Brother Fan took out a notebook from the empty belt and found the Journey to the West series of movies, originally Brother Fan wanted to play "Journey to the West", but thinking that Wu Chengen's "Journey to the West" was actually published in the twelfth year of Wanli, these nuns didn't know who Sun Wukong was, and they might not be able to understand it if they showed it to them abruptly. In case it is regarded as a comedy movie, it is not in vain that you have been blind to the deep feelings that have loved you for 10,000 years.

The story of Xuanzang's journey to the west to learn scriptures is widely spread in Buddhism, and the nuns of the Hengshan faction must know who Xuanzang is, so there is a sense of substitution. So Brother Fan decided to put "Journey to the West" first, and let them warm up first.

No wonder Dingyi wants to take these little nuns to experience, he is too timid, he was scared to watch a movie, screamed and trembled, and even covered his eyes and didn't dare to watch, among them, Yilin pulled Brother Fan's sleeve and shrank her head behind Brother Fan.

"Is it necessary to be scared like this, isn't it just an enlarged tiger fish?" Ren Yingying stared at Yilin viciously, a little tasteful.

"Or Miss Ren is well-informed, you are a woman, they are also women, you tell them why you are not afraid?" Brother Fan actually has a headache, these little nuns are scared like this, and this still touches them so much?

I can't see the plot completely, how can I understand the deep meaning expressed in the movie. If this is the case, it will be difficult to achieve the purpose of Brother Fan's movie, so Brother Fan hopes that Ren Yingying can help these little nuns overcome their fears.

"Bad guys, it's the same between women? I don't want to be afraid, it's easy! Naturally, you are not afraid to kill someone. You see that Master Dingyi is not very good! People eat fish, fish eat people, this is the same as the rivers and lakes, whoever is strong is the master, and the weak is naturally the fish on the chopping board. Although Ren Yingying's words were not listened to, she hit the nail on the head.

Dingyi didn't refute, she suddenly felt that showing her disciples the image released by the immortal with the artifact could also achieve the effect of training, so she took out the majesty of the elders and said: "Don't hide, open your eyes for me, this is practice, if you want to become a Buddha, if you can't even pass this level, just go down the mountain and get married!" ”

The disciples of the Hengshan faction are all orphans who have lost their parents since childhood, for them, the Hengshan faction is their home, and marrying someone is too far away from them, and some young disciples may not understand the meaning of marrying. But being kicked out of the mountain gate means losing a warm home, and this is what scares these little nuns the most.

Because these little nuns have had a period of exile when they were young, which is their nightmare. And the Hengshan faction took them in, gave them warmth, no longer starved, no longer cold. There is the care of the elders like a mother, and the friendship of the sisters and sisters, everything is so beautiful and warm.

They were reluctant to leave this price, and for the sake of their common warm home, these weak women even risked their lives to summon up the courage to lift their long swords and fight on the rivers and lakes.

Also in order to stay in this home, these little nuns held each other's hands and mustered up the courage to open their eyes to face their fears.

Yilin, who was hiding behind Brother Fan, also quietly stretched out her head and watched hard. When they saw Miss Duan subduing the fish demon sand monk, all the women cheered, and Yi Lin said timidly: "Sister Duan, who is the incarnation of Guanyin Bodhisattva, is so fierce!" ”

"Yilin, the Buddha also has anger, you remember, in the future, when you walk the rivers and lakes, you will be like Guanyin Bodhisattva when you encounter demons, and treat them fiercely without mercy!"

Dingyi: Is this entertaining and educational? These little nuns actually nodded seriously and said yes, this is okay, one word!

"This Chen Xuanzang is so frustrated, he can subdue the monster by reading a children's rhyme with 300 songs, just like his bullshit master, he is a stupid dick!" Ren Yingying commented disdainfully.

"You are not allowed to insult Master Xuanzang, Master Xuanzang is not stupid, it is right to persuade people to be kind. My Buddha is compassionate, and I don't kill as much as I can! Amitabha. Yilin stepped forward and retorted.

"Hehe... Is it? With a disdainful smile, Ren Yingying raised her hand and slapped Yilin, and Brother Fan quickly grabbed Ren Yingying's wrist. What to do, if you have something to say, don't do it! ”

"You bad guy, you like the new and hate the old, and you actually protect her!" Ren Yingying deliberately said coquettishly with a crying voice.

"Miss Ren, this is your mistake, I have always liked the new and never tired of the old, you can insult me as a person, but you can't insult my character.

Plus, I'm the most reasonable. The little sister is just reasoning with you, so it's not appropriate for you to do it, right? If there are any differences, you can talk about them, and the truth is not clearer and clearer. ”

"That's it, Senior Sister Yilin just helped Master Xuanzang say a word, this demon girl is going to beat someone, it's really a femme fatale!"

"Surname Ren? There are not many surnames on the rivers and lakes, I heard that the former Demon Sect Leader is surnamed Ren, and his name is my line. Could it be that this woman is the Holy Aunt of the Demon Sect, Ren Yingying? ”

"I see, the demon sect demon is really vicious, no wonder the junior sister will do it if she has the slightest disobedience to her, it's really hateful! Yilin doesn't have to be afraid, if she dares to do it again, we just want to learn Guanyin Bodhisattva. ”

......

Ren Yingying was drowned in the words of these nuns, Brother Fan heard a buddy say that a woman's mouth can reach three thousand ducks, the crusade of these dozens of female nuns made Brother Fan feel like a strengthened version of the mantra, listening to the brain pain, he is not the main force, looking at Ren Yingying's bloodshot eyes, he said distressedly: "Calm down for this seat, continue to watch movies!" ”

Brother Fan's words were still very intimidating, and the scene instantly quieted down, leaving only the call of the north wind. Brother Fan will suspend and cancel, and when the movie reaches the plot of Gao Laozhuang, these women unconsciously whispered about the plot.

"Is this benefactor blind? Her senior brother is so ugly, he still says he is handsome? ”

"Yes, I'm still staring, if I were her, I'm afraid I'm going to vomit."

"If you want to say handsome, I think it's still the most handsome!"

"Senior sister, be careful of breaking the rules!"

"Senior sister, I remember when Lord Qi Xian and Senior Brother Linghu competed in a sword competition, but you first said that Lord Qi Xian was the most handsome!"

......

"Don't talk about it, look! This restaurant is actually a monster cave. It's terrible, the roast pork sold in it is actually human flesh. Vomit~~~! ”

"Gash ~~~!"

"Gash ~~~!"

......

, just watch a movie, is it necessary for all nuns and girls to be pregnant, and vomit so real? Fortunately, this time Brother Fan flashed quickly and did not get stained, Ren Yingying was unlucky and was vomited by Yilin.

Originally, Ren Yingying pulled out the short sword in her waist and wanted to kill, but as soon as she pulled out the short sword, everyone in the Hengshan faction pulled out her long sword and surrounded her.

Ren Yingying was decisively coaxed, and looked at Brother Fan pitifully. Brother Fan has a bad point, that is, he is easy to be soft-hearted when treating beauties. "What are you doing! What are you doing? Hurry up and put away the sword for me, if anyone dares to show the sword again, this seat promises to beat her ass in public! ”

The power of the language was infinite, and a sentence made all the women present quickly withdraw their swords, and their faces were dyed with a layer of rouge.

There was vomit on the ground, Brother Fan could only change places to play movies, and Ren Yingying also found a place where no one was there and changed into Yilin's clean clothes.

"Miss Ren changed into this coarse white dress, and she was even more handsome. Now it's okay, everyone is wearing the same uniform, it's a family, and no one is allowed to do anything next, concentrate on showing me a movie! ”

After Brother Fan finished speaking, the pause was lifted, and the movie continued to be screened. After a while, the nuns began to discuss the plot in small voices.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva is really handsome when he fights monsters, and I will be like Guanyin Bodhisattva in the future."

"It turns out that the magic weapon is like this, it's really amazing, why doesn't our sect's magic weapon have this function?"

"Stupid! Didn't the immortal say that after the heaven and earth are connected, the aura and yin qi are gone. If the ghosts don't exist, our magic weapons will naturally lose their original power! ”

"Senior Sister Yihe is so amazing, I thought of the key at once! The younger sister admired. ”

"You're welcome, you're welcome!"

"Wow, look, it turns out that the original spirit was sucked out mouth-to-mouth! Ah, Miss Duan, the incarnation of Guanyin Bodhisattva, kissed Master Xuanzang! What a shame! ”

The little nuns cover their eyes with their hands, but your fingers are so wide open, are you playing this seat? This seat is not interested in you, so there is no need for it.

"Humph! What do you know, in order to subdue demons and subdue demons, there are many people here who have sacrificed themselves to become benevolent, and what is it to kiss me! Master Dingyi reprimanded the disciples.

As soon as Ding Yi finished reprimanding, the disciple here slapped his face. "Oops~~! Guanyin Bodhisattva actually undressed in front of Master Xuanzang, and asked him to hold her chest, which is too much..."

"Humph! The physical body is a stinky skin, and Guanyin Bodhisattva is teaching us not to care about this stinky skin. You must know that color is emptiness, emptiness is color, no color, no phase, no anger and no madness, you can become a Buddha! "Dingyi forcibly explained and educated the disciples.

"Disciple understands, huh? Uncle Guanyin Bodhisattva actually deceived Xuanzang by doing this? Why does Xuanzang have to like himself? ”

"It's... The Bodhisattva naturally has a reason for doing this. "Dingyi didn't understand very well, so he could only find an excuse to perfunctory his disciples.

"Let me tell you, the most difficult love tribulation in this red dust tribulation, how to cross it without emotion? Guanyin Bodhisattva is helping Xuanzang to be emotional. I won't go into any more spoilers, so you can read on. ”

Then came to the obedient plot, Xuanzang was pitted, and these women laughed and leaned back and forth, especially the part where Xuanzang danced the waves, which directly made these women cry with joy.

"Laugh! Laugh! The more you laugh now, the more miserable you cry at the end. Brother Fan said secretly in his heart.

The plot is developing rapidly, and these women exclaim from time to time, some marvel at the magical machine car in the play, some envy the high martial arts of the exorcist, and some marvel at how the monster grows so big....

Finally came to the part where Miss Duan faked her death, and the curious baby Yilin suddenly asked Brother Fan: "Lord Qixian, why has Xuanzang found out that he is reluctant to let Miss Duan die, and still doesn't admit that he likes Miss Duan?" ”

"That's because Xuanzang hasn't really recognized his heart yet, and he is still confused in the obsession of great love, continue to look down, which requires you to find the answer yourself, so that you can understand!" Brother Fan replied to Yi Lin cordially.

The plot continues to unfold, Xuanzang discovered the scene of Wuzhi Mountain according to the tips of the mirror flower and water moon, and the nuns marveled at the great power of the Buddha and prayed to the mouth to proclaim Amitabha.

This is amazing, if you appear to suppress Sun Wukong later, what should you do? Do you want to bathe, change your clothes, and fast for three days? Ahem... This seat is still there.

Xuanzang entered Wuzhi Mountain and found Sun Wukong, and the girls were quite disappointed when they saw Sun Wukong, who was ugly and frustrated and known as the first demon king in the world, and wondered if Sun Wukong, who was such a dick, really had a way to defeat Zhu Gangguana?

The demon king Sun Wukong gave a solution, which is to let a beautiful woman play the wife of Zhu Gangguan to dance in the moonlight to lure Zhu Gangguan out. The appearance of Miss Duan naturally became a beautiful woman who seduced Pig Gangguana. Under the moonlight, Miss Duan wore a white dress and danced with a wound, and the clear light sprinkled on Miss Duan added three points of holiness.

Miss Duan is tall and graceful, fresh and refined. Like a green lotus swaying in the wind. I can't help but think of the description of Qinglian in "Ai Lian Said": out of the mud but not stained, clear ripples but not demons, straight through the outside, no vines and no branches, fragrant and clear, pavilion and pure planting, can be viewed from a distance and can not be blasphemed.

All the women praised and amazed, worthy of the Guanyin sister they worshiped day and night, she was simply the embodiment of beauty, and they worshipped her in vain.

Yi Lin held her chin with her hands and said like a little fan girl beside Brother Fan: "The incarnation of Guanyin Bodhisattva is so beautiful!" ”

"It's okay, but I think if you come to dance Yilin, you should look better than this Miss Duan!" To be honest, Brother Fan felt that Shu Qi was not very beautiful, far worse than the current Yilin's appearance, so this sentence was sincere.

"No, no, no! Yilin is not as good as Guanyin Bodhisattva, Amitabha, sin, sin! Yi Lin was so ashamed that her face turned red and panicked, seeing that she was about to overload again, Brother Fan stopped and continued to tease her, and motioned for her to continue watching the movie.

finally reached the climax of the film, Miss Duan was seriously injured by Sun Wukong and died in Xuanzang's arms in order to protect Xuanzang, and that classic dialogue finally appeared.

"You've been caught by me again, and you still don't admit to loving me."

"I love you, the first time I saw you, I fell in love with you."

"There's... How much love? ”

"So love, there's not a day I don't miss you."

"Love... How long? ”

"A thousand years... 10,000 years..."

"Ten thousand years... It's been too long, and you love me, and now..."

Xuanzang took Miss Duan's body into his arms and kissed her, but unfortunately the kiss was too late, and Miss Duan was no longer there. For a while, the atmosphere of mourning infected all the women present, and all the women held back tears. Some pear blossoms bring rain, some cry silently, and some sob......

Brother Fan felt that letting these women cry could flood Snow Wolf Valley, but it didn't disturb the emotions of these women. Crying sadly proves that I saw it.

Wait until Sun Wukong shatters Miss Duan's body and turns it into a fluorescent sky. The women held back their tears at once, and suddenly became angry with the enemy, and all kinds of curses were endless, eager to cut the demon king Sun Wukong with a thousand knives.

Miss Duan sacrificed, Xuanzang realized, and the 300 children's songs that Miss Duan haphazardly put together became the true scripture of the Great Day. It is a metaphor that Miss Duan is the incarnation of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

The enlightened Xuanzang became a Buddha on the ground, full of golden light, and ten thousand laws did not invade. is the same as the golden body effect that Brother Fan talked about in Shaolin that day, so that the nuns of the Hengshan faction believe Brother Fan's lies even more.

Xuanzang recited the Great Day Rulai Sutra and summoned the Rulai Dharma Body to suppress the demon king Sun Wukong in one fell swoop, and influenced Sun Wukong in the Pure Land World of the West Heaven, and finally the Bodhi Ancestor appeared and told Xuanzang to go to the West Heaven to learn the scriptures and purify the world.

Xuanzang accepted the three demons as disciples. At this point, he embarked on the road to the west and the film ended.

"I'll just say, what kind of love to influence bad guys is bullshit, and it's not like Sun Wukong was finally subdued by force." Ren Yingying's eyes were slightly red and shouted at Yilin.

Women are really cautious and hold grudges.

"No, it must be Sun Wukong who was influenced by my Buddha, so he was willing to protect Master Xuanzang to go to Tianzhu to learn scriptures." Yilin retorted.

"If you don't subdue the bad guys first, why should people listen to you? So you still have to rely on force before probation, understand? Ren Yingying shot back.

"Force is not the main thing, if you don't have a heart that loves the world, you can't influence demons." Yi Lin said sharply.

"You little fool, you don't understand such an obvious truth. Forget it, Miss Ben is scheming with you and losing her identity for nothing! Ren Yingying looked at Yi Lin, who was a little stupid, and said angrily.

This reminds Brother Fan of saying on the Internet that you must not reason with a fool, he will lower your IQ and beat you with his ideas.

"You're stupid, Yilin isn't stupid. Guanyin Bodhisattva sacrificed his incarnation to help Master Xuanzang become a Buddha, and Lord Qixian took you, the holy daughter of the Demon Sect, with him, should want to use love to influence you and cross you to become a Buddha. You haven't understood the deep meaning of the Immortal after watching it for so long, it's really in vain that the Immortal has worked hard.

At this time, Yilin killed Ren Yingying with one blow, and Ren Yingying was suddenly dumbfounded, and her expression was shocked inexplicably. Yi Lin didn't mean to beat the water dog, but walked up to Brother Fan and bowed sincerely, then got up and said boldly: "Yi Lin has already realized, and I ask Lord Qi Xian to help me become a Buddha!" ”

Yi Lin closed her eyes after speaking, and! This seemingly simple Yilin is quite wise, and I still remember the line in the film when a girl closes her eyes is to let you kiss her. Brother Fan will give you 10,000 likes.

Brother Fan never expected that Yilin would make up the meaning of this movie in such a way, and before he could speak, another little nun who was slightly inferior to Yilin stood up and said: "Little monk Yihe, I have been fond of Lord Qixian for a long time, and I also ask Lord Qixian to help me become a Buddha." ”

There are two if there is one, there are three if there are two, Brother Fan never expected that all the little nuns would close their eyes to confess to themselves.

In the end, Mrs. Dingyi walked in front of Brother Fan, and Brother Fan was so frightened that he panicked: "Master... Shitai. You... It won't be..."

"Don't misunderstand, the person who crossed me is not you, but Senior Brother Yue of the Huashan faction. 10,000 years is too long. Poor Ni wants to go to Senior Brother Yue first, and ask Immortal Qi to take care of the disciple on my behalf, and we will meet in Luoyang City! ”