Lu Mingfei watched Painted Pear Yi eating five-eye fried rice happily, a little embarrassed, and coughed a few times: "Painted Pear Clothes, Painted Pear Clothes." ”

"Huh? Sakura, what's wrong? Eri Yi noticed the look on Lu Mingfei's face, put down the spoon in her hand, blinked her eyes and looked at Lu Mingfei, and there were two rice grains stuck to the corners of her mouth.

Looking at Eriyi's clear eyes, Lu Mingfei sighed, thinking of how much Uesugi Yue, Yuan Zhisheng, and Chen Hongjian loved Eriyi, and it is estimated that he had not taught Eriyi what to eat, and it was difficult for other girls to come out to play, and it seemed a bit disappointing for him to say these now.

"Nothing, I just want to ask if you want another one?" Lu Mingfei shook his head and glanced at the four plastic food boxes on the table without a trace.

"Good! Help me with two more! Two servings of miso soup too! ”

Eri didn't notice how shocked the convenience store cashier behind her was, in her opinion, such a beautiful little sister should have eaten some light food and even vegetables, salads and fruits every day to maintain such a good figure. But reality slapped her hard and made her understand one thing, people are different from each other.

Lu Mingfei smiled awkwardly at the cashier, took the five-me fried rice and miso soup that had just been heated from the microwave, and put them in front of Eri. He just watched Eri Yi feast on it, and Eri Yi was also enjoying the delicious five-eye fried rice as if no one was around, and everything seemed to be very harmonious, and the harmony was a little strange, as if everyone had known each other for a long, long time, until gray hair.

In the dispatch car on the side of the street, Jiude Mai looked at the two people in the convenience store with binoculars, and they were a little suspicious that Lu Mingfei was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger when he chased Chen Wenwen before.

You know, as a celebrity-level boyfriend with countless celebrities from all walks of life, Mai is definitely a master of love, and similarly, as a woman, she also understands how difficult it is for a girl to find security next to a guy and get along so well, at least she has not found security by anyone's side except for an unscrupulous and black-hearted boss.

Su Enxi smiled and teased: "That's because your thinking is too mature and you think too much about it." Don't forget that the head of the Uesugi family is still an ignorant child, and he is still a few months away from being eighteen years old physically, and he is only fourteen or fifteen years old psychologically. ”

"Besides, you're underestimating the fighting power of licking dogs. Although Lu Mingfei was toyed with by that Chen Wenwen before, it was not that Lu Mingfei was stupid, but he just fell into the aura of adolescence's first love. Coupled with the addition of the most lethal pure female student style for junior and senior high school students, Lu Mingfei fell into the quagmire named Chen Wenwen. Just like you with long legs, your exes can almost build a battalion combined, and you probably don't remember the names of most of them, but what about the names of your first love? ”

Mai was stunned for a moment, and said a name: "Alain Baudouin......"

Su Enxi's eyes widened and she looked at Jiude Mai: "Hell, the one you just said seems to be His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of Spain!" ”

"Hmm." Jiude Mai spread her hands and said disdainfully, "There are at least two rows of the crown prince who the old lady has soaked." and the eldest son of the Saudi sheikh, the British crown prince, the current king of Belgium who has just ascended the throne......"

Su Enxi was stunned as she listened to Jiude Mai showing off her proud achievements, she had never counted the number of Jiude Mai's ex-boyfriends, anyway, she knew that these people could definitely participate in every Spartan soldier in "Spartan 300 Warriors" collectively. Because every time she calls Mai Jiude outside of working hours, the other party is basically accompanied by a handsome and noble boyfriend, and the other party is either a descendant of the nobility or a top superstar in a certain field.

The occasional encounter between the two on the road must have been because a handsome and dignitary boyfriend was preparing to accompany Mai to bask in the sun on a private yacht in the Caribbean or go skiing in the Alps.

For this reason, Su Enxi complained a lot, obviously she is also a beauty, but every time she appears in the same frame with Jiude Mai, basically no man will focus on herself. If the beauty of Su Enxi is described in Allure, then Jiude Mai is the beauty of the world, beautiful and enchanting, born to turn upside down and troublesome sentient beings. Although many big people can see that Mai is a rose with thorns, they still can't help but want to touch it, just like Emperor Xin is unwilling to abandon Daji until he dies.

"Hmph, you wait, if your ex-boyfriend list leaks out one day, even if you don't drown in the spit of those superstar fans, those European royals and Saudi sheikhs will list you as assassination targets." Su Enxi was powerless to refute in the face of the bombardment of Jiude Mai's achievements, so he could only let go of his cruel words.

On the side, Shunji Kumagai, Ryoji Suzuki, Yui Mima, Kenji Takemiya and others have already heard it in horror, is this female director so good? The word queen of the sea is not enough to describe such a charismatic but bold guy like a banshee, and it is not an exaggeration to say that the sea god is not an exaggeration.

"However, I'm not very optimistic about the current situation." Ryoji Suzuki stared at Lu Mingfei and Eri, who looked extremely harmonious, and muttered, "To be honest, I think this will be the biggest difficulty I have encountered in my twelve years of working in emotional counseling, and I may not encounter such a situation in the future." ”

"Kenji, what do you think?"

"Indeed, a very troublesome pair of young people. I thought that our old friend was fighting side by side and getting a pair of young people was not easy to capture, but I didn't expect it to be such a combination. Kenji Takemiya said as he bit his fingernails, which was a sign that he was in trouble.

"How so? I don't think they're in great shape right now, right? Su Enxi was a little puzzled, but these are indeed the most reliable emotional masters in Japan.

Ryoji Suzuki and Kenji Takemiya both graduated from the Department of Psychology at the University of Tokyo, and they were also college roommates. The former is good at using psychology to analyze the changes in the relationship between men and women, while the latter is better at providing various means to make the relationship between men and women more intimate, and both have achieved great success, with more than 95% of emotional counseling clients claiming that their analysis and advice are very effective. Ryoji Suzuki also opened a column in fashion magazines about gender psychology, which won the admiration of thousands of readers. His emotional column, Kenji Takemiya's emotional night talk, and Susan Miller's horoscope are the three peach blossom bibles for Japanese women.

When the two of them said at the same time that there was a great difficulty between Lu Mingfei and Eriyi, Su Enxi had to pay attention to it.

"I don't see the desire for love in this young man, it's the deadliest." Kenji Takemiya sighed, "They went shopping all morning, but it seems that the time they get along the most is actually during dinner, and it is only because the girls don't care about the food and are keen to eat the five-eye fried rice, not the care and thoughtfulness of the boys, which makes me feel a deep sense of frustration." ”

"The boy also has a big problem, he doesn't seem to realize that he has any special feelings for this girl, he just treats him as a friend's sister shopping, and is closer to treating him as a good friend and sister." Ryoji Suzuki couldn't help but sigh, and said with mixed feelings, "He actually kept discussing the figure of the anime female character, the anime plot, and the game strategy with the girls on the road, what a pair of 'monsters' combination, I really want to slap him in the face." ”

Mai Shitoku's delicate body trembled, and she suddenly became alert, and almost pulled out the short knife hidden under her professional outfit and beheaded Ryoji Suzuki.

Ryoji Suzuki was completely unaware that he had already passed on the death line, and continued to explain to himself: "Emotionally, we usually divide men into four animals, aggressive animals, territorial animals, parasitic animals and monsters, and women are also divided into four types, desire animals, material animals, psychic animals and monsters. And among these combinations, the most troublesome and tricky is the monster combination. ”

Mai breathed a sigh of relief and let go of her hand that was clinging to the hilt of the knife.

The psychology of the sexes continues: "Because the male and female of the monster type are the kind of animals that you can't guess what they think, their psychological characteristics are so complex that it is difficult to touch the inner logic. And 5% of the failed consultations in my performance were all cases where both men and women had at least one monster. Unfortunately, from what I observed all morning, both the male and female protagonists were monsters, and I didn't even dare to expect the success of this mission. Because the monsters are all lonely in one way, but the lonely aspects may be different, so they may live in different worlds at all, and once we are sure that they are different, we must find a way to break the edge of the two worlds. ”

"If you want me to say, it doesn't matter if they are monsters or not, even if they are, then they are a handsome and golden monster combination that is so beautiful that people are soft-hearted, wouldn't it be good to give them a reason to have to fall in love and get married." Shunji Kumagai smiled lewdly, "For example, go to the underwear store and try on sexy cos clothes or something, so that boys will definitely not be able to resist such temptation!"

The hot spring trip was actually not bad, and the waiters spread their futons in the same room, and put a porcelain vase between the two beds, and a black tea flower in the porcelain vase...... The moment the boundary was crossed, the porcelain vase and the red camellia shattered together! ”

"Actually, I have a suggestion." Yui Sanma, who hadn't spoken for a long time, suddenly said, "Just let them go to the underwear store, then put some medicine in the water that the boys and girls drink, and then throw them into the love hotel, and then lock them up for more than half a month until it is confirmed that the girl is pregnant." Speaking of which, I have a Dink friend who got married to his son and is now the wife of a rich family! ”

Jiude Mai and Su Enxi glanced at each other, and each saw shock and ...... in each other's eyes Astound.

You emotional gurus are all like this? Still playing seduction and drugged? If only I could use my mother, I would have used it earlier! Just put a knife on the necks of the two of them, and it's over! Not to mention love, she can hold a wedding for both of them on the spot!

But let's not say that the drug will not work for these two real monsters, even if it works, imagine the list of people who may hunt down and kill them afterwards, Jiude Mai felt a chill in her back, she would rather be hunted down by the royal family and Saudi sheimen all over Europe than experience being hunted down by such a lineup.

Jiude Mai listened to the guys in this group of experts and even began to discuss the types and effects of the drugs that were drugged, and couldn't help but have black lines on her face. Where is this so-called expert group what kind of emotional masters, it is clearly a group of waste wood groups who are prostitutes regardless of gender and age!

Jiude Mai roared angrily: "It's still drugged, do you know what the other party's identity is?" If you dare to take the drug, even the whole of Japan, Europe and the United States will immediately issue a wanted warrant for us! ”

Mai's roar interrupted the discussion, and they seemed to realize the identity of the strange-looking young man. After so many years of fighting, they can also see that this may not be a reality show and invited guests at all, this may be a matchmaker plan made by two European, American and Japanese big families who want to marry in order to match their respective heirs.

Just when the atmosphere in the dispatch car suddenly fell silent, Mai's mobile phone rang, and someone called, and the caller was nicknamed "boss".

"Hey, boss, it's not going well."

"What? Haven't the guys of the Fierce Ghost Clan been wiped out by more than 92% of the forces of the Eight Snake Clans? ”

"I understand, this will arrange for the expert group to evacuate, and I will protect the safety of the hero and heroine in the dark."

The few words that Jiude Mai spat out made those people in this expert group also hear some secrets, they are all leaders in their respective industries, and naturally they are not fools who don't know anything, especially the war between the two major underworld gangs that has been boiling up recently.

Mai ripped off her professional clothes, took off her thick-rimmed glasses, and revealed the black tight-fitting combat uniform underneath, exposing the banshee's side in front of everyone. She didn't care about exposing anything at all, and she didn't dare to reveal a word about these things to this group of lewd guys.

"Potato chips, take them back to the Blackstone Mansion to continue thinking about it, and I'll go on the boss's mission."

Mai Sakatoku disappeared as soon as she stepped out of the car, leaving only a faint black shadow in the air, like the escape used by the legendary ninjas.

High up in the sky above Akihabara, there was also a thin black smoke that was almost invisible, and a boy sat in the air in the smoke.

"Monster groups can have feelings for each other, but they need external stimulation. Just like Kirito and Asuna, it takes the appearance of the boss and villain as fertilizer to make that seed of love grow into a towering tree step by step.

So, brother, for your happiness, brother, I deliberately turned on the airplane mode on your mobile phones, so that you will not leave this battlefield in time and accept the stimulation of these external forces. ”

Lu Mingze's eyes were deep, and he grinned, revealing an intriguing smile.

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