As soon as Miao Yue returned home, she was lying on the sofa in despair, and Qin Lu, Miao's mother, knew that something was wrong when she saw her daughter's appearance, and asked: "I was still happy when I went out in the morning, why did I wilt when I came back at noon?" ”

"Mom, my daughter died today, and she lost all her face for more than 20 years at once? Woo woo~~~~" Miao Yue suddenly found the main heart bone and threw herself into Qin Lu's arms and cried.

"What's wrong? Yueyue, tell my mother. Mom will also help you support it! Miao's mother comforted.

"I went to the house of my male god Yang Fan and the director at No. 1221 Huashan Road today to invite him to participate in our show, and as a result..."

"What's the matter, you said, good girl! I'm in a hurry to die! Qin Lu remembered scolding.

"As a result, I blew up a fart in public, woo woo~~~~ Lose the dead!" After Miao Yue finished speaking, she muttered again.

"Hahaha..."Qin Lu couldn't help but laugh at the embarrassment of Huobao's daughter.

"Mom... Are you my own mother? I'm so miserable, if you don't sympathize with me, forget it, and make fun of me! Miao Yue suppressed her teary eyes and looked at Qin Lu with wide eyes and puffed up, so as to determine if the mother in front of her was fake.

"Why am I not your own mother? Isn't it just when... Blew up a fart in public, no! Hahaha... Let Mom laugh a little longer. Qin Lu laughed so much that tears came out.

"After the identification, you are a fake, my mother was taken away by aliens! It's not as good as my male god and his mother, Sister Lan, not only doesn't blame me, but also comforts me, hum! Miao Yue stopped crying, and twitched her cute nose to be angry with her mother.

"Lane 1221 Huashan Road? Yang Fan? Lan? Do you see Sister Lan is she? Qin Lu turned on her mobile phone and pulled up a photo of the dinner party to show her daughter.

"Mom, do you know Sister Lan?" Miao Yue's eyes widened, as if she had discovered a new world.

"Why can't mom know your male god and his mother?" Qin Lu asked, holding the shelf.

"Yes, great! Tell me about your relationship with Sister Lan? Miao Yue asked anxiously.

"I and Yang Lan's elementary school classmates, this was filmed at our elementary school party a few months ago, when she also wanted to introduce his son to someone, I thought about my daughter, you just graduated, and you are engaged in the film and television industry, it is not appropriate to fall in love too early, so you didn't talk.

But then again, I haven't seen him for a few months, and his son who is engaged in sales has switched to the film and television industry? ”

"It's not true, it's not uncommon for people to enter the circle. Brother Fan is now a descendant of the Hidden World Sect, and he is studying hard at home to prepare for the sect test, and if he passes, he will inherit the billions of wealth of the sect! Miao Yue said leisurely.

"Yueyue, have you read too many novels, and you are still in the hidden world, you might as well say that he has cultivated immortals!" Qin Lu scratched her daughter's nose and smiled.

"Don't touch it, what if it scrapes again?" Miao Yue shook her head and said unhappily.

"Aren't you afraid of anything? You tell your mother about your male god Yang Fan, look at the one you like who is looking for death and life, will you fart soon, what's the big deal, with your mother and Xiaolan's six-year relationship at the same table, it's not a big deal! Qin Lu waved his hand and said magnificently.

"Really?" The corners of Miao Yue's mouth curled slightly.

"Of course, you tell your mother, I'll see how good the prospective son-in-law is, and he has taken away my precious daughter's soul." Qin Lu asked curiously.

Miao Yue picked up Qin Lu's mobile phone to search for Yang Fan's information and showed it to Qin Lu, and asked, "Haven't you watched the news on your mobile phone in the past two days?" ”

"When I went to the toilet yesterday, I dropped my mobile phone in the toilet, and I only got it back this morning, don't you have time to make breakfast for your father and daughter?" Qin Lu explained.

"Huh~~~ It's disgusting! See for yourself! Miao Yue threw the phone to Qin Lu, picked up the napkin on the table and wiped her hands.

"It's been washed a long time ago! Wow~~~ so handsome! GOOD MAN! Yummy! This son-in-law and old lady are going to be decided! "There is a mother and there is a daughter, and there is no different kind of praise than the words of praise.

"It's hard, Mom! People are straight men of steel, yesterday I tried my best to count people didn't look at me a few times, and now I fried my fart in front of him, the small fork nose is so sensitive, my impression score is estimated to have dropped to a negative number. You say, do I still have a chance? ”

Miao Yue looked depressed, feeling that the male god was getting farther and farther away from her.

"Little fork? Isn't it Yang Fan? ”

"Oops! This is my intimate name for my idol, and it's just me. Yang Fan is the small fork, and the small fork is Yang Fan! Miao Yue's tone at this time was more delicate and cute.

"Okay, let's make a small fork, my daughter please don't complain, your mother and I have goosebumps all over the place. Since it's a straight man of steel, it's easy to do, find a way to sleep with him! ”

Qin Lu was not shocked, Miao Yue opened her mouth and said in surprise: "Ha~~!" Slept? People are girls, what a bad idea do you have, Mom! ”

"Humph! Back then, your father was a factory grass in our factory, and the little girl who liked him could line up from the east gate of the factory to the west gate, so many girls pursued your father, guess how my mother got it? Qin Lu said triumphantly.

"Just like my dad, the quality of the men in your factory is so bad, isn't that a dick silk concentration camp." Miao Yue said with a disgusted expression.

"Actually, your dad was quite handsome when he was young, but after he got married, he was like a pig, the more he grew, the fatter he became, and finally he was disabled! Not to mention your dad's looks, now let you guess how I caught up with your dad. ”

"You slept him to sleep?" Miao Yue asked tentatively.

"Well, I was wearing a thin shirt and nothing in it on that rainy night, and I deliberately got wet to find your dad. As soon as your dad's straight steel man opened the door, his whole body was straight, so I took the initiative a little bit, and your dad followed.

There is no cat in this world that does not eat fish, and if there is, then this cat must not have tasted the umami of fish. So there has never been a straight man of steel, only a simple man who has never tasted femininity.

If you want Han to be interested in you, you have to let him know that you are fresh. Daughter, you look like your mother when you were young, but your figure is also like your father when you were young, as thin as a bamboo pole, how do you describe it on the Internet in front of you? ”

"Hmm... I thought, yes, it's called a tablet. It's really apt if you don't say it. Miao Yue listened to the secret history of her mother and father with relish at first, and when her mother talked about her body, her face was getting darker and darker.

If it wasn't her mother sitting in front of her, your little sister would have let her know why the flowers in March were so red.

"Enough! Qin Lu has you damaged your daughter so much! Miao Yue couldn't help but scold.

"Yueyue, don't be angry, don't be angry! Your mom just can't keep the door open sometimes. I mean, your little fork may like the plump type, and the second is that you can also find a way to remedy it. Qin Lu said embarrassedly.

He didn't like it, Wang Yingying, who was sitting opposite last night, was a dairy cow, although she was a little older, her figure was more exaggerated than your mother, and even the second young man of the Han family didn't hold it in her hands. Xiao Cha didn't even look at her, and patronized her phone to read. ”

"In this way, your little fork is really a fool! Daughter, if you really like Yang Xiaocha, then do everything you can to sleep with him. This kind of coercion you expect him to chase you, it is better to believe that the sow goes up the tree. As you just described, he thinks books are better than women! Qin Lu looked at Miao Yue with burning eyes and said instigatingly.

"Do you really want to go to sleep?" Miao Yuegou asked.

"Well, sleep on him!" Qin Lu's eyes were affirmative, and he looked like a person who had come over.