Chapter 19 The title of the poem "Smiling Proud Rivers and Lakes", can it be eye-catching?
Yang Fan was stunned when he heard this, and laughed at several versions of the rivers and lakes, only one version is Dongfang Undefeated is a woman, starring Chen Qiaoen, if it is really this version, the side quest can still be done.
"Dongfang is undefeated, the leader of the Sun and Moon God Sect in the martial arts, Dongfang is undefeated and martial arts are the first in the world, this Oiran dares to call herself undefeated in the East, and she is the first in the world?" Yang Fan joked with the old bustard.
"This oriental girl is the first time to come to our Qunfang Pavilion to stay, the rest is hard to say, but the beauty and figure are absolutely stunning in our Hengyang City, this slave Chun Tao dares to pack a ticket, as for whether there are other masterpieces, this depends on whether the son has the ability to be the guest of the Oriental girl."
After the introduction of the old bustard Chuntao, he used words to provoke Yang Fan, if it was other Oiran Brother Fan, he was really not fooled, but he was really born for love, and Dongfang Baiyang Fan, who died for love, was very interested in meeting this strange woman who was very affectionate and sexual.
"Sister Chun Tao, don't you say that this son is the first in the world of martial arts, today I, Yang Fan, first picked the Oiran Dongfang Undefeated, and then I will challenge the Sun Moon God Sect Leader Dongfang Undefeated after his martial arts are successful, hahaha..."
Brother Fan showed the appearance of a gentleman, and the literati and inkmen, chivalrous men and wealthy merchants around him showed disdain, and the old bustard Chuntao smiled and flattered.
"Yang Gongzi's ambition is as big as a bird, and the slave family wishes Yang Gongzi a beautiful woman tonight. It's time for the Oriental girl to play, and the slave family will go to warm up first. ”
After the old bustard Chuntao retreated, he walked onto the stage and said loudly: "There is an undefeated Dongfang who is the first in the world of martial arts in the rivers and lakes, and there is also an Dongfang undefeated in our Qunfang Pavilion, and now we invite the Oriental girl to take the stage!" ”
After the old bustard finished speaking, eight huge Kong Ming lanterns rose from under the stage, and suddenly illuminated the dim hall like starlight, and the various colored curtains above were like colorful clouds under the light.
A graceful woman descends from the sky, shuttling in it, the fluttering gauze skirt and water sleeves reflect the starlight clouds in the sky, like a fairy in the heavenly palace stepping into the mortal dust, which makes people look up and admire.
The woman was about two years old, wearing a lake crimson brocade off-the-shoulder collared coat, covered with emerald green embroidered light tulle on the outside, a lake blue bandeau satin skirt inside, a white snow satin sleeve hanging around the goose neck around the snow lotus-like arms, and a pink gold silk belt tied around the waist.
The hairstyle is combed in a flying bun, and there is a colorful satin tied with a braid decoration on the forehead, and a phoenix hairpin with a gold hollow pattern is inserted.
After the woman fell, she showed a light smile, her soothing apricot eyes seduced her soul, Qiong's nose was sharp, and the cherry-like mouth came out with a pleasant voice like a green kite soaring into the air, noble and inviolable, and suddenly caught the attention of the men present.
"The slave family is undefeated in the East, I heard that there are a lot of knights in Hengyang City, so tonight will take the rivers and lakes as the theme, if the son can make a poem that satisfies the little girl, he can be the guest of the little woman tonight.
If you can't make a poem that satisfies the little girl, you won't be disappointed tonight, and the famous knights can also enter the curtain with the highest silver taels. ”
After the woman finished speaking, all the men in the audience applauded, Brother Fan also felt that the woman was not pretentious and shouted hello, and Ling Hu Chong and Lu Dayou, who were kissed by the fans and monkey buttocks, pushed away the fans and applauded.
People like to spend no money on white piao, and the literati and artists present have appeared on the stage, and I will sing it if you sing it, so lively. It's just that the level of this poetry is average, and it can't get into the eyes of this oriental girl on stage.
"I'll just say, in the end, you still have to look at the silver, and it's a waste of time to let these stinky sour people play!" The young man dressed as a three-foot long swordsman in one hand said impatiently and disdainfully.
This provoked the anger of this group of literati and ink writers, and they all quoted classics to accuse this young man, the corner of the young man's mouth smiled disdainfully, pulled out his sword, the cold light flashed, the corner of the table was broken, and he sneered: "If any of you think that your head is harder than the table, you can come forward to find the master to theorize!" ”
The young man stared at the literati and inkmen, and saw that everyone in front of him was like quails, and Zhang Yang laughed and said: "Don't dare, just get out of the way, don't delay the meeting time between the master and the Oriental girl!" ”
The young man turned around and clasped his fists at the Oriental Oiran on the stage and said politely: "Yu Renyan is the son of Yu Canghai, the master of the Qingcheng faction, and he has seen the Oriental girl!" ”
"Who's that? I'm tired of people, master, I haven't come out to show poetry yet, you are so eye-catching, does the director know? Brother Fan's lazy voice sounded behind Yu Renyan.
"That bastard dares to talk nonsense behind the master's back, it's really a sword in the master's hand!" Yu Renyan thought that he would be able to convince everyone and win the favor of beauties, but he didn't expect to bite the gold halfway, which was really annoying to me.
"Everyone is out to play, with the ability to win the beauty, how do you want to rely on the broken sword to hug the beauty, you are thinking about fart eating, your father's name takes you well, and people are disgusted, it's really annoying, everyone says yes!"
Brother Fan is happy to tease Yu Renyan, anyway, Yu Renyan is not a good person, and he doesn't mind teaching him a lesson if he really wants to do it.
People like to praise the high and step on the low, and when they saw that someone came forward to suppress the arrogant Yu Renyan, they naturally followed the coaxing and belittled, especially those literati and ink writers who were scared into quail just now.
How badly it was just crushed and how hard it is rebounding now. The scolding sentence is not the same, Dongfang Undefeated stood on the stage, looked at the scene of the drama pleasantly, and said with a light smile: "Since this son has poetry, you might as well let him say it, if it is not good, then enter the next link." ”
The beauty was convinced, and Yang Fan opened the fan of Concubine Jin Xiang, revealing the most handsome man in the world facing everyone. This word is due to the fact that Zhang's preschool education is good, and it can be written.
This person is really good-looking, but if you want to exaggerate yourself to be the first in the world, it is too shameless, in ancient times, it was modest, even if you are, you have to say two words of greeting, Brother Fan's shameless behavior simply refreshed the amazing value of the Ming Dynasty, this Nima is really too sassy!
Originally, this fan only had one side of the landscape painting, and the other side was a whiteboard waiting for the inscription of poems. On the road, I hid in the carriage and turned on my mobile phone and computer to search for poems in the middle and late Ming Dynasty, and found that no matter which capital could not represent my inner coquettishness, he simply wrote the first handsome man in the world.
"Hahaha... There are still such shameless people in the world, even Pan An would not dare to say such a thing when he was alive, and he still had the face to dare to say that the master was right and wrong, and the kid had a kind of report your name! ”
Yu Renyan laughed insolently and attacked Yang Fan, Brother Fan's face had long been as indestructible as a steel plate, and he smiled calmly: "My surname is Ai, a single name is a tyrant, the tyrant of the overlord!" I call it self-confidence, and it's annoying. If no one is confident, how can he achieve great things! ”
"Aiba, listen up, the rest of my Yu Yu Yan is the rest of the Yu, and the Yan is the Yan of Jun Yan. If you talk nonsense again, don't blame the master for being polite! ”
Yu Renyan was so angry that he threatened Brother Fan with words, how could Brother Fan, the clown who jumped off the beam, be afraid of him, and laughed: "Good son, call again and listen!" ”
"Good! You melon baby has been holding back the bad, and you can't get along with the master, go die! ”
Yu Renyan pulled out his long sword and stabbed at Yang Fan, Ling Hu Chong drew his sword and broke the sword in Yu Renyan's hand with a sword, and then kicked him to the ground, the whole action was clean and neat.
The corners of Yu Renyan's mouth overflowed with blood, and the dogs around him helped him up, and Yu Renyan said inwardly: "Who are you, I am Yu Canghai's son, aren't you afraid of the revenge of the Qingcheng faction?" ”
"Huashan sent Linghu Chong to see Brother Yu, although my brother has offended many words before, but the crime is not to death, Brother Yu's actions are too ruthless!" Ling Hu Chong clenched his fists and said politely.
"Okay, it turned out to be the Huashan faction of the hypocrite Yue Buqun, no wonder! Ling Hu Chong and the kid who didn't dare to be named, you wait, let's go! ”
The rest of the people covered their chests and left in embarrassment by the same door, Yang Fan walked to Dongfang Undefeated with a grin and said, "The girl is talking about rivers and lakes, so listen up."
The world is out of my generation, and the years of entering the rivers and lakes are urging.
In the talk and laughter of the emperor's hegemony, it is better than a drunk in life.
Lifting a sword and riding to wave the ghost rain, the white bones are like mountain birds flying in shock.
Dust is like a tide, people are like water, only sighing a few people in the rivers and lakes.
The title of the poem "Smiling Proud Jianghu", I wonder if it can enter the eyes of Oriental girls? ”