Chapter 38: First Encounter with the Golden Fat Man (Part I)
As usual, after exhaling the breath, Zhuo Bufan began to wash up and changed into a rather atmospheric clothes, but he was short in stature and ugly in appearance, and the clothes worn on him did not have a little impact on his appearance and temperament, but made his whole person even uglier. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The clothes are made of good materials, and I don't know where Xuan'er and Su Wan got them, Qingyun disciple devoted himself to cultivation, and focused on verifying and asking, he has long been accustomed to pure heart and few desires from his bones, plain and bland, this kind of gorgeous clothes He is disgusted from the heart, and he feels like a different person when he wears it, so it is awkward anywhere.
The sword on the table made him ponder, and after a moment's hesitation, he took the sword and walked towards the school grounds.
The school field was crowded with people, very lively, almost all young heroes and martial artists who like to be lively came, in addition, there are some big people in Jinling City who have heads and faces also came, they wore civilian clothes and makeup to stand in the crowd as ordinary people, taking the opportunity to observe the strength of the younger generation.
"Ladies and gentlemen, since the number plate has been spent, now I invite the champion of this competition, Zhuo Bufan. Xuan'er saw Zhuo Bufan at a glance, because this dress was carefully selected by her, so she could recognize him in the sea of people with almost no effort.
Zhuo Bufan held the sword in his hand, and his body rose flat on the ground, as if a floating light, flashing over everyone's heads, and when he stopped, the person was already between Xuan'er and Su Wan.
"This is the guy who defeated you with one move?" Tang San looked Zhuo Bufan on the stage up and down.
Hua Mei'er's face was damaged, and her heart was distracted, so she snorted lightly and did not speak.
Standing on the stage, looking at the dense crowd around her, Xuan'er was full of anticipation, cleared her throat and said: "The competition has officially begun, and the competition is up to now, no one is allowed to deliberately hurt people, as long as one party leaves the ring, it will be considered a loss, and next, the player with the No. 1 card will come on the field." ”
"Haha!" the fat man laughed three times, threw away the gnawed bones in his hand, and suddenly let out a low roar: "Get out of the way." ”
Then, with his hands in the shape of his body, he jumped into the air and flew towards the ring in the air. The fat man is not too far from the ring, it is only five or six meters, and the height from the ground is no more than one meter, as long as the martial artist has a little cultivation, he can easily jump on it. However, due to his size, he just stepped on the ring with one foot, and the other foot hung in the air, and fell off the stage with a bang.
Seeing the fat man in front of him, Zhuo Bufan thought of the fat man in Qingyunmen, who often went to the kitchen at night to steal food and was caught by Zhao Laosan. Although they are all fat, compared to the fat man in front of him, he is really small, his whole person is like a meat ball, as thick as the top and bottom, and the fat on his face squeezes his eyes into a line, and it is impossible to tell whether he is open or closed.
Standing up staggeringly, the fat man stared at all directions, "What are you laughing at, I haven't seen a fat man", lifted a breath of true anger, and finally got into the ring.
Zhuo Bufan was somewhat surprised, he didn't expect his first opponent to be, uh, so weak. But this is also good, but it saves a lot of trouble: "Your Excellency, please make a move!"
The fat man shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, no, I won't compare with you." ”
"Huh?" Zhuo Bufan was a little skeptical that he had misheard.
The fat man rubbed his old sore buttocks, and laughed: "Don't look at me fat, but I'm not stupid, I know very well that I can't beat you." But the young lady made it clear that as long as one side left the ring, the other side would win, but she didn't say what method to use. Therefore, I will not fight you, and if that were the case, I would not have given you money for nothing, and only fools would do that. ”
Xuan'er glanced at the fat man again, she didn't expect this fat man to be so smart, and he was really unseemly: "This, uh, this little brother, if you don't fight him, then how will you tell the winner of this competition?"
"The rules are set by people, don't worry, let's discuss, there will always be a way. As he spoke, the fat man walked up to Zhuo Bufan and hooked his shoulders and back, one fat and one thin, very happy.
The audience was a little confused, but they had to admit that the fat man who made a joke before the competition even started was indeed very smart, at least most of them didn't think about it.
Xuan'er and Su Wan glanced at each other, they had thought about all the accidents, but they didn't expect that there would be a fat man who didn't play cards according to common sense at the beginning of the competition.
Under the gaze of everyone, the fat man and Zhuo Bufan whispered, and they didn't know what to say. After a while, the two seemed to have broken down, and the fat man yelled like crazy, grinning his teeth very scarily: "Don't force me, I tell you, I'm crazy and even I'm afraid of myself." ”
"Your Excellency, please make a move!" Zhuo Bufan made a gesture of please.
"In that case, then you're welcome. The fat man seemed to have some kind of determination: "But let's compare it in another way, I am ugly but I am gentle, cold on the outside, and fanatical on the inside...... cough cough cough, off topic, I've always been against force, I will never use a competition to solve trouble, so ......"
There were all kinds of dissatisfaction and all kinds of swearing in the audience, and some people even wondered if this fat man was here to waste time on purpose.
When Xuan'er heard these words, she became angry when she saw this fat man, and couldn't help but scold: "Dead fat man, if you want to compare, hurry up and compare, where is there so much nonsense." ”
"Stinky girl, what are the two big men talking to do to you, shut up for me, you dare to talk more, Uncle Ben, I won't compare, pay back." ”
Hearing this, Xuan'er was like a deflated sack, and suddenly lost her confidence: "You, count yourself ruthless, okay, then how do you want to compare, hurry up and give a happy word, don't stand in the pit and don't." ”
The fat man tried hard to raise his eyelids, revealing a line-like eye: "The gentleman doesn't move his mouth, let's guess the boxing, and the winner will be determined in one game." ”
Zhuo Bufan paused for a moment, and then nodded and agreed: "Just compare according to what you said, guess the boxing, and the winner will be determined in one game." ”
Xuan'er looked stunned and stammered: "What is this, guess the box, guess the box, ha, I really laughed to death!"
However, Su Wan on the side had a very good look, and there was a worry and horror that could not be concealed in her words: "Xuan'er, have you ever played guessing boxing?"
"Sister Su Wan, that's a game that a three-year-old child can play, who wouldn't!" Xuan'er said with a haha.
Su Wan smiled bitterly: "But you don't know, guessing boxing is a difficult problem, it is a collision of wisdom and wisdom, Zhuo Shaoxia has met a strong opponent." ”