Having played supersonic tennis with SCP-018 (bouncy ball), taken photos with SCP-978 (camera), danced with SCP-230 (the world's hottest person), talked about humanity with SCP-049 (the plague doctor), and ate SCP-054's paralyzing lamb dishes, Lyle's month in Area-37 was the most relaxing and enjoyable day of his life.

Originally, this kind of day should have come a long time ago, but the two maids recruited in front of me were pessimistic and mentally retarded, and they couldn't even maintain normal daily communication, so they couldn't take them out to watch other containment objects for fun.

However, no matter how unreliable the maid is, she is also her own maid, and Lyle finally bids farewell to the three goddesses of fate who graciously retained her, and returns to the New York containment facility to become her own high-profile but harmless SCP-4679-

"These are ice creams produced during SCP-1765-3's experimentation, so let's keep them as souvenirs." Lyle poured out thousands of ice cream buckets from the space props on his body and piled them up into a small mountain in the center of the laboratory, "There is no guarantee that it will be harmless to eat, if you are poisoned, you can find me for treatment." ”

Dr. Clive added in a humble tone: "Attention, after-sales service does not include the case of death on the spot."

Lyle was noncommittal and continued, "Personally, I recommend flavors that sound normal with names, like 'Mongoose Crazy Marshmallow Flavor', 'Lay's Sakura Lychee Soda Sparkling Potato Chips Flavor', 'Wrath of God Flavor' or something is really impactful. ”

"The irony behind it is more impactful than the gustatory impact." Dr. Clive was the first to pick up the ice cream bucket and taste it," ......he said. Oh, my God! It's 'the taste of that shoe you've always loved'! ”

"By the way, this is the smell of the shoes that the doctors who conducted the experiments in Area-37 like, not the shoes that the eaters like." With that, Lyle snapped his fingers, and the temperature in the lab dropped below freezing.

This is not because of the fear that the SCP Foundation's inefficiency will be so inefficient that it would take hours to even send ice cream buckets to the cold storage, but rather the knowledge that these researchers will be happily taking samples today, analyzing the ingredients, having the critters try them, and letting the D-Class personnel try them, so that the temperature in the lab can be lowered so that they can do their work.

Dr. Clive opened his mouth wide and gasped, and said with a smile: "Hey boy, the glorious mission of solving the problem of global warming is handed over to you"

"With the Foundation's technology, it's not hard to do that." Not by using the power of a containment object, but by relying on the technological achievements that scientists have mastered, the difference between the two is huge, "Don't talk to you, I'll go home first, I hope nothing goes wrong with Ah Ci." ”

Ah Shui doesn't need to worry, he can live if he can replenish water, but I'm afraid that Ah Ci will break the chicken soup for the soul, and he can't think of it for a while.

"Home...... Dr. Clive muttered softly, as if a word had touched him, and he pretended to laugh flirtatiously, "Speaking of which, during your visit to Area-37, there was a new member of the New York family."

"I found out earlier, the Foundation's containment facilities are not isolated from magic, what level of reality bender she is by your standards" Lyle pretended to be bland, he didn't say a fact.

That is, the magic of this new member is very similar to the taste of the magic of the old man of God, and it is not the same as the bloodline, the magic is the power that the soul emits, even the magic of identical twins is completely different, and he doesn't know why this happens.

"Level 4, just like you." This is what the scientist said about the magician, so don't take it seriously, "However, the new member I'm talking about is not that young girl, but another blonde beautiful girl"

"Blonde beautiful girl!" Lyle exclaimed, and before Dr. Clive could say anything else, he was gone.

The smile on Dr. Clive's face faded, and after a long time, he lowered his head and scooped a small spoonful of ice cream again, and put it in his mouth: "It's unpalatable......

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Under normal circumstances, you should first go to SCP-239 (Witch Girl), who is powerful and has an extraordinary background, but Lyle is also a person, and decisively goes to find the blonde beautiful girl SCP-166 (Succubus Girl).

He had lived in a New York containment facility for more than ten years, and he knew exactly which containment object was in which containment unit, and soon found the containment unit of the succubus girl, Meili, and teleported in.

"First meeting - uh, sorry." In front of me is a super beautiful blonde lady, not a tank with a 100-point back and a 10-point face, the question is why the other party is kneeling on the ground and reading the Bible without clothes.

“！” Meili, who was startled, subconsciously covered her chest, but quickly breathed a sigh of relief and lifted her guard.

Incidentally, she just has the ability to seduce men by nature, and due to her growth environment, her heart is purer than any female humanoid creature on the planet, and she has absolutely no intention of seducing Lyle, she just mistook Lyle for a girl.

Lyle took a deep breath and stared at a certain undulation that was partially obscured by his beautiful blonde hair and said, "Thank you for your hospitality."

Since a pseudo-girl even had a neutral voice, Mei Li didn't realize her mistake and just asked, "...... You are"

"I'm SCP-4679, and Foundation staff sometimes refer to me as 'Extreme Explorer', my real name is 'Lyle', and I'm recruiting maids!" The last point is very hard, obviously not part of the self-introduction, "What about you, little sister"

Mei Li thought for a moment and introduced herself in Lyle's expression: "I'm SCP-166...... It seems to be called a 'succubus girl', whose real name is 'Meili'. ”

"Succubus Girl said this, it is true that she has been uncontrollably launching charm magic...... "Because of the divine power of the reincarnation god, even the King of Destruction can't pollute Lyle's soul, and the charm magic will naturally not have an effect, "By the way, then why don't you wear clothes"

Mei Li stood up and showed other parts that could not be described: "My body is not very good...... Wearing clothes can easily cause pressure ulcers, and in severe cases, the body will ulcerate. ”

"Pressure ulcer" Lyle thought for a moment, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, a black nun's suit flew out of the beautiful wardrobe, which was transformed into a maid suit under the white electric light of scientific alchemy.

(snap) snapped her fingers, and the maid dress was already on Mei Li's body, blocking the indescribable spring light.

The size is good, the shape is beautiful, the only drawback is accidentally forgetting the underwear.

"It's ......!" Mei Li couldn't help but move her body, she was already aware of the abnormality of the clothes on her body.

Lyle smiled and explained, "If it's not a magical curse, but an inherent property, then as long as the clothing does not come into contact with the skin, and is forever separated by a distance that is imperceptible to the naked eye, the skin will not get sick." ”

"Great, great! I don't know how to thank you, Sister Lyle! Mei Li said with red eyes, even when she was in the convent, she was discriminated against by other nuns because she was naked for a long time, and she had to suffer from skin ulcers in order to carry out normal activities.

She knows that she is not an ordinary person, but it has always been her dream to live like an ordinary person, and today she has finally found a partial solution

But.

"—I'm a man." Lyle's words changed the sheer gratitude in Meili's chest. Haishu.com