Chapter 103: The Parents Who Gave Birth to Me, the Brother-in-law Who Loves Me!
Zhang Jianxiu first went to brush the Snow Wolf Valley copy, and the equipment that exploded was duplicated, and it was directly recycled to the system, but he brushed up a wolf king stamp fragment, and finally made up enough 5 fragments to upgrade the wolf king seal.
Wolf King Stamp (Spirit 10 required)
Spirit +5
Intelligence +1
Incidental Skill: Summoning the Wolf Soul (stamped and sealed the Unyielding Battle Spirit of the Snow Wolf King, summoning duration 30 minutes, cooldown 24 hours.) )
Special Effect 1: Can grow (can grow, the next level requires 5 wolf king stamp fragments.) )
Special Effect 2: Unique (A world can only have one Wolf King Stamp.) )
Out of the Snow Wolf Lake dungeon, Zhang Jianxiu directly entered the Siguo Cliff dungeon, still possessed Yang Bufan, according to the last trajectory to the backpack unlocking time to start moving, after rescuing Ning Zhongze and his party, looking at the admiring eyes of Ning Zhongze in his arms, Zhang Jianxiu decided to kiss his subordinates first.
Just do it when you think of it, Zhang Jianxiu has always disliked dragging mud and water, and seeing that he was about to kiss Ning Zhongze's subordinates for the first time, a warning popped up in the system here.
"The host behaves obscenely towards the female characters in the game, and the first punishment is three days, please pay attention to the civilized game, otherwise it will lead to a permanent ban."
Zhang Jianxiu's eyes darkened, and he appeared in his tent, opened the system interface, and saw a prompt that the two game copies were unsealed for 2 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 58 seconds.
"System, if you come out, Lao Tzu will hammer you to death. I also praised you for the realistic game, the characters are vivid and emotional, and now you will ask for a kiss because of Lao Tzu. , dog system, you come out, I know you're not low in intelligence, don't pretend to be a grandson......."
Zhang Jianxiu scolded for a long time, but the system remained cold and didn't pay attention to it at all. Zhang Jianxiu had no choice but to go out of his tent and take You Oil to relax.
Unconsciously, Zhang Jianxiu walked to the side of the medical camp, the ancients used to rest at sunrise, and at this point, there was a patrol in the military camp of the Shenchao Army, and most of the people had already rested.
Almost all the tents on this side of the medical camp are dark, except for a special small tent that is still lit, and it seems that Yilin and Ren Yingying have not slept yet. Since Zhang Jianxiu returned to Beijing, he hasn't spoken to Yilin in the past two days, but he has snubbed this little girl, and LSP decided that he must make up for it tonight.
So Zhang Jianxiu walked towards the special small camp, and found two sneaky figures sneaking into the medical camp on the way.
Well, someone dares to do the act of stealing incense and jade in my military camp, it seems that the appearance of the female medical soldiers makes these rough men unable to bear the restlessness in their hearts, Zhang Jianxiu decided to make an example of the chickens and monkeys, and clean up the military discipline, so as not to cause harm to these female medical soldiers.
Zhang Jianxiu instructed You You to go to the big tent of the Chinese army to invite Dongfang Bai to come to an emergency meeting, and he went to arrest the two thieves.
"Lao Tian, are you enough ***?" Wang Haoran, who was masked, asked in a low voice to Tian Boguang.
"Wang Shao, don't worry, not to mention just ten female soldiers' camp tents, it is more than enough to put down half of the Divine Dynasty army." Tian Boguang, who was also masked, responded in a low voice.
"Lao Tian, well done, I saw this batch of female soldiers during the day, they are worthy of coming out of the palace, although they are a little older, but they are still charming, especially a few of them are about to catch up with the Oiran of Luoyou Pavilion. The old emperor died early, and the little emperor was managed to death, but it was cheaper for us. I just don't know which tent they live in, so we have to find them one by one. After we find it, we will divide it evenly. Wang Haoran said excitedly.
"Wang Shao, I don't need Lao Tian, I'll give you Wang Shao a release, after all, this is the military camp of the Eastern Governor, if it is discovered, you and I may not have good fruit to eat." Tian Boguang said with a bitter face.
"This is what you Lao Tian doesn't want by himself, not me, Wang Haoran, who eats alone! I think that when I went to the Qinglou with my brother-in-law, I was a treat, and let my brother-in-law play casually, if I didn't have this affection, would I dare to come to my brother-in-law's barracks? Wang Haoran couldn't help but blow water.
"Really? How did I not know this? Zhang Jianxiu ghostly appeared behind Wang Haoran and said.
"Subordinates see Childe!" Tian Boguang immediately bowed and saluted
"Oh, scare me, who was my brother-in-law at the time! I'll just say, it's not nonsense to find some palace maids to be doctors, or my brother-in-law can play, stealing incense and stealing jade in the barracks behind my sister's back, one word, absolutely! Wang Haoran rushed at Zhang Jianxiu
Thumbs up.
"Xiao Tianzi, you will drill the camp, stay there and go, and I will send you again!" Zhang Jianxiu kicked the defenseless Tian Boguang down, then grabbed Wang Haoran's shirt and lifted it up and said: "Qingyun, you are lucky today, originally the female sin should be beheaded, but fortunately, my brother-in-law and I appeared in time, and you haven't made a big mistake yet." Therefore, capital crimes can be avoided, living crimes cannot be escaped, and a meal is indispensable. ”
"Brother-in-law~! I'm your dearest brother-in-law, good brother. I promise I won't dare again, my brother-in-law will treat me as if he hasn't seen me tonight, okay? Wang Haoran immediately knelt down and hugged Zhang Jianxiu's thigh, crying bitterly.
Zhang Jianxiu kicked him away in disgust, Wang Haoran flew out a meter away and vomited a mouthful of blood, Zhang Jianxiu walked to Wang Haoran and squatted down and threw him a healing technique to comfort him: "I'm sorry, Qingyun, you were so disgusting to your brother-in-law just now, and you didn't master your strength for a while."
It's not that my brother-in-law said you, your thinking is very dangerous, it directly threatens your brother-in-law's restructuring of the army, which is related to the future combat effectiveness of the Divine Dynasty Army, so you can't escape this board today. Tonight I'm going to give you a little more acute, but all the men in this barracks. ”
"Brother-in-law, I was wrong, I will never dare to pay attention to the woman related to you in the future. Don't hit me! Woo woo~~! Wang Haoran didn't believe Zhang Jianxiu's statement at all, hundreds of women can strengthen the combat effectiveness of the army, and his Wang family is also from a family background, thinking that his brother-in-law is fighting himself by protecting food.
"Hey~! It seems that you don't understand your brother-in-law's good intentions, let alone others. You will work hard tonight, be a **, and let the rest of the dogs understand the hard work of your brother-in-law. Zhang Jianxiu said with a sigh on his face.
"Brother-in-law~! You've changed, you've changed your mind. It's no longer the good big brother who sticks a knife in his brother's ribs, and he actually poisons your half-brother for a few women. I wonder if you could give me your favorite Oiran Keyun at the beginning, why is this the case now, heaven, earth, have you dropped my brother's soul? ”
Wang Haoran slapped the ground with a sad face and shouted, and the sound of a woman getting up was already heard in the tents on the left and right, and then the battalions remembered the whistle for the emergency assembly.
"Let's go, follow me to the school field to order the stage, let's talk as we walk." Brother-in-law Wang Haoran's words startled Zhang Jianxiu, and sure enough, the most familiar people can still find their abnormalities, but this is not a big matter, Zhang Jianxiu can handle it well.
"Brother-in-law~! Are you really going to beat me with a baton? Wang Haoran immediately put away his crying and said in surprise.
"Otherwise, listen to me first, my brother-in-law asks you, when you are injured, do you want the beautiful female doctor to bandage your wounds with a soft hand, or do you want the male doctor to tie you with thick hands."
"Brother-in-law, do you still need to ask? A female doctor, of course! ”
"I'm asking you, do you feel much better when you have a beautiful female doctor taking care of you during your recuperation?"
"Well, I think it would be a lot better."
"Finally, I would like to ask you if you will be more brave when these beautiful female doctors are in the back and see you in front of you?"
"I said how I played my best in the fight in the Qinglou, I see. Brother-in-law is tall! The younger brother really doesn't know his brother-in-law's good intentions, there is a way that those who don't know are not guilty, can you not beat my military stick in public, shame! ”
"Not in vain! After beating your brother-in-law, I immediately helped you with treatment, and returned to Beijing after a three-day vacation. ”
"Deal! Brother-in-law~! You're still my dearest brother! The parents who gave birth to me, and the brother-in-law who loved me! For the sake of my brother-in-law's great cause, I, Wang Haoran, have gone out tonight, just come and whip me! ”
Sure enough, as soon as Zhang Jianxiu's voice fell, Wang Haoran immediately turned into a licking dog, wagging his tail to sell Zhang Jianxiu cute.
......
On the stage, Zhang Jianxiu stood in the moonlight in a white robe with a serious face, his clothes were flying, his hair was dancing lightly, and he was full of fairy spirit, which seemed sacrosanct.
"Tonight, a heinous thing happened in the Shen Dynasty Army, someone wanted to infiltrate the female barracks and defile the female soldiers, so I found it in time when I patrolled the camp, but it avoided the ugly thing from happening. This person is none other than my brother-in-law Wang Haoran. Someone, bring the prisoner to this seat! ”
After Zhang Jianxiu finished speaking, Tian Boguang pressed Wang Haoran onto the stage, and the crowd in the audience remembered
Whispers.
"At that time, I asked my brother-in-law, in the military regulations of the Divine Dynasty, if a woman is a woman of a good family, she will be killed! I don't think it's my brother-in-law, so I don't dare to kill you!
He told me that he thought the medical camp was selling dog meat on the head of a sheep, and that the female soldier was called the doctor and was actually a prostitute. Therefore, I am here to reiterate to all the soldiers that there is no battalion in my army, only robes, and these female medics will treat you when you are injured, and even at some moments they will draw their daggers from their waists and fight side by side with you.
Of course, I don't want this moment to happen, because at that moment you may be stabbed in the eye by the enemy, so the generals who go out to lead the army must pay attention to protect their eyes. ”
Speaking of this, there was a burst of laughter in the audience, Zhang Jianxiu waited for a moment, raised his hands to signal the audience to be quiet, and continued:
"Protecting your eyes is also protecting this group of white-clothed fairies. Do you know why I call them fairies in white? In the past, the casualty rate after the war may have reached sixty percent, but with this group of fairies, the casualty rate is guaranteed to drop to less than one percent!
There was an incredible exclamation from the audience, and when the audience was quiet, Zhang Jianxiu spoke again: "This seat also knows that I have been a soldier for three years, and the sow is a sable cicada." Do any of you think to yourself that such a beautiful angel wandering around you is not a sin? This seat is not an unreasonable person, as long as you don't have to be strong, rely on your own ability to win people, next year when you come back from the southern expedition, I will give you a collective wedding, dowry, bride price, wedding room, this seat is all inclusive! ”
As soon as Zhang Jianxiu's voice fell, the atmosphere in the audience completely exploded, and more than 30,000 people shouted "Long live Lord Qixian", which resounded in the sky and could not be calm for a long time.
Tonight, Zhang Jianxiu not only used Wang Haoran's ass to teach a discipline lesson to the officers and soldiers of the Divine Dynasty Army, but also firmly consolidated the morale of the army. Killing two birds with one stone.
Wang Haoran was more miserable, Wang Mingyue learned about this, and was stunned afterwards that Zhang Jianxiu was not allowed to give treatment, so he let Wang Haoran wail all night, and the next morning Zhang Jianxiu came to see Wang Haoran, a good young and handsome young man, the whole person was wilted, with a loveless expression.
Zhang Jianxiu was able to come over early in the morning, naturally he was entrusted by his beloved wife Wang Mingyue to treat Wang Haoran, women are hard-mouthed and soft-hearted, Zhang Jianxiu understands. After a few healing techniques, Wang Haoran immediately turned into a spiritual guy, and happily rode a fast horse to leave the barracks, no need to guess that this kid went back to the capital to visit the Qinglou.
Zhang Jianxiu found that there were many soldiers of the Shen Dynasty Army who wandered around the women's barracks during their rest time, and picked them up to get their peace of mind, some helped with the work, some guided martial arts, some recited poems, and some sang...... The most active is Jiang Aniu, who specially made a loving meal for a female soldier in the medical battalion to express her admiration.
Zhang Jianxiu also went to Yilin and Ren Yingying, ate tofu, chatted and chatted, and passed away the sadness of being banned by the system. And Wang Ying and Wang Mingyue's master and servant have already selected the soldiers of the Qi family's army, a total of 4,326 people, one less than Dongfang Bai's Five Elements Banner, obviously ready to compete with Dongfang Bai militarily.
Three days passed in a flash, Zhang Jianxiu could finally enter the copy again, quickly brushed the Snow Wolf Valley copy, and then entered the Siguo Cliff copy, this time Zhang Jianxiu finished the rules a lot, and he didn't dare to take Ning Zhongze into his arms, for fear that he would be banned again if he accidentally pressed the wrong place.
Came to the outside of the Sword Qi Chongxiao Hall very smoothly, this time he pulled Feng Qingsu and did not stop Cai Zifeng and his party, and then directly took Feng Qingsu to the Sword Qi Chongxiao Hall to do the big boss Dugu Invincible.
As soon as he stepped into the Sword Qi Rushing Hall, he saw that the two masters were spraying each other with their internal forces, beating the decorations and furniture in the house into a mess, and Dugu Invincible had a slight upper hand.
Seeing this, Feng Qingsu immediately joined the battle, and his lifeless style of play gave Yue Su the opportunity to hit Dugu Invincible a few times, but it was not fatal, after fighting for a long time, Dugu Invincible still had 13000+ HP.
Zhang Jianxiu was like a poisonous snake hidden in the corner, waiting for the opportunity to launch a fatal blow to Dugu Invincible, but the sky did not follow people's wishes, as soon as Cai Zifeng, who had completed the task of trapping the Demon Sect Elder in Siguo Cliff, appeared, Dugu Invincible immediately launched the Heavenly Demon Disintegration Dafa, knocked Yue Su, Cai Zifeng, and Feng Qingsu into the air, and fled towards the gate of the Sword Qi Hall.
Zhang Jianxiu saw that the big boss was about to escape, and decisively launched a surprise attack, not only did he not stop Dugu Invincible, but he also took a slap, which is worthy of the big boss to kill Zhang Jian with one blow
Repair two-thirds of your health.
After Dugu Invincible escaped, Zhang Jianxiu won the level, and the result score was actually an E+, and the experience and game currency obtained were only 70% of the original, and the quality of the three cards was much worse, and the skill fragments at the decibel level were "The World's Unparalleled Left and Right Pickaxe Jue" *3,205 white crystal coins 1260 gray crystal coins, and the gossip robe in white suit.