Chapter 37: The Return of the Four Eyes (Asking for a Monthly Pass, Asking for a Collection, Asking for a Recommendation Ticket)
Hu Xiaofei slept deeply, and Jia Le was also heartless, and his sleep quality was super good.
But the eyes in the wild are very uncomfortable, and chasing corpses is not only a technical job, but also a physical work.
Not only does it consume people's physical strength, but it also has to be able to endure loneliness and endure hardship.
The four-eyed Taoist is a very diligent person, not only has skills, but also can endure hardships.
For the corpse chase, he is one of the best in the industry.
can play the corpse to the flower, but tonight, his luck is not good, and he actually encountered a monster stealing the corpse.
After the failure to steal the corpse, he still wanted to seduce him, but fortunately, he was a step ahead, and finally harvested a bottle of spiritual blood and a fox skin.
Although the monster was cleaned up by him, the guests with him were messy, bouncing and jumping, so lively.
Set up your customers and move on.
After dawn, I finally returned to my residence.
"Stand upright, get off work."
After extinguishing the soul-attracting lamp, the four eyes began to call the door.
"Knorr, hurry up and open the door"
Isn't this kid at home?
Poked the paste paper on the door with both hands, opened the deadbolt, and saw Knorr lying on the bed, sleeping soundly.
Seeing this, he was angry and didn't fight anywhere, he worked hard to make money to support his family, this kid asked him to watch the door, he slept like a dead pig, it was simply unreasonable, not to fight.
His Dao heart is not clear, and his mood is not smooth.
Put down the burden on your body and pick up the bamboo stick under the eaves.
However, due to carelessness, a stick fell to the ground.
Jia Le had a busy day yesterday, and he slept very heavily today, and some small movements made it difficult to wake him up.
Four eyes gave each zombie a stick and began to do it.
"Heavenly spirit, earth spirit, forget the bell, hit when you scream, beat you when you scream, give me an order, forgive."
After catching up with these, Simu quietly walked into the room with a stick in his hand, touched the head of Knorr's bed, and showed a sinister smile on his face.
"Stinky boy, I'll let you sleep."
After saying that, he picked up the stick and slapped it towards Knorr's ass.
Knorr, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly felt a sharp pain in his buttocks, and couldn't help but scream.
"Oops, who spanked me."
Seeing that his goal had succeeded, Simu stood aside and gloated.
"Let you watch the house, you sleep like a dead pig, you don't know if you've been stolen, you say you should be beaten."
Jia Le was still confused, but then he was drowned out by the raindrops of sticks.
The aching Knorr begged loudly for mercy.
"Master, I don't dare."
The desire to survive saved Jia Le's life, and he didn't have time to shout oops.
The zombies also stopped.
Although Jia Le didn't know what was going on, he still pinched his nose, held his breath, and slipped out of the zombie circle.
Then he asked aggrievedly.
"Master, what are you doing, just beat me up when you come back."
When the four-eyed Taoist heard this, he was not happy.
"What, do you still need a reason to beat you? Slept like a pig, and was eaten by wild beasts without knowing it. ”
Jia Le had no choice but to accept his fate.
Simu snorted and said.
"I'm so tired, you set these customers up, I'll go rest for a while."
After saying that, the four-eyed Taoist walked towards the inner room.
Jia Le hurriedly stopped.
"Master, your room is occupied by Xiao Fei, will you sleep on my bed for a while?"
"Has Xiaofei come back from Maoshan?"
"Yes, I came back the day before yesterday, and the master next door also came back."
When Simu heard the news of the master next door coming back, he was dumbfounded.
"How can this dead monk come back, Zheshou, this day after day, he can't live in peace again."
When Jia Le heard this, he squinted at the four eyes and glanced at the Taoist, and secretly laughed in his heart.
"Hehe, there's a good show to watch now, and with the master next door attracting firepower, I'm much better."
Knorr returns to the morgue with the zombies, and the four-eyed Taoist lays down on Knorr's bed, ready to sleep.
At this time, Hu Xiaofei woke up in a daze, although he slept all night, his spirit still did not recover, and he was groggy.
If he wasn't hungry, he wouldn't want to move.
Walked to Knorr's bed with his eyes blurred, pushed Knorr, and said lazily.
"Knorr, get up and cook, I'm starving."
But Simu was sleeping on the bed, and seeing Hu Xiaofei's appearance, Simu just regained his calm state of mind, and began to be angry again, and reached out to give Hu Xiaofei a burst.
"Knorr is not good at looking at home, sleeping lazy, you are too much than him, not only sleeping lazy, but also delicious."
Hu Xiaofei was woken up by the hammer of the four-eyed Taoist, holding his head and showing a flattering smile.
"Uncle Shi, you're back, wasn't I too tired from drawing talismans last night, so I'm a little confused today."
Hearing this, Simu asked suspiciously.
"Really? Don't lie to me, you kid, or you'll have good fruit to eat. ”
In order to prove that he was still working hard, Hu Xiaofei directly took out a pile of talismans from the house, as well as the wooden talisman.
"Look, so many paintings."
The four eyes checked it, and they were all excellent runes, not only the runes were smooth, but the mana contained in them was also sufficient.
There are no less than a dozen kinds of corpse suppression talismans, evil talismans, and ghost exorcism talismans, and it seems that this kid is still very talented in drawing talismans.
The last wooden talisman was held in the hand of the four-eyed Taoist leader and carefully probed.
"You made this wooden talisman?"
The four-eyed Taoist asked in surprise.
"yes"
Looking at Hu Xiaofei's indifferent face, the four-eyed Taoist had an urge to die.
Unlike the master next door, the four-eyed Taoist is a Maoshan Taoist, and he knows the difficulty of making wooden talismans.
Even if he has been in the human master realm for some years, he can do paper talismans, and even he is proficient in refining magic weapons.
But with the wooden runes, he never succeeded.
As for his senior brother Lin Fengjiao, he still knew that although the mana of Dao Xing was stronger than him, if it came to talisman refining, he was still more proficient.
Since he can't make wooden talismans, then the senior brother shouldn't be able to, so Hu Xiaofei's kid is a bit demonic.
Like Uncle Jiu, Simu is always a serious person to outsiders, or people who are not familiar with him.
But for the younger generations, it has always been, what is yours is mine, and mine is yours.
"You've done a good job with this wooden talisman, Uncle Shi, I want to take a good look at it and see if there are any shortcomings."
After speaking, without waiting for Hu Xiaofei to reply, he walked into his room with a wooden talisman, leaving Hu Xiaofei alone in the wind.
After a while, Simu came out of the room and threw Hu Xiaofei a worn-out booklet and a broken jade talisman.
"This is for you, see if you can study what Taoism, this is the cultivation method of Samadhi True Fire and the jade talisman, although the jade talisman cannot be used, it is still very valuable for research."
After finishing speaking, he looked at Hu Xiaofei with a smile, looking like you have made a lot of money.
As soon as Hu Xiaofei heard the name of Samadhi True Fire, he immediately came to the spirit, this is a legendary existence, with great power, not only can make alchemy, but also has the characteristics of water splashing and wind blowing.
If you really learn it, it's a great supernatural power, and when you encounter demons and monsters in the future, it's not a matter of grasping it.
After putting away the booklet and the jade talisman, Hu Xiaofei forgot about the wooden talisman being taken away by the four-eyed Taoist leader, and licked his face to the four-eyed daoist.
"Uncle Shi, what other good treasures do you have, give me a few more, you see my nephew, although I am about to reach the realm of a human teacher now, but there is no magic weapon that can be used, you see ......"
Hearing this, Simu shook his head again and again.
"I'm looking for your master to ask for a magic weapon, he has a lot, I still have a bottle of spiritual blood here, and I got it after killing the fox last night, so I'll give it to you."
After speaking, he took out the spiritual blood from the baggage and handed it to Hu Xiaofei.
Hu Xiaofei also knows the temperament of Uncle Simu, he is very picky, and it will be an extrajudicial favor to be able to give him so many good things, and if he wants something else, it is estimated that there is no fun.
Simu waited until Hu Xiaofei left, and then he felt that something was wrong, what was the fox spirit doing stealing zombies last night, did you eat it? Unlikely.
"Oh, whatever, she's already killed anyway, why do you want to do so much."
Then he lay down on the bed.