At this time, suddenly the third master ran to the backyard and called: "The two of them in front of him are fighting again." ”

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly went out: "What's the matter." ”

The third master: "Originally, the two of them were fighting, I just came to the door and said it, don't trouble the first uncle and the second uncle."

But the two of them beat Xu Damao, saying that Xu Damao was molesting his daughter-in-law, and the two of them beat Xu Damao!

Where are Xu Damao's parents, and now it's a mess. ”

Uncle One: "Talk as you go." ”

Uncle Yi: "Silly pillar! Wait for the meeting, you carry the old lady too! Uncle Yi walked a few steps and turned back and shouted

He Yuzhu carried the old lady to the front yard

When I got to my door, I went in and took a look.

Carrying the old lady on his back, he came to the door of Qin Huairu's house and asked, "Auntie, I put the bun on the ground, and no one at your house is going to take it!" ”

Jia Zhang saw the deaf old lady on the back of the stupid pillar, and she was not easy to spill, if the stupid pillar came by herself, she would have to mess around.

Jia Zhang: "There is no family where the two children are very obedient and sensible, and they will not go to other people's houses to get food."

Just came to the front yard.

Xu Damao's mother was saying: "If you beat my son, it won't matter, it's impossible to pay at least 5 yuan." ”

Neighbor: "He doesn't talk to my daughter-in-law, can we beat him?" ”

For a while, the front yard meeting was a little embarrassing.

Now the two sides insist on their own words, the public says that the public is reasonable, and the mother says that the mother is reasonable.

The second uncle: "Xu Damao paid two yuan to others, and this matter is settled." Otherwise, you will be punished for cleaning the toilet for a month. ”

The three masters unanimously decided that unhealthy tendencies could not grow in the compound, and neither could they talk about flowers.

He Yuzhu suddenly seemed to remember something, and said loudly: "Uncle Yi happened to be here, and the bun I brought the medicine mouse is gone." If it was usual, even if someone else stole it, it would be just a bun, but this time ......"

He Yuzhu: "I went to ask Aunt Jia, and she said that no one in her family had ever been to my house." ”

He Yuzhu: "I just had a meeting and suddenly forgot about Uncle Yi, I was thinking that everyone is our neighbor, whoever takes it is fine, just don't eat it, you should notify me quickly." ”

The third master felt that he had to show his knowledge now, and then said: "It's okay for this rat poison to poison a person, but it also depends on the amount of medicine, and it may take half an hour before symptoms appear." ”

Uncle Yi: "That's it!" ”

Uncle Yi took over the conversation and said seriously: "Everyone is in the same yard, it is not right to secretly go to other houses to get things, if you are really poisoned, it is useless to sue anywhere!" So if someone in our yard steals it, if you don't eat it, we won't force you to say it. But if you eat it, say it quickly, and we will send it to the hospital quickly! Uncle Yi shouted loudly.

Then the three of them went to inform the people who did not come to the meeting.

As soon as Uncle Yi came to Jia's house and finished speaking, he saw Jia Zhang's fall to the ground with a thud!

Qin Huairu felt that something was wrong from hearing about rat poison.

When she heard the rat poison smeared on the bun, she was stupid.

Jia Zhang: "Is there anything wrong with the child?" Does your stomach hurt? Jia Zhang hurriedly hugged the stick terrier into his arms and asked in a panic.

After she stole the steamed buns from the stick terrier, she realized that this kid had eaten the steamed buns alone, and she didn't take a bite at all!

At that time, she was still boasting about the terrier

What kind of buns does a money-loser eat, but now she only hopes that Xiaodang eats buns alone!

After all, the stick terrier is in her old Jia family, and the only boy is going to inherit the family in the future!

Stick terrier: "Grandma, I'm fine." "Stick terrier at this age. I didn't understand what Uncle Yi said.

Jia Zhang: "Don't be fine!" Don't be fine! Jia Zhang hugged the stick and muttered to himself

Qin Huairu was stunned, as if she was stupid to stay still.

Uncle Yi reacted and said, "You have to send it to the hospital quickly, otherwise it will drag on for a long time, and I'm afraid it will be too late."

Stick terrier: "Grandma, my stomach hurts." Fine sweat began to appear on the Terrier's forehead, clutching his stomach to the ground.

Qin Huairu hurriedly walked out of the courtyard with a stick stalk.

Jia Zhang's eyes suddenly went crazy and scolded viciously: "He Yuzhu, you deserve a thousand cuts!" Why do you put rat poison on the buns! The old woman wants to fight hard with you! Something happened to the stick terrier, and the old woman must make trouble in the rolling mill! Come to your door every day and cry! ”

Jia Zhang came to the front yard meeting and scolded He Yuzhu, and now the whole compound understands.

The bun was stolen by a stick terrier!

But the big guy turned his head and thought about it just now, He Yuzhu obviously said that he would go to her house to ask.

Your family says there is no such thing!

This will scold people again, and you have a reason anyway!

Qin Huairu didn't have a bicycle, when did she walk to the hospital with a child.

Quickly knelt down, holding the stick terrier with tears on his face: "Uncle Yi begs you for help to send the stick terrier to the hospital quickly." ”

Uncle Yi is also very anxious, it has been delayed for almost half an hour now, and it will take more than half an hour to ride to the hospital at the earliest.

Don't be gone before you reach the hospital!

Old Lady: "Don't worry! ”

In the midst of the rioting crowd, a person's voice appeared at this time.

The deaf old lady spoke up.

She is the oldest in the entire courtyard and the most effective in speaking!

Old lady: "Didn't you just ingest rat poison by mistake?" ”

The deaf old lady will be very calm!

Uncle One: "Then what do you say?" Uncle Yi admired the deaf old lady the most, so he hurriedly asked for advice.

Old lady: "Pour the golden juice!" In the past, large families used this method to rescue those who ate arsenic! ”

The three masters who still teach elementary school have rich knowledge reserves, he pinched his fingers to make the style of a cultural person very full, and said loudly: "I have seen similar fecal water in books before, which can induce vomiting and promote gastric circulation." ”

Uncle Yi: "Hurry up and prepare!" ”

The three masters haven't finished selling their knowledge yet, and they were directly interrupted by the first master!

He Yuzhu: "I'll go!" ”

What's wrong with being dirty? What's wrong with a little smelly? For the sake of harmonious neighborly relations. What is the value of this little effort?

In an instant, He Yuzhu returned with a full load, and a big dung bucket was full.

Uncle One: "Someone will help him stuff the funnel into his mouth." Huairu put the stick on the ground and held it." An uncle commanded with a dung scoop.

Xu Damao: "Good stalk, open your mouth!" Xu Damao was also very happy watching the play, and cheered loudly for the stick terrier!

At this time, someone needs help, but not everyone is like an uncle, who doesn't dislike dirty smell!

Everyone hid far away, and they didn't forget to cover their noses.

The only ones who are the most suitable officers are Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu.

But Jia Zhang's whole person is crazy now, sitting there muttering to himself, the departure of her husband and son is now like this for her grandson.

He Yuzhu: "I'll come!" ”

Now at the critical moment, He Yuzhu hurriedly stood up, and he directly stepped forward to hold the funnel!

In order to save the life of a flower of the motherland, even if it is stained with feces, what is the matter?

He Yuzhu: "Uncle Yi, hurry up, irrigate!" ”

How can you not be in a hurry! It's a living life!

But at this age...... What's wrong with eating some dung?

Aren't the adults in the family worried that you won't have enough to eat? This time, the big guys in the whole courtyard watched you eat and let you eat to your heart's content!