Chapter 96: My Sister Is Fierce, Smelly Feet, Fartting...
"Excuse me, what's the matter, come quickly!" Dongfang Bai was in the dominant position, and said indifferently.
"Subordinate..."
Tian Boguang was just about to speak, and Wang Haoran next to him immediately flashed to Zhang Jianxiu's side and said, "Wow, brother-in-law! It smells so good! You don't call me to join you when you have something good to eat, have you forgotten our friendship?"
"You are..." Zhang Jianxiu recalled the memories of his predecessor, and a series of images appeared in his mind.
"Brother-in-law, I heard that there is a new Qingwan person in Luo Youlou, who is playing and singing!"
"Brother-in-law, Wang Fatzi actually dares to rob us of the Oiran and flatten him!"
"Brother-in-law, I didn't bring any money this time, next time I will definitely invite you back, if you break your promise, my surname will be written upside down!"
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"I'm your brother-in-law Wang Haoran! Brother-in-law, I know you're suffering, my sister has big feet, is fierce, and likes to pick her toes at home. But you deliberately don't recognize me, brother, I'm really sad, woo woo..."
Wang Haoran picked up Zhang Jianxiu's coat to hide his face and wept as he spoke, and then raised his beautiful face with pear blossoms and rain and looked at Zhang Jianxiu resentfully, making Zhang Jianxiu think that he had abandoned him from the beginning to the end.
"To make up for my wounded heart, let's use the remaining roasted bear's paw to comfort my wounded heart."
Wang Haoran took advantage of Zhang Jianxiu's inattention, and reached out to snatch the roasted bear paw from Zhang Jianxiu's hand, he was fast, someone was faster than him!
"Presumptuous, what did the Governor of Pontus ask you about, you are so wild, do you take me, the Governor, in your eyes?"
Dongfang Bai didn't expect Wang Haoran to take advantage of the kung fu of playing treasure and selling cuteness, and actually attracted the attention of the skewer of roasted bear paws in Zhang Jianxiu's hand, and couldn't help but shoot angrily, you must know that there is still her saliva on the skewer, and her saliva can only be eaten by Zhang Jianxiu in this world.
Wang Haoran saw the dense flying needles with needles and threads, and was so frightened that he threw the skewers in his hand. "Sister Dongfang, be merciful under the needle!"
"Whoosh" flashed behind Zhang Jianxiu and hid, the flying needle just wrapped the roasted bear paw in the air and pulled it back, Wang Haoran saw that he was fine, and let out a long sigh to relieve his fear.
No way, Dongfang Bai is too terrifying, Wang Haoran still remembers that when he first entered the camp yesterday, he teased this person with his identity as Zhang Jianxiu's brother-in-law (In ancient times, concubines could be given as gifts between friends. I didn't expect to be rewarded with an embroidery needle by Dongfang Bai's uniform in an instant, and that taste is better than death.
The reason why Wang Haoran was exceptionally promoted to the scout camp was not the stimulation of his mouth in front of his comrades' bragging, but in fact, it was all the credit of Dongfang Bai.
"Sister Dongfang's acupuncture is peerless, she is as beautiful as a flower like a fairy descending to earth, and she is a natural match with her brother-in-law. I also asked Sister Dongfang to bypass the little brother once, and the little brother didn't dare anymore!" Wang Haoran knelt and licked with a strong desire to survive.
"Oh, I'm a natural match for your brother-in-law? And what about your own sister?" The corners of Dongfang Bai's mouth were slightly upturned, he was holding an embroidery needle in his hand, and his eyes were looking up and down on Wang Haoran from time to time.
Wang Haoran suddenly felt the cold air around him, and he immediately said with a strong desire to survive: "My sister is fierce, with big stinky feet, farting at home is loud and smelly, how can there be a little fairy smell on her body, it's just ..."
Wang Haoran suddenly felt a great crisis rising behind him, and before he had a chance to look back, he was kicked away by Wang Mingyue, who had returned to the camp.
Wang Mingyue was really angry, she didn't expect that her favorite Didi actually defected to the enemy, and actually exposed her shortcomings in front of her husband and opponents, how can it be repaired, unforgivable!
Wang Mingyue blasted her stinky brother with a hammer, and after she was angry, she walked to Zhang Jianxiu's side and said, "Husband, I want to listen to my brother's nonsense, you know, he has always been unreliable."
"You and I are husband and wife, we should tolerate each other, no one is perfect, husband likes you, I like everything about you! This is a freshly roasted bear's paw for your husband, and you and Red Tassel will eat it together."
Zhang Jianxiu looked at Wang Mingyue dotingly, and then took out a skewer of scorched bear paws from the air belt and handed a pot of wine to Wang Mingyue.
Wang Haoran, who was lying on the ground and moaning, suddenly spoke, "Brother-in-law, that's because of your roots
Ben hadn't smelled my sister's ass. Otherwise..."
"Shut up!" Wang Mingyue's face was black, her forehead was twitching, and she flashed to her stinky brother and stepped on Wang Haoran's face, making him unable to speak.
"You... This one... This violent woman, hurry... Put the stinky feet... Take it away, sister... Brother-in-law! Save... Help!" Wang Haoran slurred his mouth and asked for help.
"Forget it, Mingyue, if you break the stinky boy, your father-in-law and mother-in-law will be distressed. For my sake, go around him once." Zhang Jianxiu pulled Wang Mingyuehao's wrist, looked at Wang Mingyue's similar face, and suddenly thought of Miao Yue in reality.
"Sister, I... I was wrong! Again... Again... Don't dare, you... Just treat me a... Fart... Let's put it on! Yes~!!! Pain! Pain! It hurts!"
There is a way that if you don't die, you won't die, Wang Haoran usually begged for mercy and said that it was smooth, but this bald lull touched Wang Mingyue's reverse scales again, and as a result...
Dongfang Bai is the most leisurely in the military tent, eating barbecue while enjoying the opponent's farce, not to mention how beautiful it is in his heart, it is simply beautiful.
Wang Haoran was beaten by Wang Mingyue again, this time he learned to be obedient, or he was too seriously injured and lay down on the ground directly, Zhang Jianxiu watched Wang Haoran change from the original handsome little fresh meat to a bruised and swollen pig's head.
For the sake of him having been on the battlefield with him and carrying a gun, he threw a healing technique at him, and after a blue light turned into a little fluorescence and disappeared on Wang Haoran's body, I saw that Wang Haoran's face was slowly returning to its original state with the naked eye, and its effect was ten times that of returning my drifting fist.
Zhang Jianxiu took out a skewer of roasted bear paws and a pot of wine from the empty belt and handed them to Wang Ying and said, "Master, with the cultivation of you and Aunt Qiaoyun, it happens that the two of you will share this earth bear paw, and after eating, there will be unexpected effects on cultivating internal strength."
As soon as Wang Ying heard this, she knew that the large bear paw handed over by Zhang Jianxiu was a treasure of heaven and earth in the upper realm, and she secretly said with joy: "This earth bear paw is exchanged for 350 merit points, but I didn't expect Zhang Jianxiu to take it out casually and use it as dinner, it seems that this disciple of my husband Jun has considerable control over the resources given by Chen Tuan's ancestor."
It seems that what he did today was reckless, just trying to please his wife, but forgetting that he is the point, and it seems that the next step is to change the strategy."
The effect of the healing technique was very good, Wang Haoran, who was still lying on the ground, immediately jumped to Zhang Jianxiu's side, pulled Zhang Jianxiu's arm with both hands and shook it, like a hocky dog, and then begged the owner to feed him.
"Sister~husband! What about mine? What about mine? They also want to eat roasted bear's paws."
Zhang Jianxiu's face was black, although he knew that his brother-in-law was shameless enough from the memory of his predecessor, but he didn't expect that this disgusting level had reached the sky. Zhang Jianxiu, who couldn't stand it, had to take out half of his rations, and then used a deer cutter to cut out a third of this half of the bear's paw and handed it to Wang Haoran.
Wang Haoran saw that he was so little, and immediately took out the disgusting Dafa to greet Zhang Jianxiu.
"Sister~husband! Why are there so few people, I have to eat half of them, or they will cry to you."
"It's not that you won't be allowed to eat, it's that you don't cultivate enough, and it's easy to go crazy if you eat too much, understand?" Zhang Jianxiu's face was full of black lines, and the blue tendons on his forehead twitched one by one, talking about such a brazen brother-in-law.
"Oh!" Wang Haoran saw that the disgusting Dafa was not working, and immediately picked up the roasted bear paw in his hand and took a bite, and stars appeared in his eyes in an instant.
"It's delicious, it's the most delicious thing I've ever eaten in my life. I feel like all I used to eat was pig food, sister ~ husband! People find that they can't do without you anymore, and they don't want to be an errand boy in the scout camp anymore, so you can let them follow you as a guard, okay~?"
Wang Haoran said while secretly looking at Dongfang Bai in the main seat above with his spare eyes, seeing that Dongfang Bai's expression remained unchanged, he was secretly happy, but he didn't expect to usher in the love of his brother-in-law at the next moment.
A particularly emphasized brother-in-law called Zhang Jianxiu goosebumps, and Wang Haoran, the kid, rubbed his shirt with his oily hands, Zhang Jianxiu couldn't help but knock him directly to the ground for a while, and then looked at Wang with a little apology
Mingyue Road:
"Yue'er, this younger brother of yours... I just couldn't hold back. You..."
"It's okay, husband! You continue, this is not a very good fight, my stinky brother just owes it to clean up, he is disgusted with his life, and he actually went to the scout camp as an errand. It is better to die at the hands of your own family than to be killed by others. Husband, when Yue'er finishes eating, let's play doubles together!"
Zhang Jianxiu looked at Wang Haoran who was lying on the ground, and said with pity: "Yue'er, our brother is still young, and he has never seen the sinister way of the world. Don't worry, as a brother-in-law, you must take him with you to teach him well, and you must make him a good boy in our Ming Dynasty."
"I thank my husband for Qingyun, and Yue'er is waiting for you in the tent at night!" Wang Mingyue excitedly ignored the crowd present and said.
"Well, I know!" Zhang Jianxiu said with an indifferent smile.
After Zhang Jianxiu finished speaking, he handed the remaining two-thirds in his hand to Tian Boguang, Tian Boguang didn't expect that he could get such a large piece of bear's paw meat.
"Childe, this..."
"Take it, you are so loyal today, if you don't express it, won't it chill your subordinates."
Tian Boguang's hands trembled and he took the roasted bear paw meat from Zhang Jianxiu's hands, and said excitedly with tears in his eyes: "Subordinate Xie Gongzi cultivates!"
"Alright, what are you crying about, take advantage of the heat and eat, as long as you are faithful to this seat, this reward is nothing! Tell me, you and my brother-in-law are here to report, don't you just want to rub some meat to eat?" Zhang Jianxiu quipped.
"Subordinates are terrified!" Tian Boguang was so frightened that he immediately knelt on the ground and held the barbecue high in front of Zhang Jianxiu.
"Alright, alright, I'm just joking with you, don't take it seriously, get up!" Zhang Jianxiu's intelligence of 16 points can see their little Jiujiu at a glance, but he doesn't plan to care.
"Gongzi Xie is gracious, but his subordinates do report on the scout camp!"
"Tell me about it!"
"The ability of the subordinates is one is the light skill knife technique, and the other is some indiscriminate means, although these methods are not glorious, but if they are used properly, they can have unexpected effects.
Childe instructed his subordinates to teach the scout camp, and the subordinates must teach with their hearts, and the light sword technique is a skill accumulated over time, considering that Childe will be going south in the spring next year, and his subordinates can only think of the next three indiscriminate means to improve the combat power of the scout camp as soon as possible."
"Well, that's a good idea. Since you have taught the Scout Camp to be in charge, you can do it. As long as there are achievements, this seat will not hesitate to reward!"
"Yes, Childe. It's just that some of these subordinate methods require the use of a lot of precious medicinal materials, and the amount of money consumed by more than 1,000 people is probably a lot of money."
"What should I do, this seat has the support of the princes of the court, and a large amount of military funds have been raised, and money is not a matter at all! I will greet and cooperate with you in this matter, but there is one thing you have to remember for this seat, that is, you must not stretch out where you shouldn't. If so—"
"Childe, don't worry, if Xiao Tianzi dares to be greedy for a tael of silver, without Childe's hands, Xiao Tianzi will cut off his head and give it to Childe as a night pot."
"My son doesn't need your dead head, just do good things with your heart. Now grab your roasted bear's paws and get out!"
"The subordinates have thanked Gongzi, let's get out!"
After Tian Boguang left, everyone enjoyed dinner beautifully, and then went back to the camp to meditate and practice, Yang Ping'an only ate half a roasted bear paw, and took out the Shuiyue rabbit meat in his backpack before he could get enough, found a place where no one was, and barbecued it.
The moonlight is like silver, and the clear light shines everywhere, and the pines and cypresses on the mountain turn black in the moonlight. The lake around him glowed with a little phosphorescence, like countless elves dancing on it.
Zhang Jianxiu looked up at the bright moon, but read a sense of time.
People do not see the moon in ancient times, but this month once shines on the ancients. If the ancients and the present people are flowing water, they will see the bright moon together.
Touching the scene is not as good as being full of wine and food, Zhang Jianxiu finished a meal, and began to brush up today's Snow Wolf Lake copy, if there is no accident, today he can not only upgrade to level 17, but also raise 2000 deerskins to synthesize a 12-grid deerskin bag.
In this way, you will have the confidence to explore the level 19-23 Siguo Cliff dungeon.
Why didn't you go to the Cliff quest before? Zhang Jianxiu mainly considered two points, one is that the backpack grid is not enough, and then go to a new copy, how to deal with the drop? In addition, the difference in levels is too large, and I am afraid it will be difficult to clear the customs.
There is a simple explanation next to this dungeon icon: The Demon Sect Leader Dugu Invincible led the Ten Elders to besiege Huashan, and the host can choose one faction to join, or fight alone, and you can get rewards after clearing the customs.
This is the first time Zhang Jianxiu has encountered a copy of the extra reward after clearing the customs, and it may be all humanoid monsters, you must know that the wisdom of humanoid monsters is not low, if you are not careful, it may really overturn, so Zhang Jianxiu held back for nearly three months, and it was not until tonight that he decided to break into this copy.
With a flash of white light, Zhang Jianxiu was in the snow and snow in the Snow Wolf Valley, saw the sika deer foraging in the distance, and jumped...