Chapter 1: Rebirth turned into a dog!
"Come on, little dog, there's a piece of here, come and eat, come and eat!" A three-year-old kid in front of him with two snots hanging down like noodles found a piece of on the grass by the roadside that he didn't know who pulled it down so uncivilly, so he took a stick and sent it to Xu Mo.
This neighbor's child made Xu Mo so angry, he really regarded Lao Tzu as a dog who couldn't change his habit of eating, so he scolded the little kid angrily. It's just that the exit was a few babbling sounds, which made the little kid even more excited.
"Ahh
Xu Mo looked at his dogskin, if he wasn't afraid of being slaughtered, he really wanted to bite this little kid to death. In the end, I could only sigh helplessly, I really fell home! Why is it that other people's rebirth through the passage is all gifted and skeletal surprise, and finally becomes a big man who has turned the clouds and rains, Lao Tzu, who is so sincere, kind, pure, rational, and helpful, and frequently collects good people's cards, will actually become a dog!
It seems that in my previous life, I had peeked at a girl taking a bath, had a defecation in the open, and shamelessly snatched a three-year-old child's lollipop, these ...... Wouldn't it be such a great sin?
It's good if this is reincarnated as a demon beast, and after thousands of years, there is hope that it can survive in human form, how can it become a big yellow dog?
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In fact, Xu Mo is no stranger to the matter of crossing rebirth, this is his 81st reincarnation, and he is also very clear that this will be his last chance to be reborn. If he is hunted down and killed again this time, his life will really come to an end, and there will be no longer the possibility of reincarnation.
That's right, it's a hunt. In each of his previous 80 reincarnations, he was hunted down by all kinds of madness, and most of those many previous lives ended with him finally being killed by various miserable and ugly appearances. Occasionally, he escaped the chase a few times, but in the end he died of old age.
Every time he dies, his soul is sucked into a piece of jade in his body, and then enters the cycle of nirvana. In other words, although Xu Mo's current appearance is just a 3-year-old yellow dog, he is actually an old pervert who has lived for 80 lifetimes.
It's just that this rebirth made Xu Mo feel a little wrong, and the memories he inherited had a feeling of intermittent and incomplete. Although he would not fully remember the memories of his previous life every time he was reborn before, as time passed, he was able to remember everything he had experienced before after a year or two.
This time, the memories he inherited were more like fragments, for example, he could clearly remember what each of his roles was in the previous 80 reincarnations.
In the previous 80 reincarnations, his reincarnation was not all human, and the various worlds he experienced were also strange. For example, he once worked as a mercenary in a place called Earth, a killer in the land of martial arts, a general in a war-torn land in ancient times, and an emperor of the soil in the primitive land in the primitive wilderness.
There have also been times when he became an immortal cultivator in the Fantasy Continent where he cultivated aura, and there was even a place called the Dou Qi Continent where he became the king of a piece of land.
These identities are all men who stand up to the sky, and they live with enthusiasm and passion. Even if he was hunted down, he died heroically in the earth-shattering battle, which made people feel vigorous.
Of course, there have been more tragic reincarnations, such as being reincarnated as an old tree, and after more than 2,000 years in a deserted swamp, when he almost became a tree spirit and could transform into a human form, he was cut down by the pursuit and killing organization that he still can't remember, and he dug out the roots of the tree and died.
But even if he becomes an animal-like reincarnation, no matter how bad he is, he can at least be able to show up as a demon beast, and he can still be powerful. But now...... Directly reborn as a Wang Xingren without any anomalies! And it is a soil dog that is too pure to be pure! What is this like!
Even if you don't become a demon beast, you can be reincarnated as a fierce beast like a tiger and a lion, what else can I do as a local dog? If I really encounter danger, I will have to break a few of these teeth! Thinking of this, Xu Mo pulled a piece of shit indignantly, looking at the ugly shit lying on the edge of the nest, I don't know whether I was stunned or stunned, I just felt weak.
However, Xu Mo always faintly felt that something was wrong, such as the mutilated memories, and he knew almost nothing about the experience of the previous life.
All he could remember was his name, Xu Mo was his name in the 80th reincarnation, but there was no way to know about the identity, occupation, and final death of this previous life.
Among those almost blank memories, Xu Mo only knew that his 80th reincarnation was the most powerful, and he had encountered all kinds of extremely urgent dangers, and in the end, he managed to turn the tide and escape, and even almost touched the top of the hunting organization.
It's just that in the end, he can't remember at all what the dangers of these experiences are, and what the organization that has issued a reincarnation hunt and killing order is.
Xu Mo had a lot of questions, such as whether there were any other reincarnators besides him, otherwise there was no need to set up a hunting and killing organization specifically for himself. After all, except for the 80th generation, he has never been a big man who can turn the whole world upside down.
But no matter whether it is a conspiracy or a maze, no matter what kind of mystery this reincarnation is, Xu Mo has no way to change anything. The reason is too simple, he is just an ordinary big yellow dog, and he is useless when he travels to this world of cultivation. Neither can you cultivate like a human being, nor can you sit in obscurity like a demon beast and wait for an upgrade.
Even if it was his master who shouted: "Close the door! Let the dog go!" Xu Mo also had to observe what the opponent was, in this cultivation world, it was really difficult to find something weaker than the dog's combat power!
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"Hey, lazy cat! Come here!" Just as Xu Mo was thinking about something, his master Zhang Jing shouted at first.
That's right, Xu Mo is a dog no matter how high his intelligence is, and he, the owner, named such a 24K pure earth dog as a "lazy cat"!
Things have to start when Xu Mo was born, when he was still a newborn puppy, like a confused little pom-pom. But the moment he just regained consciousness, this guy started scolding!
"This ...... This is my 81st reincarnation!?" Looking at his dog-like appearance, Xu Mo said that he was as aggrieved as he was.
It was the first day of his birth.
"it! It's okay to be really reborn as a dog, even if you can't be a famous dog, at least you can give birth to a vicious dog and be majestic, why did you arrange such an identity as a leper dog for Lao Tzu!"
Xu Mo was almost so angry that he vomited blood, and all kinds of wails came out of his mouth with a humming sound, yes, every time he muttered, it was a full dog hum, and on the surface, it was well-behaved and cute.
But no matter how angry you are, it's useless, you can only helplessly look at a big yellow in front of you with a hot breath, stretch out her tongue and lick her head very affectionately, and the wet hara licks her full face.
At that time, Xu Mo was just struggling on his own, but such a playful, cute and cute little pom-pom ushered in that nightmarish name - "lazy cat"!
"Ouch, Jing Yi, come and see this little guy!" Just when Xu Mo was angry, the face of a middle-aged man came out of the door of the kennel, and he was extremely happy when he saw this little yellow dog, and beckoned to the side. This middle-aged man's name is Zhang Zhibi, and only the father and son are dependent on each other in the family.
Not long after, it was a nine-year-old boy with a childish face flashing out at the door of the kennel again, and after seeing Xu Mo with dark eyes, he suddenly glowed. "Dad, this puppy is so cute, let's name him!"
"Okay, then you can name it. The man looked at his son with a kind face and said with a smile.
"Hmm...... I think our old cat is dead, or else, in honor of that cat, I'll name this dog 'Lazy Cat'!" said the boy excitedly.
"Good name!Okay, I'll call it a lazy cat in the future!"
"Listen to your sister, Lao Tzu was a human being in his previous life, even if he couldn't see my previous life, didn't he see that Lao Tzu was a fake leper dog now?" Hearing the father and son discussing there, Xu Mo couldn't help but scold them there, not to mention that it still existed to mourn a dead cat, how much Lao Tzu's dog is depreciated!
However, the effect of this angry scolding was not the human voice that Xu Mo expected, but a few dog barks.
"Look at it, look at it, it likes the name lazy cat, it screams so happily!" the boy was even happier, clapping his hands and screaming excitedly.
"I like you balls of yarn!" Xu Mo scolded again, but he came out again.
"Sure enough, okay, lazy cat, you wait, I'll ask Jingyi to get you something to eat." The middle-aged man was also happy.
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Xu Mo's 81st journey of rebirth began in such a tragic and bloody plot, and because of the strange name of "lazy cat", he was beaten up every time he saw a cat. This is the dark and distorted psychology of being an old bachelor for many years during the previous dozens of reincarnations, but the cat has become his special target for venting.