Chapter 64: Powerful Laxatives
He Yuzhu hurriedly ran to the toilet of the middle courtyard and stopped a pit first, locked the door inside, and the toilet in the middle courtyard was two single toilets
Wait for a good acting
Hong Jingqiu and Xu Damao are proud, their plan will succeed soon, and they can send He Yuzhu to prison for dinner.
Xu Damao: "Daughter-in-law, you are really calculating, there is no one in this courtyard who is your opponent"
Hong Jingqiu: "It's good if you know, you have to treat me well in the future, otherwise hum"
Xu Damao: "Marrying you is really a blessing from my eight lifetimes of cultivation"
Hong Jingqiu: "Silly Zhu, this is not in a hurry in advance, you have to be patient when fishing." ”
The two were happily planning, when suddenly their stomachs rumbled, and they ran to the toilet with their pants, and Hong Jingqiu ran into the toilet first to lock the door.
Xu Damao was in a hurry outside with his legs between his legs, and suddenly there was a gurgling sound, Xu Damao only felt that the crotch of his pants was hot, and a torrent gushed out.
Xu Damao only felt that he could never finish pulling on the ground, and lay motionless on the ground.
At this time, someone passed by the toilet and saw Xu Damao lying on the ground, and just stepped forward to check, he saw that Xu Damao's pants were wet, and the smell was coming to his nose, and he was about to vomit at that time.
The man hurriedly shouted: "Xu Damao sprayed feces on the ground........................" After shouting, he ran to a big family's house to inform
Neighbor: "Uncle Yi, go and take a look, Xu Damao sprayed feces on the ground, and his face was pale, hurry up and think of a way."
Uncle Yi, bangs, and the people in the yard will all arrive in less than a while, and everyone will discuss what to do.
Hong Jingqiu was in the toilet again, and she didn't want to care about the outside at all, she just kept having diarrhea, and she was about to collapse.
Bangs: "Don't hurry up to save people, I'm waiting, I'm afraid it won't work, I should have eaten something by mistake, hurry up and pour gold juice." ”
After speaking, he instructed his eldest son Liu Tianqi to quickly scoop a bucket of dung out of the toilet, and asked the young people in the yard to hold down Xu Damao, it was too late to save people.
The four young people hurriedly held down Xu Damao, Liu Haizhong stepped forward and inserted the funnel into Xu Damao's mouth, and Liu Tianqi hurriedly began to save people.
At this time, the toilet sounded: "Xu Damao, Hong Jingqiu, Lao Tzu and you are not finished, tricked me into going to your house for dinner, and gave Lao Tzu laxatives"
Liu Tianqi, who had just poured a spoonful of dung, was also stunned, did he not need to irrigate.
Uncle Yi: "I'm afraid, Xu Damao invited He Yuzhu to eat, and deliberately took laxatives, and I drank it myself and ate it, don't pour it"
Xu Damao is now vomiting and diarrhea, and he is already desperate.
The people who came to see the play in the courtyard looked incredible, and the stick terrier also felt that he had found an organization, and he would not be alone in the future
Bangs: "Uncle Yi, you take out a charter, you can't look at it, Xu Damao froze to death in this snow."
Uncle One: "Come two young people, take off his pants, wipe him clean, send him back to the house quickly, wait for him tomorrow, give the helper a dollar as a thank you gift, by the way, Hong Jingqiu went there"
In the toilet, "Uncle Yi, you can discuss it, I also have a bad stomach": Hong Jingqiu said weakly
In the toilet on the other side, He Yuzhu: "Hong Jingqiu, you shrew, Lao Tzu knows, you two are not kind, Lao Tzu has been squatting in the toilet for a long time, we are not done with this matter"
On the other side, a few young people carried Xu Damao to his house, Xu Damao was carried and sprayed, and everyone sighed, but there was no way to stay in the snow for a while, and it was estimated that people would freeze and die.
Liu Tianqi felt that it was not interesting, so he poured a scoop, and the uncle refused to let him pour it.
Bangs shouted, the three sons went home, no one wanted to stay in Xu Damao's house, that scene was spicy, and he kept spraying on the bed, and he was afraid of being smoked to death.
The five young men and the uncle have all remembered it, and will help them find Xu Damao tomorrow to ask for this money.
He Yuzhu in the toilet, "Hong Jingqiu, what kind of heart are you pressing, you don't like me to go to your house for dinner, you can say it directly, there is no need to give Lao Tzu this hand"
Hong Jingqiu now doesn't even have the strength to speak
He Yuzhu: "Lao Tzu, I know that you can't say it, tomorrow, let's find the street office to solve this matter" After speaking, He Yuzhu also pretended to be in pain and went to the toilet to the water.
Since acting has to be realistic.
Pretending to arrive at the water twice, He Yuzhu turned on the toilet and walked back to the house pretending to be weak and leaning on the wall.
This powerful laxative was prepared by the space robot, and the antidote was also produced, He Yuzhu didn't dare to talk to He Yushui more, just enter the space to get the antidote and drink it, otherwise he would have to pull his trouser pocket today.
The basic medicine of the space robot will be prepared, as long as you can find the corresponding Chinese medicine, He Yuzhu was originally used to clean up Jia Zhang's family, but after this Qin Huairu was in charge, others did not come to provoke him, although he fought with He Yushui, people have been beaten, and it is not appropriate to clean up others.
Today, there is an uncle, He Yuzhu wants to find an opportunity to clean up these two broom stars, doesn't Hong Jingqiu want to take care of himself?
Just give her a chance to play, come to her house, help serve the food and sprinkle the laxatives on it, and the three of them eat the same together, see how you doubt yourself.
Tomorrow I have to give myself a perfect explanation, otherwise they will not be able to finish their meals and walk around.
He Yuzhu ran to the toilet every few minutes, poured water into the toilet, and began to curse Xu Damao's two sons, and the neighbors in the middle courtyard heard the scolding, but no one came out to persuade them, how to persuade this matter, invite people to eat, give laxatives to others, how big a hatred can not be resolved.
When the stomach was not there, Hong Jingqiu walked out of the toilet, she really had no strength halfway through, she was weakly leaning against the wall, she was found by a neighbor and sent to her home, but when she was sent in, she didn't dare to put people on the bed.
One of the aunts was in charge, and Hong Jingqiu was taken to her own house, and the men in the family went to relatives, and no one in her own house gossiped.
Xu Damao was lying in bed, and now he was in the mood to die, now he was famous in the yard, and the reputation of the ten stick terriers was not as good as his own, he pulled a trouser pocket, and was watched by others to pull the bed, was poured dung, and put his pants naked in public, who was on his head, in the courtyard in this life, I am afraid that I can't raise my head.
He thought about this Hong Jingqiu's again, he was planning to let himself die, so that he could be paired with the stupid pillar, but fortunately he was dung and survived.
Xu Damao pulled his trouser pocket, he was stupid at the time, and then he was pressed and filled with feces, his brain was unconscious, and he didn't hear He Yuzhu speak.
So he guessed that Hong Jingqiu deliberately ran to the toilet to prevent himself from entering.
But everything will be better for herself, and she will be cleaned up tomorrow.
When Yan Bugui heard the news and ran to the scene, Xu Damao was too close to the house, and he didn't want to go to Xu Damao's house.