over, also carrying a wooden bucket for drawing water.

If nothing else, this should be the master next door to Uncle Four-eyed.

Guessing the origin of the person, Hu Xiaofei relaxed.

The barren mountains and mountains here, a radius of 100 miles are uninhabited, and a person suddenly appears, which really makes people wonder what this thing is.

The master walked to the waterhole, watched Knorr load the fish there, and said in a four-eyed tone.

"Knorr."

As soon as Jia Le heard the voice of the master, he was taken aback at the moment, and he didn't even dare to turn around, and froze there.

"Master"

The master continued.

"Kneel, the master asked you to carry the water, and you came to touch the fish."

Jia Le didn't think about it, he knelt directly on the ground, grabbed his ears with both hands, and said resignedly.

"The master likes to eat fish, so he ......"

When the master heard that Simu liked to eat fish, he was reluctant at the moment.

"Master doesn't like it now, shouldn't you release these fish?"

Knorr felt a little strange and asked again.

"Release?"

"Yes, release them immediately." The master continued, his tone becoming stern.

"The master is really strange today, he has always made a mistake in killing, and he let it go, how can he be so kind today." Knorr muttered in a low voice.

However, the movements of his hands were not slow, he lifted the bucket and poured the fish caught by Hu Xiaofei into the waterhole.

At this time, Hu Xiaofei finally couldn't help it and laughed directly.

When the master heard Hu Xiaofei's laughter, he also laughed.

"Haha......"

"Hehe, Jia Le, you are really cowardly, is Uncle Four-Eyed really so scary? I think he's pretty amiable. ”

Hu Xiaofei sneered.

Jia Le turned around at this time, and after seeing the master, he said happily.

"Master, you're back."

The master also said with a smile.

"Your master has such a kind heart to let you be released, I haven't seen you for a few years, you have grown up, ah."

After finishing speaking, I looked at the crotch of Knorr's pants, and the meaning of it was indescribable.

After talking to Jia Le, the master looked at Hu Xiaofei.

"Is this Junhou Sheng's new apprentice your master has accepted in the past few years? Your master is in good luck. ”

Hu Xiaofei heard the master's praise and saluted the master.

"I've seen the master, the four-eyed Taoist is my uncle."

The master looked suddenly enlightened and smiled.

"I'll just say that he doesn't have that blessing in his eyes."

Hu Xiaofei smiled happily and did not answer.

It was only then that the master remembered the purpose of his visit.

"Oh, carry water."

Knorr also got dressed and helped the master fill the water.

But at this time, there were two white-bellied fish floating on the pool, which were hit by Hu Xiaofei and had already hung up.

Since it was a dead fish, Hu Xiaofei was not polite, and directly used a straw rope to pass through the gills of the fish and tie the two fish together.

After doing this, he turned back to the master and smiled.

"Master, don't mind."

The master also smiled.

"It's okay, in fact, we are in the same vein as Buddhism, we don't have so many precepts, it's the same as ordinary people, I don't eat meat, it's completely a matter of personal appetite, and it's not in the way."

When Hu Xiaofei heard the master say this, he had no scruples at all.

Filling the bucket, Hu Xiaofei wanted to help the master pick up the water in line with the principle of respecting the old and loving the young, but it didn't work out, and it was a joke.

For those who have never used a flat pole, it is even more difficult to grasp that rhythm at first.

After a few steps, the water was half spilled.

Helpless, Hu Xiaofei had to go back again to fill the bucket.

The master saw that Hu Xiaofei couldn't use a flat pole, so he decided to pick the water himself.

In the end, Knorr and Maestro carried the water and started the race one after the other.

And Hu Xiaofei, a weak scumbag who can't use a flat shoulder, had to carry two fish and shout 666 to the two of them like salted fish.

"Master, hurry up, are you tired and can't walk."

"I'm here to keep my strength up, don't you see I'm in front of you?"

Knorr saw that the master had surpassed him, and quickly began to accelerate.

The master is also an old naughty boy, with a childlike heart, and he cheered with Jia Le.

You accelerate, I accelerate.

The two of you chased after me, leaving two hearty laughter along the way.

Seeing that he was about to get home, the master rushed to the front of Jia Le again.

Knorr is halfway ahead, and he will arrive home when he looks at it, how can he let the master lead?

I didn't even look at the road under my feet, and just started trotting.

I have to say that Knorr's flat shoulder is really slippery, and when he trotted up, he didn't spill a few drops of water.

Hu Xiaofei looked at Knorr's appearance and couldn't help but think of the 86 in Tyumen Mountain.

As the saying goes, you must be cautious in life, Jia Le has obviously not been beaten by society, and after surpassing the master, he is still ridiculing the master for not being fast enough, is he old, and his body is not good.

Try to prove that a master is a master.

Jia Le was extremely sad, stepped on a pig's poop, and fell directly into the sky.

At this time, the master smiled.

"Young man, it's useless, you have to be steady, go back and change into beautiful clothes, and I'll introduce you to a new friend."

After speaking, he carried the water and returned to the next door steadily and quickly.

Hu Xiaofei followed behind the two of them, and didn't remind them when he saw that Jia Le was about to step on the poop.

He felt that young people would have to suffer some social beatings, otherwise they would not be able to stand things in the future.

I hope this incident can make him understand the truth that victory is not arrogant, and defeat is not abandoned.

Walked up to Knorr, helped him up, and asked.

"How's it going, are you alright?"

Knorr hung his head and said.

"I'm useless."

Hu Xiaofei patted him on the shoulder and said.

"It's so much stronger than me, I can't even use a flat pole."

People are afraid of comparison, and when you think about it this way, Jiale is much more comfortable.

"It's okay, I'll teach you how to use a flat pole tomorrow, it's very simple."

After saying that, he stood up and patted the muddy water on his buttocks.

"Let's go back quickly, the master is going to introduce us to new friends."