Chapter 142: Can't Get Married

Didn't Tinari leak urine when she was frightened?

Isn't it because Aunt Freya scared Tinari into becoming like this?

Why is it that I am not frightened and leak urine now?

When did urine leakage go from expressing panic to expressing all emotions?

Happy to leak urine?

Not happy to leak urine?

Leaking urine during the holidays?

Is it an ordinary holiday to celebrate, to leak urine?

When does urine leakage become the norm, it becomes the same daily behavior as the small leakage and the big leakage.

Tinari was so sad, of course Li Muran wanted to persuade her.

No matter what she did in the past, she is now a member of the Demon King Army and Li Muran's family.

As a family member and leader, Li Muran has the obligation to enlighten Tinali.

Besides, morally speaking, Li Muran did something excessive to Tinali, and it is reasonable to compensate Tinali.

Although people like Li Muran will not admit that they have done wrong at all in their hearts, they always think that they are right.

Even if the dispute starts now, Li Muran will still use the phrase 'If you want to blame, blame Tinali for running to find trouble.' I only took the heart of the Demon King City, and it's good that I didn't kill anyone. Tinali can live so well, eat and drink well, and live every day, all thanks to me. She's not qualified to theorize with me.'"

But now is not the time to be reasonable.

As we all know, when a woman is muddy, it is useless to reason.

What's more, if there is time to be reasonable, Li Muran's house will be flooded with urine.

The devil knows if Tinari deliberately held her urine for this moment.

Noticeably feeling larger than usual.

This is a mountain of water.

At this time, it is imperative to turn off the faucet under Tinari.

Li Muran felt sorry for his figure. Don't stick to the strange smell.

The chassis should also be quickly powered off and brought to the table. If you get urine and burn the motherboard, it's over.

Since there are more and more things in the room, what Li Muran is most afraid of is the deep water or fire in the room.

Whatever you are afraid of, you will come. I just didn't expect it to be in this flavorful way.

Li Muran called Bella, Isa, and asked everyone to help persuade Tinali.

Everyone said that Tinari was already very strong and an indispensable one of the cadres.

Again, she persuaded that Tinari's area of expertise was not combat, even if she didn't master new combat skills.

Li Muran also brought Tinali's favorite snacks, and immediately promised to give her new clothes, and let her choose them herself.

Li Muran even said that he would soon give Tinari a new software tailored for her and installed specifically for Tinari's abilities.

Several people joined forces to blow the wind in Tinari's ears and pour ecstasy soup.

After staying in another world for so long, Li Muran also understood some truths.

The reason is that the difficulty of the strategy of the demon king of this world is very low.

Look, these pediatric operations are not surprisingly effective this time. And the results are extraordinary.

Tinari smiled, no longer bothering about the heart of the Demon King City.

"Hee-hee. That's right. I don't have to fight anyway. It makes no difference if the ability becomes inconvenient and strong. When everyone gets stronger, protect me, I just need to continue to eat and wait for death. ”

"New clothes? Then I'm going to choose one that is more than 30 yuan, and I want to buy a beautiful one. This time it's going to be extravagant. Li Muran said that it was difficult to chase the horse, and he was not allowed to regret it. Finally, I can have more than 30 yuan of expensive clothes. Super happy. ”

"New, new software? Tailor-made for me? Installed specifically for my abilities? Hmph, see my value. Although Li Muran is mixed, his vision as a secretary is still good. I am genuinely pleased with your choice. ”

Tinari was happy.

Beelzebub....... Ay. It's hard to put into words.

If this is not in a simple different world, but in Li Muran's original world.

At the level of Bella and Tinali, it is estimated that they are starting to have their tenth child.

Li Muran pushed down his glasses with satisfaction.

Looking at the happy Tinali, and then at the proud Li Muran, Bella and Isha showed expressions of disgust.

Anyway, since you want to open it and your mood has improved, can you take the magic power and turn off the faucet below.

"Ahh Forgot. I'm going to stop it. ”

Tinari finished with a grin, and her skirt stopped dripping.

This, has this become controllable?

Comfortable to operate?

Isn't this also a promotion of new skills?

Hasn't Tinari's strength also improved?

Although it seems to be a little different from other people's strength.

After all, the style of painting is different, so there is no need to force it.

..............

The cadres after Tinari also include Howard, Copper Hammer, Han Xue, and the three fools of Holy Light who are the cadres back.

Howard, Bronze Hammer, and Holy Light have all increased their levels.

However, he has not yet reached level 40 and has not obtained the vision of the Slightly Transformed Plate God.

Howard is a civilian, and although he has recently started to learn magic with Aunt Xiao Ai, his combat power is still at the bottom of the Demon King Army.

There is a specialization in the art industry, and Li Muran will not ask Howard to go to war.

No matter what he grew up to become, his job was still to write and educate.

Of course, since the strength has become stronger, it must be tested, which is the favorite thing of the martial demon king army.

After testing, everyone had an accurate assessment of Howard's combat effectiveness.

After leveling up, improving attributes, and learning the most basic principles of magic, Howard's combat power has developed by leaps and bounds, and his strength has almost doubled.

Now Howard has the strength of a thug in a human city.

In the game, it is the strength of the miscellaneous fish A encountered by the novice in the first battle.

"I, I've gotten so strong. From the bottom of the food chain, I climbed to the penultimate level. I've become a bully being? ”

"Strong watermelon. Don't go out and disgrace our demon army. ”

This level is also embarrassed to be called a cadre?

A thunderhorn rabbit with no broken horns from a rabbit cage is better than Howard.

Even if it's a clerical job, it's too exaggerated.

Howard did not have a degraded version of the God's Vision, and Li Muran's Sogou browser could not view human intelligence because of its insufficient level.

So there's no way to know Howard's specific attributes.

But guess, this guy's upgrade is either terrifyingly low in attribute growth, or only in intelligence.

And so on the bishop he magic.

See if he has a talent for magic.

If magic doesn't work, it can only be said that the person's attribute growth is low.

Just give up the idea of making him stronger.

Brass Hammer is a dwarf. Dwarves generally have good stat growth.

Dwarves are born warriors.

Therefore, the copper hammer is naturally much stronger than Howard, and it is almost to the extent that it can fight back and forth with the Tuyang before Zhaoan.

However, he is addicted to striking iron, and the metal forging industry that the Demon King Army has just started still needs a copper hammer to preside, and the copper hammer can't do anything else.

The brass hammer, like Howard, is considered a professional technician and cannot be counted as a combat unit.

Therefore, whether the copper hammer is upgraded and whether it becomes stronger or not has little impact on the overall combat effectiveness of the Demon King Army.

He upgrades and increases attributes, which can only improve the forging efficiency of the Demon King Army.

Then there are the three fools of the Holy Light.

The Three Fools of the Holy Light are paladins, and logically speaking, they are the opposing existence of the Demon King Army.

But the Demon King Army has 4 brave men, and three more paladins are not a big deal.

Therefore, no one has ever raised an opinion on the existence of the three fools of the Holy Light.

The saying is still 'We're used to this.'" "What Master Li Muran decides, we just follow it." ’

Because it was joined before Layla and Li Muran signed the contract.

The three fools of the Holy Light also enjoyed the benefits given by the Demon King to his subordinates.

Level up, stats increase.

As paladins, they are full-time combatants.

Possess considerable combat experience and combat effectiveness.

Compared to ordinary humans and newborn demon kings, they are definitely desperately powerful existences.

After upgrading, it is naturally stronger now.

But at this moment, the Demon King Army has long been different from what it used to be, and the three fools of the Holy Light, who are as strong as a cloud and much more powerful than ordinary people, have not received Li Muran's professional special training, and their level is relatively low.

In such an environment, it can only be regarded as a lower-to-average level.

It's better than Howard and others who are engaged in civilian work and scientific research.

Compared with others, it is significantly lower.

Therefore, everyone didn't count the three fools of the Holy Light too much as combat effectiveness.

The positions and jobs of the three of them in the Demon King's Army remain unchanged.

Just do chores and do auxiliaries.

There may also be situations where they need to be able to join the battle as a special unit.

But it still doesn't count as the main force.

Perhaps when the main force collapses, the three fools of the Holy Light must take the lead and be responsible for protecting the civilian and technical personnel.

But when the three fools of the Holy Light had to fight, the Demon King Army was also finished.

"The three of you will be the mascots with Bella and Tinalie."

Anyway, it's also a human beauty, or a paladin.

It is considered a scarce element in the Demon King Army.

Just like collecting cards to pursue all-card achievements, Li Muran still takes good care of the paladin trio who are small in number and still beautiful women.

But when Li Muran finished speaking, the paladin trio began to complain.

"Master Li Muran is too much. We are not vases. ”

"Yes, yes. We're very strong. ”

"Lord Li Muran, don't forget. In the tournament, I didn't lose completely. ”

Sophia is still talking about that.

Didn't you say that? It was Li Muran pretending to be letting her.

Li Muran is a mage.

What is there to brag about when you fight hand-to-hand with a mage and still be defeated.

Women are like this, they will always have selective amnesia and turn a blind eye to what is not beneficial to them.

However, Sophia, they are right.

As a cadre, you must treat all members of the Demon King Army equally, and you can't treat them preferentially just because the other party is a scarce element.

They also have the self-esteem of a warrior.

After thinking about it, Li Muran made a new decision.

"Oh well. In order to make you a reliable pillar of the Demon King's army. I've decided to give you intensive training. Later, let Tu Yang take you to the back mountain, and conduct devil training with John and them. Speaking of which, that guy John was so painful that he wanted to kill himself. Hahaha, he thinks too much. Start special training, still let him? Don't try to kill yourself as an escape from your pain. It was too easy for them. You are paladins with faith and foundation. I'm optimistic about you. I believe you can do better than John. ”

As soon as Li Muran finished speaking, the three of the holy lights ran away stupidly.

"Well, in fact, I still have a job as a webmaster in an Internet café. I don't have time for special training. ”

"I'm also learning to farm. Again, no time, no energy. ”

"I, me too, I don't know what I'm busy with right now, but I'm too busy to take a break. Thank you Lord Li Muran for your kindness, I, let's do our existing things first. Getting stronger and so on. ”

Looking at the three fools of the Holy Light who let out a mournful cry and ran away, Li Muran showed a smug smile.

After the three fools of the Holy Light, it was Han Xue.

Why is Han Xue a brave man, or Li Muran's contemporary, with such a noble identity, but he was ranked behind the three fools of the Holy Light.

This is because Han Xue joined the Demon King Army later than the time when Layla signed the contract with Li Muran.

In fact, it was almost half an hour late.

And because she was more than half an hour late, Han Xue didn't enjoy Bella's experience share.

Han Xue became the only one among all the cadres who didn't get experience points and didn't get promoted.

Han Xue's situation was even worse than Tinali's, so naturally she fell behind the three fools of the Holy Light.

When the Demon King Army was collectively upgraded, only Tinari and Han Xue's painting style was black and white.

Han Xue, like Tinari, entered a state of autism and was depressed for several days.

"I'm a person, I really can't do anything. It's not good luck to do anything half a beat slower than others....... Ha, haha. I thought it would be better to join the Demon King Army. It turned out that I was still the one at the end of the crane. ”

With empty eyes, Han Xue looked at the sky and muttered to herself with a look of enlightenment...... It's distressing to look at.

But Li Muran couldn't do anything.

After all, that's the reality.

There are some things, once you miss them, you can never catch them back.

And Han Xue is not as easy to fool as Tinari.

Li Muran couldn't use gifts to improve Han Xue's mood.

can only comfort her, saying that he will take her to level up in the future and find a way to help her raise the level.

Tinali, who had just recovered her state, also came to comfort Han Xue.

Tina and Han Xue sat together, hugged Han Xue's shoulders, and said earnestly like a close friend.

"Han Xue, don't worry. Everything will be fine. There is a saying in our country that a girl who pees her pants will not have bad luck. You see, you and I both have the experience of wetting our pants, and I have had a crush on you from the very beginning and treat you as a comrade with similar attributes. I can pull myself together, and I'm sure you can pull yourself together. By the way, let's set up a pants pee alliance. ”

Li Muran was happy for Tinali's sensibility at first.

I also want to praise Tinari for becoming more mature.

But as soon as he heard her comforting words, he immediately pushed her away.

"Huh? Why, why did you drive me away? I'm comforting Han Xue. Didn't Li Muran say that finding similarities is the most impressive? It's just that kind of fellow theory. ”

"I'm sick of it. What a fool I am to have hope for you. ”

Thanks to Tinali's comfort, Han Xue was visibly more depressed.

"Yes, yes. Not only was it useless, but I also peed my pants. I'm covered in stains, and I don't have any merit left. I'm not even qualified to marry. I think I'm going to die. Woooooooo ”

It took a considerable amount of effort to comfort Han Xue.

It's not easy to do the work of cadres.

Also, it is expressly forbidden for members of the Demon King Army to form small groups in private.

What kind of mixed eating and waiting for death alliance, what kind of peeing pants alliance, a wisp will not work.

These small garbage groups do more harm than good.

"Howard, I'm going to write this into the rules of the Demon King's Army. Immediately, immediately. ”

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